Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 13 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Gil-Galad · 06-08-2005, 06:59 AM

Unfortunately they still had eyes and could see the hobbits in a corner

The Only Real Estel · 06-08-2005, 09:24 AM

Fortunatley it was a group of other hobbits & the fortunate hobbits were far, far away.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-08-2005, 10:04 AM

Unfortunately, as they entered what looked like a peaceful place, THE DRAGON CAME!

Maikadurwen · 06-08-2005, 11:00 AM

fortunately the dragon was only one of gandalfs fireworks.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-08-2005, 11:20 AM

Unfortunately, it was heading towards them! *Dramatic music*

Celuien · 06-08-2005, 12:01 PM

Fortunately, it was too far overhead to hit the hobbits and just made a lovely display as it exploded.

Memory of Trees · 06-08-2005, 12:21 PM

((I apologize for the two "unfortuantes" back there. Kath and I cross-posted...))

Unfortunately, Frodo sprained his neck from staring at the sky for too long.

Vinyacoriel · 06-08-2005, 09:44 PM

Fortunately, the hobbits had a cast to wrap his neck in

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-08-2005, 11:49 PM

Unfortunately, it was infected!

wilwarin538 · 06-09-2005, 06:19 AM

Fortunately Merry's parents had forced him to go to medical school.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 06:40 AM

Unfortunately, he always sneaked out of lessons and learned nothing.

Holbytlass · 06-09-2005, 08:07 AM

Fortunately, Frodo's vaccinations were all up to date so he couldn't catch the infection.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 09:16 AM

Unfortunately, Pippin did get infected... with the Plague! or was that plaque?

Vinyacoriel · 06-09-2005, 09:20 AM

Fortunately, Pippen only had plaque, not the Plague.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 09:32 AM

Unfortunately, it was a man-eating plaque!!!

Bungo Baggins · 06-09-2005, 01:59 PM

Fortunately, Pippin was a hobbit, not a man and was safe.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately, it did not know the difference between a Hobbit and a Man.

The Only Real Estel · 06-09-2005, 06:02 PM

Fortunately, man-eating plaques die when they try to eat things that aren't men, so that took care of that.

Meneltarmacil · 06-09-2005, 06:22 PM

Unfortunately, an evil giant snake thing named Bob appeared and started eating everything in sight.

The Elf-warrior · 06-09-2005, 06:29 PM

Fortunately Gandalf came to the rescue and killed the snake.

Meneltarmacil · 06-09-2005, 06:32 PM

Unfortunately, the evil giant snake thing named Bob (who happened to weigh about 50 tons or so) fell on the Hobbits, squishing them.

The Elf-warrior · 06-09-2005, 08:05 PM

Fortunately Gandalf was not crushed.

Larien Telemnar · 06-09-2005, 08:47 PM

Unfortunately, the Hobbits were.

Maikadurwen · 06-09-2005, 08:53 PM

Fortunately those were just cardboard standees of the hobbits that were crushed. The actual hobbits were hiding behind a rock.

Larien Telemnar · 06-09-2005, 09:12 PM

Unfortunately the phone book got eaten by a rabbid rabbit.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-09-2005, 11:52 PM

Fortunately, this was not important. So the Hobbits and Gandalf rode off into the horizon... aww, aren’t they sweet?

Meneltarmacil · 06-10-2005, 04:17 AM

Unfortunately, they rode right off a 1000-foot cliff.

wilwarin538 · 06-10-2005, 06:18 AM

Fortunately, our 1000 feet is only 1 inch in Middle-Earth.(everyone's giant there

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Gil-Galad · 06-10-2005, 07:01 AM

Unfortunately it was Their 1000-foot cliff(thats a big cliff)

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-10-2005, 07:38 AM

Fortunately, they landed on a trampoline.

The Only Real Estel · 06-10-2005, 10:20 AM

Unfortunately, they landed in the middle of the trampoline - where there was a giant hole.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-10-2005, 10:44 AM

Fortunately, the ground was incredibly soft and they were unhurt.

Meneltarmacil · 06-10-2005, 01:30 PM

Unfortunately, the reason the ground was incredibly soft was because it was actually quicksand, so they started sinking.

The Elf-warrior · 06-10-2005, 03:38 PM

Fortunately some eagles rescued them.

Gil-Galad · 06-10-2005, 04:22 PM

Unfortunately both the eagles and the hobbits sank in the quick sand, and the eagles vow never to help the hobbits again...

Vinyacoriel · 06-10-2005, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, the quick sand was only a doorway to an underground cave, so they didn't drowned in the quick sand.

Kath · 06-10-2005, 04:47 PM

Unfortunately due to the earlier vow of the eagles the Hobbits are now stuck inside then cave.

The Elf-warrior · 06-10-2005, 06:03 PM

Fortunately Merry had a ball of string.

Meneltarmacil · 06-10-2005, 06:44 PM

Unfortunately, it vanished into thin air for absolutely no reason.

Gil-Galad · 06-10-2005, 07:22 PM

fortunately so did the ring, but it and the ball of string transported to the eagles, so it was now the eagles quest to deliver the ring while the hobbits rot

06-08-2005, 06:59 AM	#481
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately they still had eyes and could see the hobbits in a corner __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-08-2005, 10:04 AM	#483
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, as they entered what looked like a peaceful place, THE DRAGON CAME! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-08-2005, 11:00 AM	#484
Maikadurwen Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Beyound the mountains Posts: 115	fortunately the dragon was only one of gandalfs fireworks. __________________ Fantastic!

06-08-2005, 11:20 AM	#485
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it was heading towards them! Dramatic music __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-08-2005, 12:01 PM	#486
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,795	Fortunately, it was too far overhead to hit the hobbits and just made a lovely display as it exploded. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

06-08-2005, 09:24 AM	#482
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Fortunatley it was a group of other hobbits & the fortunate hobbits were far, far away.

06-08-2005, 12:21 PM	#487
Memory of Trees Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Here! Over here!!! Behind that rock. Yes, that is I... Posts: 84	((I apologize for the two "unfortuantes" back there. Kath and I cross-posted...)) Unfortunately, Frodo sprained his neck from staring at the sky for too long. __________________ .~Mem~. "This is work, not Super-Happy-Fun time!"

06-08-2005, 09:44 PM	#488
Vinyacoriel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 59	Fortunately, the hobbits had a cast to wrap his neck in __________________ So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!!

06-08-2005, 11:49 PM	#489
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it was infected! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 06:19 AM	#490
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Fortunately Merry's parents had forced him to go to medical school. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-09-2005, 06:40 AM	#491
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, he always sneaked out of lessons and learned nothing. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 08:07 AM	#492
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Fortunately, Frodo's vaccinations were all up to date so he couldn't catch the infection. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-09-2005, 09:16 AM	#493
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, Pippin did get infected... with the Plague! or was that plaque? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 09:20 AM	#494
Vinyacoriel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 59	Fortunately, Pippen only had plaque, not the Plague. __________________ So there's this totally awsome Ring and there's some lord of it who i think isn't Frodo, but hey, it's a trillogy of tales so rock on!!!

06-09-2005, 09:32 AM	#495
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it was a man-eating plaque!!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 01:59 PM	#496
Bungo Baggins Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The shire Posts: 32	Fortunately, Pippin was a hobbit, not a man and was safe. __________________ "The closer we are to danger, the farther we are from harm. It's the last thing he'll expect."

06-09-2005, 02:24 PM	#497
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, it did not know the difference between a Hobbit and a Man. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-09-2005, 06:02 PM	#498
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Fortunately, man-eating plaques die when they try to eat things that aren't men, so that took care of that.

06-09-2005, 06:22 PM	#499
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, an evil giant snake thing named Bob appeared and started eating everything in sight. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-09-2005, 06:29 PM	#500
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gandalf came to the rescue and killed the snake. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-09-2005, 06:32 PM	#501
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the evil giant snake thing named Bob (who happened to weigh about 50 tons or so) fell on the Hobbits, squishing them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-09-2005, 08:05 PM	#502
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Gandalf was not crushed. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-09-2005, 08:47 PM	#503
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 114	Unfortunately, the Hobbits were. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-09-2005, 08:53 PM	#504
Maikadurwen Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Beyound the mountains Posts: 115	Fortunately those were just cardboard standees of the hobbits that were crushed. The actual hobbits were hiding behind a rock. __________________ Fantastic!

06-09-2005, 09:12 PM	#505
Larien Telemnar Wight Join Date: May 2005 Location: Frogmorton, The Shire, Middle-Earth Posts: 114	Unfortunately the phone book got eaten by a rabbid rabbit. __________________ Oh look! It's a Blog!! What's it do? Pushes button Hammer zings out SPLAT! Flat Hobbit Oh! So that's what it does! Moan

06-09-2005, 11:52 PM	#506
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, this was not important. So the Hobbits and Gandalf rode off into the horizon... aww, aren’t they sweet? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-10-2005, 04:17 AM	#507
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, they rode right off a 1000-foot cliff. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-10-2005, 06:18 AM	#508
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Fortunately, our 1000 feet is only 1 inch in Middle-Earth.(everyone's giant there ) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

06-10-2005, 07:01 AM	#509
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately it was Their 1000-foot cliff(thats a big cliff) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

06-10-2005, 07:38 AM	#510
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, they landed on a trampoline. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-10-2005, 10:20 AM	#511
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Unfortunately, they landed in the middle of the trampoline - where there was a giant hole.

06-10-2005, 10:44 AM	#512
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the ground was incredibly soft and they were unhurt. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-10-2005, 01:30 PM	#513
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the reason the ground was incredibly soft was because it was actually quicksand, so they started sinking. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-10-2005, 03:38 PM	#514
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately some eagles rescued them. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-10-2005, 04:22 PM	#515
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately both the eagles and the hobbits sank in the quick sand, and the eagles vow never to help the hobbits again... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.