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The Elf-warrior · 12-27-2004, 07:25 PM

MoS pic: "No, Mouth of Sauron, you can't be the Great Eye's press secretary. You're too ugly. But you have a great face for radio so you can be one of the announcers on the Voice of Mordor. In fact, we'll give you your own program, The Mouth of Sauron Speaks!" Three Hobbit's pic: Pippin screams after Frodo tells him it's going to be three hours fast walking before they will reach The Prancing Pony.

Boromir88 · 12-27-2004, 09:25 PM

The Hobbits: While Frodo and Merry are awe struck/frightened, Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha."

THE Ka · 12-28-2004, 02:15 AM

MOS: (in a wisper) you know, i never really wanted this job, i mean look! i don't even get dental! (really badly put-together dentures fall apart...)

HIR(hobbits in rain) Pip: I'm high on a feeling!

~Just...Ka~

elronds_daughter · 12-28-2004, 08:40 AM

Hmm, Ka, you gave me an inspiration!

MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!

um, yes. <glances around and sees several questioning stares and many knowing ones> Monty Python rules!

Hama Of The Riddermark · 12-28-2004, 11:00 AM

Aragorn promised never to leave the toilet seat up again...

THE Ka · 12-28-2004, 11:17 AM

Arwen always knew which way to attack to better let her face catch the light...

A: Always have to look my best!

(Secretly, Legolas hides near by): Hey! Wait a minute! THAY'S MY LINE!

~ka

elronds_daughter · 12-28-2004, 12:00 PM

Arwen: Hey! Do I look like just some priss with a sword?
Random person: Um.... yes?

Esgallhugwen · 12-28-2004, 01:23 PM

Arwen: This is a Limited Edition Hobbit Collectors Doll is any one touches it, its their head I'll be collecting next!

The Elf-warrior · 12-28-2004, 06:02 PM

Arwen realized they were not all accounted for, the nine ringwraiths. She figured it was time to make a rapid strategic advance to the rear. In other words, run! Or gallop to be precise.

Elennar Starfire · 12-28-2004, 08:28 PM

Arwen: Stupid sword cut me!

Oddwen · 12-28-2004, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Oddwen, you...are...a.....complete.....geniussssss [img]ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

Wah, thank ye, Esgal, ah'm verreh flay-ttered.

Quote:

Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha."

Nay, b88 is the geniusssssss.

(THE Ka)

Quote:

Pip: I'm high on a feeling!

MoS: That you're in love with meee! What?

And last but not least, AN ACTUAL CAPTION!

Arwen: Alright you punk Ulari, don't come any closer or I'll decapitate this hobbit!
Nazgûl: CHAAAAAARGE!

Nimrodel_9 · 12-28-2004, 09:33 PM

Quote:

MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!

Ah! The return of the lumberjack!

Arwne pic
Frodo: Ahh! She`s sitting on me! Ahhhhhhh...

Oddwen · 12-28-2004, 09:44 PM

MoS: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-29-2004, 08:45 AM

Arwen: "That scar makes me look....dare I say it....even better!"

*Arwen's first taste of battle, and she loves it. She made Aragorn take this photo as a memento."

Boromir88 · 12-29-2004, 08:48 AM

Quote:

Nay, b88 is the geniusssssss.

Compared to what?

Phooey, my comp isn't processing the caption right, I can't see it.

By the way, Eomer, last night I had a funky dream about Elrond and Arwen, Elrond was like sucking her blood. I tell you someone has a dream manipulater!

Meela · 12-29-2004, 09:13 AM

Arwen: Oi, that's my hobbit! Go find your own.

Lalwendë · 12-29-2004, 10:01 AM

It was unfortunate that on the day Frodo made an appointment with the Rivendell hairdressing salon, senior stylist Arwen was struck by a really bad case of PMT.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 12-29-2004, 10:17 AM

"Leave the Halfling alone you devils, or I shall be forced to use this....this....this bit of wood? I knew I'd forgotten something...."

*Ringwraiths proceed to destroy Arwen and Frodo*

Mithalwen · 12-29-2004, 12:22 PM

"*&$%%£$%$", thought Arwen, "Not only is it impossible to get a seat this time in the morning but but I have to hold up this feeble hobbit... next time I'll nick Glorfindel's horse..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-29-2004, 01:18 PM

Arwen: Everyone stay back! Frodo is up to level 29 on Tetris! He may get the High score!

Nimrodel_9 · 12-29-2004, 05:41 PM

Arwen: Ifyouwanthimcomeandclaimhim. Blah blah blah. Hey Fro, do I look better holding the sword like this? Or like this?

luthien-elvenprincess · 12-30-2004, 10:06 AM

A determined Arwen: (buzz, buzz) Come on you, pesky little fly...(buzz, buzz)come on, just fly a little bit closer... and you won't be having the guts to pester me anymore! Come on now...(buzz, buzz)

Nimrodel_9 · 12-31-2004, 09:42 PM

Uh oh Frodo! I think Pip`s finally lost it!

Happy New Year everyone!
Nim

Morsul the Dark · 01-01-2005, 01:01 AM

Merry; Gandy has ghone a little overboard with new years celebration thats his 37th pint!

Happy new Year!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-01-2005, 05:13 AM

Merry regretted arraigning Ent wrestling.

A Merry (And Pippin) New Year to you all!

Gil-Galad · 01-01-2005, 01:17 PM

Merry thought he seen it all, ents, urk hai, but this was a first....Gimli shaving

have a happy New Years to all, and a jolly Hogmanay to all my fellow Scotch men!

Boromir88 · 01-01-2005, 03:11 PM

Merry picture- Theoden was only Gandalf's first victim of random deroberization.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-01-2005, 04:54 PM

Arwen (speaking to Eowyn, off screen): Go on Blondie, tell Aragorn you love him one more time. . .

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

Boromir88 · 01-01-2005, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

Haha, Fordhim, I can't wait til the new episode this week.

Elennar Starfire · 01-01-2005, 08:26 PM

Merry: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT MASCARA!!! *runs away*

Lhunardawen · 01-01-2005, 08:57 PM

Looks like Treebeard's not the only one who thinks hobbits are little orcs...

Fingolfin II · 01-01-2005, 09:16 PM

Arwen pic:

Arwen puts herself forward as the new Statue of Liberty.

THE Ka · 01-01-2005, 09:44 PM

Pippin pic:

* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...

"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Gandalf: Ahem!

~A mysterious ka~

Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...

Gurthang · 01-01-2005, 10:18 PM

Merry picture:

Suddenly Merry realized that he'd forgotten to put his pants on this morning.

Esgallhugwen · 01-02-2005, 12:23 AM

Ok wait I have one for the Mouth of Sauron pic (yes I know its a awhile back)

The Mouth of Sauron: None shall pass!
Aragorn: What!
Mouth: I move for no man!

(I love Monty Python)

Quote:

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

(I love that show, *mutters* not as much as Monty Python though)

Merry Pic
It would soon become painfully clear that Fangorn Forest isn't the best place for a Hobbit when the Ents decided to play a long standing tradition; namely, "Hobbit Ball"

THE Ka · 01-02-2005, 03:17 AM

Merry pic: *Thinking then spotting a rare site.... " Whoa! Gandalf has ears?!"

~Extremely dry, with a bit of self humour...~

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-02-2005, 01:22 PM

*Merry looked. Much to his surprise, there was a velvet-paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them.*

12 bonus points to the first person to get that!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-02-2005, 01:26 PM

Ah, the good old Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! That would be "Life, The Universe, and everything" would it not?

Esgallhugwen · 01-02-2005, 02:48 PM

Pippin, after having taken enough Ent draught, had the ability to speak Entish and to Merry's surpirise seemed rather capable of belching like an Ent as well.

Nimrodel_9 · 01-02-2005, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

Heh heh. I love Charlie/Merry.

Merry: Whoa! Did Sam just throw food away?!

(Sorry Sam! I didn` mean it! *runs and hides in corner*)
Nimrodel

12-27-2004, 07:25 PM	#3561
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	MoS pic: "No, Mouth of Sauron, you can't be the Great Eye's press secretary. You're too ugly. But you have a great face for radio so you can be one of the announcers on the Voice of Mordor. In fact, we'll give you your own program, The Mouth of Sauron Speaks!" Three Hobbit's pic: Pippin screams after Frodo tells him it's going to be three hours fast walking before they will reach The Prancing Pony. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-28-2004, 02:15 AM	#3563
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	MOS: (in a wisper) you know, i never really wanted this job, i mean look! i don't even get dental! (really badly put-together dentures fall apart...) HIR(hobbits in rain) Pip: I'm high on a feeling! ~Just...Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-28-2004, 08:40 AM	#3564
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Hmm, Ka, you gave me an inspiration! MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack! um, yes. <glances around and sees several questioning stares and many knowing ones> Monty Python rules! __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

12-28-2004, 11:17 AM	#3566
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Arwen always knew which way to attack to better let her face catch the light... A: Always have to look my best! (Secretly, Legolas hides near by): Hey! Wait a minute! THAY'S MY LINE! ~ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

12-28-2004, 12:00 PM	#3567
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Arwen: Hey! Do I look like just some priss with a sword? Random person: Um.... yes? __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

12-27-2004, 09:25 PM	#3562
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The Hobbits: While Frodo and Merry are awe struck/frightened, Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha."

12-28-2004, 11:00 AM	#3565
Hama Of The Riddermark Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 282	Aragorn promised never to leave the toilet seat up again...

