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Rikae · 02-02-2007, 06:36 PM

Unfortunately, Strider smelled foul. Or fowl. Or smelled of fowl. Or something like that.

High King Fingolfin · 02-02-2007, 11:35 PM

Fortunately, he took a bath.

Gil-Galad · 02-03-2007, 12:18 PM

Unfortunately, after Strider took his first bath in like 30 years, it turned out that Strider was actually Alatar one of the blue wizards

Rikae · 02-03-2007, 03:43 PM

Fortunately, after he took another bath he became Alatar the White.

Volo · 02-03-2007, 03:45 PM

Unfortunaly, Gandalf was reborn and he (Aragorn) became Alatar the Multicoloured.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-03-2007, 07:45 PM

Fortunately, for he had nothing better to do, he took a nice long bath ....

Rikae · 02-03-2007, 08:14 PM

Unfortunately, he became Alatar the Radioactive.

High King Fingolfin · 02-03-2007, 08:42 PM

Fortunately, he wore lead clothing. (Don't ask me how.)

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-03-2007, 08:48 PM

Unfortunately, it wasnt water proof so the hobbits had to help him.

elronds_daughter · 02-03-2007, 09:28 PM

Fortunately, Hobbits like taking baths. (???)

High King Fingolfin · 02-03-2007, 10:05 PM

Unfortunately, Pippin drowned.

Boromir88 · 02-03-2007, 10:23 PM

Fortunately they just replaced Pippin with Fatty Bolger.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-03-2007, 10:43 PM

Unfortunately, he drowned to, and soon aragon was surrounded by masses of floating dead hobbits in his bath.

Rikae · 02-04-2007, 12:10 PM

Fortunately, his radioactivity resurrected them and gave them super powers.

Volo · 02-04-2007, 12:48 PM

Unfortunaly, the Super Hobbits became evil and replaced the Nazgul as Sauron's generals.

Rikae · 02-04-2007, 12:57 PM

Fortunately, they thought evildoing was too adventurous and uncomfortable and decided to have a smoke-ring contest instead.

Gil-Galad · 02-04-2007, 02:52 PM

Unfortunately, these Smoke-Rings became Evil Smoke-Rings of Potential Doom due to the super-hobbits radioactive powers

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-04-2007, 04:13 PM

Fortunately, scince the nazgul were out of jobs they became good, and started super nine super hero team, to fight the evil smoke rings

High King Fingolfin · 02-04-2007, 08:17 PM

Unfortunately, the Flat Morg-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll came to help them out, forging an unstoppable army of evil. Muahahahahhahahahahahahahah!

Gil-Galad · 02-04-2007, 09:22 PM

Fortunately, other running-gags from this thread came out to support the nice-Nazgul agaienst evil and thus bringing about a civil war of running gags

Good:
Alien-Eating Dog
Mount Zoom
Johnny the Stinky Balrog
Strider the Alatar

and the rest shall be decided by other people that remmber the other running gags...

The 1,000 Reader · 02-04-2007, 10:41 PM

Unfortunately, the Witch-King summoned EA, who gave him an enormous army, freaky spells, a smart warrior troll, a guy who looked like a dwarf, and a name for a Nazgul. The might of Angmar defeated the evil Hobbits, and with the freezing wind power, Strider's bathwater blew towards Mordor and forced it to suffer from horrific plague.

The Might · 02-05-2007, 11:53 AM

Fortunately someone hacked the EA program and deleted Witch-king from it

Gil-Galad · 02-05-2007, 05:10 PM

Unfortunately, that hacker was The Witch-King and a paradox emerged

The 1,000 Reader · 02-05-2007, 11:26 PM

Fortunately, Eru decided to simply do away with the paradox and watch what happened, since restarting the world had gotten typical and boring.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-06-2007, 12:25 AM

Unfortunately, gandalf died.

Rikae · 02-07-2007, 12:22 PM

Fortunately, he came back as "Gandalf the Transparent"; an omnipotent entity never before (or during, or after) seen in Middle Earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-07-2007, 01:19 PM

Unfortunately, the only transparent part of him was... of course... his cloak.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-07-2007, 01:41 PM

Fortunately that year transparent was the new black.

THE Ka · 02-07-2007, 02:57 PM

Unfortunately, like Wilde once said, six months too soon 'the new black' became 'the new Nine' and thus our pauvre Gandalf was ambushed by an confused group of suspicious hobbits with fashion sense...

~ Ka

High King Fingolfin · 02-07-2007, 06:26 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf explained everything to them, and their sense of fashion went away.

The 1,000 Reader · 02-07-2007, 08:00 PM

Unfortunately, Gandalf was still standing the the middle of the Shire with nothing covered up, so he did some jail time.

Gil-Galad · 02-08-2007, 09:31 AM

Fortunately, he only got two hours of jail time in the Shire for public Nudity

High King Fingolfin · 02-08-2007, 03:50 PM

Unfortunately, his cell was under the Water.

Rikae · 02-08-2007, 03:55 PM

Fortunately, he was omnipotent, which meant that the hobbits couldn't create a jail cell G the T couldn't escape. (Whether he could create such a cell, now that's another question...)

The 1,000 Reader · 02-08-2007, 10:28 PM

Unfortunately, he was with a burly cellmate named Bubba.

Gil-Galad · 02-08-2007, 10:47 PM

Fortunately, Bubba helped Gandalf get out of Jail nice and un noticied

The 1,000 Reader · 02-09-2007, 12:52 AM

Unfortunately, Bubba wanted something in return that Gandalf did not want to let Bubba have.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-09-2007, 06:40 AM

Fortunately, gandalf was happy to die in his under water cell.

Gil-Galad · 02-09-2007, 08:25 AM

Unfortunately, his two hours were up so they let Gandalf out

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-09-2007, 09:44 AM

Fortunately (for hobbit dominance of Middle-earth) out of work
Sharkey Shirereeves conspired with Gandalf and Bubba to seize control
of the secret nerve center of Middle-earth (Farmer Maggott's kitchen).

02-02-2007, 11:35 PM	#4322
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, he took a bath. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-03-2007, 12:18 PM	#4323
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, after Strider took his first bath in like 30 years, it turned out that Strider was actually Alatar one of the blue wizards __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-03-2007, 03:45 PM	#4325
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, Gandalf was reborn and he (Aragorn) became Alatar the Multicoloured. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-03-2007, 07:45 PM	#4326
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, for he had nothing better to do, he took a nice long bath .... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-03-2007, 08:42 PM	#4328
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, he wore lead clothing. (Don't ask me how.) __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-02-2007, 06:36 PM	#4321
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, Strider smelled foul. Or fowl. Or smelled of fowl. Or something like that.

02-03-2007, 03:43 PM	#4324
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, after he took another bath he became Alatar the White.

02-03-2007, 08:14 PM	#4327
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, he became Alatar the Radioactive.

02-03-2007, 08:48 PM	#4329
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, it wasnt water proof so the hobbits had to help him. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-03-2007, 09:28 PM	#4330
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 740	Fortunately, Hobbits like taking baths. (???) __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

02-03-2007, 10:05 PM	#4331
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Pippin drowned. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-03-2007, 10:23 PM	#4332
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately they just replaced Pippin with Fatty Bolger. __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-03-2007, 10:43 PM	#4333
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, he drowned to, and soon aragon was surrounded by masses of floating dead hobbits in his bath. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-04-2007, 12:10 PM	#4334
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, his radioactivity resurrected them and gave them super powers.

02-04-2007, 12:48 PM	#4335
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, the Super Hobbits became evil and replaced the Nazgul as Sauron's generals. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

02-04-2007, 12:57 PM	#4336
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, they thought evildoing was too adventurous and uncomfortable and decided to have a smoke-ring contest instead.

02-04-2007, 02:52 PM	#4337
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, these Smoke-Rings became Evil Smoke-Rings of Potential Doom due to the super-hobbits radioactive powers __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-04-2007, 04:13 PM	#4338
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, scince the nazgul were out of jobs they became good, and started super nine super hero team, to fight the evil smoke rings __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-04-2007, 08:17 PM	#4339
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, the Flat Morg-Yak, Were-Feanor, and Bob the Troll came to help them out, forging an unstoppable army of evil. Muahahahahhahahahahahahahah! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-04-2007, 09:22 PM	#4340
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, other running-gags from this thread came out to support the nice-Nazgul agaienst evil and thus bringing about a civil war of running gags Good: Alien-Eating Dog Mount Zoom Johnny the Stinky Balrog Strider the Alatar and the rest shall be decided by other people that remmber the other running gags... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-04-2007, 10:41 PM	#4341
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the Witch-King summoned EA, who gave him an enormous army, freaky spells, a smart warrior troll, a guy who looked like a dwarf, and a name for a Nazgul. The might of Angmar defeated the evil Hobbits, and with the freezing wind power, Strider's bathwater blew towards Mordor and forced it to suffer from horrific plague. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-05-2007, 11:53 AM	#4342
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately someone hacked the EA program and deleted Witch-king from it __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

02-05-2007, 05:10 PM	#4343
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, that hacker was The Witch-King and a paradox emerged __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-05-2007, 11:26 PM	#4344
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Eru decided to simply do away with the paradox and watch what happened, since restarting the world had gotten typical and boring. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-06-2007, 12:25 AM	#4345
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, gandalf died. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-07-2007, 12:22 PM	#4346
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, he came back as "Gandalf the Transparent"; an omnipotent entity never before (or during, or after) seen in Middle Earth.

02-07-2007, 01:19 PM	#4347
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the only transparent part of him was... of course... his cloak. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-07-2007, 01:41 PM	#4348
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Fortunately that year transparent was the new black. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-07-2007, 02:57 PM	#4349
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Unfortunately, like Wilde once said, six months too soon 'the new black' became 'the new Nine' and thus our pauvre Gandalf was ambushed by an confused group of suspicious hobbits with fashion sense... ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-07-2007, 06:26 PM	#4350
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Gandalf explained everything to them, and their sense of fashion went away. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-07-2007, 08:00 PM	#4351
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Gandalf was still standing the the middle of the Shire with nothing covered up, so he did some jail time. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-08-2007, 09:31 AM	#4352
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, he only got two hours of jail time in the Shire for public Nudity __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-08-2007, 03:50 PM	#4353
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, his cell was under the Water. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-08-2007, 03:55 PM	#4354
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, he was omnipotent, which meant that the hobbits couldn't create a jail cell G the T couldn't escape. (Whether he could create such a cell, now that's another question...)

02-08-2007, 10:28 PM	#4355
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he was with a burly cellmate named Bubba. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains