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FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-29-2007, 09:22 PM

Unfortunately, just as the cruddy dykes broke the flood rushed back out to sea, then the tsunami came

Elmo · 07-30-2007, 06:58 AM

Fortunately it was just Tsunami by the Manic Street Preachers coming on Middle Earth FM, which is a cracking song.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-30-2007, 02:16 PM

Unfortunately, an evil elf attacked everyone while they were listening to the song.

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2007, 02:21 PM

Fortunately, the evil elf was using only none lethal weapons without realising it and so killed no one.

Hammerhand · 07-30-2007, 03:00 PM

unfortunately the evil elf died.

lol

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-30-2007, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, the word 'lol' was an incantation that brought him back to life and made him give all the Hobbits a huge supply of cake and tea.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 07-30-2007, 10:40 PM

unfortunately, it was a huge EVIL supply of cake and tea

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2007, 11:56 AM

Fortunately, Gollum had come by Bagend the day before
and invited himself and twelve friends back for an
EVIL supply of cake and tea party.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-02-2007, 11:57 AM

Oops! Duplicate copy.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-03-2007, 03:38 AM

unfortunately, the twelve friends fell ill and evil to the (din din din) EVIL supply of cake and tea

Thinlómien · 08-03-2007, 04:14 AM

Fortunately, Gollum didn't.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-03-2007, 04:19 AM

Unfortunately, while he didn't fall ill, he did fall into a fiery pit of doom setting off a chain reaction that caused all the volcanoes to erupt.

The Sixth Wizard · 08-03-2007, 07:18 AM

Fortunately, the volcanic ash fertilised the soil for years to come.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-07-2007, 08:35 AM

Unfortunately, the evil flowers in Morgul Vale found the
volcanic soul especially stimulating.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-07-2007, 08:42 AM

Fortunately, they decided to be good and gave everyone tickets to see The Argonath's latest concert.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-07-2007, 06:33 PM

Unfortunately, the tickets were fake and Gimli had to lock up everyone who had one of these tickets.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-09-2007, 08:27 AM

Fortunately, Gimli had Legolas's daddy detain
them in his dungeons and they all escaped
down the Running River when the butler
was late returning from an AA meeting.

Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2007, 12:41 PM

Unfortunately, a train ran over them once they had climbed onto land.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2007, 12:56 PM

Fortunately, the train was made of gravy and so did not harm them at all.

the phantom · 08-09-2007, 02:38 PM

Unfortunately, it tasted terrible.

Elmo · 08-09-2007, 04:35 PM

Fortunately, they had already snaffled quite a bit of the elf butler's wine so everything tasted nice

Meneltarmacil · 08-12-2007, 02:38 PM

Unfortunately, once again, THE DRAGON CAME!

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-13-2007, 08:21 AM

Fortunately, the dragon was allergic to gravy
and got a terriblr rash.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-13-2007, 08:51 AM

Unfortunately, it was contagious and caused all the inhabitants of middle Earth to need a special cream only found in Sauron's shed.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2007, 12:33 PM

Fortunately, some clever elvsees soon made
generic brands of the cream and made millions.

Gil-Galad · 08-15-2007, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately they blew all of it at the Dunlending Casino and Bar

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-16-2007, 03:48 PM

Fortunately the Hobbits got the money and bought more ale and pipeweed.

High King Fingolfin · 08-17-2007, 12:57 AM

Unfortunately, they all became permanently addicted, and no support group could help.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 08-19-2007, 07:05 PM

Fortunately It had healing qualities.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-20-2007, 08:10 AM

Unfortunately, the S-B's managed to get the patent on it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-21-2007, 06:13 PM

Fortunately, their lawyers weren't very good so they couldn't do much with the patent for it.

High King Fingolfin · 08-21-2007, 07:45 PM

Unfortunately, the lawyer was good enough to tie up the case in a legal battle for 500 years.

elronds_daughter · 08-22-2007, 07:28 AM

Fortunately, that lawyer died by the 493rd year of the court battle and handed it off to someone much more capable.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-23-2007, 08:24 AM

Unfortunately, Saruman got the jurisdiction for the case
moved to Orthanc and appointed Wormtongue as
presiding judge.

Gil-Galad · 08-23-2007, 10:53 AM

Fortunately, Wormtongue was already bought out by the opposing counsel to saruman

High King Fingolfin · 08-23-2007, 04:46 PM

Unfortunately, the opposing counsel was Sauron.

The Sixth Wizard · 08-24-2007, 06:07 AM

Fortunately, the two sides were so tied up in a useless court-case about pipe-weed's patent they forgot all about the War of the Ring.

the phantom · 08-24-2007, 07:48 AM

Unfortunately, the case halted pipe-weed production, which put Gandalf, Aragorn, and most of the other good guys out of commission.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 08-24-2007, 02:53 PM

Fortunately, the ones that did not smoke pipe-weed were able to get on with the quest.

