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01-07-2007, 04:33 AM | #12121 |
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Gandalf squints: "I've forgotten me specs! What's that sign say? Murder 20 miles?"
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01-07-2007, 08:45 AM | #12122 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Aragorn and his companions were prepared to see a horrifying creature emerge from the gates of Mordor, but "psychadelic Galadriel"* was more than they bargained for.
*riding the Flat Morgo-Yak, natch! |
01-07-2007, 09:04 AM | #12123 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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A resurrected Boromir doing a mad disco dance routine was not what the company expected in the way of enemy terror tactics.
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01-08-2007, 12:22 AM | #12124 |
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legolas: whats that smell
gandalf: it smells like someone farted... Eómer: i think im going to be sick.... gimli: frrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
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01-08-2007, 12:55 AM | #12125 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Gandalf & Legolas squint into the sun & strain to make out what is in the distance. It looks like...could it be......but there's so much glare....yes - it's thousands of breakdancing orcs!
Gimli (with that knowing look he has in his eyes): "You knew that was coming." |
01-08-2007, 05:53 AM | #12126 |
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It was kind of pathetic, but neither Gimli, Eomer, Legolas or Gandalf knew that they where being followed. . .
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01-08-2007, 07:00 AM | #12127 |
Guard of the Citadel
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Gimli thought that if he perhaps smoked some of Aragorn's athelas he would be better prepared for battle...it unfortunately had a different effect
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01-08-2007, 09:13 AM | #12128 |
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Gimli: 'Augg. Legolas, watch where you're swinging that bow.'
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01-08-2007, 09:40 AM | #12129 |
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Pippin was really unhappy about the group-photo that was taken before the battle at the Black Gate.
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01-08-2007, 09:56 PM | #12130 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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the Truth about elf ears...
Always the prankster, Gimli sprayed a little of the new Levitra cologne behind Legolas' ears before the battle.
Legolas: What the...? |
01-09-2007, 03:41 AM | #12131 |
Alive without breath
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Mouth of Sauron: What do you lot want?
Legolas: Yeah, I'll have, a chicken burger and small fries please. Gimli: *Groan* Legolas: Oh, and a Happy meal for Gimli.
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01-09-2007, 09:23 AM | #12132 | |
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But when they received their order Gimli noticed he had gotten the wrong toy... Gimli: I told you I wanted Galadriel ! Now I have Elrond !
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01-09-2007, 01:12 PM | #12133 |
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Eomer's ventriloquist dummies looked quite realistic apart from their gormless facial expressions
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01-10-2007, 12:23 PM | #12134 |
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Legolas: I see someone dancing on top of the tower.....
Gandalf: It's SAAAAAARRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!! |
01-10-2007, 07:34 PM | #12135 |
Cryptic Aura
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Both Legolas and Gimli regret the shield boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's shield.
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01-10-2007, 07:46 PM | #12136 | |
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Both Legolas and Gimli regret the dwarf-boarding stunt at Helm's Deep that ruined Gimli's face.
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01-11-2007, 08:08 AM | #12137 |
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Try as they might, Gandalf & co. couldn't figure out a good way to approach the sun without the unwanted hazard of getting burned up.
Legolas: Maybe if we go at night... |
01-11-2007, 10:05 AM | #12138 |
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Gimli wanted a rematch from Legolas after losing to him in Edoras in the movie, but he was defeated again...
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01-11-2007, 10:29 AM | #12139 |
Drummer in the Deep
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Merry: Look what we got you for your Birthday, Frodo! Pippin: It's a Ring of Power! I knew you'd love it!
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01-11-2007, 10:57 AM | #12140 |
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Even though Frodo had wanted to see Bilbo, he was stuck for words when Bilbo appeared... out of nowhere!
OR Merry tries to hold back laughter after placing a 'kill me' sign on Frodo's back. Pippin: That's why the Black Riders were after us!
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01-11-2007, 10:58 AM | #12141 |
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Frodo: It's a...it's a...it's a...Wii !!!
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01-11-2007, 01:47 PM | #12142 |
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Pippin liked it.
Merry was awed by it. *The cardboard cut out was superb*
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01-11-2007, 01:51 PM | #12143 |
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A caption from the brand new reality show "Werewolf MMVII: Rumble in Rivendell", Weremerry and Werepippin have just located their next prey...
