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Morthoron · 06-24-2008, 10:21 PM

Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but the ship's tractor beam is pullin' me inta space!"

Oddwen · 06-24-2008, 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Good Form

The ability to balance his shoulder-dwarf while shooting was a key element to Legolas's fame as an archer.

Not to mention his skill with the elbow-Boromir...

mormegil · 06-25-2008, 11:21 AM

Realizing the gravity of the situation Boromir did his best to concentrate at the task at hand, but it was to no avail. He couldn't shake the feeling that the gastro-intestinal problem he developed while in Rivendell would rear it's ugly head at this most inopportune moment.

or

Gimli: That still only counts as one...oh wait that's later that I say that.

Mithalwen · 06-25-2008, 12:51 PM

It is a little known fact that "Boromir the Tall" was an ironic nickname. The man of Gondor was actually scarcely taller than Gimli ......

or

While Gimli was Gandalf's favourite during the journey through Moria, it seemed that the sun really did shine out of his......

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2008, 09:47 AM

Time for something new...

Treebeard was furious that, despite Saruman's assurances, the earrings weren't very stylish.

OR

Quickbeam was about to become the world's first folk singing ent!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-04-2008, 11:19 AM

I looked at the picture and thought of two caption, unfortunately I continued reading and found out that they where very close to hookbills. . .

"Merry and Pippin is getting tought some new drinking songs"

and

"Treebeards new "bling bling" was the envy of the other ents"

The jokes aren't the same, but the general theme is!
Anyways I shall come up with some new ones.

------------------------------------------

Merry and Pippin was suprised about just how pleasant it was getting limbs eaten by an ent.

Merry and Pippin was too polite to tell Treebeard that his beard was so sticky and quilted that they where helplessly stuck.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-08-2008, 08:27 PM

. . . takes the expression 'chip off the old block' to a new level.

I mean, look at the hair, man.

Oddwen · 07-08-2008, 10:00 PM

Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Ents: He's a lumberjack and...what?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-11-2008, 08:24 AM

Merry and Pippin were about to experience the strangest Diana Ross & The Supremes tribute act in any world.

Mithalwen · 07-11-2008, 01:01 PM

Fifty years on Bill and Ben were much as they ever had been but time had taken a terrible toll on the Little Weed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-11-2008, 01:06 PM

Treebeard still couldn't work out where the voices in his head were coming from.

OR

Quickbeam was highly amused that Treebeard was still sporting an Afro.

mormegil · 07-11-2008, 01:57 PM

Treebeard: And swing your partner dosie-doe...

or

Pippin couldn't help himself, ent draught just gave him a terrible case of gas.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-15-2008, 12:48 AM

I don't get this one.

But, regardless of the picture, one can always fit in a common theme. Say...

Gandalf's uncloakings were attracting new audiences every week.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2008, 02:52 AM

Trebeard: Isenguard!

Hobbits: Isenguard!

Quickbeam: Isenguard!

Ent: It's only a model.

Treebeard: Shh!!

doug*platypus · 07-16-2008, 03:35 AM

"What do we want?"

"No orcs!"

"When do we want it?"

"NOW!"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-16-2008, 05:05 AM

Treebeard: Oh, look, new pic!

Quickbeam: This should be fun.

This is Sam after seeing Gandalf uncloak.

~*~ or ~*~

This is Sam after seeing Mt. Zoom go by.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2008, 05:12 AM

Sam realised that he left his trousers at home...

OR

Gandlaf removes his beard to wipe his chin sweat away...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-16-2008, 05:30 AM

Sam: Mr Strider sir, I spent two lifetimes in the Wild. Now do I look like you?

Aragorn: . . .

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-16-2008, 06:22 AM

Deleted scene: Sam is caught trying to strangle Frodo and steal the Ring.

Thinlómien · 07-16-2008, 11:00 AM

Sam: "The mushrooms were excellent, Mrs Maggot..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-16-2008, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thinlómien

Sam: "The mushrooms were excellent, Mrs Maggot..."

... until they grew four hundred feet tall and started eating children...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-16-2008, 11:53 AM

Sam (drunkenly): Oh, look. It'sh a flying Balrog.

Frodo: Don't be silly, Balrogs don't have wings.

Gollum: And even if they did, they couldn't fly, no they couldn't precious.

Sam: Okay then, who'sh that? Tom Bombadil on a hang-glider?

Nonsensical singing heard.

Sam: . . . Okay, could be Elvesh. Eru knowsh they have thoshe horrible shongsh.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 07-16-2008, 09:12 PM

Sam stares in disbelife as Cliff Richards and Tony Blair plays a game of twister

or

Quite suprisingly Sam's own hair tried to poke out his eyes

or

This is how Sam looked seconds before he was defeated by the Jigsaw Puzzle of Doom!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-17-2008, 09:59 AM

''Begging your pardon, Mr Frodo, but they haven't got the Ring.''