12-28-2004, 01:23 PM	#3568
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Arwen: This is a Limited Edition Hobbit Collectors Doll is any one touches it, its their head I'll be collecting next! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"

12-28-2004, 06:02 PM	#3569
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Arwen realized they were not all accounted for, the nine ringwraiths. She figured it was time to make a rapid strategic advance to the rear. In other words, run! Or gallop to be precise. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-28-2004, 08:28 PM	#3570
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Arwen: Stupid sword cut me! __________________ Don't let me die!

12-28-2004, 09:44 PM	#3573
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Uh-oh... MoS: I feel pretty, oh so pretty... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-29-2004, 08:45 AM	#3574
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Arwen: "That scar makes me look....dare I say it....even better!" Arwen's first taste of battle, and she loves it. She made Aragorn take this photo as a memento." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond*

12-29-2004, 09:13 AM	#3576
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Arwen: Oi, that's my hobbit! Go find your own. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-29-2004, 10:01 AM	#3577
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	It was unfortunate that on the day Frodo made an appointment with the Rivendell hairdressing salon, senior stylist Arwen was struck by a really bad case of PMT. __________________ Gordon's alive!

12-29-2004, 10:17 AM	#3578
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	"Leave the Halfling alone you devils, or I shall be forced to use this....this....this bit of wood? I knew I'd forgotten something...." Ringwraiths proceed to destroy Arwen and Frodo __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

12-29-2004, 12:22 PM	#3579
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Strap hanging in Middle Earth "*&$%%£$%$", thought Arwen, "Not only is it impossible to get a seat this time in the morning but but I have to hold up this feeble hobbit... next time I'll nick Glorfindel's horse..." __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-29-2004, 01:18 PM	#3580
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Arwen: Everyone stay back! Frodo is up to level 29 on Tetris! He may get the High score! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-29-2004, 05:41 PM	#3581
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Arwen: Ifyouwanthimcomeandclaimhim. Blah blah blah. Hey Fro, do I look better holding the sword like this? Or like this? __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-30-2004, 10:06 AM	#3582
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	A determined Arwen: (buzz, buzz) Come on you, pesky little fly...(buzz, buzz)come on, just fly a little bit closer... and you won't be having the guts to pester me anymore! Come on now...(buzz, buzz) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

12-31-2004, 09:42 PM	#3583
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Uh oh Frodo! I think Pip`s finally lost it! Happy New Year everyone! Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-01-2005, 01:01 AM	#3584
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Merry; Gandy has ghone a little overboard with new years celebration thats his 37th pint! Happy new Year! __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

01-01-2005, 05:13 AM	#3585
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry regretted arraigning Ent wrestling. A Merry (And Pippin) New Year to you all! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-01-2005, 01:17 PM	#3586
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Merry thought he seen it all, ents, urk hai, but this was a first....Gimli shaving have a happy New Years to all, and a jolly Hogmanay to all my fellow Scotch men! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-01-2005, 03:11 PM	#3587
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Merry picture- Theoden was only Gandalf's first victim of random deroberization.

01-01-2005, 04:54 PM	#3588
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Arwen (speaking to Eowyn, off screen): Go on Blondie, tell Aragorn you love him one more time. . . Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!! __________________ Scribbling scrabbling.

01-01-2005, 08:26 PM	#3590
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Merry: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT MASCARA!!! runs away __________________ Don't let me die!

01-01-2005, 08:57 PM	#3591
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Arwen and Merry pic combined... Looks like Treebeard's not the only one who thinks hobbits are little orcs...

01-01-2005, 09:16 PM	#3592
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,036	Arwen pic: Arwen puts herself forward as the new Statue of Liberty. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

01-01-2005, 09:44 PM	#3593
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Pippin's drinking song... Pippin pic: * On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf... "Gandalf, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day. Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle, Legolas was fond of his dram, And Elrond was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am" Gandalf: Ahem! ~A mysterious ka~ Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-01-2005, 10:18 PM	#3594
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Merry picture: Suddenly Merry realized that he'd forgotten to put his pants on this morning. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-02-2005, 03:17 AM	#3596
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Merry pic: *Thinking then spotting a rare site.... " Whoa! Gandalf has ears?!" ~Extremely dry, with a bit of self humour...~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-02-2005, 01:22 PM	#3597
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Merry looked. Much to his surprise, there was a velvet-paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them. 12 bonus points to the first person to get that! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-02-2005, 01:26 PM	#3598
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ah, the good old Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! That would be "Life, The Universe, and everything" would it not? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-02-2005, 02:48 PM	#3599
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Pippin, after having taken enough Ent draught, had the ability to speak Entish and to Merry's surpirise seemed rather capable of belching like an Ent as well. __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"