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hobbitlass · 10-15-2002, 12:28 PM

B:AAAHAHAHAHA!-Did you see that?
F:No, what?
Bilbo points.
F:AAAAAAHAHAHA! You didn't!
B:Yup! I tied Legolas' hair to Gimli's beard while they slept. AAAAAAAHAHAHHA!

Tigerlily Gamgee · 10-15-2002, 04:04 PM

Frodo: Ha!!! and they said that our matching haircuts would look bad!!!!!
Bilbo: And those silly elves telling us that we need to use styling products! Ha!

Diamond18 · 10-15-2002, 04:40 PM

Frodo: "Bilbo! Look into Galadriel's mirror with me! It's FUN! Whoo-hoo!"

Bilbo:"That is one cool looking EYE!"

Eruialiwen · 10-15-2002, 07:19 PM

LMAO, Hobbitlass [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bilbo: errm...do you see what I'm seeing?
Frodo: Sam jumping in the lake when he can't even swim? He too thought the dragon was real...
Bilbo: yep.
*They look at each other as Sam flounders in the lake*
Frodo: I knew it was fake all along.
Bilbo: so did I!
Frodo (directing at Sam): STUPID HOBBIT!
*they start cackling*

NazgulNumberTen · 10-15-2002, 07:25 PM

bound by a flap of skin at the cheast, the conjoined hobbits had a hard life, but managed to stay positive about it.

Nevfeniel · 10-15-2002, 07:29 PM

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That was great!

NazgulNumberTen · 10-15-2002, 07:38 PM

um...thanks

Nevfeniel · 10-15-2002, 08:52 PM

You're welcome!

Argh! I can't think of any good captions for this picture! Noooo!!!

gralin musicteeth · 10-16-2002, 08:56 AM

HObbits are happy creatures.
*Collective Groan*
hey i had to put something!!!!!!

Lady_Espel · 10-16-2002, 11:09 AM

Said with their moves hardly moving
Bilbo: Do you think we can move our mouths yet?
Frodo: I dunno, they said a few hours.
Bilbo: You're lips do look a lot fuller.

Or this one.

Again said with their mouths hardly moving
Frodo: I never thought they were serious when they said we'd get stuck like this.

Anastasia · 10-16-2002, 12:39 PM

G'AH! I cant think of anything either... But it seemed like a perfect picture for a caption thingy...
Shall I post another one or does s'one else want a go?

Brinniel · 10-16-2002, 05:09 PM

Hmmm. I think I'll try one.

[ October 16, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

Diamond18 · 10-16-2002, 05:10 PM

I want to try. Give me a minute...

Diamond18 · 10-16-2002, 05:12 PM

Okay, don't....

hobbitlass · 10-16-2002, 07:41 PM

I am the master of the staring contest.
If you do challenge me, know this, I shall cut off your head when I win! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel · 10-16-2002, 07:53 PM

DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MARY-SUE?! YOU SHALL PAY!

Diamond18 · 10-16-2002, 07:58 PM

What? You think Arwen is prettier than me? With that overbite? Are you crazy????

Salix · 10-16-2002, 08:10 PM

Do you think I look too much like Frodo?

Diamond18 · 10-16-2002, 09:54 PM

Seriously though, Aragorn, would you be scared if you were the Witch-King? Be honest...'cause if not I've got some back-up expressions.

Tigerlily Gamgee · 10-16-2002, 10:11 PM

I am woman, hear me roar.... grrrr....

Well, that was dumb [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

HerenIstarion · 10-17-2002, 02:59 AM

Aragorn, dear, I think there is something in my eye, would you be so kind to take it out with this?

Evisse the Blue · 10-17-2002, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Aragorn, dear, i think there is something in my eye, can yoube so kind to take it out with this?

LOL!!! I was about to post something about her eyes too, they look freakish. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Something along the lines of:
Aragorn (voice): Hey, Eowyn, we're having a sword fight not an eye-bulging contest!

Anastasia · 10-17-2002, 12:23 PM

OH. MY. GOD. Did I just cut off my true love's head? Oh, Shaiser.

Lothiriel Silmarien · 10-17-2002, 01:09 PM

Girrlfriend! Don't you be stealin my donut!!

NazgulNumberTen · 10-17-2002, 01:26 PM

she looks like hannibal lector's love-child.

Coral · 10-17-2002, 03:02 PM

TAKE THAT BARNEY!

[ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Coral ]

Lady_Espel · 10-17-2002, 03:51 PM

Must ignore 99.99% sale, am a strong feminist woman person with excellent sword skills and magnificent, um, magnificent, really, really, cheap, SHOES!

I hearby apologise stereotyping women, I'm just basing this on myself and I'm not saying that all women must have shoes, just that I am an opportunist.

Amanaduial the archer · 10-18-2002, 10:32 AM

Oh dear God, I know they said Aragorn was ugly, but really, Im supposed to fight him? WITHOUT LAUGHING!?

Elenna · 10-18-2002, 01:15 PM

HOW DARE YOU MAKE A PMS JOKE, YOU INSENSITIVE BABOON!

Amanaduial the archer · 10-18-2002, 01:20 PM

woah Elenna, i actually looked around there in case u were talkin to me!

Alatariel · 10-18-2002, 01:26 PM

They're all around me... but they won't get me, no, the men in white coats will never get me... STAY BACK!

Elenna · 10-18-2002, 05:01 PM

Don't worry, Aman - You'd know if I was talking directly to you - more swear words would be involved.

Diamond18 · 10-18-2002, 11:55 PM

It's been 5 hours since the last post. My turn!!!!!

Alatariel · 10-19-2002, 02:33 AM

AAAATCHOOO! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

hobbitlass · 10-19-2002, 06:38 AM

So, do you like my impression of Frodo?- Gollum.

Amanaduial the archer · 10-19-2002, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Don't worry, Aman - You'd know if I was talking directly to you - more swear words would be involved.

why thankyou Elenna, charming as always! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

anyway that picture...who is that? Major scary!

Nevfeniel · 10-19-2002, 10:22 AM

This is what happens to Elijah Wood when he doesn't get that pay raise he's been wanting.

Anastasia · 10-19-2002, 12:17 PM

Frodo's Anger management classes to help him cope with Legolas' blunt thievery of the fans which should have been his wasnrt working out very well.

Or: MUST-KILL-LEGOLAS...MUST-KILL-LEGOLAS...MUST KILL LEGOLAS...

kill me now that was rubbish

Elenna · 10-19-2002, 12:30 PM

Frodo: I...AM...THE...PRETTIEST!!!!!!!

Lady_Espel · 10-19-2002, 02:03 PM

O wait, i got another one for the one before.

What's that, fangirls with ARAGORN? I thought I picked the safe one, hum, how bout gimli, no too late.

10-15-2002, 12:28 PM	#241
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	B:AAAHAHAHAHA!-Did you see that? F:No, what? Bilbo points. F:AAAAAAHAHAHA! You didn't! B:Yup! I tied Legolas' hair to Gimli's beard while they slept. AAAAAAAHAHAHHA! __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-15-2002, 04:04 PM	#242
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	Frodo: Ha!!! and they said that our matching haircuts would look bad!!!!! Bilbo: And those silly elves telling us that we need to use styling products! Ha! __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

10-15-2002, 04:40 PM	#243
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Frodo: "Bilbo! Look into Galadriel's mirror with me! It's FUN! Whoo-hoo!" Bilbo:"That is one cool looking EYE!" __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-15-2002, 07:19 PM	#244
Eruialiwen Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mirkwood, Virginia Posts: 71	LMAO, Hobbitlass [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Bilbo: errm...do you see what I'm seeing? Frodo: Sam jumping in the lake when he can't even swim? He too thought the dragon was real... Bilbo: yep. They look at each other as Sam flounders in the lake Frodo: I knew it was fake all along. Bilbo: so did I! Frodo (directing at Sam): STUPID HOBBIT! they start cackling __________________ ~'%From the mouths of the Sea the South Wind flies, from the sandhills and the stones; The wailing of the gulls it bears, and at the gate it moans.%'~

10-15-2002, 07:25 PM	#245
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	bound by a flap of skin at the cheast, the conjoined hobbits had a hard life, but managed to stay positive about it. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-15-2002, 07:29 PM	#246
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] That was great! __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-15-2002, 07:38 PM	#247
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	um...thanks __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-15-2002, 08:52 PM	#248
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	You're welcome! Argh! I can't think of any good captions for this picture! Noooo!!! __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-16-2002, 08:56 AM	#249
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 384	HObbits are happy creatures. Collective Groan hey i had to put something!!!!!! __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-16-2002, 11:09 AM	#250
Lady_Espel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42	Said with their moves hardly moving Bilbo: Do you think we can move our mouths yet? Frodo: I dunno, they said a few hours. Bilbo: You're lips do look a lot fuller. Or this one. Again said with their mouths hardly moving Frodo: I never thought they were serious when they said we'd get stuck like this. __________________ I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and did it again.

10-16-2002, 12:39 PM	#251
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	G'AH! I cant think of anything either... But it seemed like a perfect picture for a caption thingy... Shall I post another one or does s'one else want a go? __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

10-16-2002, 05:09 PM	#252
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Hmmm. I think I'll try one. [ October 16, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-16-2002, 05:10 PM	#253
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	I want to try. Give me a minute... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-16-2002, 05:12 PM	#254
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Okay, don't.... __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-16-2002, 07:41 PM	#255
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	I am the master of the staring contest. If you do challenge me, know this, I shall cut off your head when I win! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-16-2002, 07:53 PM	#256
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	DID YOU JUST CALL ME A MARY-SUE?! YOU SHALL PAY! __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

10-16-2002, 07:58 PM	#257
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	What? You think Arwen is prettier than me? With that overbite? Are you crazy???? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-16-2002, 08:10 PM	#258
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 299	Do you think I look too much like Frodo? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.

10-16-2002, 09:54 PM	#259
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Seriously though, Aragorn, would you be scared if you were the Witch-King? Be honest...'cause if not I've got some back-up expressions. __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-16-2002, 10:11 PM	#260
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	I am woman, hear me roar.... grrrr.... Well, that was dumb [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

10-17-2002, 02:59 AM	#261
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,301	Aragorn, dear, I think there is something in my eye, would you be so kind to take it out with this? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 12-22-2004 at 05:24 AM. Reason: sweeping party. typos and style. original retained in the post to follow, by Diamond 18 :)

10-17-2002, 12:23 PM	#263
Anastasia Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: London Posts: 91	OH. MY. GOD. Did I just cut off my true love's head? Oh, Shaiser. __________________ Aw, you've done grand, laddie! Now you know what you have to do: Burn the house down. Burn 'em all! ~The Leprechaun from The Simpsons.

10-17-2002, 01:09 PM	#264
Lothiriel Silmarien Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New York Posts: 829	Girrlfriend! Don't you be stealin my donut!! __________________ Si vanwa na Romello vanwa Valimar!~~ ~~Now lost, lost to those from the East is Valimar! My LotR page

10-17-2002, 01:26 PM	#265
NazgulNumberTen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Crawled in a dark corner Posts: 369	she looks like hannibal lector's love-child. __________________ "It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim

10-17-2002, 03:02 PM	#266
Coral Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The wonderful (That was sarcastic) State of Maryland... Posts: 91	TAKE THAT BARNEY! [ October 17, 2002: Message edited by: Coral ] __________________ Be spontaneous. Combust.

10-17-2002, 03:51 PM	#267
Lady_Espel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 42	Must ignore 99.99% sale, am a strong feminist woman person with excellent sword skills and magnificent, um, magnificent, really, really, cheap, SHOES! I hearby apologise stereotyping women, I'm just basing this on myself and I'm not saying that all women must have shoes, just that I am an opportunist. __________________ I ran into my ex the other day, hit reverse and did it again.

10-18-2002, 10:32 AM	#268
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,397	Oh dear God, I know they said Aragorn was ugly, but really, Im supposed to fight him? WITHOUT LAUGHING!? __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

10-18-2002, 01:15 PM	#269
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	HOW DARE YOU MAKE A PMS JOKE, YOU INSENSITIVE BABOON! __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-18-2002, 01:20 PM	#270
Amanaduial the archer Shadow of Starlight Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: dancing among the ledgerlines... Posts: 2,397	woah Elenna, i actually looked around there in case u were talkin to me! __________________ I am what I was, a harmless little devil

10-18-2002, 01:26 PM	#271
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	They're all around me... but they won't get me, no, the men in white coats will never get me... STAY BACK! __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

10-18-2002, 05:01 PM	#272
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Don't worry, Aman - You'd know if I was talking directly to you - more swear words would be involved. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-18-2002, 11:55 PM	#273
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	It's been 5 hours since the last post. My turn!!!!! __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

10-19-2002, 02:33 AM	#274
Alatariel Wight Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Cliffs of Insanity Posts: 178	AAAATCHOOO! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people?

10-19-2002, 06:38 AM	#275
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	So, do you like my impression of Frodo?- Gollum. __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

10-19-2002, 10:22 AM	#277
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	This is what happens to Elijah Wood when he doesn't get that pay raise he's been wanting. __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.