High King Fingolfin · 08-24-2007, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately, the ones who didn't smoke pipeweed were incapable of completing the quest.

07-29-2007, 09:22 PM	#4921
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, just as the cruddy dykes broke the flood rushed back out to sea, then the tsunami came __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-30-2007, 06:58 AM	#4922
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 659	Fortunately it was just Tsunami by the Manic Street Preachers coming on Middle Earth FM, which is a cracking song. __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering. Last edited by Elmo; 07-30-2007 at 09:53 AM.

07-30-2007, 02:16 PM	#4923
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, an evil elf attacked everyone while they were listening to the song. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

07-30-2007, 02:21 PM	#4924
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the evil elf was using only none lethal weapons without realising it and so killed no one. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2007, 03:00 PM	#4925
Hammerhand Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Dark side of the moon. Posts: 81	unfortunately the evil elf died. lol __________________ A great madness of rage was upon him, so that his eyes shone like the eyes of the Valar.

07-30-2007, 04:46 PM	#4926
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the word 'lol' was an incantation that brought him back to life and made him give all the Hobbits a huge supply of cake and tea. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-30-2007, 10:40 PM	#4927
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	unfortunately, it was a huge EVIL supply of cake and tea __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-02-2007, 11:56 AM	#4928
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gollum had come by Bagend the day before and invited himself and twelve friends back for an EVIL supply of cake and tea party. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-02-2007, 11:57 AM	#4929
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Oops! Duplicate copy. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-03-2007, 03:38 AM	#4930
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	unfortunately, the twelve friends fell ill and evil to the (din din din) EVIL supply of cake and tea __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-03-2007, 04:14 AM	#4931
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Fortunately, Gollum didn't. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

08-03-2007, 04:19 AM	#4932
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, while he didn't fall ill, he did fall into a fiery pit of doom setting off a chain reaction that caused all the volcanoes to erupt. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-03-2007, 07:18 AM	#4933
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 495	Fortunately, the volcanic ash fertilised the soil for years to come.

08-07-2007, 08:35 AM	#4934
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the evil flowers in Morgul Vale found the volcanic soul especially stimulating. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-07-2007, 08:42 AM	#4935
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, they decided to be good and gave everyone tickets to see The Argonath's latest concert. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-07-2007, 06:33 PM	#4936
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, the tickets were fake and Gimli had to lock up everyone who had one of these tickets. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

08-09-2007, 08:27 AM	#4937
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Gimli had Legolas's daddy detain them in his dungeons and they all escaped down the Running River when the butler was late returning from an AA meeting. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-09-2007, 12:41 PM	#4938
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, a train ran over them once they had climbed onto land. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-09-2007, 12:56 PM	#4939
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the train was made of gravy and so did not harm them at all. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2007, 02:38 PM	#4940
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 6,121	Unfortunately, it tasted terrible. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

08-09-2007, 04:35 PM	#4941
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 659	Fortunately, they had already snaffled quite a bit of the elf butler's wine so everything tasted nice __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

08-12-2007, 02:38 PM	#4942
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, once again, THE DRAGON CAME! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-13-2007, 08:21 AM	#4943
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, the dragon was allergic to gravy and got a terriblr rash. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-13-2007, 08:51 AM	#4944
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it was contagious and caused all the inhabitants of middle Earth to need a special cream only found in Sauron's shed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-15-2007, 12:33 PM	#4945
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, some clever elvsees soon made generic brands of the cream and made millions. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-15-2007, 09:49 PM	#4946
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately they blew all of it at the Dunlending Casino and Bar __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-16-2007, 03:48 PM	#4947
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately the Hobbits got the money and bought more ale and pipeweed. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-17-2007, 12:57 AM	#4948
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, they all became permanently addicted, and no support group could help. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-19-2007, 07:05 PM	#4949
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately It had healing qualities. __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

08-20-2007, 08:10 AM	#4950
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the S-B's managed to get the patent on it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-21-2007, 06:13 PM	#4951
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, their lawyers weren't very good so they couldn't do much with the patent for it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-21-2007, 07:45 PM	#4952
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, the lawyer was good enough to tie up the case in a legal battle for 500 years. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-22-2007, 07:28 AM	#4953
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Fortunately, that lawyer died by the 493rd year of the court battle and handed it off to someone much more capable. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

08-23-2007, 08:24 AM	#4954
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Saruman got the jurisdiction for the case moved to Orthanc and appointed Wormtongue as presiding judge. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-23-2007, 10:53 AM	#4955
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Wormtongue was already bought out by the opposing counsel to saruman __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.