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05-27-2007, 10:31 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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Disappointed (or not?!)
"Sorry, I'm not happy to see you. It was just a sword in my pants."
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06-01-2007, 11:37 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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1975 and the Witch-King stands proudly outside the Angmar branch of Orcs-R-Us with his brand new Pogo Stick. Tomorrow, we bring you a photo of Sauron with his new Space Hopper.
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06-01-2007, 12:02 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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A new picture, I think...
 Witch King: Now, where is that city? OR Witch King: I knew I shouldn't have chosen the manically depressed horse.
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06-01-2007, 12:15 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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Witch-King: How did I deserve to be in this thread twice in a row?
OR Witch-King: Not again! Someone keeps doing inbelievable mess here! Look at these rocks - someone has moved one of them! They have to stay in alignement! OR Witch-King: I got a funny feeling that I have a fork in my nose.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-01-2007, 12:20 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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06-01-2007, 12:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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A saddle of new hedgehog please.
As The Morgul-lord leaves his city, he begins to wish he had chose to travel on a Nazgul Airways flight, the seat he was was on was a little uncomfortable due to the orc armourer taking the words 'I want spikes everywhere', quite literally..... ouch
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06-01-2007, 12:26 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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WK (to the horse): No--no- don't do it--- don't bend your head backwards - AWWW!!!
OR WK (realizes the road disappears among rocks): *Ahem* Hey-hoo, erm, turn around, soldiers, that was just a drill. Now turn around, we'll take the real road to Osgiliath.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-01-2007, 12:32 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Witch King is stunned to find that the fabled phantom City Painter has struck Minas Morgul while he was away.
W-K: "Curse you! I want a black and green city! How is it supposed to look meanacing now?"
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06-01-2007, 01:09 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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It was Mischief Night again and the Witch King set out in fury to find the pesky kids who'd bombed his house in eggs and flour.
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06-01-2007, 07:12 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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WK: Will someone please tell me why my steed's armor is more impressive than my weapon? I'm not going to be smiting people with my horse!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-01-2007, 09:13 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon.
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Witch-King: Stop here Prancer, let me smite this here rat! Oh darn, stupid ... mace too small... *guh* *ungh* *falls off*
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06-02-2007, 03:09 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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The Wk is having a picture of him with the city in the background taken before he starts the siege.
OR Didn't those Orcs think that putting spikes on my horse's head is more dangerous to me then to the enemy? OR The Wk plans to attack Minas Tirith with his can opener.
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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06-02-2007, 03:27 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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The Witch King tries desperately to get his horse to concentrate on the interesting stones, rather than the sky.
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06-02-2007, 05:21 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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The W-k was dumbfounded that nobody in all of Gondor wanted any of his high quality Cutco knives.
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06-02-2007, 06:32 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Green Hill Country
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I Need a New Travel Agent . . .
"And so ends our tour of 'The Most Haunted Castles of Mordor' at terrifying Minas Morgul. We hope you have enjoyed the show and to see you here again very soon! I have been your host, The Witch King."
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06-02-2007, 03:31 PM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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The Witch-King didn't even notice that he was being followed by a mysterious city.
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06-03-2007, 02:14 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,297
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Orkish Ice Hockey...........
The Witch-king presents the opening ceremony of the Mordor Winter Olympics as the contestants ski down the giant Morgul Slalom Slope, then Langlauf past with tribal banners.
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06-03-2007, 05:09 AM
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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The Wk is very happy after getting his horse back from "Pimp my ride".
Especially the flipdown 17'' monitor is great. OR Gandalf's uncloaking joke ruins Wk's birthday party, and all the guests go back home.
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The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.
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06-05-2007, 04:52 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
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For old times sake...
While in transit to Minas Tirith, the Witch King took a wrong turn and somehow ended up in Iceland.
Witch-King: "Blasted MapQuest!"
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06-06-2007, 10:58 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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who needs Diesel?
The Fast and the Furious - Middle Earth style!
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06-07-2007, 01:33 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,737
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Lord Lucan and Shergar leave Oz incognito.
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06-07-2007, 01:50 PM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
Posts: 7,431
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SCREEN:
"Minas Morgul" - Necropolis Select Witch-King (in garrison) Do you really want to upgrade your troops from Black Riders to Death Knights?
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-09-2007, 06:20 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor....
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WK: We will defeat, and there will be man flesh for you, my orcs!!!
the Witch King unfortunately didn't know that the rest hadn't followed him. |
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06-09-2007, 11:18 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Orc1: Why has the witch King not moved in three hours? Why is he crying?
Orc2: Midlife crisis.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-09-2007, 11:27 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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WK: I am trying to find the masters Ring and where do i end up? sieging the biggest city on Middle-Earth! thanks alot Map-Quest...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-09-2007, 12:54 PM
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Spectre of Capitalism
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Battling evil bureaucrats at Zeta Aquilae
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Methinks it's time for a new pic:
EDIT: Darnit, how do you make the image appear in the post instead of just a link???
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06-09-2007, 01:09 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Well, if you upload the picture onto an image.... uploading... place... then use the html code like so:
[IMG]http://www.goodpicture.com/badpicture.jpg [ /IMG] I sugest using Tinypic.com
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06-09-2007, 06:06 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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personally i use Image Shack
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-11-2007, 03:53 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Well, let's try something else then...
 Frodo: Ah Ha! I got the last Cheerio!  OR It was several minutes before Frodo realised that, once again, someone had stolen the silver bit from the middle of his £2 coin.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-11-2007, 03:57 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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Frodo: My wizard went to Mt. Doom and all he bought me was this cheesy ring!
(Perhaps Sauron's printed T-shirts would have been less dangerous! )
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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06-11-2007, 06:08 AM
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A Voice That Gainsayeth
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: In that far land beyond the Sea
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Frodo: Mwahahaha! I have the Ring, no one can withstand me now! Just wait, Gummi-bears!
OR Frodo: Sisyphos was a loser. I cheated Mandos by making this millstone shrink.
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"Should the story say 'he ate bread,' the dramatic producer can only show 'a piece of bread' according to his taste or fancy, but the hearer of the story will think of bread in general and picture it in some form of his own." -On Fairy-Stories |
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06-11-2007, 06:14 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Frodo is ecstatic that he has the last piece of soap in all of Mordor!
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06-11-2007, 07:30 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Frodo: "Ohhhhhohoh! You're my wife now!"
Sam: "Why do we have to put up with your pathetic Papa Lazarou impression every time you pick up that flamin' ring?!"
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06-11-2007, 07:40 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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06-11-2007, 10:51 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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06-11-2007, 05:03 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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Frodo: "Sam! The letters in my alphabet soup have formed to make a message to me! It says: 'Oooooooo'."
Sam: "Frodo, those are cheerios." Frodo: ..................*picks up cheerio* "Make a fool out of me will you?!?!" |
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06-12-2007, 02:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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Frodo: Why is it that every set of self-assembly shelves from Ikea has a piece you can't identify?
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06-12-2007, 03:42 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Frodo grabbed for his sword from his belt and pulled it out, sadly it was not his sword but the pin of his grenade
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06-12-2007, 04:06 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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While Sauron struggled to get his new war machine to work, Frodo gloats over stealing the most important part from under the bonnet.
OR Frodo was a notorious cheat at Tiddly-winks.
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06-12-2007, 04:54 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Frodo: "I have foiled you Captain Barbossa! I have the last piece of cursed Aztec Gold and I am going to cast it into Mount Doom instead!"
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