''What do you mean? Did you take it?''

''Mmmm... yeah...''

''That's great! So we can sneak out and go to Mount Doom now!''

''Well, no, y'see Mr Frodo, I traded them for .... some seeds. They totally work, look: I already grew some cress with them.''

''You traded the Ring for a basic vegetable?''

''Um, yeah.''

''Well, I am really hungry--''

''Look out! They have a cave troll!"

Kitanna · 07-17-2008, 10:27 AM

Sam stumbles upon Elrond trying on his old clothes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

mormegil · 07-17-2008, 12:09 PM

Frodo: So I've been thinking about it Sam, why didn't they just mount us up on some eagles and then fly over?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-24-2008, 05:10 AM

Sam is glad of the Orcs' intervention: perhaps no-one will notice that his trousers fell down.

Edit: just noticed Hookbill made that joke.

Ok, er, how about:

Sam is caught trying on Galadriel's dress.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-24-2008, 07:19 AM

Sam: Gimli was a WHAT?!

Mithalwen · 08-02-2008, 01:35 PM

Grima's routine doesn't go down as well as he had hoped...

Alternative comedy? Alternative Comedy? You call a flour bomb alternative comedy?

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-02-2008, 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

Alternative comedy? Alternative Comedy? You call a flour bomb alternative comedy?

Grima: Well, it was better than Gandalf's disappearing cl- *Hookbill is speared to the wall by five hundred spears*

Groin Redbeard · 08-02-2008, 06:00 PM

Gandalf does the macarena after Hookbill gets speared.

narfforc · 08-03-2008, 05:42 AM

Grima tortures Theoden by tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch Big Brother continuously.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2008, 06:14 AM

Grima looks on as the horse hair on Eomer's helm begins to grow and grow.

Theoden: Not again!

OR

Grima: Is Eowyn kicking that Dwarf for a reason?

Theoden: Just... Just let it go...

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-03-2008, 01:36 PM

Grima: (Looks around cautiously) Did you hear the one about...
Theoden: Not another one...

Groin Redbeard · 08-03-2008, 02:02 PM

Grima: My lord, Gandalf is staring at us, and he doesn't look happy.

Theoden: Zzzzzz

Groin Redbeard · 08-03-2008, 04:19 PM

I just remembered one! Here's one for you Hookbill.

Hamma: Announcing the arrival of John Fillis!

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-03-2008, 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Groin Redbeard

I just remembered one! Here's one for you Hookbill.

Hamma: Announcing the arrival of John Fillis!

You forgot to mention what Grima and Theoden said about that.

Theoden: Who is John Fillis?
Grima: Your guess is as good as mine...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-03-2008, 11:44 PM

Théoden: Severus, I need my Wolfsbane Pot--AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-04-2008, 01:10 PM

Theoden's sick horse gets into the throne room... AGAIN!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-04-2008, 02:53 PM

Grima was furious: he had ordered the mummy, not the zombie.

06-24-2008, 10:21 PM	#12961
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,501	Gimli: Cap'n I'm givin' her all she's got, but the ship's tractor beam is pullin' me inta space!" __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

06-25-2008, 11:21 AM	#12963
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Realizing the gravity of the situation Boromir did his best to concentrate at the task at hand, but it was to no avail. He couldn't shake the feeling that the gastro-intestinal problem he developed while in Rivendell would rear it's ugly head at this most inopportune moment. or Gimli: That still only counts as one...oh wait that's later that I say that. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

06-25-2008, 12:51 PM	#12964
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Boromir has that shrinking feeling... It is a little known fact that "Boromir the Tall" was an ironic nickname. The man of Gondor was actually scarcely taller than Gimli ...... or While Gimli was Gandalf's favourite during the journey through Moria, it seemed that the sun really did shine out of his...... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-04-2008, 09:47 AM	#12965
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Time for something new... Treebeard was furious that, despite Saruman's assurances, the earrings weren't very stylish. OR Quickbeam was about to become the world's first folk singing ent! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-08-2008, 08:27 PM	#12967
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	This pic . . . . . . takes the expression 'chip off the old block' to a new level. I mean, look at the hair, man. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-08-2008, 10:00 PM	#12968
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Treebeard: I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay! Ents: He's a lumberjack and...what? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-11-2008, 08:24 AM	#12969
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Merry and Pippin were about to experience the strangest Diana Ross & The Supremes tribute act in any world. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-11-2008, 01:01 PM	#12970
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Fifty years on Bill and Ben were much as they ever had been but time had taken a terrible toll on the Little Weed. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

