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02-01-2008, 09:19 PM
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Laconic Loreman
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Try The Barrowdowns you'll like it.
I found this site that I thought would be fun to mess around with here. It creates slogans for you.
You could use your 'Downs name, personal title, whatever (but let's make sure we keep this Middle-earth/Tolkien related). Also, let's be honest and use the first slogan you get. So, my slogan is: "Who would you have a Boromir88 with?"  Edit: As for the thread title, "Try the Barrowdowns you'll like it" that was the slogan that I got for The Barrowdowns, but if you click on the link, I think you will all see a different one. 
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02-01-2008, 09:56 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Bet you can't have just one!
Solutions for a small Bethberry.
It's Rohan time! Have you had your REB today? Have a break. Have a canonicity. I think, therefore, Cryptic Aura. OR There's always room for Cryptic Aura. Nice find, Boro88
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02-01-2008, 10:04 PM
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Messenger of Hope
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States.
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My favorite was definitely "Happiness is a Folwren cigar."
 EDIT: Only because...you all realize, I hope...because it was so wacko and ... not me.
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02-01-2008, 10:07 PM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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"Go on, get you Mormegil out!"
or "Get serious, get Maundering Mage" or "A lot happens after Tolkien"
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02-01-2008, 11:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Skyrim, again.
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"You deserve a McCaber today"
"A Smaug is forever" "Let's face the music and Mordor"
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02-02-2008, 03:40 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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That's funny, Boro! Right when I clicked it this popped up at me:
If you can't beat the Barrowdowns, join the Barrowdowns! A good piece of advice, isn't it? And Nothing works better than a Legate of Amon Lanc. Wow, this seems really like a nice page. Definitely intelligent and worth following  With A Name Like A Voice That Gainsayeth, It Has To Be Good. I like these 
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02-02-2008, 07:56 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Not only is the Downer a 'top' newspaper, but it is also hygienic.
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with The Downer. Sponsored by The Curiously Strong Crazy Captions But make sure you... Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Phantom And Alien
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02-02-2008, 08:34 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Can't Do It In Real Life? Do It On Volo.
Scary... Gee, Your Silver In My Silent Heart Smells Terrific. My pleasure. I am Stuck on Rep, 'Cause Rep's Stuck on Me. How true. Central Heating for The *even Newer* Barrow-Downs Photo Page. Umm... Any sponsors? I mean I getting a central heating would be a good idea. Leggo my Barrow-Down Dreams! Mith? |
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02-02-2008, 08:43 AM
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves
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Hilarious!
I almost dropped from my chair when this emerged from the generator! It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Nogrod. And I might consider changing my signature into this at least when playing werewolf: Watch Out, There's a Nogrod About. I also liked this one: When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Flame Of The Ainulindalë. whatever one thinks it means... But I was somewhat amused about the general tone of the slogans... - Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Nogrod from the Oven. - You Can Really Taste The Nogrod! - Sweet as the Moment When the Flame Of The Ainulindalë Went "Pop" - Devon Knows How They Make Flame Of The Ainulindalë So Creamy. - They Drink Flame Of The Ainulindalë In The Congo. So most of the things relating to me are about eating or drinking? How accurate! 
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02-02-2008, 09:06 AM
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Leaf-clad Lady
Join Date: Oct 2007
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How about
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink A Little Green.
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02-02-2008, 09:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Home. Where rolling green hills and clear rivers are practically my backyard.
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Mine was horrible!
 Every kiss begins with Finduilas. I'll have to try again... Typed in Fin, Turn loose the Fin. Better, but still doesn't fit me....
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02-02-2008, 10:08 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Thank you, I'm glad people are having as much fun as I am. I agree with Legate, the slogans for The Barrowdowns and WW are so appropriate.
Hmm...I was greeted with another appropriate one about The Barrowdowns: There aint no party like The Barrowdowns party "Snap! Crackle! Gandalf!" I'm trying to figure out what this one means... "The Denethor of a new generation"...anyone? And I'm definitely going to have to disagree with this one: "Smart. Beautiful. Shelob." 
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02-02-2008, 10:19 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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Bwahaha! The one that greeted me was:
"Come to Life, Come to The Barrowdowns" How inappropriate! For me: "Kills all known Rikae - dead" Well, if my role is known, I suppose I can expect to be killed. "Unzip a Rikae" No comment. "It needn't be hell with Rikae" Then again,it probably will be. "Splash Rikae all over" And I thought my death narrations were gruesome... "Kids will do anything for Rikae" Pfft. Edit: "Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Mellifluous Maia." Last edited by Rikae; 02-02-2008 at 10:44 AM. |
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02-02-2008, 10:20 AM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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Wow! I could have had a Pilgrim Soul!
This is not your father's Mithalwen I should jolly well hope not - I am my own person.
The coolest Mithalwen on Ice They obviously didn't see me failing to Ice Skate last week Kills all known Mithalwen dead - Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek Cleans right round the Mithalwen - now I am an euphemism.. It's different in a Mithalwen - How very dare you... Cleans your floor without Mithalwen Just as well - Mithalwen hates cleaning floors... Hand built by Mithalwen Not a great recommendation... It it live or is it Mithalwen? We're all dead here ... and I perk up after a dose of caffeine Come to Life, Come to Mithalwen. Getting better ...and these are sig-worthy Wouldn't you rather be Mithalwen? All Mithalwen, all the time. Boromir, this is addictive!
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02-02-2008, 11:27 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The Phantom -- The Freshmaker!
Hee hee Don't Be Vague. Ask for The Phantom. Ask for him by name You Can't Get Quicker Than a Barrow-Wight Fitter. Don't ever know what this means Ummmmm Feel The Raw Naked Barrow-Wight Of The Road. It's Just For Me And My Forum Mod.
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02-02-2008, 11:42 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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The Quickbeam that refreshes.
umhmmm Absolut Tom Bombadil Better than Derry Dol Gin Please don't squeeze the Goldberry Honestly, I didn't make this one up! I feel like Treebeard tonight. A TGIF statement?
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02-02-2008, 11:59 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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I likes this...
My Anti-Drug is Lalwende The Appliance of Lalwende Obey Your Lalwende - Indeed The Lalwende Goes Straight To Your Head Everything We Do Is Driven by davem - don't tell him though... Wait Til We Get Our davem On You This generator is also great fun if you enter in naughty and childish words...not, of course that I would do such a thing...ahem...
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Gordon's alive!
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02-02-2008, 12:07 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Home. Where rolling green hills and clear rivers are practically my backyard.
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Whoa! I just had to enter this-
You've always got time for the Barrowdowns. Here's me happy. Wouldn't you like to be a Finduilas too?
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02-02-2008, 01:02 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Apparently...
Only Hookbill Has The Answer. We're all doomed!Let Your Goombas Do The Walking I know I do. 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Mount Zoom Stupid Cats...
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02-02-2008, 01:20 PM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Inspired by Hookbill's recent post...
Reach Out and Touch Serious Cat.
I wouldn't dare to do that! Bet You Can't Eat Serious Cat. Of course not, because he will eat you. and We All Adore a Serious Cat. How very true.
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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02-02-2008, 01:37 PM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Sorry for double-posting, but this was so heart-breakingly cute that I couldn't resist:
The Barrow-Downs that Smiles Back. Awwwwwwwwwwwww! (Okay, I'm a bit weird, possibly... )
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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02-02-2008, 03:05 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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It's a Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked Adventure!
Ohh yes, I remember this - the site I used was www.sloganizer.net - but the ones this one comes up with seem to be funnier.
Strong and Beautiful, Just like The Barrowdowns Recommended by Dr. The Barrowdowns Oddwen is What We Do ( )Strong Enough for a Man, Made for an Oddwen (rotfl!!) The Best Oddwen Under One Roof I'd Walk a Mile for Oddwen Who would you have a Crazy Captions with? It's Not T.V., It's Crazy Captions. (Which is much, much better than t.v.!) Every Kiss Begins With Crazy Captions Stop! This New Movie Script is not Ready Yet! Run For The New Movie Script! New Movie Script Unscripted If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Barrowdowns Newspaper A Finger of Barrowdowns Newspaper is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat Why Can't Everything Orange Be Phantom And Alien? Wait Till We Get Our Phantom And Alien On You Daddy or Phantom And Alien? The Best Part of Waking Up is Phantom And Alien in Your Cup And you know the party ain't started 'til... There Ain't No Party Like An Uncloaked Party When You've Got Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked, Flaunt It Did Somebody Say Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked? The Home of Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked Nothing Sucks Like A Gandalf The Grey Uncloaked
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02-02-2008, 03:17 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Quote:
Everyone's Favourite Tolkien YES! Is It Live, Or Is It Tolkien? Can it be both? If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Barrow Wight Warning: Barrow Wight's head may fall off. The Barrow Wight That Refreshes. Indeed. 
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02-02-2008, 03:19 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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I Feel Like Smeagol Tonight
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Pipeweed* Better Living Through Taters *I'm going to start a band called Electric Pipeweed...
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02-02-2008, 04:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Party Tree
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hehe-heh I got...
Give a dog a Holby. Should I be insulted or flattered?!
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02-03-2008, 01:22 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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It's the Bright One, it's the Right One, that's The Great Elven Warrior.
HA! I got a slogan that said "Everything we do is Driven by Mordor!"
How funny. And also "Challenge the Barrow-Downs" The Shire, it's whats for dinner.
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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02-03-2008, 02:16 PM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Don't Say Brown, Say "The Barrowdowns".
We're Serious About Mist In The Barrow Downs.
Exactly! Everything We Do is Driven by The Meaning Of Life Forever. Less than I thought... Just One Fenris Wolf - Give It To Me! That was what I was hoping for during stage1. Puts the Arda in Britain. What does? Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Dragons. Here's something for Hookbill. The Coolest Penguins on Ice. At times these are as unappropriate as possible, sometimes the other way round. |
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07-27-2008, 08:18 PM
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Mighty Quill
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Walking off to look for America
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Easy, breezy, beautiful TGEW!
I rather like this one! The TGEW for your life Hmm... yes! Everyone needs one of me! Get Busy With TGEW Umm... No. We're Serious About TGEW No we're not, since when have I been serious? Snap into a slim TGEW Just because I'm skinny... ------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not Just The Downer, I'm a member Hmmm... Nothing Comes Between me and My The Downer Hey... did they just read my mind? Mum's gone to The Downer Hmmm... Does she work there? Washing Machines Live Longer With The Downer Wow. Does Hookbill repair washing machines in his spare time? Absolute The Downer Absolutely, positively! The Downer is Good For You You can make your own assessments about this one ------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Good To Talk The Barrow-Downs The Barrow-Downs Wanted I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean To Our Members, We're the Fourth Emergency The Barrow-Downs That Doesn't make sense A Finger Of The Barrow-Downs is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat Umm... That scares me ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Got a The Phantom and Alien? You're in Luck! The Incredible, Edible, The Phantom and Alien Nummy, Alien guts! Hungry? Why wait? Grab a The Phantom and Alien Mmm. Phantom sandwiches! Four out of five Dentists Recommend The Phantom and Alien The Phantom and Alien of A New Generation The Phantom and Alien Not Included ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Made in Scotland from the Barrow-wight The Barrow-Wight Lives in Scotland? What's in your Barrow- wight? My Anti-Drug is the Barrow-Wight Oh dear... Sharing the Barrow-Wight of your life Mommy, I don't want to share! Barrow-Wight born and Bred Yup, that's me! ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't Get Mad, Get Barrow-Downs Dreams I'm not mad, I promise! The Best Barrow-Downs Dreams Available to Humanity No Comment... Tonight Let It Be Barrow-Downs Dreams How Fitting Barrow-Downs Dreams- It Does a Body Good ... or not so good... Ok. That's It With This Madness! (And it is said that she ran off with her long brown hair bursting in flame as she went, and TGEW was never seen by any wight on the Barrow-Downs again.)
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The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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Aaahh, Eönwë!
The Too Good to Hurry Eönwë. What that means I do not know.
It Needn't Be Hell With Eönwë. True Have You Forgotten How Good Eönwë Tastes? Yes, that is a call to play WW (for the WWs) Don't Leave Home Without Eönwë. Obviously An Army of Eönwë. Well I'm not a violent person, but the one in the Silm is. When You've Got Eönwë, Flaunt It. No comment Why Can't Everything Orange Be Eönwë? I'm not orange! I Bet He Drinks Eönwë. That's just strange. Make Room for the Eönwë. I should use that as my signature Think Once, Think Twice, Think Eönwë. or this Give The Dog An Eönwë Well at least its not a wolf The Eönwë Effect. The best there is You Need An Eönwë. The 'Downs knows that its true More Eönwë Please. ha Gee, Your Eönwë Smells Terrific Why, thank you Happiness is Eönwë-Shaped. Well it got one thing right Eönwë Comes to Those Who Wait. Pride of the Barrow-Downs For Over a Hundred Years. That's me, all right Ok, I'll leave this now (for the 100th time), but remember: This Is The Age Of The Eönwë.
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Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: I spend most of the time stalking that allusive group, the fellowship it's a fun past time ^^
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Haha these were really funny I got
Do The The barrowdowns Put an Anduin in your tank Happiness is the barrowdowns shaped and finally Once you pop you can't stop the barrowdowns
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Location: I spend most of the time stalking that allusive group, the fellowship it's a fun past time ^^
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I found some more, though I think Gimli's and Boromir's, also Legolas's last couple are funny too
Anduril Come to life, come to Anduril The best part of waking up is Anduril in your cup Let the Anduril begin Cob I scream, You scream, We all scream for cob Dwarves Ding-Dong! Dwarves calling! Elves How refreshing! How Elves! Gondor Today's Gondor since 1903 Nothing comes between me and my Gondor Rohirrim Built Rohirrim tough Can't do it in real life, Do it on Rohirrim Aragorn Do you eat the Aragorn last? I'm only here for the Aragorn Go On, Get Your Aragorn Out Aragorn born and bred Aragorn really satisfies Legolas Put a Legolas in your tank It's a New Legolas everyday Because Legolas is complicated enough Lipsmacking' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Legolas Gimli Gimli-lickin Good Gee, Your Gimli Smells Terrific Taste The Gimli Better Ingredients, Better Gimli I Want My Gimli Pippin Come One, Come all to Pippin What Can Pippin Do For You? Go Crack A Pippin All You Add Is Pippin It's Not TV. It's Pippin Merry The Right Merry At The Right Time Your Never Alone With A Merry Silly Rabbit, Merry Is For Kids Savour The Flavour Of Merry Merry - It does a Body Good Boromir My Boromir To Yours Prolongs Active Boromir Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Boromir The Future's Bright, The Future's Boromir A Boromir Is Forever
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