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The Fellowship of the Ring are leaving Lothlorien in their boats. Galadriel`s swan boat comes toward them.
ARAGORN: Awwwwwwwww! We can`t stop! We`re going to fast! Out of the way! CELEBORNE: What in the Shire is that?! FELLOWSHIP: WHOA!!! THUD!!! There boat rams into the swan boat and Galadriel falls into the water. |
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08-08-2003, 02:00 PM
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Merry comes along with his pint and sits down.
Pippin: What's that? Merry: This, my friend is a pint! *Fly buzzes out of pint, weaving and zig zagging* *Merry looks in pint to see if there are more bugs, and a moth hits him on the forehead.*
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08-12-2003, 03:06 PM
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I don't know if anyone will really understand these but they sprung into my mind last night and made me giggle.
*on Caradhras, Boromir shouts up to Gandalf* Boromir: We cannot go on, this will be the death of the hobbits!! Gandalf: Sharpe observation. Everyone except Boromir: *Snigger* Boromir: ? *Council of Elrond* *Gimli tries to chop the ring in half but his axe breaks. He turns to look at Boromir, grinning widely* Gimli: Maybe my axe wasn't Sharpe enough! Everyone except Boromir: *Laughs heartily* Boromir: What...? What!? *In Moria.* Boromir: They have a Cave Troll! Gandalf: Those Sharpe critters! Everyone except Boromir: *Laughs loudly* Boromir: *Bangs head on cave wall* *Boromir tries to take the ring from Frodo who whips out Sting and points it at Boromir* Frodo: Careful, Boromir...it's Sharpe... *Everyone jumps out of no where and starts laughing* Boromir: *Starts crying from confusion* *Boromir has just been hit by the three arrows and he falls down. Aragorn kneels down by him and puts his hand on his shoulder...* Aragorn: ...not as Sharpe as you used to be, are you Boromir... Everyone: *Laughs* Merry and Pippin: *From the distance they can be heard screaming with laughter* Boromir: *Dies* *They've put Boromir in that smart boat thing and he's about to go over the waterfall* Legolas: Wow...I hope he isn't still alive...those rocks look Sharpe... Everone: *Sniggers* Gimli: I'll miss his Sharpe dress sense Everyone: *Chortles* Aragorn: I bet those arrows were Sharpe! Legolas: Enough.
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08-12-2003, 06:58 PM
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Naurwen, after a while I just began to laugh at those bloopers because I didn't get them. When you say, Sharpe, how is that pronounced? Sharpie, or Sharp? I still don't get it... *shakes head*
While I'm here... In Lorien... Gimli: Well, you know what this dwarf says to that? Ishka *anybody who knows, fill in the blanks*! Aragorn: *gasp* Gimli! Gimli: What? Haldir: *stunned expression* ...doy! Gimli: What did I just tell him? Legolas: You just asked... everybody... to pick up their elven swords... and shave your butt! Gimli: I said that? Legolas, Aragorn, & Boromir: *nod* Poor Haldir! What a disturbing ordeal! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
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08-12-2003, 07:19 PM
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it's sharpe...hehehe I get it.
*while walking thorugh Lothlorien* Legolas: *runs up to a tree and hugs it* HUG A TREE DAILY! Frodo: What's his problem? Aragorn: I think he spent too much time in the mines of Moria. -^-^-^-^ -Whhile 'dead' Boromir is going over the falls, he suddenly sits up and lifts his hands over his ehad as if going down a rollercoaster.- Boromir: weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -^-^-^-^ -while in Gandalf's, the horse suddenly starts going crazy and takes off, throwing Gandalf out of the cart and leaving frodo stuck on there alone.- Frodo: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! -^-^-^ -While Sam is walking home with Frodo, he drank a little too much so he falls over and starts rolling down the hill. Frodo: say 'weeee!' sam! say 'weeeee!'
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08-12-2003, 07:42 PM
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ROTFL-Naurwen!
"Still Sharpe, eh?"
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08-12-2003, 08:48 PM
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Lily, Sean Bean used to do commercials for Sharpe Electronics. I hope that helps. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Now lets see here...
Aragorn: Now these are strange tracks. Legolas: Aragorn those are the mud angels you made two minutes ago!
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08-13-2003, 11:44 AM
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I don't know about the commercials, but Sean Bean is probably most famous for playing the starring role in a series about a British Officer called Richard Sharpe. There was also an in-joke in FOTR, when Boromir picks the shards of Narsil and says: "Still Sharpe."
