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One Axe to Rule them All · 04-22-2003, 01:02 PM

Fellowhip leaves rivendell

frodo- "Hey"
Gimli- "Hey"
Legolas- "hey"
Gandafl- "hey"
Boromir- "Hey"
Everybody- "Hey, Hey, Hey!"

All Together- "It's fun to stay at the"

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"It's fun to stay at the"

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just another random thought....

Lily Bombadil · 04-22-2003, 09:21 PM

OK, One Axe! A little creepy. Yeah, scary. But freakin' funny all the same! Props!

04-23-2003, 10:54 AM

You guys are all so funny!!!!!!!

I've got a couple You'll have to let me know if you like them, their making fun of some very untolkien lines inthe movie.

Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
Aragorn: *pauses* Well I don't know, but I could jolly well try!

Also in Lotr.......

Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc>
Legolas&Gimili: O yea baby!!!!!

Lily Bombadil · 04-24-2003, 04:47 PM

I could DEFINETLY picture Gimli saying, "Oh, yeah, baby!"

Okay, here's mine-

Aragorn comes through the doors of Theoden's palace. Eowyn comes forth dressed like a Bonney Lass, then she says in an Irish accent, "Welcome ta Rrrohan!"
Then Merry comes out dressed like one o' the Little Folk (leprechauns), playing a flute, & step dancing.

( I thought o' that one while I was sleepin' last night. Me ma's part Irish.)
Okay, I'm getting too into the spirit...!

Dûrlossiel · 04-24-2003, 10:06 PM

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(the Battle of Helm's Deep...Legolas does the surfboard thing)
Orcs: EEEEEH!!!! (they all pull off masks revealing.....rabid fangirls!!)
Legolas: NOOO!!!

*rolling on floor laughing*
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Lily Bombadil · 04-25-2003, 04:48 PM

Welcome to the Downs Durlossiel! I'm outta ideas so everybody just keep on doin' the ~wave~ for Borry!

Bye! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lily Bombadil · 05-04-2003, 05:26 PM

O.K. I thought of this last night:

Rosie comes home with 13 wiggling shopping bags. Sam & Frodo (who are having a beer drinking contest) come to see what's going on.
Sam: Rosie, I told you, 'Make sure the chicken's DEAD when you buy it.'
Frodo: *snicker, snicker*
Rosie dumps the bags out revealing 13 babies
Sam; Rosie, what-
Rosie: Oh, Sam! They were having a SALE at Khol's!
They direct there attention to a corner
Sam; What's with the alligator?
Rosie: It was 1 of those Buy 13 Get An Alligator Free things

OK I'M STUUUUUPID

The alligator came from the time I was changing around the words to 'Gossip Folks'

legolas luver*1 · 05-04-2003, 08:00 PM

this is kind of off topic, but heres what sam dose after high school.
Sam is a fat highschool dropout that is constantly searching for Frodo. When he isnt looking on the internet hes running through the streets topless with sings and banners of Frodo.The sings read:Frodo Baggins wnnted dead or alive.(dead is scratched out)...to be continued

gandalf airline services. the only place to FLY YOU FOOLS!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Meela · 05-09-2003, 07:45 AM

I have images in my head of the ents somersaulting towards Isengard and stopping at the gates/walls in a Charlies' Angels pose.

Help me, please...

*the men in white coats come running*

[ May 09, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Meela · 05-09-2003, 11:07 AM

Aragorn is lying on the ground, listening for the Uruk-Hai.

Aragorn: Hmmm, I think we may be getting close-

*suddenly a hoard of Uruks stampede across Aragorn, squishing him underfoot*

Sapphire_Flame · 05-09-2003, 11:10 AM

*dies*

Meela · 05-09-2003, 11:11 AM

sorry... am I that bad? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 05-09-2003, 11:16 AM

*comes back to life* No, you're not bad, I just died laughing! *dies again*

Meela · 05-09-2003, 11:20 AM

Well, die away then [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Lily Bombadil · 05-09-2003, 11:41 AM

Elrond's Council-

Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though *squealy voice* I only four!!!! *holds up 4 fingers over his eyes*

(It's much funnier when said. My sister & I had a field day with the "I only four" scenario)

AND YOU, LEGOLAS LUVER*1!!!! BE NICE TO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Lily Bombadil · 05-09-2003, 11:47 AM

Completely off topic, but I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back. ???

