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06-26-2005, 10:20 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Merry finnally figured out where they were going
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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06-26-2005, 11:03 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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The psychopathic arsonist Merry, having set Edoras ablaze, gazes nonchalantly as it burns to the ground.
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06-26-2005, 11:08 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,825
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Merry tries to look darkly Byronic as Eowyn goes by...
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06-27-2005, 12:03 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Merry looks on in awe of the next picture
 As Bag-end burns down, Frodo wonders what to do with the deed to the house... give it to the sack-vills!
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-27-2005, 01:42 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
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 Merry pic: "Hmm...why did the chicken cross the road?" Frodo pic: Frodo, a bit frightened but rather curious, decides whether to read Sam's love letter or throw it into the fire. |
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06-27-2005, 05:47 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,267
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Dear Santa,
I've been really kind this year and I have only one little wish for you. I don't want big presents or anything particular but please, cut it out with the rings, will you! Especially the last one caused a whole lot trouble. I'd be grateful for a few cookies for once. Frodo
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Fenris Wolf
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06-27-2005, 07:27 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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blackmail is a powerful thing!
Here in the glow of the Mountain, Frodo accomplished his mission to acquire the single greatest weapon that the Alliance could ever hope for - Sauron's hidden love letters to various elven knockouts.
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06-27-2005, 08:29 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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Even the post office in Mordor was intimidating.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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06-27-2005, 10:54 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
Posts: 69
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Frodo looks suspiciously at his invitation to the 42nd annual R.I.B.E.G.O.M.E. (Ring Bearer’s Guild of Middle Earth) awards at prestigious Barad-Dur Square Garden. A black cloak and tie affair, no doubt.
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06-27-2005, 11:30 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
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Catching up...
F&G pic:
Frodo: Gandalf! There's a spider on your back! Gandalf: Is there? Oh well. Frodo: No! It's really really big! Gandalf: Gaaaahhhh!!!!!....... Merry pic: After attacking Gandalf and then Frodo, the very large spider began to crawl down the wall toward Merry.... Frodo pic: Frodo: Gandalf! Did you send me this terrible letter?!
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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06-27-2005, 12:38 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 5,054
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Frodo: Mr and Mrs. Gandalf, I'm sorry to inform you that Gandalf is dead...
gandalf: I'm not dead Frodo: shut up, you'll be along soon...if theres anything that i can do Gandalf: i feel happy...i feel happy *Pippin hits him* Pippin: that felt good after being bullied by him all this time...
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06-27-2005, 02:10 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Frodo receives his Live 8 tickets and daydreams about the number of fancy waistcoats he's going to be able to buy when he sells the tickets for a hundred groats on eBay.
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Gordon's alive!
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06-27-2005, 03:34 PM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,725
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Frodo: What? You say this envelope contains the possibility of ultimate power? But only if I give it to you?
Sauron: That is correct - so give it back!
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” |
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06-27-2005, 03:44 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Merry pic: "Is that a dagger I see?" OR
"Peregrin Took, can you please throw yourself into a well?! I don't to hear another word about Saruman's crystal ball!" Quote:
Frodo: "Did you really drive Denethor insane and order Shadowfax through Osanwe-kenta to kick Denethor into the fire?!" Gandalf: "Yes. The moment when Denethor burst into flames was the one of the happiest moments of my life."
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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06-27-2005, 03:46 PM
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Denethor's True Love
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... *swoon*
Posts: 2,118
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Frodo is a little wary when Gandalf arrives to collect his will, armed with a quill and correcting fluid.
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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06-27-2005, 04:04 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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Frodo (practicing his Legolasness): "A red sun rises. Blood has been spilt this night."
Merry (off-screen): "It's only Pippin's laser pointer shining in your face, you twit!" Last edited by The Only Real Estel; 06-27-2005 at 07:55 PM. |
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06-27-2005, 07:34 PM
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Scent of Simbelmynë
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Aboard Highwind, bound for Traverse Town
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Baked Hobbit
On arrival at the Sammath Naur tanning salon, Frodo wonders whether it's really such a good idea to use those "Free Tanning Session" certificates that came in last week's mail.
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The seasons fall like silver swords, the years rush ever onward; and soon I sail, to leave this world, these lands where I have wander'd. O Elbereth! O Queen who dwells beyond the Western Seas, spare me yet a little time 'ere white ships come for me! |
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06-27-2005, 07:54 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn?
Posts: 1,034
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Frodo gazes suspiciously at the departing message-deliverer; although he had heard many a tale of the gaiety of the celebrated Balrog-Ball, doubt now crept into his mind as he held the long coveted invitation in his now-hot-little-hand.
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06-27-2005, 09:01 PM
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Dead Serious
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers.
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Just before he is to enter the Bank, Frodo decides not to deposit the Fellowship's life savings, but to keep them for himself.
"Good thing I had them make out the checks to me."
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I prefer history, true or feigned.
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06-28-2005, 08:37 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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G: "It is altogether evil, Frodo. It must be destroyed!"
F: "But, but Gandalf...it says I may have already won a million dollars!"
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-28-2005, 12:05 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Utah
Posts: 786
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Frodo wonders if sending a letter bomb to Sam is really the right thing to do.
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*.:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.*
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06-28-2005, 12:10 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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It seems Gandalf did turn Samwise into something unnatural...
OR Day 128 in the Tol-in-gurthor Big Wolf house, and Frodo is growing restless at the death of a significant character and posts a formal complaint! 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 06-28-2005 at 12:42 PM. |
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06-28-2005, 03:19 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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The time to disclose secret roles for the next Werewolf game had come and Frodo was feeling more than a little bit anxious as he prepared to open his envelope.
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06-28-2005, 04:15 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Frodo: "Could this be a letter inviting me to start at Hogwarts?"
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Gordon's alive!
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06-28-2005, 10:15 PM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
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*very huge gasp*
Frodo gazes longingly at his picture of Sauron as he prepares to read another one of his letters...
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06-29-2005, 04:52 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Frodo: This, Gandalf, is an order from the Shire sheriffs, it says that, due to four traumatised Hobbits you are no longer allowed to become Gandalf the grey uncloaked.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-29-2005, 09:45 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
Posts: 1,307
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Frodo to Gandalf: I recieved a rather strange letter today, from a Mr U.R.R Jokin. In it he tells me to beware of The Grey Pillock, the one the Dwarves call Thickone and the Elves name Mythraving, who in the South is known as Incantation, but you may know him by his Halfbit name, Habba-ra-ka-Dabblin or The Grand Alf (Stage Conjuror Supreme). What the hell is he on about?.
Gandalf: I haven`t got a clue! Frodo: That`s strange, he said you would say that. Taken from The Rotten Book of Wastemarsh or The Lord of the Grins. |
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06-29-2005, 09:53 AM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 5,054
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Frodo: now sign this Will i'm going to give you!
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06-29-2005, 10:14 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Frodo recoils in horror as he sees the fanletter in his hand is addressed to...Gimli!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
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06-29-2005, 01:00 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Red Sox Nation
Posts: 69
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Or possibly even worse:
Frodo realises that the afore mentioned fanmail is from Gimli.
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06-29-2005, 03:26 PM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,165
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*visions of marshmellows danced in his head*
OR Frodo had thought he was supposed to send his wish list to the North Pole, not Mordor, but now he was having doubts. |
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06-29-2005, 03:39 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 5,054
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Frodo: we have some tough decisons to make Bill... will it be the Yorkshire Meat-packing plant? or will it be the Antwerp Slaughter-House?
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06-29-2005, 04:18 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Posts: 3,502
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Frodo:But Gandalf Why would Tolkien put such an important weapon such as the ring in an envelope.
Gandalf:To symbolize that there is only a thin layer protecting us from that. Audience:"YAWN" Gandalf:...... I mean so i can burn it!...yeah that's it BURNBURNBURN!!!!!!
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06-29-2005, 09:11 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,612
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Once again, Frodo confiscates another IRS(S)* notice into the fire of: Bilbo Doesn't Live Here Anymore...
* Internal Revenue Service of the Shire... ~ Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikađ líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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06-29-2005, 11:57 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Frodo finds someone has sent him a new picture...
 Gandalf’s camouflage technique worked perfectly, until he became addicted to Shire Pipe Weed. 
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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06-30-2005, 01:20 AM
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Hauntress of the Havens
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IN it, but not OF it
Posts: 2,724
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Gandalf is faced with a tough decision: his pleasure or the Quest.
(Middle Earth is doomed as I see it. )
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06-30-2005, 07:07 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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06-30-2005, 08:09 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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Gandalf stares with interest at the apparent Zombie that Saruman had in his study...
I'd try to think up a Pirates of the Carribean joke, but I'm too tired.
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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06-30-2005, 09:08 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Tengiz, Kazahstan for 6 wks, then home for 2 wks. Blimey
Posts: 51
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Saruman: Gandalf, have you seen my stapler? I've been looking for it all day and can't find it anywhere.
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...I mean good manners don't cost nothing do they, eh? insuperably wasted
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06-30-2005, 09:12 AM
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Fluttering Enchantment
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,661
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Saruman and Gandalf have a staring contest to see who has to make dinner.
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Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumičre qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin
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