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Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-11-2006, 11:16 PM

Legolas: Where is the train to Hogwarts?

Gimli: I think it's not here.

Legolas: STUPID MAPQUEST!

THE Ka · 02-12-2006, 12:11 AM

Legolas face became disgruntled as a storm cloud was quickly approaching. The cold and warm air pressure systems would be creating even more humidity and the likeliness that his perm would make it through the night was utterly depressing. His entire day had been ruined...

~ Aesthete

Farael · 02-12-2006, 01:07 AM

Gimli tries to pull a prank on Legolas yet after months of traveling without a shower, his body smell gives him away

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-12-2006, 07:21 AM

Legolas can only stare in amazement, as Treebeard starts break-dancing.

OR

Legolas: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Gimli: What? Sweaty and sticky with screaming kids running around and throwing sand at each other?

narfforc · 02-12-2006, 08:12 AM

Legolas invents Middle-Earths first Elven-Bow seat belt

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-12-2006, 12:05 PM

A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep:

Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower?

Gimli: A circle...

edit: My 1000th post.

Oddwen · 02-12-2006, 09:50 PM

The Denethor pic...

Denethor: Doom, doom! My son is dead, we will burn, we will all burn! *pauses* *stares at camera*
Well, look at that! There's a spot on the wall! What do I keep these servants for?!? SERVAAAAAAAAANTS!!! TO ME WITH A DUSTRAG!

The Legimli pic...

Gimli grew increasingly agitated, as repeatedly during his monologues and closeups the elf dodged in front of him to pose.

Or...

L: Gimli, do you hear that?
G: What?
L: Nothing.
G: Fine, then.
L: Do you hear Nothing?
G: I don't hear anything.
L: I can't hear anything either, just Nothing.
G: You hear nothing and nobody?
L: I can't hear Nobody, he's miles away by now. I only hear Nothing.
G: *mutters* Probably because that's what's in your head...
L: I heard that!

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2006, 12:31 AM

Legolas refuses to admit that he has no idea where he is.

OR

Gimli: Are we there yet?

Legolas: No.

Gimli: How about now?

Legolas: NO!

Gimli: Now?

Legolas: Yes.

Gimli: Really?

Legolas: No.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-13-2006, 05:00 AM

Gimli: What is it? What do you see?

Legolas: Shall I describe it to you . . . or shall I find you a booster saddle.

Gimli:

Just tell me what you freakin' see!

Legolas: Krebs cycle.

Gimli:

. . . on second thought, I think I should just have gone with the 'booster saddle' joke.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-13-2006, 06:25 AM

As Legolas is on his most important scouting mission ever, he gets distracted by the german couple having a picnic on his nose.

Gandalf_the _white · 02-13-2006, 07:45 AM

Legolas:I keep hearing this weird noise!! incidentlly wheres Gimli?
Rest of the fellowship(off screen):hes behind you!!!!
Legolas:Oh no he isn't!!
Rest of the fellowship:

Morsul the Dark · 02-13-2006, 11:48 AM

Gimli:so wait a minute Galadrial is already married?
Legolas:yes already
Gimli:but she gave me some hair
Legolas:What she gave you was hair brush which happened to still have hair in it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2006, 12:13 PM

Legolas: Look, it’s the NEW picture!

Wormtoung: Did you fill my bed with termites?

Eowyn: Erm... No?

OR

Wormy: Do you know there is a head in your bed?

Farael · 02-13-2006, 12:28 PM

Eowyn, the King said you have to make your bed and I am not leaving here until you do

narfforc · 02-13-2006, 01:04 PM

Wormtongue: It's no good sulking, you're not having this room, it's mine now.

Kitanna · 02-13-2006, 01:58 PM

Grima: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? Answer the question!

or

Grima: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Now, just answer my question, did you steal my "Best of Michael Jackson" CD?

or

Eowyn knows the Corleone family is after her when she finds a horse head in her bed.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 02-13-2006, 02:04 PM

Grima became furious when he discoverd that Eowyn was wearing his favourit dress.

Meela · 02-13-2006, 02:10 PM

Eowyn: For the last time Grima, I do not want a wax model of you to remember you always by. Now get that thing out of my bed!

mormegil · 02-13-2006, 02:12 PM

Grima: Ahhhh come on...we can have those girl talks. I'm sensitive I promise.

or

Grima: Okay give me the treasure map and you won't get hurt.

Encaitare · 02-13-2006, 02:24 PM

Grima is very confused when he spots a Dixie cup on the wardrobe. Eowyn pretends not to see it, as to speak an Anakronism will get her sent to Mordor.

Maeggaladiel · 02-13-2006, 02:26 PM

When the cabinets were full, Eowyn began hiding the rest of the dead bodies under her bed. No one would ever notice...

Grima: Did your bed get... taller somehow?

Eowyn: *well, now I have to kill him too...*

It was a never-ending cycle.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-13-2006, 02:39 PM

Grima: Is that a wig?

OR

Eowyn really DID have eyes in the back of her head!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-13-2006, 04:47 PM

You know when you get back to their place, and the room's a tip? Puts you right off.

Lalwendë · 02-13-2006, 05:25 PM

The latest Tracy Emin art show comes to Meduseld.

Grima: "You see, I just love the dichotomy that this suggests. Taken in the everyday context it would be little more than a mess, but placed in the Art Gallery it suggests something tragic, almost biblical."

Eowyn: "No, I still don't get it."

THE Ka · 02-13-2006, 05:54 PM

Grima: Give it up Eowyn, you're just not angst teenage attitude enough to cry in your bed all day while listening to Here I am in darkness of my darkness which is very dark, gah... Sssss! by Orc Wasteland...

~ Aesthete

Glirdan · 02-13-2006, 06:00 PM

Grima: Look what you've done!! You've gotten us all the way to Rohan! How in Eru's name did you manage that!?

Eowyn: Simple! I used MapQuest!!

or

If Grima had known that Eowyn was a Wolf, maybe he wouldn't have asked her if her bed had gotten taller. (Play off of Maeggaladiel)

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-13-2006, 08:43 PM

Wormtongue: Who knows what you've spoken to the dark watches of the night, when the walls of your bower seem to close in about you; a hutch to trammel some wild thing in. How 'bout it, baby? Will you be my wild thing?

(Thanks, Oddie. This is hilarious! )

littlemanpoet · 02-13-2006, 09:55 PM

Gríma practices his lines on a manequin.

or

Gríma's Michael Jackson manequin needed some work.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-14-2006, 12:34 AM

When you are the prime suspect for a murder, there is one thing you shouldn't say...

Grima: Don't look in the bed!

OR

Grima: All right, I give up! Where's the money?

Lhunardawen · 02-14-2006, 01:43 AM

(playing off Rune)
Grima: Answer me, Eowyn. Why are you wearing your uncle's favorite dress?

OR

Grima: You ask me why I'm wearing black on Valentine's Day? What does this Faramir have that I don't, that's what I want to know.

OR

Eowyn: Grima, what's my Barbie doll doing there?

OR

The sheriffs accidentally killed the Seer. One of the sheriffs is actually the Cobbler and tries to make the other sheriff guilty of hunting the Seer.

OR

The Lovers are having a tiff.
Grima: I told you not to let my fellow wolf be lynched!

Okay, that's enough for now.

Rimbaud · 02-14-2006, 07:06 AM

Grima: I just wanted to make my clothes out of a bedsheet, like you have. Is that a crime?

Holbytlass · 02-14-2006, 08:19 AM

Grima: Does he look blue to you?

The Only Real Estel · 02-14-2006, 11:13 AM

The last two villagers enter the home of Theodred only to find him violently maimed by the final wolf and the wolf-to-villager ratio now even...

Grima (wolf): “Sucks for you babe. Sucks for you...”

Maeggaladiel · 02-14-2006, 01:50 PM

Grima figured that if he stared at her long enough, she'd get uncomfortable. Then she'd HAVE to talk to him! <3

OR

Grima: So it's NOT her natural hair color!!

OR

When the piles of clothes came up to their knees, Eowyn knew that Grima had been skipping out on his laundry duties.

JennyHallu · 02-14-2006, 02:01 PM

Grima: To get to the other side! Get it?

Eowyn: Um...No.

Grima: Well then how about this one?

Eowyn: Um...No.

Grima: Have you NO sense of humor?!?

Eowyn: Um...No.

Lalwendë · 02-14-2006, 04:01 PM

Flatmates from Hell

Grima: "He's my best mate and he's been kicked out of his flat. You don't mind if he sleeps in your bed while you're out at Uni all day do you?"

The Only Real Estel · 02-14-2006, 04:02 PM

Appropriate for the day...

Grima: "Oh come on, it's not a difficult question Eowyn! Will you or will you not be my valentine?"

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2006, 05:41 PM

Grima: your eyes are like the pits of Orthanc and i'm a sleeping Ent being thrown into it

Glirdan · 02-14-2006, 05:46 PM

I'm sorry for this corny pickup line, but I can't resist.

Grima: Do you work at Subway? Because you're hot, fresh and toasty!

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The Elf-warrior · 02-14-2006, 10:32 PM

Eowyn starts to wonder if Grima is a vampire.

02-11-2006, 11:16 PM	#9561
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Two for the price of one! Legolas: Where is the train to Hogwarts? Gimli: I think it's not here. Legolas: STUPID MAPQUEST! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-12-2006, 12:11 AM	#9562
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Memoirs of a Elven hairdresser... Legolas face became disgruntled as a storm cloud was quickly approaching. The cold and warm air pressure systems would be creating even more humidity and the likeliness that his perm would make it through the night was utterly depressing. His entire day had been ruined... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 02-12-2006 at 12:12 AM. Reason: D'Accord! 900th post!

02-12-2006, 01:07 AM	#9563
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Gimli tries to pull a prank on Legolas yet after months of traveling without a shower, his body smell gives him away __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-12-2006, 07:21 AM	#9564
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Legolas can only stare in amazement, as Treebeard starts break-dancing. OR Legolas: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Gimli: What? Sweaty and sticky with screaming kids running around and throwing sand at each other? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2006, 08:12 AM	#9565
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Legolas invents Middle-Earths first Elven-Bow seat belt __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-12-2006, 12:05 PM	#9566
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	A simple game that had kept the two amused since Helm's Deep: Legolas: You have to press a little harder or I can't feel it. Umm, is it... a house? A flower? Gimli: A circle... edit: My 1000th post. __________________ Fenris Wolf

02-12-2006, 09:50 PM	#9567
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	The Denethor pic... Denethor: Doom, doom! My son is dead, we will burn, we will all burn! pauses stares at camera Well, look at that! There's a spot on the wall! What do I keep these servants for?!? SERVAAAAAAAAANTS!!! TO ME WITH A DUSTRAG! The Legimli pic... Gimli grew increasingly agitated, as repeatedly during his monologues and closeups the elf dodged in front of him to pose. Or... L: Gimli, do you hear that? G: What? L: Nothing. G: Fine, then. L: Do you hear Nothing? G: I don't hear anything. L: I can't hear anything either, just Nothing. G: You hear nothing and nobody? L: I can't hear Nobody, he's miles away by now. I only hear Nothing. G: mutters Probably because that's what's in your head... L: I heard that! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-13-2006, 12:31 AM	#9568
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Legolas refuses to admit that he has no idea where he is. OR Gimli: Are we there yet? Legolas: No. Gimli: How about now? Legolas: NO! Gimli: Now? Legolas: Yes. Gimli: Really? Legolas: No. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-13-2006, 05:00 AM	#9569
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Thanks, THE Ka and Farael. Gimli: What is it? What do you see? Legolas: Shall I describe it to you . . . or shall I find you a booster saddle. Gimli: Just tell me what you freakin' see! Legolas: Krebs cycle. Gimli: . . . on second thought, I think I should just have gone with the 'booster saddle' joke. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-13-2006, 07:45 AM	#9571
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Panto season in Middle-Earth!!! Legolas:I keep hearing this weird noise!! incidentlly wheres Gimli? Rest of the fellowship(off screen):hes behind you!!!! Legolas:Oh no he isn't!! Rest of the fellowship:

02-13-2006, 11:48 AM	#9572
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Gimli:so wait a minute Galadrial is already married? Legolas:yes already Gimli:but she gave me some hair Legolas:What she gave you was hair brush which happened to still have hair in it. __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

02-13-2006, 12:13 PM	#9573
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Good Evening. Now its time for the News at Ten. Legolas: Look, it’s the NEW picture! Wormtoung: Did you fill my bed with termites? Eowyn: Erm... No? OR Wormy: Do you know there is a head in your bed? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-13-2006, 12:28 PM	#9574
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Eowyn, the King said you have to make your bed and I am not leaving here until you do __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-13-2006, 01:04 PM	#9575
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,307	Wormtongue: It's no good sulking, you're not having this room, it's mine now. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-13-2006, 01:58 PM	#9576
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Grima: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck, could chuck wood? Answer the question! or Grima: We can do this the easy way or the hard way. Now, just answer my question, did you steal my "Best of Michael Jackson" CD? or Eowyn knows the Corleone family is after her when she finds a horse head in her bed. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-13-2006, 02:10 PM	#9578
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Eowyn: For the last time Grima, I do not want a wax model of you to remember you always by. Now get that thing out of my bed! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-13-2006, 02:12 PM	#9579
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Grima: Ahhhh come on...we can have those girl talks. I'm sensitive I promise. or Grima: Okay give me the treasure map and you won't get hurt. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-13-2006, 02:24 PM	#9580
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 2,033	Grima is very confused when he spots a Dixie cup on the wardrobe. Eowyn pretends not to see it, as to speak an Anakronism will get her sent to Mordor.

02-13-2006, 02:26 PM	#9581
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	When the cabinets were full, Eowyn began hiding the rest of the dead bodies under her bed. No one would ever notice... Grima: Did your bed get... taller somehow? Eowyn: well, now I have to kill him too... It was a never-ending cycle. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-13-2006, 02:39 PM	#9582
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Grima: Is that a wig? OR Eowyn really DID have eyes in the back of her head! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-13-2006, 04:47 PM	#9583
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	You know when you get back to their place, and the room's a tip? Puts you right off. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-13-2006, 05:25 PM	#9584
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The latest Tracy Emin art show comes to Meduseld. Grima: "You see, I just love the dichotomy that this suggests. Taken in the everyday context it would be little more than a mess, but placed in the Art Gallery it suggests something tragic, almost biblical." Eowyn: "No, I still don't get it." __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-13-2006, 05:54 PM	#9585
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Grima: Give it up Eowyn, you're just not angst teenage attitude enough to cry in your bed all day while listening to Here I am in darkness of my darkness which is very dark, gah... Sssss! by Orc Wasteland... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-13-2006, 06:00 PM	#9586
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Grima: Look what you've done!! You've gotten us all the way to Rohan! How in Eru's name did you manage that!? Eowyn: Simple! I used MapQuest!! or If Grima had known that Eowyn was a Wolf, maybe he wouldn't have asked her if her bed had gotten taller. (Play off of Maeggaladiel) __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

02-13-2006, 08:43 PM	#9587
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Can't resist . . . Wormtongue: Who knows what you've spoken to the dark watches of the night, when the walls of your bower seem to close in about you; a hutch to trammel some wild thing in. How 'bout it, baby? Will you be my wild thing? (Thanks, Oddie. This is hilarious! ) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-13-2006, 09:55 PM	#9588
littlemanpoet Itinerant Songster Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Edge of Faerie Posts: 7,072	Gríma practices his lines on a manequin. or Gríma's Michael Jackson manequin needed some work.

02-14-2006, 12:34 AM	#9589
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	When you are the prime suspect for a murder, there is one thing you shouldn't say... Grima: Don't look in the bed! OR Grima: All right, I give up! Where's the money? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-14-2006, 01:43 AM	#9590
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	(playing off Rune) Grima: Answer me, Eowyn. Why are you wearing your uncle's favorite dress? OR Grima: You ask me why I'm wearing black on Valentine's Day? What does this Faramir have that I don't, that's what I want to know. OR Eowyn: Grima, what's my Barbie doll doing there? OR The sheriffs accidentally killed the Seer. One of the sheriffs is actually the Cobbler and tries to make the other sheriff guilty of hunting the Seer. OR The Lovers are having a tiff. Grima: I told you not to let my fellow wolf be lynched! Okay, that's enough for now.

02-14-2006, 07:06 AM	#9591
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Grima: I just wanted to make my clothes out of a bedsheet, like you have. Is that a crime? __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-14-2006, 08:19 AM	#9592
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Grima: Does he look blue to you? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

02-14-2006, 11:13 AM	#9593
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	The last two villagers enter the home of Theodred only to find him violently maimed by the final wolf and the wolf-to-villager ratio now even... Grima (wolf): “Sucks for you babe. Sucks for you...”

02-14-2006, 01:50 PM	#9594
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	Grima figured that if he stared at her long enough, she'd get uncomfortable. Then she'd HAVE to talk to him! <3 OR Grima: So it's NOT her natural hair color!! OR When the piles of clothes came up to their knees, Eowyn knew that Grima had been skipping out on his laundry duties. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-14-2006, 02:01 PM	#9595
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,686	Grima: To get to the other side! Get it? Eowyn: Um...No. Grima: Well then how about this one? Eowyn: Um...No. Grima: Have you NO sense of humor?!? Eowyn: Um...No. __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-14-2006, 04:01 PM	#9596
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Flatmates from Hell Grima: "He's my best mate and he's been kicked out of his flat. You don't mind if he sleeps in your bed while you're out at Uni all day do you?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-14-2006, 04:02 PM	#9597
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Happy Valentine's Day!!! Appropriate for the day... Grima: "Oh come on, it's not a difficult question Eowyn! Will you or will you not be my valentine?"