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Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-07-2005, 11:49 AM

Gollum: Ugh, ugh....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...arg...ARG...ARG. *pant pant* EEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sound Effect: *Splorp*

Frodo: How revolting!

Gollum: Revolting? Yes, yes Precious. Long has it tormented us. Long has it blocked our nose. Poor Gollum, poor poor Gollum. For years and years has it tormented us, the booger of doom. But now it's ours, OURS!

**The Saucepan Man** · 11-07-2005, 11:56 AM

Frodo was not at all convinced that Gollum's plan of wearing false moustaches would guarantee them safe passage into Mordor, particularly as Gollum appeared to have no idea which way up his should go.

mormegil · 11-07-2005, 02:43 PM

Gollum: Look precious...a new picture.

Merry: Good old Gandalf, taking on all those orcs with the power of his uncloaking.

or

Merry: Wow look here's a notch conveniently here for a hobbit.

Kitanna · 11-07-2005, 02:47 PM

I feel inclined to use this because of Merry's expression.

Merry: Camelot!
Aragorn: It's only a model.

bilbo_baggins · 11-07-2005, 02:48 PM

Aragorn: How about I smack this pesky hobbit's head in this convenient notch right here...

SamwiseGamgee · 11-07-2005, 02:54 PM

Aragorn: Some day, my son, all this shall be yours.

Merry: Erm...

Valesse · 11-07-2005, 03:07 PM

Merry: "Where the corn is as high as an oliphant's eeeeeeye..!"
Aragorn: "...those are wooden posts, Merry."
Merry: "Well... well fine. I didn't feel like spelling out Oklahoma anyway."

OR

Aragorn: "Do you think Boo Radley is in there, Jem?"
Merry: "No, I don't, and quit calling me Jem."

OR

Aragorn: "Repeat after me... Your mother was a hampster..."
Merry: ...

Formendacil · 11-07-2005, 03:31 PM

Aragorn shows Merry his favourite part of Rivendell- his secret viewpoint for watching the elfmaidens go off to their bath...

Lalwendë · 11-07-2005, 04:11 PM

After escaping from the halfway house, Aragorn and Merry decided to try playing the Pan Pipes in the Edoras shopping precinct to earn a few quid for a three litre bottle of cider.

Kath · 11-07-2005, 04:17 PM

Merry: Please Aragorn I think I can cope with the loss of Pippin. I don't need my head cut off.

Aragorn: Look you I just invented this guillotine and I'm going to use it!

Gothmog · 11-07-2005, 04:18 PM

And there, behind the garden fence on the back of Rivendell, the two found the long lost Entwives working at Elonds and Sons Tobacco and Athelas Gardening Industry.

OR

Merry: WOW! I never imagined the sea would be this big!
Aragorn: Hrm...That's my bathing pool.

OR

Merry: Are you sure about this? I mean, they look small from here but isn't that just because we're so far away?
Aragorn: No no, they're small and harmless. Come on now, they're only wargs! You can take 'em!
Merry: Well, if you say so. Merry running towards the advancing pack and gets ripped to pieces
Aragorn: Yes! One down, three to go.

OR

Aragorn: Ahhh...My friend, there lies what my heart has longed for such a long time.
Merry: What? Horse dropping?
Aragorn: No. Look further away.
Merry: That booring grey mountain? What do you want all that stone for?
Aragorn: NO! The city you idiot! Minas Tirith!
Merry: Ah, I see... So, can one eat it?

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-07-2005, 04:31 PM

Often, Merry would go days without smoking, eating or making trouble. He was a kind and helpful Hobbit who always looked out for others, and as a reward, at the end of the day he went to watch the Pigs on their afternoon flight.

Gurthang · 11-07-2005, 04:36 PM

Titanic Rip-Off
Merry: "I'm King of the World!"

OR

Aragorn and Merry play as Legolas and Gimli:
Merry: "Thanks for the box, Legolas!"

OR

Merry: "I can see the ocean!"

OR

Merry gives an Ent a high 10.

mormegil · 11-07-2005, 05:11 PM

Aragorn and Merry divert themselves with their favorite past time--spitting off the bridge at the riders of Rohan.

Aragorn: Hey Merry, I've got a big loogie this time!

Bêthberry · 11-07-2005, 08:19 PM

Merry: "You're sure this isn't some carnival game, where I will be pelted until I am dropped into a tub of water?"

Aragorn: "Of course not. Look sharp now and move the stilts on, as the orcs will believe that Birnam Woods is marching on Dunsinane."

Merry: "But I thought that Tolkien disowned Shakespeare because of the Midsummer elves."

Aragorn: "He did, he did. But that didn't stop him from borrowing the moving trees idea."

Holbytlass · 11-07-2005, 11:07 PM

Aragorn: I agree, Merry, this is one of Eyore's finer homes.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-08-2005, 12:39 AM

Who needs Gandalf to make fireworks when you can put gunpowder in an Ent?

OR

The small spider crawling up the wood fascinates Merry.

Aragorn: Are you sure you don't want to watch Gandalf turning Saruman into a newt and then firing him out of a cannon?

Merry: No, I'm good.

HerenIstarion · 11-08-2005, 01:24 AM

Aragorn: Bet you ten pennies two to one Legolas will win? Deal?
Merry: No chance, Gimli will kick dust outta him, but I'll take your money if you feel inclined on giving it free, heh. Deal!

[Some moments in silence]

Merry: Good we have that fence between them an us, they seem crazed
Aragorn: Yep

[Some moments in silence]

Merry: Did you see it?! Did you see that upper-cut?! Did you?!
Aragorn: S**t

mormegil · 11-08-2005, 01:29 AM

The kind patience of Aragorn never faltered as he continually humored Merry with his astonishment at the things he found in the wide world outside of the Shire.

Merry: Wow! Look 'Gorn it's GRASS!!!

Boromir88 · 11-08-2005, 06:02 AM

Aragorn: Look at those swallows.

Merry: African or European?

Aragorn: Egh, I don't know.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 11-08-2005, 07:37 AM

Mery and 'Gorn wanted to help in the War, they really did; but what could they do? They were just heads on sticks...

Meela · 11-08-2005, 08:11 AM

Aragorn and Merry successfully engineered Gandalf's departure for Minas Tirith to coincide with Eowyn's morning sunbathing session.

Lalwendë · 11-08-2005, 09:46 AM

Aragorn and Merry, big fans of The Kaiser Chiefs, try to climb the fence and sneak in for free at Glastonbury 2005.

OR

Assured by Aragorn that dead Ent wood would make effective wings, Merry was a keen participant in the Bognor Birdman competition.

Thinlómien · 11-08-2005, 09:57 AM

Merry (singing): Someday my prince will come...
Aragorn: I can see him. On a big white horse.
Merry: Oh! Where?!
Aragorn: Don't you see him? Over there galloping away with Pippin...
Merry: *sigh*

Gothmog · 11-08-2005, 10:41 AM

Aragorn: See that, Merry? What do you think it is?
Merry: A cloud?
Aragorn: Maybe (whispering) but if it is it's moving fast and against the wind...
Merry: So what do you think it is then?
Aragorn: I don't know but I suspect...yes it looks like...Yes, it's one of my more irritating ancestors Earendil out on his annual cruise back to earth.

(an even worse continuation)

Merry: Why don't you like him? He seems like a jolly fellow!
Aragorn: Let's just say he has a lot of high-flying plans. Not a down to earth guy if I may say so. He has his head up in the clouds.

OOHhhhhhh...*Groan*

Maeggaladiel · 11-08-2005, 11:39 AM

"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?"

OR

The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had.

OR

Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue.

The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2005, 05:30 PM

Aragorn: “Be gone, foul servant of Sauron!”

Merry: “Yeah! I blow my nose at you! Hey, this is pretty fun.”

The Elf-warrior · 11-08-2005, 07:19 PM

Merry: "The picture is coming! The picture is coming!"

"First thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers!"

OR

"I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too."

OR

"Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.
Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths;
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments;
Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings,
Our dreadful marches to delightful measures.
Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front;
And now, instead of mounting barded steeds
To fright the souls of fearful adversaries,
He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber
To the lascivious pleasing of a lute.
But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks,
Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass;
I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty
To strut before a wanton ambling nymph;
I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them;
Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace,
Have no delight to pass away the time,
Unless to spy my shadow in the sun
And descant on mine own deformity:
And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover,
To entertain these fair well-spoken days,
I am determined to prove a villain
And hate the idle pleasures of these days.
Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous,
By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams,
To set my brother Clarence and the king
In deadly hate the one against the other:
And if King Edward be as true and just
As I am subtle, false and treacherous,
This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up,
About a prophecy, which says that 'G'
Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be.
Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here
Clarence comes."

Meela · 11-08-2005, 08:10 PM

Aragorn's reluctance to take a bath was getting beyond a joke.

Or

"What d'you mean, we're out of man-flesh pretzels already? We bought 10,000 this morning!"
"Well, there are 10,000 of us, chief..."

Kitanna · 11-08-2005, 08:19 PM

The Uruk puts a gypsy curse on Merry and Pippin. "Arrr, may all your hobbit hair of your feet fall out and may you lose your taste for pipeweed."

Glirdan · 11-08-2005, 09:03 PM

This is the leader of the 200, 000 orcs found on my doorstep
or

Aragorn: So this is what Gandalf look like uncloaked!!

The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2005, 10:21 PM

Referee Merry Brandybuck inspects this year’s opening in the fence that is to serve as the goal posts in the annual Great Rohirrim Finger Football Tournament.

-or-

Aragorn and Merry find some good sized breaches in the fence around the elven ladies’ swimming pool and put them to good use.

Merry (thinking to himself): ”Wow, this guy is going to be our King someday...awesome.”

The Only Real Estel · 11-08-2005, 10:23 PM

To say that filming the three Lord of the Rings movies had taken a tole on PJ would be an understatement...

Valesse · 11-08-2005, 11:19 PM

Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven...
Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you.
Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent-
Boromir: You're peaking!
Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! *shoots*

OR

He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you?

OR

The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 12:58 AM

Eowyn in the morning.

Gothmog · 11-09-2005, 05:00 AM

The new chemistry teacher was a clumsy one

OR

Orcs aren't famous for their good looks, but the baldness running in his family was almost too much for Ugluk.

OR

Imagine this: Frodo slips his ring on to his finger just before the orcs arrive at Amon Hen
Orc: Alright, who did that? Who poked me in my eye?
Invisible voice: thihihi
Orc: Ouch! That hurts! I'll get you you....*grabs nearest orc and rips his head off*

OR the truth:

Me in the morning

Holbytlass · 11-09-2005, 05:24 AM

Ugluk's only 20?! Ooh, he needs to moisturize!!

SamwiseGamgee · 11-09-2005, 06:55 AM

Ugluk: Me, in Minas Tirith all girls school, at 2am on a Saturday morning? Inconceivable!

Morsul the Dark · 11-09-2005, 08:23 AM

Charactor offscreen:Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of edleberries!

ugluk is confused by the guard-of-orthanc's taunt

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2005, 09:16 AM

Ugluk didn't know how to react when asked, "Are you really evil?"

OR

Ugluk: I am Ugluk! I instruct. No that’s no good. I am Ugluk! I order. No that’s no good either.

It took him 4 hours to think of “I command”

11-07-2005, 11:56 AM	#8242
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Frodo was not at all convinced that Gollum's plan of wearing false moustaches would guarantee them safe passage into Mordor, particularly as Gollum appeared to have no idea which way up his should go. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

11-07-2005, 02:43 PM	#8243
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Gollum: Look precious...a new picture. Merry: Good old Gandalf, taking on all those orcs with the power of his uncloaking. or Merry: Wow look here's a notch conveniently here for a hobbit. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-07-2005, 02:47 PM	#8244
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	I feel inclined to use this because of Merry's expression. Merry: Camelot! Aragorn: It's only a model. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-07-2005, 02:48 PM	#8245
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Aragorn: How about I smack this pesky hobbit's head in this convenient notch right here... __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

11-07-2005, 02:54 PM	#8246
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Aragorn: Some day, my son, all this shall be yours. Merry: Erm... __________________ -- Well, I'm back.

11-07-2005, 11:49 AM	#8241
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Gollum: Ugh, ugh....errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...arg...ARG...ARG. pant pant EEEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sound Effect: Splorp Frodo: How revolting! Gollum: Revolting? Yes, yes Precious. Long has it tormented us. Long has it blocked our nose. Poor Gollum, poor poor Gollum. For years and years has it tormented us, the booger of doom. But now it's ours, OURS!

11-07-2005, 03:07 PM	#8247
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Merry: "Where the corn is as high as an oliphant's eeeeeeye..!" Aragorn: "...those are wooden posts, Merry." Merry: "Well... well fine. I didn't feel like spelling out Oklahoma anyway." OR Aragorn: "Do you think Boo Radley is in there, Jem?" Merry: "No, I don't, and quit calling me Jem." OR Aragorn: "Repeat after me... Your mother was a hampster..." Merry: ... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos Last edited by Valesse; 11-07-2005 at 04:14 PM.