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08-13-2003, 03:44 PM
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*while on the mountain top blizzard thing*
Gandalf: sorry guys. wrong mountain. and that's all the creativity I have for today. legolas: hug a tree daily! be quiet. legolas: *pouts*
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08-13-2003, 09:52 PM
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Thank you Naurwen. The knowledge makes the blooper sweeter.
Okay, The Fellowship is asleep in Lothlorien. Legolas & Gimli are having a convergent dream. In this dream.... *insert misty appearance* Gimli: Legolas? What are you doing here? Legolas: I'm here to make all your dreams come true. Gimli: But... I am dreaming! Legolas: Shut up, dwarf-boy! *tries to kiss Gimli* Gimli: AAARGH!!! *wakes up* Legolas: *wakes up (so he thinks)* Oh yeah.... *thumbs up & winks* Legolas: *really wakes up* Holy cr*p! *Gimli & Legolas act weird around each other for the rest of their time in Lorien* At the boats... Legolas: I am NOT riding in a boat with HIM! *points at Gimli* Aragorn: What happened? You guys were such good friends! Gimli: Oh sure! He'd like that wouldn't he?! *points at Legolas* *They sit EXTREMELY far away from each other in their boat* On Amon-hen... Aragorn: We cannot allow Merry & Pippin to torment to death! Okay!! GROUP HUG!!! *They group hug. Then Legolas & Gimli snap to their senses* Legolas & Gimli: *together, at each other* Alright! Now you've gone too far! Don't touch me! Freak! Sicko!
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08-14-2003, 08:15 AM
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hehehehee! those are great! spirit! *glomps spirit_detective* so this is where you ran off to!
frodo: Uh, Gandalf, I think I left the ring in Bree. -Frodo had failed earlier to tell Gandalf of his little faux par- ^^
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08-14-2003, 09:16 AM
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Awww! I'm glad you all liked my bloopers [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Okay, how about this: Sam and Frodo have just been bumped into by Merry and Pippin and they've fallen down the hill into the road. Suddenly, Frodo hears and senses something evil... Frodo: I think we should get off the road....GET OFF THE ROAD!! They all run and hide under the tree root. The evil creature grows nearer until it's right behind them...thats when they hear the chilling sounds... Creature: Hey dol! merry dol! ring a don dillo! Ring a don! hop along! fal lol the willow~ Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! Frodo: ...its more terrifying then I first imagined... Pippin: *Mouthful of mushroom* Wha' ish it? Frodo: Even the wisest cannot tell...oops sorry, I mean: I do not know. Tom Bombadil:Hey! Come merry dol! derry dol! My darling! Light goes the weahter-wind and the feathered starling. Down along under Hill, shining in the sunlight, waiting on the doostep for the cold starlight, Suddenly the Ring Wraith comes along and drags Tom off. Tom: Nooooo!! No!! I'm supposed to be here!! Arrrrrgh!! *Kicks and fights* The Wraith succesfully drags him off and comes back to Frodo and co. Frodo: Wow, thanks. You saved our lives, man! Err... Merry: Buckleberry ferry!!!! *Runs off* Frodo, Sam and Pippin: *Follow*
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08-14-2003, 09:46 AM
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*snicker, snicker*
hmm... let's see... *The Flight to The Ford* Arwen: Frodo, I am Arwen. Listen to my voice, come back to the light. *Frodo opens his eyes* Frodo: AHHHHHH! HOLY CRAP NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!! DANG IT WHERE IN MIDDLE-EARTH DID GLORFINDEL GO?!!! Eh..heh.. I mean *Groans of pain* Aragorn:Stay here with the hobbits. Arwen:No, I want to fondle the hobbits tie- no no no, I mean I am the faster rider! Aragorn:Sure, whatever...*smacks forehead* Oy, I can't believe I'm going to marry a tie-fondler.. *shakes head* Arwen, ride hard. *on Asfaloth* Arwen:Noro lim Asfaloth, now I've got you little hobbit!! bwahahaha Frodo:That was so not in the script.. *more groaning* Nazgûl: Give up the halfling, she-elf! Arwen: *drawing out her sword* NEVER! His tie is MINE!!!!! Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer...Nin o Chithaeglir, lasto beth daer; Rimmo nin Bruinen dan in Ulaer!!! Frodo:Oh man, I'm toast.. I mean.. *more groaning, fainty movement* Arwen:No! Frodo! Not yet!! What grace has given me, give me one more thing... let me fondle his tie!!! I mean, let it pass to him. Frodo: *suddenly standing up* ENOUGH WOMAN! In case you haven't noticed.... I'M NOT WEARING A TIE!!!! *gets up and runs all the way to the house of elrond, seemingly unharmed.* Arwen: *still at the ford* Darn, I could have sworn he was the one...hmm... maybe that little hobbit has a tie... if not, I'm sure he has a scarf!! *runs back to stalk Pippin* [ August 15, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]
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08-14-2003, 07:27 PM
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hehe, I can see it now: Pippin Stalkers Anonymous *giggles hysterically*
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08-15-2003, 01:17 PM
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What is up with that scarf?! It's everywhere! My little sister even refers to it as Scarfie!
