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Boromir88 · 10-24-2005, 07:05 PM

Aragorn contemplates chopping off Theoden's head after insulting his Mom.

or...

Aragorn: Arwen! What are you doing here?

Arwen: Who was that blonde chick you were hugging?

Edit:

Seeing Gandalf's pick, which is hilarious...How about the old...

Bilbo sees Gandalf the Grey...uncloaked.

or...

Bilbo tries to star in the new movie...Exorcist: The Bilbo Baggins Story.

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-24-2005, 07:15 PM

Visitors to Bag End soon learned not to call before Bilbo had finished his first cup of coffee of the morning.

Holbytlass · 10-24-2005, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Only Real Estel

The moment of the lynching draws near as the lynchees are herded onto the lynching platform...

Aragorn: "This has got to be the biggest mass lynching ever. Who's idea was this!?"

His *pointing up*

Bilbo pic: Must be a full moon

The Only Real Estel · 10-24-2005, 08:31 PM

Diary of an innocent villager
---------------------

DAY one: We lynch our seer

NIGHT one: The cursed is found by the wolves.

DAY two: We lynch our hunter

NIGHT three: Our ranger is found by the wolves.

DAY four: The cursed transforms. (see inclosed photo)

Valesse · 10-24-2005, 09:25 PM

Theoden sighs heavily: "Okay...think...where did I last see my gameboy..."

Kitanna · 10-24-2005, 10:09 PM

Theoden's nails were considered weapons in seventy-nine countries.

or

Theoden didn't age like wine, he aged like milk.

Gurthang · 10-24-2005, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitanna

Theoden didn't age like wine, he aged like milk.

Meaning he got sour and stinky.

But on to originality:

Theoden's barber cancelled his appointment... for the 73rd time!

OR

Theoden decides that the leather coat would have been a better choice than the rabbit's fur he got. But alas, the Gap of Rohan is closed for the weekend.

OR

Even getting to ride in the pony chair on the carousel couldn't cheer Theoden up.

Alcarillo · 10-24-2005, 10:31 PM

Theoden was 267 days into his no-bath regimen. He was so close to beating Aragorn's record, he could almost feel victory in his dry, rough hands that very moment.

mormegil · 10-24-2005, 10:45 PM

Theoden sat pondering the punishment to be issued to Grima for leaving him in his bath for too long

On a serious note I think we might be getting too many pictures...we need to milk one for all it's worth

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2005, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mormegil

On a serious note I think we might be getting too many pictures...we need to milk one for all it's worth

I think there should be at least 20 captions to a picture unless it’s a really good one!

__________________________________________________ ________________

Théoden: You have no power here, Gandalf the grey!

Gandalf: No, you have no power here, Théoden King!

Théoden: Aww. But I like power!

OR

No one turned up for Théoden’s 111th birthday party.

OR YET

Théoden doesn’t get the joke.

Gothmog · 10-25-2005, 04:23 AM

Theoden had always been a big fan of Gandalf, but somehow he didn't manage to get that "old, wise, longbearded" look. All he got was "old, bearded" look.

OR

Theoden: Come on Grima, you're terrible at hide and seek! I've been sitting here 25 years now!

OR

Theoden mumbling to himself:...A sore day! A hmm... A green day...Blue day? Ahh red day! And then: Ride now, ride to ruin and the world's beginning. LIFE! No, not enough drama. The world's ending and death! That's it! Have to remember that one.

OR

Theoden Crusoe hadn't seen a ship for 10 years when the pirates found him.

mormegil · 10-25-2005, 06:43 AM

Theoden ponders on how best to handle his newest problem

Theoden: Ummm Grima be a good lad and come here

Grima: Yes King what is it?

Theoden: Come near...*whisper* I think I've soiled myself.

malkatoj · 10-25-2005, 07:04 AM

Theoden: Maybe I shouldn't have genetically engineered my hair to glow...

Rimbaud · 10-25-2005, 07:10 AM

Thanks to a simple misunderstanding regarding size, the pair of Trojan horses ordered by the King were far less impressive than he had hoped.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 10-25-2005, 07:35 AM

Theoden:

"Here I sit, broken-hearted,
Paid a dime..."

(With profound apologies to, well, pretty much everyone.)

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-25-2005, 07:46 AM

The exact moment where Theoden who's motto was: I will never ever use up all funds to build a giant useless Ceramic penquin! realises he might have made a mistake, giving that artist free hands to make a monument to the Kingdom of Rohan.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 10-25-2005, 07:52 AM

It was ok to be a werewolf but shedding hair every day was nasty.

or

"Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all
gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends..."

