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09-28-2004, 05:50 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: On your grave, Dancing.
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Legolas: "A ELBERETH! Have you seen the dandriff in your hair, Estel? It's like Caradhras!"
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09-28-2004, 08:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Now we know who drank all the ent-draught last night...
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09-30-2004, 04:47 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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*That Dwarf just cut off my legs! Oh why did I make all those 'short jokes'?*
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09-30-2004, 05:31 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Legolas: What are you doing?
Aragorn: To find the Hobbits I must first think like a Hobbit... I'm hungry... 
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09-30-2004, 12:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Legolas: That was a noble sacrifice, Aragorn.
Aragorn: Yeah, donating my shins to science probably wasn't my best idea, though. Arwen won't like hearing about the hobbit lasses that are hitting on me.
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09-30-2004, 05:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA
Ooooo! Big, shiny, ball! We likes! We likes, precious! Sorry, I typed in the wrong URL. Here is the REAL one. Thanks for pointing that out, Elronds_Daughter! I really need to get more sleep... 
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09-30-2004, 06:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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Aragorn: Sauron! Is that you??!?
Sauron: Yes, it's me. Aragorn: Sorry, with that new shade of eyeshadow, I didn't recognize you. Sauron: I've been getting that a lot....
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09-30-2004, 06:41 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,733
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 try this one...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-30-2004, 07:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
Posts: 952
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The Easterlings go marching ten by ten...
Guy in front: Maybe if I hold my shield in front of me like this all day, nobody will notice I forgot my pants this morning...
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09-30-2004, 07:19 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,733
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Easterling in the far back: if this is the line for Mordor Smokies then why am i in battle armour...Sauron better not be tricking us again by like telling us those gondorians has the ketchup and won't share it...
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10-01-2004, 01:24 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Easterling: I've heard of 'public' transport, but this is ridiculous!
OR An Easterling in the middle: And I thought I had the best costume for the fancy dress! But NO! Everyone copies me!
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10-01-2004, 02:49 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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Event of the Age.
Sauron's bachelor party.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-01-2004, 05:00 AM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Yale School of Business: Class of '19
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10-01-2004, 08:45 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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Once again there's an autumn sale at Gap of Rohan. This time the Easterlings have prepared better than last year.
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10-01-2004, 08:50 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
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Soldiers are people too, you know?
Easterling #1; "Blimey, it's hot today innit? And I've got a terrible rash on my leg too. That won't look pretty tonight."
Easterling #2; "Tell me about it. I've been having awful problems shaving recently, and my skin is in no condition to be out in the Sun all day. I need a good moisturiser." Easterling #1: "I hear those Gondorians know their skincare products, we should ask them for some advice." Easterling #2; "When? While we're killing them? Easterling #2; "Oh, are we fighting today? I thought that was next Wednesday. But I've got so much on my mind right now, what with the kids starting school and all.... *Conversation goes on like this but it didn't make it to the theatrical release, unfortunately. The two soldiers got into a quite interesting discussion about why Oliphaunts have trunks. Peter Jackson decided to put it into the Extended Edition DVD instead.*
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10-01-2004, 09:49 AM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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The armour dealer at the car boot sale was a happy man...
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10-01-2004, 05:45 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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For Nimrodel_9's picture. (Did I see 10 captions for this? Hmm? Hmm!?!)
Aragorn: To be...or NOT to be! Gimli: Aragorn? What are you doing? Aragorn: Something is rotten in the state of Gondor! Gimli: Okayyy...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-01-2004, 09:42 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,312
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There are better ways of commiting suicide . . .
Random Easterling waaay back: Uh, is this the line to Hogwarts?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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10-03-2004, 03:36 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,538
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Aragorn-Legolas pic:
No, Nilp. This is the evolution of the Homo sapiens species. Aragorn and Legolas (in unison): Gimli's the missing link!  Aragorn with palantir pic: Eye of Sauron: Look into my eyes and repeat after me... Aragorn: Eyeses? But you has only one, precious! OR Barad-dur: Aaah!!! Give me back my eye!!! OR Aragorn: Guess I've got to stop thinking about this war too much. I'm beginning to look like Sauron. Sauron: Guess I've got to stop thinking about this war too much. I'm beginning to look like Aragorn. I hope I don't smell like him, too. Aragorn: I heard that. Easterlings pic: An early ending for the Lord of the Rings... Frodo, hiding somewhere: Look! A parade! Let's join them! |
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10-03-2004, 04:39 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Aragorn with palantir:
Aragorn: I bet I can break this open just by smashing it against my head! OR Aragorn: Look what this did to my thumb! Its all malformed!
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10-03-2004, 04:01 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Easterling Animatronic Robot #37-J: And plus I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side...
(100 points and a cookie to the first person who gets that.  )
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-03-2004, 04:32 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,125
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Would that happen to be a paranoid Easterling robot, Lachwen?
 Easterlings With Red Flags: "We are special! We are special!" And if you get that, I'll shake your hand.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-03-2004, 04:50 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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And Oddwen gets 100 points and a cookie(and is also my new favorite person).
You want chocolate chip or gingersnap? 
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"'...Home is the sailor, home from the sea, And the hunter home from the hill.'" |
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10-03-2004, 06:22 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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*sigh* You'd better give me chocolate chips, because gingersnaps give me jaw cramps. And I'm depressed right now, because I know that the minute I push the submit reply button, it's going to sigh happily and I just can't stand it. Here I am, brain the size of a planet...
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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10-03-2004, 10:40 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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*hands you a chocolate chip cookie* That's too bad about jaw cramps, my grandmother makes the world's BEST gingersnaps. They're soft and chewy...
I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed... Life! Don't talk to me about life. (we should probably stop before the Barrow-wight jumps on us for being off-topic.  To that end, here's a new picture: Where's Walda? OR Rohirrim on the far left: Éothain, why in the name of all that's holy did you tie our horses' bridles together?! OR All Rohirrim, in unison: CHEESE!!! Behold the power of cheese... OR The real "Banned from Argo" crew. (Another 100 points and a cookie for this one!)
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10-04-2004, 01:12 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Rohirum: Run away!
OR The Orc on the far left thought he could blend in.
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10-04-2004, 04:38 AM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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The RRMP Musical Ride
A jug of maple syrup to anyone who gets that!
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10-04-2004, 05:05 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,978
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The Redcoats aren't coming! OR, There has to be an easier way to get our man.
I see Fordim's jug of maple syrup and raise him a bushel of saskatoon berries.
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10-04-2004, 06:11 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Extra in the centre making a very rude gesture; "Yuk, yuk! Do you think I'll get away with this?"
And stop talking about food, you are making me hungry! 
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10-04-2004, 06:21 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,234
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The great polo tournament was held at Pelennor fields this year. Rohan was eager to start the games since their team was guite bitter after last year's silver. Previous tournaments took place in Dagorlad and Dead Marshes (where did you think those names came from?!).
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10-04-2004, 04:13 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Tut tut! It looks like rain!
(3 cookies, a bag of skittles, and a carrot for whoever gets that one) Sorry, couldn`t help myself.
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10-05-2004, 12:26 PM
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Shade of Carn Dűm
Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 282
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Fourth rider from the left at the front: This isn't what I signed up for! I don't want to go into battle, 'specially against...that...look, bloody huge grey things...
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10-05-2004, 12:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Rohirrim in the lead: Anybody got a dime?! Somebody's gotta go back and get a [expletive deleted]-load of dimes!
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10-05-2004, 12:36 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Theoden: Last one in Minas tirith has to eat Aragorn’s trousers...
Rest of Rohirum: AAAAGH! (Dash off towards Minas Tirith at full pace)
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10-05-2004, 12:40 PM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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Rohirrim (chanting):
"Hey, ho, to the battle we go, to kill off orcses and Eaterlings, yo!" OR "Hey, ho, hey, ho, it's off to war we go!" No desserts provided to those who get those. Gotta love those missing link captions!
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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10-05-2004, 09:46 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Greenwood the Great.
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Second horse from the left: (to the horse on the far left) Kiss me, you fool!
Fordim, that wouldn't be the Royal Rohirrim Mounted Police, would it? And I believe saying "Tut-tut, it looks like rain" was Winnie-the-Pooh's strategy for tricking honeybees... (Why do I know these things?!?!)
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
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10-06-2004, 03:46 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 734
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Yay! 3 cookies, a bag of skittles, and a carrot for Lachwen!
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA You better not lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
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10-06-2004, 03:52 PM
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Gibbering Gibbet
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Beyond cloud nine
Posts: 1,844
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Witch King: "Is it safe?"
A big bag of teeth-rotting candies to whoever catches that one.
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10-06-2004, 04:04 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 5,978
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"Please, Sir, may I have some more?" Oh, wait, no, wrong story.
"Why do I always have to look scared? Can't I ever stand up to him?"
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