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01-11-2007, 02:12 PM | #12144 |
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I had another idea:
Merry: Pippin, whatever you do, don't turn! Frodo: ...Gimli...why are you naked? Or another one: Pippin: Hey guys, someone called today, said you're in trouble because of some strange thing called "filesharing"... Isn't that strange...? Merry: Oh my Eru ! Frodo: ...
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01-11-2007, 02:32 PM | #12145 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo finally understands why everyone was snickering when he promised Elrond to check if the word "Gullible" was still written on the walls of Mordor on his way there.
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01-11-2007, 03:17 PM | #12146 |
Mellifluous Maia
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Pippin introduces Frodo and Merry to his new girlfriend, Snozzsnot the Ork-ess.
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01-11-2007, 04:14 PM | #12147 |
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Frodo: Break dancing... Wizards?
OR Bilbo explodes after finding out that Frodo sold Bag End to the Sack-Vill Bagginses.
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01-11-2007, 04:17 PM | #12148 |
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Frodo suddenly finds out what he left behind in Rivendell.
"My pointy eeeeaaaaaar!!!!!!!!" |
01-11-2007, 06:48 PM | #12149 | |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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The Might's picture: You all know that feeling, when you get a school picture back & know you want a retake... That's how Gimli's feeling. or: Class of 3019 : D |
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01-11-2007, 10:57 PM | #12150 |
Shade of Carn Dûm
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Frodo's reaction to Pippin's Power Point on how to become ruler of Middle-Earth was not quite what he had hoped.
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01-11-2007, 11:50 PM | #12151 |
Maundering Mage
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Everybody's worst dream
Frodo: It's a bit breezy...uh oh!
Frodo suddenly realized that he indeed forgot to put his pants on and this wasn't a dream! Pippin can see the humor in the situation but Merry is simply disgusted.
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01-12-2007, 03:34 AM | #12152 |
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When Merry and Pippin's practical jokes go too far...
Frodo: Why is Gandalf hanging upside down with his head in a bucket of sick? Pippin:
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01-12-2007, 08:24 AM | #12153 |
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Pippin: How late is it anyway?
Merry: It's seven or so Frodo: ...I missed Southpark !!!
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01-12-2007, 08:30 AM | #12154 |
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Frodo: They killed Gimli!
Merry: You Uruks!!
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01-12-2007, 09:34 AM | #12155 |
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Pippin: Frodo! You've just won £1 million-billion and loads of stuff!
Merry: But you only have three minutes to live!
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01-12-2007, 12:25 PM | #12156 |
Maundering Mage
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I'm not saying it!
Pippin's surprise at Frodo's bachelor party wasn't what quite the surprise expected...
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01-12-2007, 05:56 PM | #12157 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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Face to face with a gigantic patch of mushrooms in Farmer Maggot's field - Frodo had to make a difficult choice.
Devilish Shoulder Angel (Pippin): "Good ahead & take them Frodo!" Angelic Shoulder Angel (Merry, whispering out of the corner of his mouth): "No, Frodo - don't touch them!" p.s. I like the way the backgrounds behind each "angel" are even dark & light, & the lighting on Frodo's face corresponds with the angel on that particular side |
01-14-2007, 08:37 AM | #12158 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Frodo and Merry react in disbelief when they first see the foamy lake that now surrounds Bag End.
Frodo, "Pip, I told you to 'make sure there's enough beer to tote'. What have you done?" Pippen, "Beer to tote! I thought you said 'make sure there's enough beer in the moat'...I figured you were planning some sort of hobbit swimming party for your birthday!"
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01-14-2007, 09:07 PM | #12159 |
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The running gag we either hate or love...
Merry tries to impersonate the face of Frodo in the new pic!
Frodo: Sam what do you have in that envelope? Sam: Shush, I've been hired as an undercover aid to Detective Lalwende. You can't tell anyone! Frodo: Sure, but what's in the envelope? Sam: The pictures she needs to pin that old wizard on charges of uncloaking!
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01-14-2007, 09:11 PM | #12160 |
Raffish Rapscallion
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he IS left-handed...
Frodo keeps Sam occupied with small talk as he tries to sneak around his back and steal the parcel of cookies Sam just got from Rosie...
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