Okay, in Moria... Gandalf: Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen! Pippin: Well, what're you gonna do now, Gandalf? Gandalf: Nothing, yet. I have to think. But if you keep on talking, Peregrin Took, I'll use you as a hobbit battering ram! *Pippin shuts up. Gandalf tries every spell he knows to no avail* Gandalf: *bleep, bleep, bleep!!* Well, Peregrin Took, you know what THIS means!!! Pippin: But I didn't talk! Gandalf: Ah! You just did! *Gandalf picks Pippin up and rams his head against the Doors of Durin. They crack, crumble, and collapse* Gandalf: Well, gang, we're in! *the Fellowship walks inside. Pippin is staggering around like a zombie* Pippin: *stupidly* Where's the leak, ma'am?
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08-15-2003, 01:25 PM
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In the Prancing Pony...
Strider: Are you frightened? Frodo: Yes. Strider: Not nearly frightened enough. I know what hunts you. *There is a knock at the door* Sam, Merry, & Pippin: *from outside* Frodooo!! We're both respecting your privacy, by knocking, and asserting our authority, as you friends, by coming in anywayyyy!! *Using Pippin as a battering ram, they burst through the door* As you've noticed, I do a lot of rip-offs. But that's okay as long as they're funny. I hope they're funny... Are they funny? Err... I have problems.
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08-20-2003, 05:05 PM
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you got that off Fairly Odd Parents didn't you?
oh well, it's all good! -oh look a shroom!-
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08-20-2003, 07:37 PM
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Yes I did, Arien_Tinuviel. I'm hip! *starts to eat out of her cereal bowl like a dog*
Okay, sorry. Well, here's another F.O.P. rip off... Frodo and Sam are walking throught the Dead Marshes... Sam: It's quiet. Too quiet. Frodo: Aaand it's wet! Too wet! My mother said it would be funny if the Fellowship engaged in a Fart-contest in the mines of Moria, because they like the echo. Then, when the orcs come out, they all die from the smell and the Fellowship gets out without a scratch. Elennar, your hiccup idea on page one gave me an idea.... Celeborn: *hic* there are here, yet *hic* there were set out from *hic*endell. Tell me where is *hic*dalf? For I much desire to *hic* with him.
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08-21-2003, 04:49 AM
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Gandalf at the gates of Moria.
Gandalf: Annon edhellen, edro hi ammen! Boromir: im beginning to think that isnt even real talk. Legolas: Its not. Hes had to much to drink. Boromir: Then what have we been doing here all this time? Legolas: Sitting here and looking pretty for my fangirls. Ok something from Scary Movie. When Frodo is resting in the bedroom in Rivendell, you see Sam, Gandlaf and Elrond standing over him as well as the movie cameras. Frodo wakes up. Frodo: Oh! S**t! Im on TV! First cops, now this! Im gonna be a star son! Gandalf: Are you sure your elf magic worked? Elrond: He's sicker than we thought... [ August 21, 2003: Message edited by: Everdawn ]
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08-21-2003, 06:10 PM
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the hiccup thing is hilarious *almost dies laughing* AT (arien_tinuviel) makes me watch f.o.p. every time we're at her house and it drives me crazy! but then if it's 5:30pm, we watch YYH. ^^
*Nazgul approach the hobbits at Weathertop and weild sporks* Sam: It's the dreaded sporks of doom! Frodo: run away! hobbits: run away! -^-^-^-^ Aragorn to riders of rohan: you're not really riding horses. ror: what? aragorn: you've got coconuts and you're bangin' 'em together! -^-^-^ Balrog at the bridge of khazad-dum: answer me these questions three, and the other side you shall see. gandalf: this is gonna be a long night... I know I'm totally ripping off monty python, but, I could not resist! hehehee
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08-21-2003, 06:50 PM
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08-22-2003, 10:25 AM
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yeah, I quote stuff from all sorts of movies and all my friends (except AT) tell me I watch too many movies.....
