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Hakon · 07-14-2009, 08:55 AM

a man from Gondor who

mormegil · 07-14-2009, 09:04 AM

"desired to be a troll"

Hakon · 07-14-2009, 09:36 AM

because he wanted to kill

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-14-2009, 09:48 AM

"tricksey wizardses who turn trolls"

Pitchwife · 07-14-2009, 10:27 AM

...into oversized garden gnomes for...

mormegil · 07-14-2009, 11:13 AM

"the elvish gardens in Lorien"

Eönwë · 07-14-2009, 12:01 PM

..., which were already full of...

narfforc · 07-14-2009, 12:30 PM

............droppings left by oversized eagles........

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-14-2009, 01:06 PM

(Edited story so far)

It was a dark and dismal pit for the orcs into which they dragged Smeagol
and left. After a few harsh words to their prisoner they started fighting each other,
which happened to include several nazgul who wanted Smeagol to go to Valinor
to retrieve some strange coloured weed which the residents had begun to
wrap in liquorice paper and relish with great pleasure by smoking pipes provided by Olorin.

The fact is that it distracted the Vala as Gollum peeped over the rim of
Yavanna's large iron cooking pot which contained many brightly coloured strange weeds, which Gollum stole and used for many sinister reasons, but mainly for halitosis (to escape from the nazgul) which had been following him by scent until stepped on by Treebeard who decided that he didn't think nazgul should torture Smeagol with feathers tickling his feet and many other unbearable tortures such as frying his fish and listening to Ioreth chat.

There should be another way to torture Smeagol such as diction tutor to stone trolls, dressing him up in skirts, and reading him a story about a man named Jed. Jed was, of course, a poor mountaineer man from Gondor who barely kept his family fed.

Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles.
...The guano made Jed rich...

mormegil · 07-14-2009, 01:14 PM

"but riches had their price"

narfforc · 07-14-2009, 02:06 PM

.........£5 a bag for manure.........

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-14-2009, 02:51 PM

Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles.

The guano made Jed rich. But riches had their price, £5 a bag for guano.
...Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien...

narfforc · 07-14-2009, 11:53 PM

..........with his bags of money!......

(sorry)

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-15-2009, 07:47 AM

Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles.

The guano made Jed rich. But riches had their price, £5 a bag for guano.
Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien with his bags
...while eschewing any scatalogical humor...

Also, please note the comment I made at the beginning of this thread

Quote:

The primary conceptual factors were 1) to have a story that might develop along a steady storyline and 2) avoid (a personal proclivity here) a tendency towards overuse of "bathroom humor" and story tangents. In pursuit of objective "2" I'd like to employ an occasional moderating editorial voice by myself to edit addditions to the story (if okay with moderators).

I hope no one takes offense, certainly there are various views on humor, but I find an overuse of body humor tiresome, and rather
un-Tolkien/Middle-earthish. Just a personal attittude, but there you are.

Thanks.

Nessa Telrunya · 07-16-2009, 04:51 AM

"So he decided to write..."

Eönwë · 07-16-2009, 01:32 PM

...a very long book on...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-17-2009, 05:11 AM

"How to Knit a Cloak"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-17-2009, 06:55 AM

"That Nazgul Will Die For!"

narfforc · 07-17-2009, 11:08 AM

.......if woven in Westernesse wool...

mormegil · 07-17-2009, 11:16 AM

...,which didn't really come from....

Eönwë · 07-17-2009, 11:19 AM

...sheep, but instead, from the...

mormegil · 07-17-2009, 11:39 AM

...shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to....

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-17-2009, 12:21 PM

Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien with his bags So he decided to write
a very long book on "How to Knit a Cloak That Nazgul Will Die For!"
if woven in Westernesse wool, which didn't really come from
sheep, but instead, from the shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to
...Sauron's wolf acolytes in Beleriand...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-28-2009, 08:14 AM

"so they decided on pink"

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-28-2009, 09:08 AM

Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien with his bags So he decided to write
a very long book on "How to Knit a Cloak That Nazgul Will Die For!"
if woven in Westernesse wool, which didn't really come from
sheep, but instead, from the shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to
Sauron's wolf acolytes in Beleriand

So they decided on pink
...since Haldir LOVED shocking pink...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-29-2009, 05:44 AM

"But Haldir also loved sparkles."

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 07:22 AM

...when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick"...

Nessa Telrunya · 07-29-2009, 07:46 AM

"but he wished he could..."

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-29-2009, 11:49 AM

...sartorially dress better than Galadriel...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-08-2009, 08:54 AM

"who was not happy with"

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-16-2009, 02:27 PM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with

...Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay...

Nessa Telrunya · 08-16-2009, 04:48 PM

"so she conspired to steal"

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-16-2009, 05:08 PM

"Varda's eyelashes after returning to"

Nessa Telrunya · 08-18-2009, 05:10 AM

"Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress"

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2009, 10:30 AM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay;
so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to
Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress.

