Newsflash! Tolkien Tabloids - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Elu Ancalime · 01-21-2006, 09:33 PM

In this game, take a character from any of the books. The idea is to take a truth from the books and in paparazzi fashion, twist it into a devious lie! Take revenge on hated characters, or make a play on a seemingly pleasant land.

For example:

Boromir of Minas Tirith---->Boromir the Cowardly

When Denethor Steward of Gondor sent his son to travel to Rivendell, Boromir pleaded with his father. "Please, daddy, cant i have Faramir come too!? Or some of the Citidal guards!? I dont want to be alone! There are halflings out there! What if they try and mug me!?"
Frodo talks to Boromir:
"Boromir, you must take the Ring to Minas Tirith! Use it to defeat Sauron!"

B: "No! What if it hurts me! Besides, Gondor's doing fine, Saurons just a big meanie."

B when Durin's Bane appears: "Eek! A balrog! Gandalf, save us all!" <runs out East-Gate>

The truth revealed-When he was young, older brother Faramir teased Boromir by pretending he was going to push him off of Mt Mindollin.

Try it! Possibilities are endless. This is not limited to places and people only. Also try things like "War of the Ring-->War of the Sing", or "Sauron and Pinkeye" Its quite fun!
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01-21-2006, 09:33 PM	#1
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 479	Newsflash! Tolkien Tabloids In this game, take a character from any of the books. The idea is to take a truth from the books and in paparazzi fashion, twist it into a devious lie! Take revenge on hated characters, or make a play on a seemingly pleasant land. For example: Boromir of Minas Tirith---->Boromir the Cowardly When Denethor Steward of Gondor sent his son to travel to Rivendell, Boromir pleaded with his father. "Please, daddy, cant i have Faramir come too!? Or some of the Citidal guards!? I dont want to be alone! There are halflings out there! What if they try and mug me!?" Frodo talks to Boromir: "Boromir, you must take the Ring to Minas Tirith! Use it to defeat Sauron!" B: "No! What if it hurts me! Besides, Gondor's doing fine, Saurons just a big meanie." B when Durin's Bane appears: "Eek! A balrog! Gandalf, save us all!" <runs out East-Gate> The truth revealed-When he was young, older brother Faramir teased Boromir by pretending he was going to push him off of Mt Mindollin. Try it! Possibilities are endless. This is not limited to places and people only. Also try things like "War of the Ring-->War of the Sing", or "Sauron and Pinkeye" Its quite fun! ________ Honda Cx Series Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:46 PM.