Meela · 05-09-2003, 12:11 PM

Gandalf reveals himself.

Aragorn: It cannot be...

Gandalf pulls off a mask and reveals himself to in fact be Bill Ferny.

Bill: No, it can't, Strider! *evil grin*

Aragorn thwaps Bill over the head with his sword and trudges off*

(God knows why Bill Ferny came into my head at that moment...)

legolas luver*1 · 05-09-2003, 01:39 PM

I'm not sure what this should be counted as but here it goes.
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off screen the actors drive p.J crazy with ?'s. can i do this or that......
P.J: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.J runs off cliff. He gracefuly floats back up.
Billy: uhhhh, howd you float.
P.J: um, (he says very nerdy like)I kept this daisy.(he points above his head.Billy plucks off a petal.)
Billy:P.J. that would NEVER hold you.
P.J.: O right.(he falls.)

legolas luver*1 · 05-09-2003, 01:54 PM

dont think im crazy, it just came to me.
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bilbo is about to leave bag end when a clan of gangsters parks in front of the gate. One pulls out a gun, laughs crazaly, shoots up the hobbit hole& drives off.
Bilbo: I'll get you sons of ...P.J.cuts him off
P.J.: Take it easy!!!Its repairable. (He breaks down & cries) MY SET!!!!!!!

legolas luver*1 · 05-09-2003, 02:06 PM

THIS IS STUPID
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GANDALF: HOLD OUT YOUR HAND FRODO.
FRODO LOOKS UNCERTAIN.
GANDALF: IT'S QUITE COOL.
HE PUTS THE RING IN FRODO'S HAND. HE STARTS CRYING & JUMPING IN CIRCLES.
GANDALF: THATS FUNNY. IT WASNT EVEN IN THE FIRE.(HE SITS BACK & LAUGHS.)

ElenCala Isil · 05-09-2003, 02:46 PM

ok... here's mine.. I think it may have been done b4.. but that's ok!

Pippin:What's that?!
Merry:This, my friend is a pint!
Pippin: It comes in Pints?
*Pippin rushes off*
Sam: You've already had half a pint!
*Pippin comes back*
Merry:What's that?!?!
Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!!

PJ:CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Firondoiel · 05-09-2003, 02:50 PM

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Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!!

LOL!!!!! I can just see that happening!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sapphire_Flame · 05-09-2003, 02:50 PM

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I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back

So can I be Disco royalty too?

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 05-09-2003, 06:46 PM

Okay, well this sounded good in my head:

Aragorn and the hobbits are on the way to Rivendell.

Aragorn: "Quiet today. Very quiet. Isn't it, Frodo?"

"Yes, Strider."

"I don't know why it is so quiet. Do you know, Merry?"

"No, Strider."

"It's extremely quiet. Right, Sam?"

"Yes, Strider."

<silence>

"Did I mention I strapped Pippin to Bill's back and gagged him?"

<silence>

"Quiet today..."

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-10-2003, 04:40 AM

Okay, my last blooper was pages ago, so I haven't done this in a while. Out of practice. Uhh...

Gollum: No! No! No master! They catch you! They catch you. Don't go to Him. He wants you, my precioussss. Always he's looking for you. And you, preciousss is wanting to go back to him, but we musn't let him have you!

Okay yes, you can tell I'm out of practice, can't you?

~Menelien

legolas luver*1 · 05-10-2003, 02:35 PM

AFTER READING THESE I FOUND A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO ''SNORTING COKE!!!!!!''

Meela · 05-10-2003, 02:55 PM

lol!!

Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider-

*Eomer and the Rohirrim storm into the room and squish Theoden*

Eomer: We're here- oops...

ElenCala Isil · 05-10-2003, 03:06 PM

hehe

Eowyn picks up sword, starts swinging it around, hears Aragorn, swings around...

Aragorn:HOLY ERU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Eowyn takes sword back, noticing it's all bloody..

Eowyn:emm, oops?

PJ:CUT!!!!!!!!!!

Viggo (this is taken from the event that happened when viggo had his tooth knocked out)*admist groans and shrieks of pain* No, Pete, I'll just *looks at arm and screams* superglue it back on..finish the scene.

ahh, lame I know...I need practice! lol [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

legolas luver*1 · 05-10-2003, 11:10 PM

THIS SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD.
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GALADRIEL:THINGS THAT WERE, THINGS THAT ARE& AOME THINGS THAT HAVE NOT YET(RED FROM THAT 70'S SHOW POPS OUT OF NOWARE& CUTS HER OFF)
RED:....GONE UP YOUR @$$
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IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD.

legolas luver*1 · 05-11-2003, 02:15 PM

Sorry, I never even payed attention.I'll be more carefull.
Lol to all!!! I am shaking with laughter!!

legolas luver*1 · 05-11-2003, 07:28 PM

Bilbo& Gandalf are at Bag-end.
Lobelia: Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins.(Bilbo hides
Gandalf awnsers the door.)
Gandalf:Hes not at home.
Lobelia:I want the truth!!!!
Gandalf:You cant handle the truth!!!!
Bilbo:Ooh, deja vu!

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-11-2003, 07:52 PM

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Eomer: We're here- oops...

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Gandalf *singing, coming along path: I am the walrus...

PJ: CUT! Ian, how many times have I told you to sing the road song???

~Menelien

legolas luver*1 · 05-11-2003, 08:06 PM

Galadrieloftheolden,I think I broke a rib!!!
That was good!!!

quote:
I am the walurs.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 05-11-2003, 08:09 PM

"I am the walrus" is actually a Beatles song, I believe. And a really good one, too! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

legolas luver*1 · 05-11-2003, 08:15 PM

Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting.
I just noticed it.

05-11-2003, 08:19 PM

At Helms Deep:

Gimli: "Oh, Common, we can take em!"

Aragorn: "Are you sure?"

Gimli: *pulls out uzi* "No Prob.

legolas luver*1 · 05-11-2003, 08:28 PM

I just thought of a song for Gimli. It goes like this: Gimliiii's baby back ribs!!!!!

Stupid, I know.

legolas luver*1 · 05-12-2003, 09:18 PM

Legolas has Gimli by the beard.
Legolas: Id never let you down even if I could......
Gimli:So hold me when I'm here....love me when I'm gone!
Legolas:Really!?(he lets go of Gimli's baerd)I LOVE YOU!!!!
Gimli [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]UMB BLOND!!!!!

Elennar Starfire · 05-13-2003, 03:58 PM

I don't know if this really counts as a blooper, but when I went to TTT someone in the theater said "I thought they killed the dragon" when the nazgul flew over on the...ummm...whatever it was, not a dragon though. Also, at Helm's Deep when the old guy shoots the orc and Aragorn yells at him, someone said "oops". I think it was the same person. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

ElenCala Isil · 05-13-2003, 04:22 PM

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Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting.
I just noticed it.

lol, it does look like that... but that's what you get with looping animations [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

04-22-2003, 01:02 PM	#241
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Fellowhip leaves rivendell frodo- "Hey" Gimli- "Hey" Legolas- "hey" Gandafl- "hey" Boromir- "Hey" Everybody- "Hey, Hey, Hey!" All Together- "It's fun to stay at the" Y M C A "It's fun to stay at the" Y M C A just another random thought.... __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

04-22-2003, 09:21 PM	#242
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	OK, One Axe! A little creepy. Yeah, scary. But freakin' funny all the same! Props! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-24-2003, 04:47 PM	#244
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	I could DEFINETLY picture Gimli saying, "Oh, yeah, baby!" Okay, here's mine- Aragorn comes through the doors of Theoden's palace. Eowyn comes forth dressed like a Bonney Lass, then she says in an Irish accent, "Welcome ta Rrrohan!" Then Merry comes out dressed like one o' the Little Folk (leprechauns), playing a flute, & step dancing. ( I thought o' that one while I was sleepin' last night. Me ma's part Irish.) Okay, I'm getting too into the spirit...! __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-25-2003, 04:48 PM	#246
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Welcome to the Downs Durlossiel! I'm outta ideas so everybody just keep on doin' the ~wave~ for Borry! Bye! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

05-04-2003, 05:26 PM	#247
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	O.K. I thought of this last night: Rosie comes home with 13 wiggling shopping bags. Sam & Frodo (who are having a beer drinking contest) come to see what's going on. Sam: Rosie, I told you, 'Make sure the chicken's DEAD when you buy it.' Frodo: snicker, snicker Rosie dumps the bags out revealing 13 babies Sam; Rosie, what- Rosie: Oh, Sam! They were having a SALE at Khol's! They direct there attention to a corner Sam; What's with the alligator? Rosie: It was 1 of those Buy 13 Get An Alligator Free things OK I'M STUUUUUPID The alligator came from the time I was changing around the words to 'Gossip Folks' __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

04-23-2003, 10:54 AM	#243
Morwen steelsheen Guest Posts: n/a	You guys are all so funny!!!!!!! I've got a couple You'll have to let me know if you like them, their making fun of some very untolkien lines inthe movie. Aragorn: I swore to protect you. Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself? Aragorn: pauses Well I don't know, but I could jolly well try! Also in Lotr....... Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc> Legolas&Gimili: O yea baby!!!!!

05-04-2003, 08:00 PM	#248
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	this is kind of off topic, but heres what sam dose after high school. Sam is a fat highschool dropout that is constantly searching for Frodo. When he isnt looking on the internet hes running through the streets topless with sings and banners of Frodo.The sings read:Frodo Baggins wnnted dead or alive.(dead is scratched out)...to be continued gandalf airline services. the only place to FLY YOU FOOLS!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-09-2003, 07:45 AM	#249
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	I have images in my head of the ents somersaulting towards Isengard and stopping at the gates/walls in a Charlies' Angels pose. Help me, please... the men in white coats come running [ May 09, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-09-2003, 11:07 AM	#250
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Aragorn is lying on the ground, listening for the Uruk-Hai. Aragorn: Hmmm, I think we may be getting close- suddenly a hoard of Uruks stampede across Aragorn, squishing him underfoot __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-09-2003, 11:10 AM	#251
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	dies __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-09-2003, 11:11 AM	#252
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	sorry... am I that bad? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-09-2003, 11:16 AM	#253
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	comes back to life No, you're not bad, I just died laughing! dies again __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-09-2003, 11:20 AM	#254
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Well, die away then [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-09-2003, 11:41 AM	#255
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Elrond's Council- Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though squealy voice I only four!!!! holds up 4 fingers over his eyes (It's much funnier when said. My sister & I had a field day with the "I only four" scenario) AND YOU, LEGOLAS LUVER*1!!!! BE NICE TO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

05-09-2003, 11:47 AM	#256
Lily Bombadil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hold on...let me consult this broken compass... Posts: 279	Completely off topic, but I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back. ??? __________________ "YOU!" "Indeed."

05-09-2003, 12:11 PM	#257
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Gandalf reveals himself. Aragorn: It cannot be... Gandalf pulls off a mask and reveals himself to in fact be Bill Ferny. Bill: No, it can't, Strider! evil grin Aragorn thwaps Bill over the head with his sword and trudges off* (God knows why Bill Ferny came into my head at that moment...) __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-09-2003, 01:39 PM	#258
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I'm not sure what this should be counted as but here it goes. --------------------------------------- off screen the actors drive p.J crazy with ?'s. can i do this or that...... P.J: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! P.J runs off cliff. He gracefuly floats back up. Billy: uhhhh, howd you float. P.J: um, (he says very nerdy like)I kept this daisy.(he points above his head.Billy plucks off a petal.) Billy:P.J. that would NEVER hold you. P.J.: O right.(he falls.) __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-09-2003, 01:54 PM	#259
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	dont think im crazy, it just came to me. ----------------------------------------- bilbo is about to leave bag end when a clan of gangsters parks in front of the gate. One pulls out a gun, laughs crazaly, shoots up the hobbit hole& drives off. Bilbo: I'll get you sons of ...P.J.cuts him off P.J.: Take it easy!!!Its repairable. (He breaks down & cries) MY SET!!!!!!! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-09-2003, 02:06 PM	#260
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	THIS IS STUPID ----------------------- GANDALF: HOLD OUT YOUR HAND FRODO. FRODO LOOKS UNCERTAIN. GANDALF: IT'S QUITE COOL. HE PUTS THE RING IN FRODO'S HAND. HE STARTS CRYING & JUMPING IN CIRCLES. GANDALF: THATS FUNNY. IT WASNT EVEN IN THE FIRE.(HE SITS BACK & LAUGHS.) __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-09-2003, 02:46 PM	#261
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	ok... here's mine.. I think it may have been done b4.. but that's ok! Pippin:What's that?! Merry:This, my friend is a pint! Pippin: It comes in Pints? Pippin rushes off Sam: You've already had half a pint! Pippin comes back Merry:What's that?!?! Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!! PJ:CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-09-2003, 06:46 PM	#264
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Okay, well this sounded good in my head: Aragorn and the hobbits are on the way to Rivendell. Aragorn: "Quiet today. Very quiet. Isn't it, Frodo?" "Yes, Strider." "I don't know why it is so quiet. Do you know, Merry?" "No, Strider." "It's extremely quiet. Right, Sam?" "Yes, Strider." <silence> "Did I mention I strapped Pippin to Bill's back and gagged him?" <silence> "Quiet today..." __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

05-10-2003, 04:40 AM	#265
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Okay, my last blooper was pages ago, so I haven't done this in a while. Out of practice. Uhh... Gollum: No! No! No master! They catch you! They catch you. Don't go to Him. He wants you, my precioussss. Always he's looking for you. And you, preciousss is wanting to go back to him, but we musn't let him have you! Okay yes, you can tell I'm out of practice, can't you? ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-10-2003, 02:35 PM	#266
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	AFTER READING THESE I FOUND A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO ''SNORTING COKE!!!!!!'' __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-10-2003, 02:55 PM	#267
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	lol!! Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider- Eomer and the Rohirrim storm into the room and squish Theoden Eomer: We're here- oops... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-10-2003, 03:06 PM	#268
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	hehe Eowyn picks up sword, starts swinging it around, hears Aragorn, swings around... Aragorn:HOLY ERU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Eowyn takes sword back, noticing it's all bloody.. Eowyn:emm, oops? PJ:CUT!!!!!!!!!! Viggo (this is taken from the event that happened when viggo had his tooth knocked out)admist groans and shrieks of pain No, Pete, I'll just looks at arm and screams superglue it back on..finish the scene. ahh, lame I know...I need practice! lol [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-10-2003, 11:10 PM	#269
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	THIS SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD. --------------------------- GALADRIEL:THINGS THAT WERE, THINGS THAT ARE& AOME THINGS THAT HAVE NOT YET(RED FROM THAT 70'S SHOW POPS OUT OF NOWARE& CUTS HER OFF) RED:....GONE UP YOUR @$$ ----------------------- IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD. __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-11-2003, 02:15 PM	#270
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	Sorry, I never even payed attention.I'll be more carefull. Lol to all!!! I am shaking with laughter!! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-11-2003, 07:28 PM	#271
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	Bilbo& Gandalf are at Bag-end. Lobelia: Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins.(Bilbo hides Gandalf awnsers the door.) Gandalf:Hes not at home. Lobelia:I want the truth!!!! Gandalf:You cant handle the truth!!!! Bilbo:Ooh, deja vu! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-11-2003, 08:06 PM	#273
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	Galadrieloftheolden,I think I broke a rib!!! That was good!!! quote: I am the walurs.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-11-2003, 08:09 PM	#274
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	"I am the walrus" is actually a Beatles song, I believe. And a really good one, too! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

05-11-2003, 08:15 PM	#275
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting. I just noticed it. __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-11-2003, 08:19 PM	#276
Bali The Dwarf Guest Posts: n/a	At Helms Deep: Gimli: "Oh, Common, we can take em!" Aragorn: "Are you sure?" Gimli: pulls out uzi "No Prob.

05-11-2003, 08:28 PM	#277
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	I just thought of a song for Gimli. It goes like this: Gimliiii's baby back ribs!!!!! Stupid, I know. __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-12-2003, 09:18 PM	#278
legolas luver*1 Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Underneath Legolas's bed, poking the mattress, while he's on it. Posts: 36	Legolas has Gimli by the beard. Legolas: Id never let you down even if I could...... Gimli:So hold me when I'm here....love me when I'm gone! Legolas:Really!?(he lets go of Gimli's baerd)I LOVE YOU!!!! Gimli [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]UMB BLOND!!!!! __________________ O show me the way to go home! I'm tired & I wanna go to bed. I had a little drink about an hour ago & it's gotten right to my head. Wherever I may roam: by land, or sea, or foam, you can find me hear just singin' this song! Show me the way to go home!

05-13-2003, 03:58 PM	#279
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	I don't know if this really counts as a blooper, but when I went to TTT someone in the theater said "I thought they killed the dragon" when the nazgul flew over on the...ummm...whatever it was, not a dragon though. Also, at Helm's Deep when the old guy shoots the orc and Aragorn yells at him, someone said "oops". I think it was the same person. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Don't let me die!