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Hookbill the Goomba · 01-20-2006, 03:04 PM

Denethor stares strangely at the new picture.

Merry: Treebeard is coming back.

Pippin: Quick! Grab the stuff and lets get out of here!

OR

Pippin: *thinking* If I hit knock him out with this plate, and then cover his head with this mug, I'll take his wallet no problem.

Glirdan · 01-20-2006, 03:21 PM

Pippin: Merry! What is it!?

Merry: It's so horrible, yet I can't look away!! Oh no, he's coming closer!

Pippin: Who's coming cl...OH NO IT'S GANDALF!! Shield your eyes!!

mormegil · 01-20-2006, 03:40 PM

While Merry is admiring the solar eclipse Pippin just can't figure out where to look.

Anguirel · 01-20-2006, 03:52 PM

The Hobbits exchange disconsolate glances as they realise Treebeard has left only potassium nitrite nutrients for them to eat...

Meela · 01-20-2006, 06:51 PM

Young Pippin still needs help understanding basic measurements, but Master Merry has long since given up hope.

Pippin: So... which of these is a pint?
Merry: For the last time, we are not dealing with pints!
Pippin: So... it's a half-pint?
Merry: *tears hair out and vows never to take Pippin to the Prancing Pony again*

OR

Merry is hurt by Treebeard's favoritism when Pippin is given more Entdraught.

Gandalf_the _white · 01-20-2006, 06:52 PM

Merry: (Frozen in horror)
Pippin: What u staring at? (looks) its only Gandalf! Wait a minute! Whats he doing? Oh no! Sneak uncloaking!!!!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 01-20-2006, 09:20 PM

Pippin wants to start a band:

Pippin Why not? I will play this drum and you can play on this. . . ehh thing!

or

Pippin discovers that Merry has been urinating in his bowl with Entdraught.

Valesse · 01-20-2006, 09:33 PM

Merry kept alert so that he might be ready at any moment for a pigtailed girl, lion, scarecrow and tin man to make their appearance. However, much to his horror and shame, he had forgotten that they were indeed closer to the old south road instead of the yellow bricked one.

Holbytlass · 01-21-2006, 08:22 AM

Merry: I think I see an Entwife.
Pippin: Really?! How can you tell the difference?

Mithalwen · 01-21-2006, 11:00 AM

Pippin: "What do you mean you can see a giant polar bear? That isn't in the script...

Kath · 01-21-2006, 11:01 AM

Pippin was too distracted to notice that a silvery hand had begun to grow out of the bowl and was slowly strangling him with his own scarf.

narfforc · 01-21-2006, 11:37 AM

Pippin to Merry: What are you staring at?

Merry; I don't know, but there is something very familiar about this place. It is almost as if we are in The Old Forest

Pippin: Where's that then?

Merry: Near the Shire , where Tom Bombadil saved us from Old Man Willow.

Pippin: Who the hell are they?, I've never heard of them.

Old Man Willow: HOOOOOOM thought you'd got away did you, I'm a friend of Director.

The Only Real Estel · 01-21-2006, 11:38 AM

Not this again...

Merry: "Am I...Lost?"

Pippin: "Merry, what are you talking about? What is a 'TV series'?"

Elu Ancalime · 01-21-2006, 01:39 PM

Look both ways before you cross a Forest.

OR

Merry: Whoa, Pippen! It's an Entwife! Look your Right!

Pippin: <looks left> Where!?

Merry: Other right!!!

Pippen: <turns around> Where?

Merry: Oops, that was Quickbeam. Sorry QB!
________
COLORADO MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES

Gurthang · 01-21-2006, 02:09 PM

Pippin: "Merry, are we...Lost?"
Merry: "Stupid MapQuest!"

OR

Pippin: "All the food's gone!"
Merry: "But that means... there's someone who's hungrier than we were!"
Pippin: "I didn't think that was possible!"

OR

Pippin spots a spider crawling out of Merry's ear.

AND

Pippin is so distracted by the spider in Merry's ear that he doesn't notice the rock that is eating his foot.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-21-2006, 02:41 PM

Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-21-2006, 02:57 PM

Pippin: I can't see where I'm going!

Merry: Aren’t you wearing your contact lenses?

Pippin: No, a dog ran off with them.

01-21-2006, 03:44 PM

Merry: Oh, Pippin. What have I said? What have I done? A madness has come over me!

Pippin: You...told me you were not hungry...

Merry: *gasp*

Gothmog · 01-21-2006, 04:50 PM

Pippin: Merry, is that you? Come here and help me, these contacts Treebeard left is too big. Besides, I have no idea what to do with this fake ent-nose!

OR

Pippin to the 7 feet tall Merry: How much did you drink, you said?
The 7 feet tall Merry: Uhhh... Only a mouthful, I swear. I swear by my right arm!
Pippin: That was my next question... You don't have a right arm!

The Elf-warrior · 01-21-2006, 08:30 PM

Pippin: "Merry, get through your head it's a bird, not a plane or Superman!"

Lhunardawen · 01-22-2006, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eomer of the Rohirrim

Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin.

Pippin: "WHAT?! But Eomer told me this is how you apply it..."
Merry: "That was for eyeliner, foolofaTook."

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-22-2006, 02:23 AM

While Merry is distracted, Pippin wonders how tasty he could be.

Lalwendë · 01-22-2006, 10:41 AM

Pippin: "Look, will you hurry up and decide whether we are going to see Zombie Blood Sucking Freaks IV - Return Of The Goremaster or Bridget Jones' Diary III - Darcy's Folded Underpant Fetish Explained. My nachos are going cold and this super-size coke is almost breaking my arm!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-22-2006, 10:48 AM

Pippin's new portable mirror of Galadriel (TM) really was a dangerous guide.

Merry: Just face it; we don't know where we are.

Pippin: No, we just don't... oh. Never mind.

OR

Merry: 1... 2... 3...

Pippin: I'm hungry.

Merry: Knew it.

THE Ka · 01-22-2006, 08:20 PM

Since silent films seemed a bit too understated to Merry, Pippin suggested an act of Mimes with random objects #4, a well loved modern art back home, to appease Treebeard's frustration with including hobbits in his new beat poetry book, The Bark.

~ Ka

The Only Real Estel · 01-22-2006, 10:03 PM

Pippin: "Look, I think you're just jealous that I got the larger jug for drinking. Juse because we don't know what Treebeard means by "latrine" doesn't mean you have to be afraid of everything. It probably means 'jug that is bigger than Merry's', or something."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-23-2006, 03:17 AM

Merry: Wow, A Balrog.

Pippin: Can't be. It has wings.

Merry: ...

OR

Pippin: Wow, a volcano with wheels.

The Elf-warrior · 01-23-2006, 07:07 PM

Pippin: "Merry, what are you staring at?"

Merry: "I don't believe it! It's a cartoon Wizard."

Gandalf: "Trees in Fangorn Forest? Inconceivable!"

Gurthang · 01-23-2006, 07:14 PM

Pippin after drinking too much.
Pip: "Is that you, Merries?"
Merry: "What? Merries? What are you talking about."
Pip: "You and your eight twins of course!"

OR

Pippin: "Merry, I just broke Treebeard's Mushroom Statue!"
Merry: "Uh-oh, you better eat the evidence!"

OR

Treebeard, being a master photographer, kindly positioned Merry and Pippin for this portrait he calls Hobbits in Confusion. On display at the newly opened Hobbit Section of Isengard's History of Middle-Earth Museum.

OR

Merry: "I feel so pretty!"
Pippin: "What did you say?!"
Merry: *shakes himself* "Sorry, I just had a Legolas moment. Buhh!"

Meela · 01-23-2006, 08:09 PM

The day Gandalf invented his newest party trick.

*lightbulb* "I know, I'll uncloak! They'll love that."

OR

Gandalf enjoys surprising unsuspecting householders as the new face of the Daz powder adverts.

OR

Gandalf is torn between diplomacy and brutal honesty when asked what he thinks of the Elves' singing.

The Only Real Estel · 01-23-2006, 08:42 PM

Gandalf: "What do you get when you cross thirty pounds of the best ultra-white flour, a firework that went off when it wasn't supposed to, & Gandalf the Grey? Well, hehe, maybe you've already guessed..."

Valesse · 01-23-2006, 09:04 PM

Gandalf: It has taken me many weeks, but I think I found my keys right about... here. Ah! Yes. There they are. Now to just untangle them...

Glirdan · 01-23-2006, 09:13 PM

Gandalf: Fact. The chances of someone watching you are directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.

or

Gandalf: Why do I have the strangest feeling that someone is watching me?

Oddwen · 01-23-2006, 09:26 PM

Aragorn: And this "Ent" of whom you speak, he has seen the Hobbits?

Gandalf: Eee hee hee hee!

A: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live?

G: He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered.

A: And ... the Hobbits ... the Hobbits are there?

G: Hee hee hee! There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed.

A: But the Hobbits, where are the Hobbits!?

G: Seek you the Bridge of Death ... look to the Black Ships

A: The Bridge of Death ... which leads to the Hobbits?

Or...the true story of the meeting of the White Wizards

White Wizard: WHAT...is your name?

White Wizard: Saruman Many-colored.

WW: WHAT is your quest?

WW: To rule over all Middle-earth.

WW: WHAT is your favorite color?

WW: White! No, wait, aiiiii!

Or...

To know fear is not to know Gandalf the Uncloaked, it is to know...Gandalf the Mime!!

Or...

Gandalf drinks an invisible mug of ale.

Or...

G: Hmm, my beard is so strokeably soft today!

Or...

G*twiddles mustache*: Curses! Foiled again!

Or...

Gandalf contemplates his next shot in his game of pool.

Or...

G*little girl voice*: Can 'oo tell me the way to Gwandma's house?

Or...

G: Augh! I've come back with the hands of a woman!

Formendacil · 01-23-2006, 09:51 PM

Gandalf always did get giddy when his weekly trip to the candy store drew near...

Kitanna · 01-23-2006, 10:35 PM

The rare and beautiful sight of the Balrog mating dance took Gandalf's breath away.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-24-2006, 12:29 AM

Bleach: $60
Miruvor: $250
Drinking the wrong cup: Priceless

Lhunardawen · 01-24-2006, 01:30 AM

Gandalf reacted thusly to HI's latest Downs prediction...

Quote:

Originally Posted by HerenIstarion

HerenIstarion will start negatively repping Uncloaking Gandalf jokes. Probably this will happen on joke #468 made in 2006 (that will be 1500+ overall mentions, probably...)

Gandalf: *gasp* Oh no! I'd better start uncloaking before he neg reps me!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-24-2006, 03:19 AM

In the middle of an important speech, Gandalf stabs his foot with his staff.

OR

Gandalf's beard it trying to attack him.

mormegil · 01-24-2006, 08:09 AM

Gandalf takes to the acting industry and auditions for the new Detrol LA advert. But the only problem is that he actually does need to go right now.

01-20-2006, 03:04 PM	#9281
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	New New New! Denethor stares strangely at the new picture. Merry: Treebeard is coming back. Pippin: Quick! Grab the stuff and lets get out of here! OR Pippin: thinking If I hit knock him out with this plate, and then cover his head with this mug, I'll take his wallet no problem. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-20-2006, 03:21 PM	#9282
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Pippin: Merry! What is it!? Merry: It's so horrible, yet I can't look away!! Oh no, he's coming closer! Pippin: Who's coming cl...OH NO IT'S GANDALF!! Shield your eyes!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-20-2006, 03:40 PM	#9283
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,637	While Merry is admiring the solar eclipse Pippin just can't figure out where to look. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

01-20-2006, 03:52 PM	#9284
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The Hobbits exchange disconsolate glances as they realise Treebeard has left only potassium nitrite nutrients for them to eat... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-20-2006, 06:51 PM	#9285
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Young Pippin still needs help understanding basic measurements, but Master Merry has long since given up hope. Pippin: So... which of these is a pint? Merry: For the last time, we are not dealing with pints! Pippin: So... it's a half-pint? Merry: tears hair out and vows never to take Pippin to the Prancing Pony again OR Merry is hurt by Treebeard's favoritism when Pippin is given more Entdraught. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-20-2006, 06:52 PM	#9286
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Merry: (Frozen in horror) Pippin: What u staring at? (looks) its only Gandalf! Wait a minute! Whats he doing? Oh no! Sneak uncloaking!!!!!

01-20-2006, 09:33 PM	#9288
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Merry kept alert so that he might be ready at any moment for a pigtailed girl, lion, scarecrow and tin man to make their appearance. However, much to his horror and shame, he had forgotten that they were indeed closer to the old south road instead of the yellow bricked one. __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-21-2006, 08:22 AM	#9289
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Merry: I think I see an Entwife. Pippin: Really?! How can you tell the difference? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-21-2006, 11:00 AM	#9290
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	I'm lost without "Lost" Pippin: "What do you mean you can see a giant polar bear? That isn't in the script... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

01-21-2006, 11:01 AM	#9291
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin was too distracted to notice that a silvery hand had begun to grow out of the bowl and was slowly strangling him with his own scarf. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-21-2006, 11:37 AM	#9292
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Pippin to Merry: What are you staring at? Merry; I don't know, but there is something very familiar about this place. It is almost as if we are in The Old Forest Pippin: Where's that then? Merry: Near the Shire , where Tom Bombadil saved us from Old Man Willow. Pippin: Who the hell are they?, I've never heard of them. Old Man Willow: HOOOOOOM thought you'd got away did you, I'm a friend of Director.

01-21-2006, 11:38 AM	#9293
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Not this again... Merry: "Am I...Lost?" Pippin: "Merry, what are you talking about? What is a 'TV series'?"

01-21-2006, 01:39 PM	#9294
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Look both ways before you cross a Forest. OR Merry: Whoa, Pippen! It's an Entwife! Look your Right! Pippin: <looks left> Where!? Merry: Other right!!! Pippen: <turns around> Where? Merry: Oops, that was Quickbeam. Sorry QB! ________ COLORADO MEDICAL MARIJUANA DISPENSARIES Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:45 PM.

01-21-2006, 02:09 PM	#9295
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Third times the charm... Pippin: "Merry, are we...Lost?" Merry: "Stupid MapQuest!" OR Pippin: "All the food's gone!" Merry: "But that means... there's someone who's hungrier than we were!" Pippin: "I didn't think that was possible!" OR Pippin spots a spider crawling out of Merry's ear. AND Pippin is so distracted by the spider in Merry's ear that he doesn't notice the rock that is eating his foot. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-21-2006, 02:41 PM	#9296
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Mascara disasters: This week featuring Pippin. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-21-2006, 02:57 PM	#9297
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: I can't see where I'm going! Merry: Aren’t you wearing your contact lenses? Pippin: No, a dog ran off with them. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-21-2006, 03:44 PM	#9298
Moksha Guest Posts: n/a	Merry: Oh, Pippin. What have I said? What have I done? A madness has come over me! Pippin: You...told me you were not hungry... Merry: gasp

01-21-2006, 04:50 PM	#9299
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Been a while since I was here... Don't expect too much =) Pippin: Merry, is that you? Come here and help me, these contacts Treebeard left is too big. Besides, I have no idea what to do with this fake ent-nose! OR Pippin to the 7 feet tall Merry: How much did you drink, you said? The 7 feet tall Merry: Uhhh... Only a mouthful, I swear. I swear by my right arm! Pippin: That was my next question... You don't have a right arm! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

01-21-2006, 08:30 PM	#9300
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "Merry, get through your head it's a bird, not a plane or Superman!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-22-2006, 02:23 AM	#9302
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Predator-prey relationship. While Merry is distracted, Pippin wonders how tasty he could be. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-22-2006, 10:41 AM	#9303
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pippin: "Look, will you hurry up and decide whether we are going to see Zombie Blood Sucking Freaks IV - Return Of The Goremaster or Bridget Jones' Diary III - Darcy's Folded Underpant Fetish Explained. My nachos are going cold and this super-size coke is almost breaking my arm!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-22-2006, 10:48 AM	#9304
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin's new portable mirror of Galadriel (TM) really was a dangerous guide. Merry: Just face it; we don't know where we are. Pippin: No, we just don't... oh. Never mind. OR Merry: 1... 2... 3... Pippin: I'm hungry. Merry: Knew it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-22-2006, 08:20 PM	#9305
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Since silent films seemed a bit too understated to Merry, Pippin suggested an act of Mimes with random objects #4, a well loved modern art back home, to appease Treebeard's frustration with including hobbits in his new beat poetry book, The Bark. ~ Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-22-2006, 10:03 PM	#9306
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin: "Look, I think you're just jealous that I got the larger jug for drinking. Juse because we don't know what Treebeard means by "latrine" doesn't mean you have to be afraid of everything. It probably means 'jug that is bigger than Merry's', or something."

01-23-2006, 03:17 AM	#9307
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Merry: Wow, A Balrog. Pippin: Can't be. It has wings. Merry: ... OR Pippin: Wow, a volcano with wheels. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-23-2006, 07:07 PM	#9308
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	A peculiar meeting. Pippin: "Merry, what are you staring at?" Merry: "I don't believe it! It's a cartoon Wizard." Gandalf: "Trees in Fangorn Forest? Inconceivable!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-23-2006, 07:14 PM	#9309
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	For the Merry-Pippin Pic... Pippin after drinking too much. Pip: "Is that you, Merries?" Merry: "What? Merries? What are you talking about." Pip: "You and your eight twins of course!" OR Pippin: "Merry, I just broke Treebeard's Mushroom Statue!" Merry: "Uh-oh, you better eat the evidence!" OR Treebeard, being a master photographer, kindly positioned Merry and Pippin for this portrait he calls Hobbits in Confusion. On display at the newly opened Hobbit Section of Isengard's History of Middle-Earth Museum. OR Merry: "I feel so pretty!" Pippin: "What did you say?!" Merry: shakes himself "Sorry, I just had a Legolas moment. Buhh!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-23-2006, 08:09 PM	#9310
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	The day Gandalf invented his newest party trick. lightbulb "I know, I'll uncloak! They'll love that." OR Gandalf enjoys surprising unsuspecting householders as the new face of the Daz powder adverts. OR Gandalf is torn between diplomacy and brutal honesty when asked what he thinks of the Elves' singing. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-23-2006, 08:42 PM	#9311
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf: "What do you get when you cross thirty pounds of the best ultra-white flour, a firework that went off when it wasn't supposed to, & Gandalf the Grey? Well, hehe, maybe you've already guessed..."

01-23-2006, 09:04 PM	#9312
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Gandalf: It has taken me many weeks, but I think I found my keys right about... here. Ah! Yes. There they are. Now to just untangle them... __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-23-2006, 09:13 PM	#9313
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Gandalf: Fact. The chances of someone watching you are directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions. or Gandalf: Why do I have the strangest feeling that someone is watching me? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-23-2006, 09:26 PM	#9314
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,126	Aragorn: And this "Ent" of whom you speak, he has seen the Hobbits? Gandalf: Eee hee hee hee! A: Where does he live? Old man, where does he live? G: He knows of a cave ... a cave which no man has entered. A: And ... the Hobbits ... the Hobbits are there? G: Hee hee hee! There is much danger ... for beyond the cave lies the Gorge of Eternal Peril, which no man has ever crossed. A: But the Hobbits, where are the Hobbits!? G: Seek you the Bridge of Death ... look to the Black Ships A: The Bridge of Death ... which leads to the Hobbits? Or...the true story of the meeting of the White Wizards White Wizard: WHAT...is your name? White Wizard: Saruman Many-colored. WW: WHAT is your quest? WW: To rule over all Middle-earth. WW: WHAT is your favorite color? WW: White! No, wait, aiiiii! Or... To know fear is not to know Gandalf the Uncloaked, it is to know...Gandalf the Mime!! Or... Gandalf drinks an invisible mug of ale. Or... G: Hmm, my beard is so strokeably soft today! Or... Gtwiddles mustache: Curses! Foiled again! Or... Gandalf contemplates his next shot in his game of pool. Or... Glittle girl voice: Can 'oo tell me the way to Gwandma's house? Or... G: Augh! I've come back with the hands of a woman! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 01-23-2006 at 09:45 PM. Reason: Added stuffs.

01-23-2006, 09:51 PM	#9315
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,311	Gandalf always did get giddy when his weekly trip to the candy store drew near... __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

01-23-2006, 10:35 PM	#9316
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	The rare and beautiful sight of the Balrog mating dance took Gandalf's breath away. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

01-24-2006, 12:29 AM	#9317
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	MallornCard Advertisement. Bleach: $60 Miruvor: $250 Drinking the wrong cup: Priceless __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...