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08-23-2003, 07:59 PM
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My friend an I came up with this. For some reason it had us laughing for no reason in the middle of Math class(arrg math yuck!).The looks we got....:
After Frodo accidently puts on the Ring in the Prancing pony Inn and all the Nazgul see him and race towards the inn: A high voice with a scottish accent: "You cannot hide.....I see you!" Frodo shields his eyes and has a look of confusion on his face when he sees a huge blue eye in the space ahead of him. the voice with the scottish accent: "There is no life, in the void ...only death!...Wait ....thats not nice!" Frodo:"Pippin?" Frodo asks in utter bewilderment. The voice with the Scottish accent:"Frodo? What are you doing here?" He asks in confusion. Then the eye just fades out and Frodo shakes his head, both scared and befuddled; taking the ring off.Then he reappears in the inn under a table and Aragorn grabs him. Aragorn :"You draw far too much attention to yourself Mr.Underhill! When Aragorn brings Frodo into his room, Frodo inquires from him, oblivious too the danger Aragorn might pose: Frodo [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]id you see that? Aragorn :See what? Isn't you're line:"Who are you?" And you made me skip a line myself. I- Just then, Sam, Merry, and Pippin burst into the room. Sam:"Let him go , or I'll have you long shanks!" The same lines are exchanged that should have been, but Frodo meets Pippins eyes nervously. Pippin could hardly bear it and he looks away. Thoughout the rest of the movie, production and their lives they avoid the subject and it does'nt come up again. To this day no one knows why Pippin was the eye of Sauron for that moment, and only Frodo and Pip themselves know of the occurance. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Here's something I've been trying to remember to post: At the council.... Frodo: Well... wait. How should we carry the Ring? Legolas: I know! We can put it around Gimli's neck! *The Ring expands and they slip it over Gimli's head. the Ring tightens up* Legolas: There! Gimli: *choke, cough* Can't... breathe.....! *gasps, turns blue, & passes out* Another council idea... (When Elrond runs out of ideas...) Elrond: Nine companions... So be it. You shall be the.... Ah screw it; just go! Therefore the book title would be: The Lord of the Rings: The Ah Screw It Just Go
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*Frodo and company are running through the froest while the Ringwraiths are chasing them."
Frodo: We must make it to Buckleberry Fairy! Ringwraith: Ssssss After them..sss *Suddenly the chicken dance out of no where starts to play!* Ringwraith: Whatssss that? Other Ringwraith: IT"S THE CHICKEN DANCE! *All the Ringwraiths do the chicken dance. Frodo and company come back and watch for a min. then they do the chicken dance too. Then the music stops and the hobbits dart.* (Don't know if it's really funny. But I thought it would be a good blooper) *The end of FOTR* Aragon:We will not leave Pippin and Merry to torment and death. Legolas: Nor Elizabeth! Oops! Wrong movie! Jackie Chan: Where's the medalion? *They look at him* Jackie Chan: So sorry *He flies away* (I don't know about that one either...) |
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ahh I see... okay [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ah screw it just go... hmm, interesting...
Gimli: Then it is over, the "Ah screw it" has failed.
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You would have had to see the LOTR verison wireless commerical to get this.
Orcs are using a battering ram to get into Helms Deep. On the other side verison guy blocks the door. Guy talking into cell phone: Can you hear me now? Good! Suddenly Aragorn and Legolas tackle the verison guy. Legolas: Give us the cell phone!! Aragorn: Yeah! Elrond wouldn't help us so I am calling his mother in law to chew him out! No you stupid phone I don't want to text message! And and I want to send a picture so I can show her the deep ship we are in!
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GANDALF: Be on your guard! There are older and fouler things than Peter Jackson in the deep places of the world.
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BILBO: Gandalf Greyhame!!! Do not take me for some blockheaded bracegirdle from hardbottle!!!
(Room goes dark as Bilbo says this and Gandalf cowers away.)
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Lily that was tops, my mother ame in to see what i was laughing about!
The first one is something which i suppose only australians that watch the footy show would get, and since we are a minority here i guess it will fail.. but here goes... Boromir: Give them a moment for pitys sake! Aragorn: Look Boromir.. He's gooooone! Legolas: (joind in) Gooone Gimli and the hobbits: GOOONE! All start laughing and remember they are supposed to be sad. In Lothlorien.. Galadriel: The quest stands upon the edge of a knife, stray but a- Galadriel is giving her speech when they hear the ringtome to "slave 4 u" by Britney Spears... ...All eyes spring to Celeborn. Celeborn: Sorry, i forgot to turn my mobile off... Answers it.. Celeborn: Wasssup!!!!!! Cuts to- Elrond in Rivendell... Elrond: Wasssssup!!!! Celeborn: Nuthun, just chilin... Galadriel walks over takes the phone and throws it off the trees into the depth below.. Galadriel: now.. where was i? oh yes.. Stray but a little and you will fail to the ruin of all...
