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Old 10-12-2006, 01:50 AM   #281
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Q: Where can fairy dust be found in Middle-earth?

A: why, mordor of course.


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Old 10-12-2006, 11:01 AM   #282
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Q: where can dragons be found in middle-earth?
A: Well, listen. The hobbits don't know it, but the Shire is really a dragon's back.

Q: How extensive is hobbits' knowledge of smoking?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:11 AM   #283
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A - Their knowledge is - like - totally far out, man!

Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #284
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: After Gríma forgot his collection of crayons in his robes when he did the laundry.

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Old 10-12-2006, 11:19 AM   #285
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Q - When did Saurman decide to become the many coloured?
A: When he decided that he supported gay rights.

Q: (staying on topic) Why did Saruman feel he needed to create the Uruk-Hai?
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:51 PM   #286
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A: Because he wanted to have other 'people' around to make himself look more attractive, afterall he wasn't a real looker if ya know what I mean.


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Old 10-14-2006, 09:20 PM   #287
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Q: Do you think that Wargs could have ever been tamed/trained to be used as house pets?

A: Yes they have in the nation of Sharkey Shire and possibly others.

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Old 10-15-2006, 07:01 AM   #288
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A: Frodo was a figment of Sam's imagination.

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Q: Did Ents eat anything besides Ent-draught?
A - Yes... Entwives.

Q - Why didn't the Hobbits have their own language?
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Old 10-15-2006, 12:51 PM   #290
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Q - Why didn't the Hobbits have their own language?

Because Tolkien knew Elijah Wood wouldn't be able to speak it.

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Old 10-15-2006, 04:29 PM   #291
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A: No, he is simply misunderstood.

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Old 10-16-2006, 01:25 AM   #292
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Q: Do hobbits celebrate Christmas?
A - No, they can't afford it, what with all the giving of presents on every other day.

Q - When did Gandalf start smoking?
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Old 10-16-2006, 03:52 AM   #293
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Q: When did Gandalf start smoking?

A: Around the time he started dieting.


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Q: How long is Gandalf's nose?

A - About as long as Frodo's foot.

Q - What did the Mouth of Sauron do when he wasn't harassing Gondorians?
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Old 10-21-2006, 11:25 PM   #295
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A - No. In his own words: "I'm not stupid! I'm just big boned!"

Q - Who was taller, Sauron or The Witch King?
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The Witch King. Sauron was actually two hobbits, one standing on the other's shoulders.

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Old 10-26-2006, 03:34 PM   #298
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Q -Why didn't Smeagol's grandmother already know how to suck eggses?

A: Because she thought raw eggs were disgusting.

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He'd just had Laser eye surgery.

Q - What did Gandalf hope to do by standing on the Bridge of Kazad Dum?
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A - Take advantage of a great photo op for the "Wizards of the Fourth Age" yearbook.

Q -Why did Sauron do his jewelry-making in a volcano?
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A: Because the jewelry-making class at his high school was full.

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A: Because he was always interrupted by phone calls.

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Q: Why did Denethor try to burn Faramir alive?

A: Because Faramir was always turning up the thermostat.

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Q: How many elves died at Helm's Deep?
A: All of them that showed up with Haldir to fight. You see, little do people know, but PJ's interpretation of Helms Deep was quite accurate. Tolkien simply didn't mention in The Two Towers that there were elves at Helms Deep because it's slightly embarrassing that not a single one of them survived the battle...

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Q: Why don't we ever see any female orcs in LotR?

A: Because they stayed home and baked manflesh.

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A: He could, if he had some anachronistic technology, such as a machine gun or a phaser.

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Lobellia S-B. No wonder the attitude problems!

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A:Saruman, like many modern corporations, wanted to be in a far-off country, where he could get away with employing small people to do menial work for five cents an hour.

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A: Young Toby.

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They were once rather popular around Middle Earth in the First Age. They liked to hang around Doriath and Lake Helevorn but could be found wherever there was a good supply of water. Yet in later years, Sauron loved them and became jealous of the rest of the world and so brought them all to Mordor. They were an endangered species until the fall of Sauron.

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They hid it inside the walls of Bag End (which wasn't built yet, and therefore, impossible to find!)

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A: He had bad musical tastes.

Q: Who was Farmer Giles of Ham?
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