11-07-2005, 03:31 PM	#8248
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,309	Aragorn shows Merry his favourite part of Rivendell- his secret viewpoint for watching the elfmaidens go off to their bath... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

11-07-2005, 04:11 PM	#8249
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After escaping from the halfway house, Aragorn and Merry decided to try playing the Pan Pipes in the Edoras shopping precinct to earn a few quid for a three litre bottle of cider. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-07-2005, 04:17 PM	#8250
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Merry: Please Aragorn I think I can cope with the loss of Pippin. I don't need my head cut off. Aragorn: Look you I just invented this guillotine and I'm going to use it! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

11-07-2005, 04:18 PM	#8251
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	And there, behind the garden fence on the back of Rivendell, the two found the long lost Entwives working at Elonds and Sons Tobacco and Athelas Gardening Industry. OR Merry: WOW! I never imagined the sea would be this big! Aragorn: Hrm...That's my bathing pool. OR Merry: Are you sure about this? I mean, they look small from here but isn't that just because we're so far away? Aragorn: No no, they're small and harmless. Come on now, they're only wargs! You can take 'em! Merry: Well, if you say so. Merry running towards the advancing pack and gets ripped to pieces Aragorn: Yes! One down, three to go. OR Aragorn: Ahhh...My friend, there lies what my heart has longed for such a long time. Merry: What? Horse dropping? Aragorn: No. Look further away. Merry: That booring grey mountain? What do you want all that stone for? Aragorn: NO! The city you idiot! Minas Tirith! Merry: Ah, I see... So, can one eat it? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-07-2005, 04:31 PM	#8252
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Often, Merry would go days without smoking, eating or making trouble. He was a kind and helpful Hobbit who always looked out for others, and as a reward, at the end of the day he went to watch the Pigs on their afternoon flight. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-07-2005, 04:36 PM	#8253
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Titanic Rip-Off Merry: "I'm King of the World!" OR Aragorn and Merry play as Legolas and Gimli: Merry: "Thanks for the box, Legolas!" OR Merry: "I can see the ocean!" OR Merry gives an Ent a high 10. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

11-07-2005, 05:11 PM	#8254
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Aragorn and Merry divert themselves with their favorite past time--spitting off the bridge at the riders of Rohan. Aragorn: Hey Merry, I've got a big loogie this time! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-07-2005, 08:19 PM	#8255
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Merry: "You're sure this isn't some carnival game, where I will be pelted until I am dropped into a tub of water?" Aragorn: "Of course not. Look sharp now and move the stilts on, as the orcs will believe that Birnam Woods is marching on Dunsinane." Merry: "But I thought that Tolkien disowned Shakespeare because of the Midsummer elves." Aragorn: "He did, he did. But that didn't stop him from borrowing the moving trees idea." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

11-07-2005, 11:07 PM	#8256
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Aragorn: I agree, Merry, this is one of Eyore's finer homes. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

11-08-2005, 12:39 AM	#8257
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Who needs Gandalf to make fireworks when you can put gunpowder in an Ent? OR The small spider crawling up the wood fascinates Merry. Aragorn: Are you sure you don't want to watch Gandalf turning Saruman into a newt and then firing him out of a cannon? Merry: No, I'm good. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-08-2005, 01:24 AM	#8258
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Aragorn: Bet you ten pennies two to one Legolas will win? Deal? Merry: No chance, Gimli will kick dust outta him, but I'll take your money if you feel inclined on giving it free, heh. Deal! [Some moments in silence] Merry: Good we have that fence between them an us, they seem crazed Aragorn: Yep [Some moments in silence] Merry: Did you see it?! Did you see that upper-cut?! Did you?! Aragorn: S*t __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 11-08-2005 at 01:29 AM.*

11-08-2005, 01:29 AM	#8259
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	The great wide world The kind patience of Aragorn never faltered as he continually humored Merry with his astonishment at the things he found in the wide world outside of the Shire. Merry: Wow! Look 'Gorn it's GRASS!!! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

11-08-2005, 06:02 AM	#8260
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Aragorn: Look at those swallows. Merry: African or European? Aragorn: Egh, I don't know. __________________ Fenris Penguin

11-08-2005, 07:37 AM	#8261
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Mery and 'Gorn wanted to help in the War, they really did; but what could they do? They were just heads on sticks... __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

11-08-2005, 08:11 AM	#8262
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn and Merry successfully engineered Gandalf's departure for Minas Tirith to coincide with Eowyn's morning sunbathing session. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-08-2005, 09:46 AM	#8263
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Aragorn and Merry, big fans of The Kaiser Chiefs, try to climb the fence and sneak in for free at Glastonbury 2005. OR Assured by Aragorn that dead Ent wood would make effective wings, Merry was a keen participant in the Bognor Birdman competition. __________________ Gordon's alive!