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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08-29-2003, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog
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(The elves come to the aid of Rohan at Helm's Deep) Haldir: Hey, if we're here, who's in Lorien?
(Messenger comes from Lorien) Messenger:Sir, lorien has been burned by Wraiths!
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09-02-2003, 07:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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At Helm's Deep, Aragorn walks up and hugs Haldir.
Haldir: What is this strange emotion I feel? It is all warm and... fuzzy... Elven warrior: It's, uh, love... sir. Haldir: Love? LOVE?! Love is for pansies! I do not feel love! *Haldir makes grossed-out faces at the thought of love* At Helm's Deep, Aragorn takes the boy's sword & swings it around. Aragorn: Your sword sucks. Go back to your cave! In Isengard, Grima steps up to the cauldron of gunpowder. Grima: I don't understand, my lord. How can this- *Grima accidentally drops the candle into the gunpowder* Saruman: Grima, you little sh- *Isengard blows up.* In Rohan, the dudes throw Grima down the palace steps. Grima: *faintly from the bottom* I'm O-K...
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09-03-2003, 07:08 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Quote:
*Aragorn takes the boy's sword and swings it around.* ARAGORN: You have a good blade, Haleth son of *looks down* ooooops. *finds out that while he was swinging the sword around he accidentally chopped the boy's head off with it*
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09-03-2003, 08:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos
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*Aragorn takes the boy's sword and swings it around, and the blade falls off and goes whizzing through the air, hitting the random old guy with one eye, and causing him to release his arrow*
(I know the timing is horribly off, but bear with me.) What really started the Battle at Helm's Deep Aragorn: Oooops!!!! *in a nasal voice* Did I do thaaat? (All Urkel fans will get this one).
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
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09-06-2003, 09:01 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Ok, here's my version.
*At Helm's Deep* *Aragorn takes boy's sword, swings it around and lets go. It flys through the air and hits Legolas on the walls.* Legolas: Ouch! *(Imagine Shrek when Fiona has dragged the arrow from his butt!)* Aragorn: That's what I think of both Legolas and your sword. Go get a new one.
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09-06-2003, 01:25 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Thank you, Meela! *graciously accepts the award and adds it to her collection*
Haleth: Some of the men are saying that we have no chance. They say we will not make it through the night. Aragorn: *suspiciously* Who told you that? Haleth: An elf, my lord. Aragorn: *evilly* Legolasss...... *Haldir leads the elven warriors into Helm's Deep* Aragorn: Thank the Valar you're here! Things were starting to look hopeless! Haldir: Actually, we're just here to watch. *In one synchronized motion, the warriors pull out popcorn and reclining La-z-boy chairs and sit down* Haldir: I taught them that. *points*
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09-06-2003, 06:18 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass...
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Oh, thank you soooo MUCH, Meela! I am so honored to accept this Blooper Award of 2003. Okay, I'd like to thank Meela, all of the other Downers, O and of course J.R.R. Tolkien and Peter Jackson. Without these people, my imagination would not be so cunning. Here's another Blooper, just for the love of it:
*In Edoras... Gandalf the White expels Saruman from Theoden* Gandalf: Breathe the free air, my friend. Theoden: Oh, thanks! 'Cause before I had to pay for it!
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09-06-2003, 06:26 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Scene: Edoras, Theodred's death bed.
Grima: But you are alone. Who knows what you've spoken to the dark night, when all your life seems to shrink. And the walls of your hut close about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing in. How 'bout it, baby? Will you be my wild thing? Eowyn: EEEWWW!! *slap* That's what I think watching that scene, anyway. Grima: Was it something I said?
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09-06-2003, 07:09 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn.
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Ok here goes.
Grima: But you are alone. Who knows what you've spoken to the dark night, when all your life seems to shrink. And the walls of your hut close about you, a hutch to trammel some wild thing. Éowyn: (bursting out in tears) Oh! ive been waiting for someone to understand! Thankyou Grima! (falls into his arms) Grima: Okay.. um... are you high or something? I diddnt acctually expect you to do that... Éowyn: oh, right... (walks away) Grima: D'oh!
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"Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~
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