"This really ticked off Varda"

Galadriel55 · 10-24-2010, 07:30 PM

..., who was counting on a...

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-26-2010, 08:12 AM

...sexy gown for the party...

Galadriel55 · 10-27-2010, 05:06 AM

Manwe held for the Valar

narfforc · 10-27-2010, 08:10 AM

....every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-27-2010, 09:41 AM

Fortunately the valar drinking game...

07-14-2009, 08:55 AM	#41
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	a man from Gondor who __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-14-2009, 09:04 AM	#42
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	"desired to be a troll" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-14-2009, 09:36 AM	#43
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	because he wanted to kill __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

07-14-2009, 09:48 AM	#44
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"tricksey wizardses who turn trolls" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-14-2009, 10:27 AM	#45
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	...into oversized garden gnomes for... __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

07-14-2009, 11:13 AM	#46
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	"the elvish gardens in Lorien" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-14-2009, 12:01 PM	#47
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	..., which were already full of... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-14-2009, 12:30 PM	#48
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	............droppings left by oversized eagles........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-14-2009, 01:06 PM	#49
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	(Edited story so far) It was a dark and dismal pit for the orcs into which they dragged Smeagol and left. After a few harsh words to their prisoner they started fighting each other, which happened to include several nazgul who wanted Smeagol to go to Valinor to retrieve some strange coloured weed which the residents had begun to wrap in liquorice paper and relish with great pleasure by smoking pipes provided by Olorin. The fact is that it distracted the Vala as Gollum peeped over the rim of Yavanna's large iron cooking pot which contained many brightly coloured strange weeds, which Gollum stole and used for many sinister reasons, but mainly for halitosis (to escape from the nazgul) which had been following him by scent until stepped on by Treebeard who decided that he didn't think nazgul should torture Smeagol with feathers tickling his feet and many other unbearable tortures such as frying his fish and listening to Ioreth chat. There should be another way to torture Smeagol such as diction tutor to stone trolls, dressing him up in skirts, and reading him a story about a man named Jed. Jed was, of course, a poor mountaineer man from Gondor who barely kept his family fed. Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles. ...The guano made Jed rich... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-14-2009, 01:14 PM	#50
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	"but riches had their price" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-14-2009, 02:06 PM	#51
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.........£5 a bag for manure......... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-14-2009, 02:51 PM	#52
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles. The guano made Jed rich. But riches had their price, £5 a bag for guano. ...Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-14-2009, 11:53 PM	#53
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	..........with his bags of money!...... (sorry) __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER. Last edited by narfforc; 07-15-2009 at 08:31 AM.

07-16-2009, 04:51 AM	#55
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"So he decided to write..." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave Last edited by Nessa Telrunya; 07-17-2009 at 05:10 AM.

07-16-2009, 01:32 PM	#56
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	...a very long book on... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-17-2009, 05:11 AM	#57
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"How to Knit a Cloak" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-17-2009, 06:55 AM	#58
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"That Nazgul Will Die For!" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-17-2009, 11:08 AM	#59
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	.......if woven in Westernesse wool... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-17-2009, 11:16 AM	#60
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	...,which didn't really come from.... __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-17-2009, 11:19 AM	#61
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	...sheep, but instead, from the... __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

07-17-2009, 11:39 AM	#62
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	...shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to.... __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-17-2009, 12:21 PM	#63
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien with his bags So he decided to write a very long book on "How to Knit a Cloak That Nazgul Will Die For!" if woven in Westernesse wool, which didn't really come from sheep, but instead, from the shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to ...Sauron's wolf acolytes in Beleriand... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-28-2009, 08:14 AM	#64
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"so they decided on pink" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-28-2009, 09:08 AM	#65
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Millionaire Jed moved to Lorien with his bags So he decided to write a very long book on "How to Knit a Cloak That Nazgul Will Die For!" if woven in Westernesse wool, which didn't really come from sheep, but instead, from the shaper-shifters, a distant cousin to Sauron's wolf acolytes in Beleriand So they decided on pink ...since Haldir LOVED shocking pink... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

07-29-2009, 05:44 AM	#66
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	This is getting very amusing "But Haldir also loved sparkles." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-29-2009, 07:22 AM	#67
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick"... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 07-29-2009 at 11:46 AM.

07-29-2009, 07:46 AM	#68
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"but he wished he could..." __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

07-29-2009, 11:49 AM	#69
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...sartorially dress better than Galadriel... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-08-2009, 08:54 AM	#70
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"who was not happy with" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-16-2009, 02:27 PM	#71
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with ...Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 08-16-2009 at 02:30 PM.

08-16-2009, 04:48 PM	#72
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"so she conspired to steal" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-16-2009, 05:08 PM	#73
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	"Varda's eyelashes after returning to" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-18-2009, 05:10 AM	#74
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	"Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress" __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

08-18-2009, 10:30 AM	#75
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. "This really ticked off Varda" __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 08-18-2009 at 10:33 AM.

10-24-2010, 07:30 PM	#76
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,310	..., who was counting on a... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera