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Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 07:26 AM

Fortunately he ran into the glass elevator

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-28-2005, 08:36 AM

Unfortunately, it was out of order.

Folwren · 07-28-2005, 09:42 AM

Fortunately, because of the glass doors and walls, Melkor didn't realize it was closed and knocked himself out by running into it so hard.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-28-2005, 11:09 AM

Unfortunatly a man spilled is water on him.

THE Ka · 07-28-2005, 01:00 PM

Fortunately, the man did it on accident, Melkor woke up with no hard feelings and they began to discuss what it would be like to be an ugly duckling, the man actually helping by keeping Melkor from thinking about much else...

~ Yes, this is not so funny Ka

Gurthang · 07-28-2005, 01:10 PM

Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times!

), who was learning an awful lot of dark things to do to Middle-Earth!

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2005, 01:16 PM

Fortunately the darkest thing was how to negate Pepto Bismal when he cooked dinner

WaynetheGoblin · 07-28-2005, 03:38 PM

Unfourtunatly he gave sarouman a book called HOW TO RULE MIDDEL EARTH AND AVOID ALL PROBLEMS.

Meneltarmacil · 07-28-2005, 03:43 PM

Fortunately, their heads suddenly exploded for absolutely no reason.

Nimrodel_9 · 07-28-2005, 04:59 PM

Unfortunately the book fell into Gollum's hands.

Meneltarmacil · 07-28-2005, 05:40 PM

Fortunately, it was written in Ancient Greek, which Gollum couldn't understand.

Folwren · 07-28-2005, 09:29 PM

Unfortunately on one of the back pages was the ISBN of the same book in the Common Tongue.

WaynetheGoblin · 07-29-2005, 07:20 AM

Fourtunately gollums head exploded to.

Gurthang · 07-29-2005, 11:21 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on!

Gil-Galad · 07-29-2005, 11:26 PM

Fortunately Frodo called for his check and headed off down the road dancing like childeren of the night

The Elf-warrior · 07-30-2005, 05:09 PM

Unfortunately he was killed by an Orc in Alatar's "Hour of the liberation of Middle-Earth's disenfranchised peoples." Translation: "The start of my war for world domination."

Parmawen · 07-30-2005, 08:01 PM

Fortunately, the ring had escaped when Gollum's head exploded and had cleverly rolled underneath Frodo's body and ended up being buried with him in a lovely cemetary with a little white, hobbit-sized headstone.

The Only Real Estel · 07-30-2005, 08:25 PM

Unfortunately it was not Frodo whom the orc had killed. So now the Ring was buried with a random hobbit...not to mention the little white, hobbit-sized headstone being completely inaccurate.

The Elf-warrior · 07-30-2005, 09:05 PM

Fortunately the Shire was saved by Rangers with blunderbusses.

Gurthang · 07-30-2005, 11:22 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!)

Gelmir · 07-31-2005, 11:45 AM

Fotunately, on the head stone, because of the meat loaf it actually said Gogo Bug-ins

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-31-2005, 12:14 PM

Unfortunately, Frodo was already tightening the nose around his neck and ready to commit suicide!

Gelmir · 07-31-2005, 12:26 PM

Fortunately, as frodo fell down after lack of oxygen off he landed on a crash mat and gained sanity.

Orominuialwen · 07-31-2005, 12:36 PM

Unfortunately, although he was once again sane, Frodo temporarily lost conciousness.

Gelmir · 07-31-2005, 01:47 PM

Fortunately he fell in to a pile of smelling salts and gained conciousness.

Gurthang · 07-31-2005, 05:31 PM

Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling.

solarisa · 07-31-2005, 06:55 PM

!!! smelly-acid-killer-greenish-sludge came down, and frodo died so FORTUNATELY there's one less annoying character to worry about

...yet UNFORTUNATELY this has gone totally off topic...

Folwren · 07-31-2005, 07:35 PM

I'll count that last thing as an UNFORTUNATELY, so that I can write a fortunately.