11-08-2005, 09:57 AM	#8264
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	Merry (singing): Someday my prince will come... Aragorn: I can see him. On a big white horse. Merry: Oh! Where?! Aragorn: Don't you see him? Over there galloping away with Pippin... Merry: sigh __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

11-08-2005, 10:41 AM	#8265
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Aragorn: See that, Merry? What do you think it is? Merry: A cloud? Aragorn: Maybe (whispering) but if it is it's moving fast and against the wind... Merry: So what do you think it is then? Aragorn: I don't know but I suspect...yes it looks like...Yes, it's one of my more irritating ancestors Earendil out on his annual cruise back to earth. (an even worse continuation) Merry: Why don't you like him? He seems like a jolly fellow! Aragorn: Let's just say he has a lot of high-flying plans. Not a down to earth guy if I may say so. He has his head up in the clouds. OOHhhhhhh...Groan __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

11-08-2005, 11:39 AM	#8266
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	"Ms. Baaaggginss!!! Can Frodo come out to play?" OR The Annual Rohirric Puppet Show just wasn't the same after Sam made off with all the puppets. Still, the Fellowship tried to make do with what they had. OR Eowyn didn't know who kept breaking her backyard fence, or why. All she knew was that some day she'd find the little bleeder and make him pay. That was why she coated the fenceposts with super glue. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

11-08-2005, 05:30 PM	#8267
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	taunting the Mouth of Sauron Aragorn: “Be gone, foul servant of Sauron!” Merry: “Yeah! I blow my nose at you! Hey, this is pretty fun.”

11-08-2005, 07:19 PM	#8268
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Merry: "The picture is coming! The picture is coming!" "First thing we do, lets kill all the lawyers!" OR "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog too." OR "Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York; And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths; Our bruised arms hung up for monuments; Our stern alarums changed to merry meetings, Our dreadful marches to delightful measures. Grim-visaged war hath smooth'd his wrinkled front; And now, instead of mounting barded steeds To fright the souls of fearful adversaries, He capers nimbly in a lady's chamber To the lascivious pleasing of a lute. But I, that am not shaped for sportive tricks, Nor made to court an amorous looking-glass; I, that am rudely stamp'd, and want love's majesty To strut before a wanton ambling nymph; I, that am curtail'd of this fair proportion, Cheated of feature by dissembling nature, Deformed, unfinish'd, sent before my time Into this breathing world, scarce half made up, And that so lamely and unfashionable That dogs bark at me as I halt by them; Why, I, in this weak piping time of peace, Have no delight to pass away the time, Unless to spy my shadow in the sun And descant on mine own deformity: And therefore, since I cannot prove a lover, To entertain these fair well-spoken days, I am determined to prove a villain And hate the idle pleasures of these days. Plots have I laid, inductions dangerous, By drunken prophecies, libels and dreams, To set my brother Clarence and the king In deadly hate the one against the other: And if King Edward be as true and just As I am subtle, false and treacherous, This day should Clarence closely be mew'd up, About a prophecy, which says that 'G' Of Edward's heirs the murderer shall be. Dive, thoughts, down to my soul: here Clarence comes." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-08-2005, 08:10 PM	#8269
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn's reluctance to take a bath was getting beyond a joke. Or "What d'you mean, we're out of man-flesh pretzels already? We bought 10,000 this morning!" "Well, there are 10,000 of us, chief..." __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

11-08-2005, 08:19 PM	#8270
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	The Uruk puts a gypsy curse on Merry and Pippin. "Arrr, may all your hobbit hair of your feet fall out and may you lose your taste for pipeweed." __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

11-08-2005, 09:03 PM	#8271
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	This is the leader of the 200, 000 orcs found on my doorstep or Aragorn: So this is what Gandalf look like uncloaked!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

11-08-2005, 10:21 PM	#8272
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Merry/Aragorn pic Referee Merry Brandybuck inspects this year’s opening in the fence that is to serve as the goal posts in the annual Great Rohirrim Finger Football Tournament. -or- Aragorn and Merry find some good sized breaches in the fence around the elven ladies’ swimming pool and put them to good use. Merry (thinking to himself): ”Wow, this guy is going to be our King someday...awesome.”

11-08-2005, 10:23 PM	#8273
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Ugluk pic To say that filming the three Lord of the Rings movies had taken a tole on PJ would be an understatement...

11-08-2005, 11:19 PM	#8274
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Uruk: One... Two... Three... Twenty-seven... Boromir: Hey! No fair! Count correctly, you. Uruk: Twenty-eight... Twent- Boromir: You're peaking! Uruk: GRRR! I never even liked this game! shoots OR He used Crest White Strips! Shouldn't you? OR The Classic Uruk poker face. Go ahead... just tell him he is bluffing. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

11-09-2005, 12:58 AM	#8275
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eowyn in the morning. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...