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Feared Half-Elf · 01-12-2004, 11:14 AM

Quote:

I think taht Gimli was wearing a robe.

He probably was, but it looked like a dress!

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At the Havens, the ship begins to sail away. Suddenly there is a shout.
Gangalf: Elrond you fool!
Elrond: What!?
Celeborn: That is the plug! Now the whole boat's going to go under!
Elrond: But it was so pretty!
Frodo: So why did you throw it overboard.
Elrond: Well, I was *ahem* over board with it! Teehee!
*Everyone groans. Galadriel is seen bailing water in her gown, using her shoes*

01-17-2004, 09:19 AM

ROTK when the eagles are coming
Eagle #1 swoops down, misses Frodo and knocks him into the lava.

Aragorn's coronation
When he starts singing his voice cracks, he misses a note or something like that

When the banner comes aside to show Arwen, or however that happens, it's the uglest troll you've ever seen.

When Elrond gives the sword to Aragorn, we see it's just a plastic barbie sword.

Yeah these aren't to funny, I know

Nimrothiel · 01-17-2004, 03:54 PM

No, no, the Arwen one was good!

When Legolas slides down the Mumak's trunk, he crashes into Gimli.

Gimli hears Legolas counting, "56, 57, 58..." and promptly begins saying "23, 67, 42, 18..." hoping to mess up Legolas' count.

A southerner is sitting on the ground saying, "88, 88, 88, 88..." a Rohirrim comes up, and out of pure curiosity, asks what he is doing. The southerner replies that he is counting how many of his comrades have fallen. At this the Rohirrim decides to have him join his fellows in the glory of battle, and rushes to strike off the southerner's head. However, just before he does so, a Mumak steps on him. The southerner begins to say, "89, 89, 89..."

Now, these were not very good. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

willkill4food · 01-19-2004, 05:23 PM

When Frodo awakes and the fellowship enters the room and everyone is laughing and everything...after Sam enters, in comes Boromir, with the arrows still in his chest, followed by Gandalf the Grey, followed by Peter Jackson...

-willkill

Naz · 01-21-2004, 06:39 PM

You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;

Naz · 01-27-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

At the Havens, the ship begins to sail away. Suddenly there is a shout.
Gangalf: Elrond you fool!
Elrond: What!?
Celeborn: That is the plug! Now the whole boat's going to go under!
Elrond: But it was so pretty!
Frodo: So why did you throw it overboard.
Elrond: Well, I was *ahem* over board with it! Teehee!
*Everyone groans. Galadriel is seen bailing water in her gown, using her shoes*

*dies of laughter* Galadriel bailing water! That is a HILARIOUS mental picture! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Feared Half-Elf · 01-28-2004, 12:48 PM

Thats what I thought when I was watching Rotk, everyone must have thought I was mad because I was sat in the cinema killing myself!

Pippin and Merry are singing drunkenly on the table, everyone else laughing. Pippin leaps off the table, completely drunk, and hugs one of the men.
Pippin: MUMMY!
PJ: Billy, you're not supposed to actually drink the beer!

Aragorn: What does your heart tell you?
Gandalf: I don't know about my heart, but my stomach wants pizza!

When Gandalf and Pippin are looking towards Mordor on the balcony in Minas Tirith, a huge firework flies up and explodes.
Gandalf: Since I went white, Radagast seems to have picked up my talent for fireworks. He obviously likes being grey...

Elennar Starfire · 01-30-2004, 06:24 PM

Frodo: I think we should get off the road...Seriously guys, we should walk on the sidewalk.

Gilwen · 01-30-2004, 09:04 PM

Witch King:"Feast on his flesh!"
Fell Beast (turns around and looks at him) :" Are you kidding? I'm on a diet"

Miriel Undomiel · 03-04-2004, 12:49 PM

All so funny, deserves to come back up on the top.

To not waste a post:
RotK, at the balcony in Minas Tirith:
Pippin: Is there any hope for Frodo?
Gandalf: There never was much hope. Only a fools hope. Your hope...

The Perky Ent · 03-06-2004, 09:32 AM

During the Crowning of King Elessar, you can see Gandalf wearing tennis shoes.

Lily Bombadil · 04-14-2004, 07:06 PM

Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword!
Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!!
Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!!
Elrond: Oh, alright.

<Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent>

Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr!
Aragorn: You don't pay me!
Theoden: Oh, right... SO?

At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants,
and an 18th century Redcoat

Pippin: Who...? What...?

Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan.

Duncan: I am?

Denny: Isn't he neat? *dreamy voice* He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together.

Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again.

Pippin: *Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes* Oh, great. Double duty...

<That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.>

Maeggaladiel · 04-15-2004, 12:01 PM

In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear.

IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames.

BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy.
FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time!
B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN!
F- Make me!
B- I will!
*Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor*
F- You and what army, Bugle boy?
B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy!
*the entire gondorian army pops up behind him*
F- I'll just... go then...
*by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash*
F &B- Whups...

FLASHBACK ENDS
Denethor- Ah, those were the days.

FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP
Aragorn- You have my sword.
Leggo- And my bow.
Gimli- And my axe!
Boromir- And my pocket lint!

HELM'S DEEP
Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men!
Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf.
Gimli- And I'm a dwarf.
Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman.
Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...?
*Women, children, and non-humans all leave*
Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Not funny, I know. Oh well.
MAEG

Lily Bombadil · 04-15-2004, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Theoden- Nice one.
Aragorn- Just shut up.

Oh! I love it! Here's one from the extended FotR

<Sam is cooking chicken during the wood-elf scene. He adds a spice>

Sam: BAM!
Frodo: *looks down from the tree* Hey, Sam, 'kick it up a notch.'

Theodens battle speech

Theoden: Okay, so we all know that we're pretty much outnumbered...
Rohirrim: Yeah, yeah... *nods and mutters of agreement*
Theoden: Sooooo......DEATH!!!!!!!!
Rohirrim: DEATH!!!!!!!
Eowyn & Merry: DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!
Random Rohirrim: Yeah! We're all gonna die!
<Everyone gives him THE STARE>
R.R: What?
Theoden: Just...charge...
<Rohirrim charge>

Eowyn: Stay close to me. I'll look after you.
Merry: As if! You dropped me on the way over here!

Everdawn · 04-16-2004, 02:44 AM

Aragorn: You have my sword
Legolas: And my bow
Gimli: And my axe
Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!
Frodo: Who are you
Me: Lets just say, no lets not. *dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke*

Nimrothiel · 04-16-2004, 12:33 PM

*You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom?

..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;*

Rofl!

I have a little blooper for that:

*Gimli enters the room*

Frodo: "Gimli!"

Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!"

Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!"

Maeggaladiel · 04-16-2004, 12:43 PM

Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing...

Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove!

That's what they look like!

Feared Half-Elf · 04-16-2004, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Me: *uneasy look* and, uh.. My subway voucher!

Teehee.

In answer to that:

Legolas: *Coughs in the smoke and turns to Aragorn* What's a subway? And whats a voucher?
Aragorn: Beats me.
Gimli: Stupid people. A voucher is a type of millipede...

01-17-2004, 03:54 PM	#43
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	No, no, the Arwen one was good! When Legolas slides down the Mumak's trunk, he crashes into Gimli. Gimli hears Legolas counting, "56, 57, 58..." and promptly begins saying "23, 67, 42, 18..." hoping to mess up Legolas' count. A southerner is sitting on the ground saying, "88, 88, 88, 88..." a Rohirrim comes up, and out of pure curiosity, asks what he is doing. The southerner replies that he is counting how many of his comrades have fallen. At this the Rohirrim decides to have him join his fellows in the glory of battle, and rushes to strike off the southerner's head. However, just before he does so, a Mumak steps on him. The southerner begins to say, "89, 89, 89..." Now, these were not very good. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

01-19-2004, 05:23 PM	#44
willkill4food Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Salem, OR Posts: 44	When Frodo awakes and the fellowship enters the room and everyone is laughing and everything...after Sam enters, in comes Boromir, with the arrows still in his chest, followed by Gandalf the Grey, followed by Peter Jackson... -willkill __________________ Gil-galad was an Elven-king. Of him the harpers sadly sing...

01-28-2004, 12:48 PM	#47
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	Thats what I thought when I was watching Rotk, everyone must have thought I was mad because I was sat in the cinema killing myself! Pippin and Merry are singing drunkenly on the table, everyone else laughing. Pippin leaps off the table, completely drunk, and hugs one of the men. Pippin: MUMMY! PJ: Billy, you're not supposed to actually drink the beer! Aragorn: What does your heart tell you? Gandalf: I don't know about my heart, but my stomach wants pizza! When Gandalf and Pippin are looking towards Mordor on the balcony in Minas Tirith, a huge firework flies up and explodes. Gandalf: Since I went white, Radagast seems to have picked up my talent for fireworks. He obviously likes being grey... __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

01-30-2004, 06:24 PM	#48
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 1,049	Frodo: I think we should get off the road...Seriously guys, we should walk on the sidewalk. __________________ Don't let me die!

01-30-2004, 09:04 PM	#49
Gilwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: The roof Posts: 22	Witch King:"Feast on his flesh!" Fell Beast (turns around and looks at him) :" Are you kidding? I'm on a diet" __________________ "I'm an elf." ~ Mr. Lunt Last edited by Gilwen; 03-13-2004 at 08:25 PM.

01-17-2004, 09:19 AM	#42
swordspoken Guest Posts: n/a	ROTK when the eagles are coming Eagle #1 swoops down, misses Frodo and knocks him into the lava. Aragorn's coronation When he starts singing his voice cracks, he misses a note or something like that When the banner comes aside to show Arwen, or however that happens, it's the uglest troll you've ever seen. When Elrond gives the sword to Aragorn, we see it's just a plastic barbie sword. Yeah these aren't to funny, I know

01-21-2004, 06:39 PM	#45
Naz Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: my TARDIS! Posts: 288	You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom? ..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;;

03-04-2004, 12:49 PM	#50
Miriel Undomiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I don't know... I guess I'm lost Posts: 122	All so funny, deserves to come back up on the top. To not waste a post: RotK, at the balcony in Minas Tirith: Pippin: Is there any hope for Frodo? Gandalf: There never was much hope. Only a fools hope. Your hope... __________________ A Sparrow can't change it's feathers

03-06-2004, 09:32 AM	#51
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	During the Crowning of King Elessar, you can see Gandalf wearing tennis shoes. __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

04-14-2004, 07:06 PM	#52
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Arwen: Dad, reforge the sword! Elrond: NEVERRRR!!!!!!!! Arwen: Pleeeeeeasssse!!!!!!! Elrond: Oh, alright. <Elrond presents Anduril unto Aragorn. Aragorn wields it and rips a hole in the tent> Theoden(from off screen): That's coming out of your salary, Mr! Aragorn: You don't pay me! Theoden: Oh, right... SO? At Denny's Pyre, Gandalf and Pippin burst in to see Denny, Faramir, attendants, and an 18th century Redcoat Pippin: Who...? What...? Denny: Oh, hey, Pippin. Hey, Gandalf. This is my new burning buddy Duncan. Duncan: I am? Denny: Isn't he neat? dreamy voice He's wearing red like a flaming balrog... We're all gonna burn together. Duncan: We are? Crap, I can't go through that...again. Pippin: Looks from Duncan to Faramir & rolls his eyes Oh, great. Double duty... <That last one was terrible. Please pardon it.> __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-15-2004, 12:01 PM	#53
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	In Minas Tirith, soldiers are putting up WANTED posters of Smokey the Bear. IN the "flashback" scene where Boromir and Faramir embrace, Denethor can be seen running around in the background, laughing insanely and being consumed by flames. BOROMIR- Uh oh. It's YOUR turn to extinguish daddy. FARAMIR- Nuh uh! I did it last time! B- Well I'm the favorite, so I say it's YOUR TURN! F- Make me! B- I will! Meanwhile the fire is burning holes in Denethor F- You and what army, Bugle boy? B- Me and THIS army, Non-Favorite Boy! the entire gondorian army pops up behind him F- I'll just... go then... by now, Denthor has been reduced to a laughing pile of ash F &B- Whups... FLASHBACK ENDS Denethor- Ah, those were the days. FORMING OF THE FELLOWSHIP Aragorn- You have my sword. Leggo- And my bow. Gimli- And my axe! Boromir- And my pocket lint! HELM'S DEEP Aragorn- they have come to destroy the race of men! Legolas- Soooo.... why do I care? I'm an elf. Gimli- And I'm a dwarf. Eowyn- Um, I'm a woman. Elf army- We're risking our immortality because...? Women, children, and non-humans all leave Theoden- Nice one. Aragorn- Just shut up. Not funny, I know. Oh well. MAEG __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. Last edited by Maeggaladiel; 04-15-2004 at 12:15 PM.

04-16-2004, 02:44 AM	#55
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Aragorn: You have my sword Legolas: And my bow Gimli: And my axe Me: uneasy look and, uh.. My subway voucher! Frodo: Who are you Me: Lets just say, no lets not. dissappears in a cloud of purple smoke __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

04-16-2004, 12:33 PM	#56
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	You know what I think when Gimli comes into Frodo's bedroom? ..Oh NO, Gimli wants a hug too!!O O;;; Rofl! I have a little blooper for that: Gimli enters the room Frodo: "Gimli!" Gimli: "Dwarf pile!!" Merry, Pippin, and Frodo: "Nooooo!!!!" __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

04-16-2004, 12:43 PM	#57
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Stop! In the naaaaame of loooove! Every time I see FOTR and they pass the great statues on the river Anduin while going to Amon Hen (yes, sadly, I have no idea what the statues are called.), I can't help seeing the statues suddenly sing... Statues- STOP! In the naaaaame of looooooove! That's what they look like! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.