07-11-2008, 01:06 PM	#12971
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Treebeard still couldn't work out where the voices in his head were coming from. OR Quickbeam was highly amused that Treebeard was still sporting an Afro. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-11-2008, 01:57 PM	#12972
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Treebeard: And swing your partner dosie-doe... or Pippin couldn't help himself, ent draught just gave him a terrible case of gas. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-15-2008, 12:48 AM	#12973
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I don't get this one. But, regardless of the picture, one can always fit in a common theme. Say... Gandalf's uncloakings were attracting new audiences every week. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-16-2008, 02:52 AM	#12974
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Trebeard: Isenguard! Hobbits: Isenguard! Quickbeam: Isenguard! Ent: It's only a model. Treebeard: Shh!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-16-2008, 03:35 AM	#12975
doug*platypus Delver in the Deep Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 960	The Ents Strike "What do we want?" "No orcs!" "When do we want it?" "NOW!" __________________ But Gwindor answered: 'The doom lies in yourself, not in your name'.

07-16-2008, 05:05 AM	#12976
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Premonitions. Treebeard: Oh, look, new pic! Quickbeam: This should be fun. This is Sam after seeing Gandalf uncloak. ~~ or ~~ This is Sam after seeing Mt. Zoom go by. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-16-2008, 05:12 AM	#12977
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam realised that he left his trousers at home... OR Gandlaf removes his beard to wipe his chin sweat away... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-16-2008, 05:30 AM	#12978
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Sam: Mr Strider sir, I spent two lifetimes in the Wild. Now do I look like you? Aragorn: . . . __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-16-2008, 06:22 AM	#12979
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Deleted scene: Sam is caught trying to strangle Frodo and steal the Ring. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-16-2008, 11:00 AM	#12980
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Sam: "The mushrooms were excellent, Mrs Maggot..." __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

07-16-2008, 11:53 AM	#12982
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Impossible things? Or not? Sam (drunkenly): Oh, look. It'sh a flying Balrog. Frodo: Don't be silly, Balrogs don't have wings. Gollum: And even if they did, they couldn't fly, no they couldn't precious. Sam: Okay then, who'sh that? Tom Bombadil on a hang-glider? Nonsensical singing heard. Sam: . . . Okay, could be Elvesh. Eru knowsh they have thoshe horrible shongsh. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

07-17-2008, 09:59 AM	#12984
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	In Cirith Ungol ''Begging your pardon, Mr Frodo, but they haven't got the Ring.'' ''What do you mean? Did you take it?'' ''Mmmm... yeah...'' ''That's great! So we can sneak out and go to Mount Doom now!'' ''Well, no, y'see Mr Frodo, I traded them for .... some seeds. They totally work, look: I already grew some cress with them.'' ''You traded the Ring for a basic vegetable?'' ''Um, yeah.'' ''Well, I am really hungry--'' ''Look out! They have a cave troll!" __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-17-2008, 10:27 AM	#12985
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Sam stumbles upon Elrond trying on his old clothes from The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-17-2008, 12:09 PM	#12986
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Frodo: So I've been thinking about it Sam, why didn't they just mount us up on some eagles and then fly over? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-24-2008, 05:10 AM	#12987
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Sam is glad of the Orcs' intervention: perhaps no-one will notice that his trousers fell down. Edit: just noticed Hookbill made that joke. Ok, er, how about: Sam is caught trying on Galadriel's dress. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-24-2008, 07:19 AM	#12988
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Memorable posts. Sam: Gimli was a WHAT?! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-02-2008, 01:35 PM	#12989
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	As the Edinburgh festival gets under way... Grima's routine doesn't go down as well as he had hoped... Alternative comedy? Alternative Comedy? You call a flour bomb alternative comedy? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-02-2008, 06:00 PM	#12991
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Gandalf does the macarena after Hookbill gets speared. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Last edited by Groin Redbeard; 08-02-2008 at 07:20 PM.

08-03-2008, 05:42 AM	#12992
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Grima tortures Theoden by tying him to a chair and forcing him to watch Big Brother continuously. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-03-2008, 06:14 AM	#12993
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Grima looks on as the horse hair on Eomer's helm begins to grow and grow. Theoden: Not again! OR Grima: Is Eowyn kicking that Dwarf for a reason? Theoden: Just... Just let it go... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2008, 01:36 PM	#12994
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	Grima: (Looks around cautiously) Did you hear the one about... Theoden: Not another one... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-03-2008, 02:02 PM	#12995
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	Grima: My lord, Gandalf is staring at us, and he doesn't look happy. Theoden: Zzzzzz __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

08-03-2008, 04:19 PM	#12996
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,635	I just remembered one! Here's one for you Hookbill. Hamma: Announcing the arrival of John Fillis! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

08-03-2008, 11:44 PM	#12998
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gríma who? Théoden: Severus, I need my Wolfsbane Pot--AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-04-2008, 01:10 PM	#12999
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Theoden's sick horse gets into the throne room... AGAIN! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-04-2008, 02:53 PM	#13000
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Grima was furious: he had ordered the mummy, not the zombie. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond