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05-13-2005, 09:19 AM | #5161 |
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Nothing could compare with the horror of watching Gimli at mealtimes.
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05-14-2005, 08:26 AM | #5162 |
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Frodo: What is that?
Gollum: It's a new picture! Frodo: Inconceivable! Sam: ... Bill and Dom finally get the money Peter Jackson owed them for doing the film.
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05-14-2005, 08:28 AM | #5163 |
Denethor's True Love
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At least someone's happy to see Gandalf the Grey uncloaked...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
05-14-2005, 08:29 AM | #5164 |
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All that pipeweed finally went to Merry and Pippins heads as they saw Frodo grow to the size of an Ent.
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05-14-2005, 09:06 AM | #5165 |
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After reading Narnia, inter-dimensional mischief was the order of the day; Merry and Pippin stumble upon The Land of Beer.
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05-14-2005, 09:15 AM | #5166 |
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No one had got around to telling the Hobbits that the alcohol in the houses of healing was for cleaning wounds.
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05-14-2005, 11:04 AM | #5167 |
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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This years Doubles Winners for The Shire Fly Catching Championships.
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05-14-2005, 11:06 AM | #5168 |
Laconic Loreman
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Pippin: Woahh.
Merry: You though the dragon one was big wait til we blow up that one.
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05-14-2005, 12:33 PM | #5169 |
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Merry & Pippin: Who are you??
Voice from off-screen: No one of consequence. M & P: But--but--you have food!! Voice: Get used to disappointment.
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05-14-2005, 03:28 PM | #5170 |
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The Introductions At One Of Frodo's Parties
Frodo: "Ah, there you two are! Merry, Pippin, say hello to Estella Bolger and Diamond of Long Cleeve." (and we all know what happened from there...) Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 05-14-2005 at 04:21 PM. |
05-14-2005, 05:09 PM | #5171 |
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Merry and Pippin's reaction to the news that Gandalf has been inducted as a charter member of the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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05-14-2005, 06:39 PM | #5172 |
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Meela- That's funny. The only real Estel- That's sweet. As for mine....
'Merry, Pippin...you are getting sleeeeepyyy.' Which is neither funny, or sweet!
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05-14-2005, 08:53 PM | #5173 |
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Pippin: What's that!?
Merry: A Gallon. Pippin: It comes in gallons? Merry: Apparently!
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05-14-2005, 10:20 PM | #5174 |
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Merry: we're finally out of that dry county!!!!
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05-15-2005, 12:09 AM | #5175 |
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*Merry and Pippin looking in a mirror*
Merry: Pip can you believe they pay us to wear suspenders. Pippin: No joke I'd do it for free
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05-15-2005, 06:13 AM | #5176 |
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"Kitty!"
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05-15-2005, 12:39 PM | #5177 |
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Ambassador, with these Ferrero Rocher you are really spoiling us...
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05-15-2005, 05:45 PM | #5178 |
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Merry and Pippin's reaction to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
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05-15-2005, 09:37 PM | #5180 |
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Merry and Pippin knew at last they could die and be happy forever when they came upon one of Bilbo's forgotten stash of weed that some how happened to overflow from a wine stained barrel...
~ recycle Ka
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05-16-2005, 05:21 AM | #5181 |
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Pip and Merry's shock and awe as they observe Treebeard teaching the younger ents in the art of break-dancing.
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05-16-2005, 05:37 AM | #5182 |
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Merry and Pippin catch Sam and Rosie in a compromising situation when returning to the Green Dragon to collect Pippin's cloak.
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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05-16-2005, 06:47 AM | #5183 |
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Merry and Pippin's reaction after seeing there new house they received on Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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05-16-2005, 03:16 PM | #5184 |
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Lord of the National Treasure?
The treasure remained hidden until hobbits of the 3rd Age discovered it after accidently breaking through one of Bilbo Baggins pantries...
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05-16-2005, 03:40 PM | #5185 |
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Merry and Pippin realised that taking a left instead of right and wandering into Arwen's room in Rivendell as she changed may have been the best mistake they ever made!
But now I sense a new picture... Frodo: Sam, I know we've grown close and all, but do you really think it's necessary for you to breastfeed me?
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05-16-2005, 04:17 PM | #5186 |
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Gandalf: so ends the valiant death of Frodo
Sam: hes still alive Gandalf: the near-fatal wounding of Frodo.. Sam: hes getting up now *Gandalf walks over and hits Frodo on the head* Gandalf: where Frodo, so seeming-close to life, the icy grip of death was not far behind! Sam: hes dead now... -Merry and Pip pic- Merry and Pip are excited to see that they have not been made fun of by Legendary Frog...yet...
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05-16-2005, 05:27 PM | #5187 |
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Yet another intimate moment in Middle Earth is fiendishly captured by the Logo Monster...
Frodo: Sam! Sam! Get it away! Logo Monster: Ha ha! I have you both!... and I'm going to exploit you to movie goers everywhere! Frodo and sam: NOOOOooooooooooOOOOoooo! ~ Passively responsible Ka
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05-16-2005, 06:26 PM | #5188 |
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Merry and Pippin:
Merry and Pip walk in the wrong restroom.... and don't mind. Finally, he's asleep! Now where's that ring?
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05-16-2005, 11:49 PM | #5189 |
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Sam: Mr.Frodo?
Frodo: What... is... it?... Sam: *sobs* I lost the ring! *Cries* Frodo: Don’t Worry Sam, its just a... YOU DID WHAT?!
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05-17-2005, 08:59 AM | #5190 |
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Sam: Oh Mr. Frodo, I know I'm just a lowly gardener - but I love you! Marry me!
Frodo: Sure Sam, but you think we could do this whole saving the world thing first?
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05-17-2005, 09:33 AM | #5191 |
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The desperate moment when Sam realized that even the Worst-Case Scenario Handbook didn't know, what to do when your master passes out on the slopes of Mount Doom the fate of Middle-Earth tied around his neck while poisonous fumes and hot lava are surrounding you.
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05-17-2005, 09:42 AM | #5192 |
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SAM: I'm sorry, Mr Frodo. I'm going to have to eat you. For the sake of Middle-earth.
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05-17-2005, 10:11 AM | #5193 |
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Sam:'It says 'sgniR eht fo droL ehT
gniK eht fo nruteR ehT ht71 rebmeceD' Mr Frodo. I think it may be some form of Elvish! I'm going to shout it at that giant spider .... Frodo:!toidi |
05-17-2005, 10:16 AM | #5194 |
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"Hush Mr Frodo, don't say a word
Sam's gonna buy you a mockingbird And if that mockingbird don't sing, Sam's gonna burn that evil Ring. And if that evil Ring don't melt, Sam's gonna get the wizard's help." And so on...
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
05-17-2005, 10:46 AM | #5195 |
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Sean suddenly realizes that Elijah's ear had been glued on in the wrong place!
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05-17-2005, 11:00 AM | #5196 |
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Frodo has a tendency to overdose on horse tranquilizers at the worst possible times.
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05-17-2005, 01:15 PM | #5197 |
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Sam-the-Smaug: 'My hug like a vice, and my breath death....
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05-17-2005, 01:30 PM | #5198 |
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Frodo: I can hear something coming. What is it?
Sam: I'm afraid it’s a new picture. Thoden: Good gregarious me! These stairs could do with a clean! Gandalf: He's been back to health, not five minuets and he's already complaining!
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05-17-2005, 01:36 PM | #5199 |
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Theoden: (sings) 'Halfway down the stairs is the stair where I sit, there isn't any other stair quite like it....'
Gimli: He may be free of Saruman but I think he's been possessed by a Muppet! Legolas: If only it was Miss Piggy - we've got a battle to fight! |
05-17-2005, 01:42 PM | #5200 |
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Gandalf: Theoden! Wait! Come back! I promise I won't take Shadowfax again if it's going to upset you this much!
Theoden: It's too late for apologies now Gandalf! *leaps from steps*
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