Meela · 10-25-2005, 08:17 AM

Gandalf confused the 'draw out all evil' spell with 'turn into frozen statue'.

Morsul the Dark · 10-25-2005, 08:26 AM

Theoden: ok so......there was kili fili ori nori....bombor hes the big one right
Bilbo:It doesn't matter they just came in for tea that day!
Theoden attempts to follow Bilbo's story but with so many dsdwarves he gets lost

Boromir88 · 10-25-2005, 08:45 AM

Theoden regrets entering into a staring contest with Gandalf, which has been going on for 73 and a half years.

CaptainofDespair · 10-25-2005, 09:01 AM

Theoden had not been eager to go out and play with the other Rohirrim boys. Instead, he stayed on his throne, protecting it as if someone might come and steal it from him. Looking back on it all, Theoden felt sad. He knew he had missed out on a great opportunity, especially when told what they had done to young Hama.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2005, 09:12 AM

Théoden doesn’t even realise that someone has taken his newspaper.

mormegil · 10-25-2005, 09:23 AM

At this stage in life mere triffles of war and betrayal could not dismay Theoden King especially when his favorite elf was on the line and he needed to roll a natural 20 to save him....needless to say that die sat in his hand for a long time.

(look at this right hand)

**The Saucepan Man** · 10-25-2005, 09:35 AM

Theoden was seriously considering asking for a refund on his stress ball.

Rimbaud · 10-25-2005, 09:38 AM

Theoden began to seriously regret choosing an Entish barber.

Gothmog · 10-25-2005, 10:08 AM

Not even his favourite feathery friend Chico the Chicken could cheer Theoden up.
(and with those looks, it was the only chick who liked him

)

OR

Theoden sat and remember the proud man he had met. His hero, his idol. The only thing he had left of Aragorn was some dirt that had come off his hair...

OR

Theoden still clutched the crumpled letter of refuse that he had gotten in return for his 3 feet loveletter to Galadriel... just couldn't get over it... "like you as a friend"? Bah!

Valesse · 10-25-2005, 10:25 AM

It hit Theoden, King of Rohan, slowly but the effect would be everlasting. He was in no way a David Bowie look alike and the long, teased hair would never work....no matter what Grima told him.

OR

Theoden knew he was never any good at freeze tag, but did the other Rohirrim have to take advantage it so sorely?

OR

Theoden, outside of public knowledge, had a terrible case of insomina, and it wasn't uncommon to find him up at early hours reviewing RohanTV's late night game/talk shows.

(There was actually a television station called "Rohan TV". I'm in the process of trying to buy their road sign for my bedroom.)

Bêthberry · 10-25-2005, 10:29 AM

Theoden to himself: "Why the Dickens do they want me to look like Miss Haversham? I meant for the best when I adopted Estellowyn."

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2005, 10:52 AM

When Gandalf announces that the old and long bearded look was out of fashion, Théoden had to come to terms with no longer being in style.

OR

The horrid effects of Gandalf the grey uncloaked. This man is actually 24 years old.

mormegil · 10-25-2005, 11:47 AM

Theoden at his AA meeting

"Alcohol ruined my life I'm 36 years old"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2005, 11:58 AM

When you are superglued to your chair, sometimes it's a lifelong ordeal.

OR

Théoden: "I wish these horses would pull my chariot!"

Mithalwen · 10-25-2005, 01:00 PM

Theoden never gave up hope. He had been waiting for his blind date to show up for 25 years....

The Only Real Estel · 10-25-2005, 01:36 PM

No Red Sox...no Yankees...Theoden realized that all of a sudden he cared very little about the outcome of the World Series.

The Only Real Estel · 10-25-2005, 01:43 PM

Playing off of Hookbill and Mormegil:

A reporter for the Rohirrim Report came upon a decrepit old man, seemingly the oldest that Rohan had ever seen.

Reporter: "How do you do it!?"

Old man: "Well, I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of liquor, and stay up all night going to parties."

Reporter: "That's wonderful! How old are you anyway?"

"Old" man: "26."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-25-2005, 02:19 PM

Théoden's been listening to Hotel California backwards now for 3 straight weeks; but he just can't decipher any hidden messages.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-25-2005, 02:24 PM

201 pages, 8002 posts. And Crazy Captions still fails to amuse Théoden.

Glirdan · 10-25-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

201 pages, 8002 posts. And Crazy Captions still fails to amuse Théoden.

No, he was much more interested in the Fortunately/Unfortunately jokes and puns.

Valesse · 10-25-2005, 05:35 PM

Theoden whispered hoarsely to himself, watching the movie for the sixth time that night while the other's slept... "But how could there not be any spoon? He's holding it..."

OR

It was then as Gandalf the White stepped through the doors of the hall, haunty elf, surly dwarf, and mangly-bearded human intoe, that Theoden reconsidered the design for the back of his new throne.

OR

Behold! This is the fate of Sleeping Beauty, were she to sleep with her eyes open.

gralin musicteeth · 10-25-2005, 07:36 PM

"Paul is dead! I got it that time! Miss him, miss him...cranberry sauce?"

(P.S. Sorry to non-beatles fans...you probably won't get that)

The Only Real Estel · 10-25-2005, 08:46 PM

Although Downsaholics Anonymous proved to be a good support group, it was becoming increasingly more difficult for poor Theoden to keep his addiction to the Downs a secret.

10-24-2005, 07:05 PM	#7961
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Aragorn contemplates chopping off Theoden's head after insulting his Mom. or... Aragorn: Arwen! What are you doing here? Arwen: Who was that blonde chick you were hugging? Edit: Seeing Gandalf's pick, which is hilarious...How about the old... Bilbo sees Gandalf the Grey...uncloaked. or... Bilbo tries to star in the new movie...Exorcist: The Bilbo Baggins Story. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 10-24-2005 at 07:10 PM.

10-24-2005, 07:15 PM	#7962
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Visitors to Bag End soon learned not to call before Bilbo had finished his first cup of coffee of the morning. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! Last edited by The Saucepan Man; 10-24-2005 at 07:59 PM.

10-24-2005, 09:25 PM	#7965
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Theoden sighs heavily: "Okay...think...where did I last see my gameboy..." __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-24-2005, 10:09 PM	#7966
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,390	Theoden's nails were considered weapons in seventy-nine countries. or Theoden didn't age like wine, he aged like milk. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-24-2005, 10:45 PM	#7969
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Theoden sat pondering the punishment to be issued to Grima for leaving him in his bath for too long On a serious note I think we might be getting too many pictures...we need to milk one for all it's worth __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-24-2005, 08:31 PM	#7964
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Diary of an innocent villager --------------------- DAY one: We lynch our seer NIGHT one: The cursed is found by the wolves. DAY two: We lynch our hunter NIGHT three: Our ranger is found by the wolves. DAY four: The cursed transforms. (see inclosed photo)

10-24-2005, 10:31 PM	#7968
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,032	Theoden was 267 days into his no-bath regimen. He was so close to beating Aragorn's record, he could almost feel victory in his dry, rough hands that very moment.

10-25-2005, 04:23 AM	#7971
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 443	Theoden had always been a big fan of Gandalf, but somehow he didn't manage to get that "old, wise, longbearded" look. All he got was "old, bearded" look. OR Theoden: Come on Grima, you're terrible at hide and seek! I've been sitting here 25 years now! OR Theoden mumbling to himself:...A sore day! A hmm... A green day...Blue day? Ahh red day! And then: Ride now, ride to ruin and the world's beginning. LIFE! No, not enough drama. The world's ending and death! That's it! Have to remember that one. OR Theoden Crusoe hadn't seen a ship for 10 years when the pirates found him. __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-25-2005, 06:43 AM	#7972
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Theoden ponders on how best to handle his newest problem Theoden: Ummm Grima be a good lad and come here Grima: Yes King what is it? Theoden: Come near...whisper I think I've soiled myself. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-25-2005, 07:04 AM	#7973
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 186	Theoden: Maybe I shouldn't have genetically engineered my hair to glow... __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

10-25-2005, 07:10 AM	#7974
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Thanks to a simple misunderstanding regarding size, the pair of Trojan horses ordered by the King were far less impressive than he had hoped. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-25-2005, 07:35 AM	#7975
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Theoden: "Here I sit, broken-hearted, Paid a dime..." (With profound apologies to, well, pretty much everyone.)

10-25-2005, 07:52 AM	#7977
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,267	It was ok to be a werewolf but shedding hair every day was nasty. or "Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends..." __________________ Fenris Wolf

10-25-2005, 08:17 AM	#7978
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Gandalf confused the 'draw out all evil' spell with 'turn into frozen statue'. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

10-25-2005, 08:26 AM	#7979
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,502	Theoden: ok so......there was kili fili ori nori....bombor hes the big one right Bilbo:It doesn't matter they just came in for tea that day! Theoden attempts to follow Bilbo's story but with so many dsdwarves he gets lost __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

10-25-2005, 08:45 AM	#7980
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Theoden regrets entering into a staring contest with Gandalf, which has been going on for 73 and a half years. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-25-2005, 09:01 AM	#7981
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 452	Theoden had not been eager to go out and play with the other Rohirrim boys. Instead, he stayed on his throne, protecting it as if someone might come and steal it from him. Looking back on it all, Theoden felt sad. He knew he had missed out on a great opportunity, especially when told what they had done to young Hama.

10-25-2005, 09:12 AM	#7982
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Théoden doesn’t even realise that someone has taken his newspaper. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2005, 09:23 AM	#7983
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	At this stage in life mere triffles of war and betrayal could not dismay Theoden King especially when his favorite elf was on the line and he needed to roll a natural 20 to save him....needless to say that die sat in his hand for a long time. (look at this right hand) __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-25-2005, 09:35 AM	#7984
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Focusing once again on the right hand ... Theoden was seriously considering asking for a refund on his stress ball. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

10-25-2005, 09:38 AM	#7985
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Theoden began to seriously regret choosing an Entish barber. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-25-2005, 10:08 AM	#7986
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 443	Right-Hand Jokes Not even his favourite feathery friend Chico the Chicken could cheer Theoden up. (and with those looks, it was the only chick who liked him) OR Theoden sat and remember the proud man he had met. His hero, his idol. The only thing he had left of Aragorn was some dirt that had come off his hair... OR Theoden still clutched the crumpled letter of refuse that he had gotten in return for his 3 feet loveletter to Galadriel... just couldn't get over it... "like you as a friend"? Bah! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-25-2005, 10:25 AM	#7987
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	It hit Theoden, King of Rohan, slowly but the effect would be everlasting. He was in no way a David Bowie look alike and the long, teased hair would never work....no matter what Grima told him. OR Theoden knew he was never any good at freeze tag, but did the other Rohirrim have to take advantage it so sorely? OR Theoden, outside of public knowledge, had a terrible case of insomina, and it wasn't uncommon to find him up at early hours reviewing RohanTV's late night game/talk shows. (There was actually a television station called "Rohan TV". I'm in the process of trying to buy their road sign for my bedroom.) __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-25-2005, 10:29 AM	#7988
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,170	Theoden to himself: "Why the Dickens do they want me to look like Miss Haversham? I meant for the best when I adopted Estellowyn." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-25-2005, 10:52 AM	#7989
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	When Gandalf announces that the old and long bearded look was out of fashion, Théoden had to come to terms with no longer being in style. OR The horrid effects of Gandalf the grey uncloaked. This man is actually 24 years old. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2005, 11:47 AM	#7990
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Got the idea from Hookbill Theoden at his AA meeting "Alcohol ruined my life I'm 36 years old" __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-25-2005, 11:58 AM	#7991
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	When you are superglued to your chair, sometimes it's a lifelong ordeal. OR Théoden: "I wish these horses would pull my chariot!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2005, 01:00 PM	#7992
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	Mature monarch with golden halls and many horses WLTM... Theoden never gave up hope. He had been waiting for his blind date to show up for 25 years.... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-25-2005, 01:36 PM	#7993
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	No Red Sox...no Yankees...Theoden realized that all of a sudden he cared very little about the outcome of the World Series.

10-25-2005, 01:43 PM	#7994
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	double post Playing off of Hookbill and Mormegil: A reporter for the Rohirrim Report came upon a decrepit old man, seemingly the oldest that Rohan had ever seen. Reporter: "How do you do it!?" Old man: "Well, I smoke five packs of cigarettes a day, drink a case of liquor, and stay up all night going to parties." Reporter: "That's wonderful! How old are you anyway?" "Old" man: "26."

10-25-2005, 02:19 PM	#7995
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Théoden's been listening to Hotel California backwards now for 3 straight weeks; but he just can't decipher any hidden messages. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

10-25-2005, 02:24 PM	#7996
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	201 pages, 8002 posts. And Crazy Captions still fails to amuse Théoden. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2005, 05:35 PM	#7998
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 654	Theoden whispered hoarsely to himself, watching the movie for the sixth time that night while the other's slept... "But how could there not be any spoon? He's holding it..." OR It was then as Gandalf the White stepped through the doors of the hall, haunty elf, surly dwarf, and mangly-bearded human intoe, that Theoden reconsidered the design for the back of his new throne. OR Behold! This is the fate of Sleeping Beauty, were she to sleep with her eyes open. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

10-25-2005, 07:36 PM	#7999
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 384	"Paul is dead! I got it that time! Miss him, miss him...cranberry sauce?" (P.S. Sorry to non-beatles fans...you probably won't get that) __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

10-25-2005, 08:46 PM	#8000
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Although Downsaholics Anonymous proved to be a good support group, it was becoming increasingly more difficult for poor Theoden to keep his addiction to the Downs a secret.