Fortunately, Sam didn't think Frodo was an annoying character, so he caught him at the bottom of the descent that he was falling and revived him back to life using CPR, I guess.

Gil-Galad · 07-31-2005, 07:40 PM

Unfortuantely Sam thought CPR was sacrificing himself to bring somebody else back, so sam died, and to save money on ale, Frodo bought a cheap coffin and through him in the bog

Parmawen · 07-31-2005, 08:15 PM

Fortunately for Frodo, the ale market was booming and therefore had very low prices, so he was able to walk through the mucky bog and have a nice burial for Sam while getting a lifetime's supply of ale.

Kath · 08-01-2005, 05:05 AM

Unfortunately Sam was not actually dead having realised what CPR really was and after crawling out of his grave he sued Frodo.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 05:15 AM

Fortunately, Melkor had blown up all the court after he lost his case.

Kath · 08-01-2005, 05:18 AM

Unfortunately military courts of law were still available and were far nastier than the normal ones.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 05:46 AM

Fortunately, Sam did not know of these.

Holbytlass · 08-01-2005, 06:22 AM

Unfortunately, Sam couldn't sue Frodo because of the Good Samaritan law.

The Elf-warrior · 08-01-2005, 08:33 AM

Fortunately, Alatar's assault on Dale failed.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-01-2005, 09:01 AM

Unfortunately, this did little to affect what was going on.

The Elf-warrior · 08-01-2005, 10:54 AM

Fortunately Frodo and Sam forgave each other.

Gelmir · 08-01-2005, 11:55 AM

Unfotunately, at the same time a anvil 10 times the normal size was falling on them...

solarisa · 08-01-2005, 12:03 PM

unfortunately legolas appeared out of nowhere and got squishied between the hammer and the hobbits so FORTUNATELY sam and frodo are saved! *hooray

07-28-2005, 07:26 AM	#921
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately he ran into the glass elevator __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 08:36 AM	#922
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, it was out of order. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-28-2005, 09:42 AM	#923
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,122	Fortunately, because of the glass doors and walls, Melkor didn't realize it was closed and knocked himself out by running into it so hard. __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

07-28-2005, 11:09 AM	#924
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 278	Unfortunatly a man spilled is water on him. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

07-28-2005, 01:00 PM	#925
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Fortunately, the man did it on accident, Melkor woke up with no hard feelings and they began to discuss what it would be like to be an ugly duckling, the man actually helping by keeping Melkor from thinking about much else... ~ Yes, this is not so funny Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

07-28-2005, 01:10 PM	#926
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Unfortunately, the man was really Saruman (Who has probably died numerous times already in this thread, but has been reincarenated just as many times! ), who was learning an awful lot of dark things to do to Middle-Earth! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-28-2005, 01:16 PM	#927
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Fortunately the darkest thing was how to negate Pepto Bismal when he cooked dinner __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2005, 03:38 PM	#928
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 278	Unfourtunatly he gave sarouman a book called HOW TO RULE MIDDEL EARTH AND AVOID ALL PROBLEMS. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

07-28-2005, 03:43 PM	#929
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, their heads suddenly exploded for absolutely no reason. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-28-2005, 04:59 PM	#930
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 746	Unfortunately the book fell into Gollum's hands. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

07-28-2005, 05:40 PM	#931
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,265	Fortunately, it was written in Ancient Greek, which Gollum couldn't understand. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

07-28-2005, 09:29 PM	#932
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,122	Unfortunately on one of the back pages was the ISBN of the same book in the Common Tongue. __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

07-29-2005, 07:20 AM	#933
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 278	Fourtunately gollums head exploded to. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

07-29-2005, 11:21 PM	#934
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Unfortunately, Frodo was still eating and had no idea that all this was going on! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-29-2005, 11:26 PM	#935
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	So i married an axe murderer... Fortunately Frodo called for his check and headed off down the road dancing like childeren of the night __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-30-2005, 05:09 PM	#936
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately he was killed by an Orc in Alatar's "Hour of the liberation of Middle-Earth's disenfranchised peoples." Translation: "The start of my war for world domination." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-30-2005, 08:01 PM	#937
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Fortunately, the ring had escaped when Gollum's head exploded and had cleverly rolled underneath Frodo's body and ended up being buried with him in a lovely cemetary with a little white, hobbit-sized headstone. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel

07-30-2005, 08:25 PM	#938
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	Unfortunately it was not Frodo whom the orc had killed. So now the Ring was buried with a random hobbit...not to mention the little white, hobbit-sized headstone being completely inaccurate.

07-30-2005, 09:05 PM	#939
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Shire was saved by Rangers with blunderbusses. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-30-2005, 11:22 PM	#940
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Unfortunately, Frodo saw his own headstone and couldn't decide if he was really dead or not! (He'd had some bad meat loaf at Gollum's place, so he was not in a good state!) __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-31-2005, 11:45 AM	#941
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	A fortune Fotunately, on the head stone, because of the meat loaf it actually said Gogo Bug-ins __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha! Last edited by Gelmir; 07-31-2005 at 11:51 AM. Reason: The monkeys made me, take them away! rolls on floor sucking thumb

07-31-2005, 12:14 PM	#942
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Unfortunately, Frodo was already tightening the nose around his neck and ready to commit suicide! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-31-2005, 12:26 PM	#943
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Guh... Fortunately, as frodo fell down after lack of oxygen off he landed on a crash mat and gained sanity. __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

07-31-2005, 12:36 PM	#944
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 649	Unfortunately, although he was once again sane, Frodo temporarily lost conciousness. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 07-31-2005 at 12:39 PM. Reason: Missed the previous "ortunately," so I had to change mine to "unfortunately

07-31-2005, 01:47 PM	#945
Gelmir Haunting Spirit Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lothlorein Posts: 62	Smelly eggs! Fortunately he fell in to a pile of smelling salts and gained conciousness. __________________ No more knee caps for you! No more Life for you! And you! No more toe nails for you! mwahahaha!

07-31-2005, 05:31 PM	#946
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	Unfortunately, by some weird defiance of physics, neither the crash mat nor the smelling salt had stopped Frodo's descent, so he was still falling. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-31-2005, 06:55 PM	#947
solarisa Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: minnesota Posts: 43	!!! smelly-acid-killer-greenish-sludge came down, and frodo died so FORTUNATELY there's one less annoying character to worry about ...yet UNFORTUNATELY this has gone totally off topic... __________________ ~Spirit of sunlight...i am free~

07-31-2005, 07:35 PM	#948
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,122	I'll count that last thing as an UNFORTUNATELY, so that I can write a fortunately. Fortunately, Sam didn't think Frodo was an annoying character, so he caught him at the bottom of the descent that he was falling and revived him back to life using CPR, I guess. __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

07-31-2005, 07:40 PM	#949
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Unfortuantely Sam thought CPR was sacrificing himself to bring somebody else back, so sam died, and to save money on ale, Frodo bought a cheap coffin and through him in the bog __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-31-2005, 08:15 PM	#950
Parmawen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Stuck in the center of Spooky Hollow... Posts: 75	Fortunately for Frodo, the ale market was booming and therefore had very low prices, so he was able to walk through the mucky bog and have a nice burial for Sam while getting a lifetime's supply of ale. __________________ I sang of leaves, of leaves of gold, and leaves of gold there grew. Of wind I sang, I wind there came, and in the branches blew... -Galadriel Last edited by Parmawen; 07-31-2005 at 08:23 PM. Reason: Typos!

08-01-2005, 05:05 AM	#951
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Unfortunately Sam was not actually dead having realised what CPR really was and after crawling out of his grave he sued Frodo. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-01-2005, 05:15 AM	#952
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, Melkor had blown up all the court after he lost his case. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 05:18 AM	#953
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,585	Unfortunately military courts of law were still available and were far nastier than the normal ones. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-01-2005, 05:46 AM	#954
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Fortunately, Sam did not know of these. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-01-2005, 06:22 AM	#955
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,056	Unfortunately, Sam couldn't sue Frodo because of the Good Samaritan law. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII