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The Only Real Estel · 02-25-2005, 03:23 PM

Aragorn/Boromir Pic
Denethor (to Boromir): "Oh my, I do hope you're all right, those splinters can be nasty things. What a whopper! At least a foot long I should think. Was probably Faramir's fault. We'd better put some more bandages on it. If you die I'll never forgive my second born."

Aragorn: "He really doesn't like him, does he?"

Denethor: "Come Boromir, lets get those bandages, and have that scruffy scoundrel thrown out, I don't like the looks of him."

wilwarin538 · 02-25-2005, 03:28 PM

Faramir: So Legolas, you think your good with a bow? Well just watch this.
* shoots and hits a piece of wood about a foot from where he should of * That's not fair. I wasn't ready. ONE more time.

The Only Real Estel · 02-25-2005, 03:34 PM

Faramir soon tired of the anonymous gangrel creature that always stole his nightly meal of fish right out from under his nose. Though strangely the chips were always left behind...

TomBrady12 · 02-25-2005, 04:54 PM

Faramir's initial reaction upon seeing Pippin wearing his old tower guard costume.

"My Daddy MADE THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!"

TB12: Dynasty

Nimrodel_9 · 02-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Faramir is easily distracted.

Foul scum of Mordor! Quiver under my gaze! Prepare to-- Hey! There`s a cute little bug on my string!

The Elf-warrior · 02-25-2005, 08:53 PM

Faramir teaches his soldiers Archery 101.

Fingolfin II · 02-25-2005, 09:26 PM

Faramir finds out that Eowyn wasn't over Aragorn after all.

Gil-Galad · 02-25-2005, 10:16 PM

Faramir:aha! twisted orc! no one expects the Gondorish Inquisiton! our cheif weapon is fear, surprise...our 2 cheif weapons are fear, surprise and devotion to the pope...three! three cheif weapons in my totally blundaring in which i have state,how do you plea!

Lhunardawen · 02-26-2005, 03:14 AM

Faramir avenges his brother's broken hand.

luthien-elvenprincess · 02-26-2005, 01:41 PM

Faramir contemplates, "I wonder if the symbolism of releasing a 21-flaming arrow salute at Dad's funeral will be well received by the Gondorian gentry?"

Lalwendë · 02-27-2005, 10:37 AM

Faramir spots a Barrow-Downer and decides to take his revenge: "I'm sick to death of you all taking the mick out of me on Crazy Captions! See how you like this!"

Estelyn Telcontar · 02-27-2005, 12:34 PM

Faramir meets Peter Jackson. "So you thought you were improving the movie by changing my character?!"

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-27-2005, 02:20 PM

Boromir just didn't get it; Faramir really hated rap music.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-27-2005, 04:09 PM

Faramir: Where does Legolas get his lemon scented arrows? Maybe I should ask him. No, then he would--Legolas! I, uh, didn't see you there! Steal your arrow? No, no, not me!............

Lalwendë · 02-27-2005, 04:17 PM

Faramir tries out his latest purchase from The Shopping Channel, a Bullworker. Two weeks later it will be dumped in the broom cupboard along with his Tamagotchi, that foot spa (which seemed such a good buy at the time) and his Rubik's Cube.

Nimrodel_9 · 02-28-2005, 07:16 PM

Blast! There goes my elbow! Stuck again! Is anyone there? Boromir! Boromir?!...... Daddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Oddwen · 02-28-2005, 08:37 PM

Faramir: Dad, can I ask you a question?

Denethor: Shoot.

Faramir: Well, okay...

The Only Real Estel · 02-28-2005, 09:03 PM

Carl readied his silver arrows as the werewolf attacked Van Helsing.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-28-2005, 11:26 PM

Faramir was a little to eager to show Frodo what he thought Isildur's Bane was.

Frodo happened to be casted as Isildur.

Witch_Queen · 03-01-2005, 10:49 AM

Faramir Pic.

Faramir and Denathor spending some father and son time together.

Faramir: Come on Father how am I suppose to get this arrow into that apple on your head if you don't stop moving.

Denathor: But I'm afraid you may miss.

Faramir: Come on don't you trust me?

Denathor: Thats the thing I don't trust you.

Maeggaladiel · 03-01-2005, 11:12 AM

As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian echoes through city, Faramir realizes that he really, really needs contact lenses.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-01-2005, 11:40 AM

Faramir: I'll shoot you if you don't post a new pic!

Alien abduction was around, even in Middle Earth.

Meela · 03-01-2005, 12:00 PM

Gimli competently proves that there is no such thing as a 'place where the sun doesn't shine'.

Boromir88 · 03-01-2005, 12:10 PM

Gimli: Come on Saruman, come here, try to break the light, I dare you.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 03-01-2005, 12:40 PM

The unfavorable reaction of Dwarves on being told to clean their rooms is brought to light.

Witch_Queen · 03-01-2005, 12:57 PM

Follow the light Gimli.. Follow the light!

Despite the voices in his head Gimli turns away from the light.

Lalwendë · 03-01-2005, 01:10 PM

Peter Jackson's Terminator 4 : Rise of the Gonnhirrim.

The T3 and a half awakens and says: "I need your boots, your axe and some of that pipeweed stuff might be nice".

Formendacil · 03-01-2005, 01:19 PM

Gimli: "Orks can't bear the sunlight, right? Then we are safe until nightfall...."

Atarah · 03-01-2005, 01:48 PM

Gimli hoped that no one noticed him "bottom burp" into a nearby flame...

Maeggaladiel · 03-01-2005, 02:15 PM

The cave troll aligns the sights on his troll-sized sniper rifle. That dwarf never saw it comin'.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 03-01-2005, 03:21 PM

Gimli: All right! Who ordered the roast pork?

The Elf-warrior · 03-01-2005, 03:24 PM

Gimli tries to decide which axe to use.

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-01-2005, 03:35 PM

Boromir's disco was REALY getting on Gimli's nerves. Finally he decided to take matters into his own hands.

Lalwendë · 03-01-2005, 03:57 PM

The morning after the night before, Gimli surveys the damage wrought by his hotel room trashing spree.

davem · 03-01-2005, 04:01 PM

'For the last time you guys. I DID NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!'

TomBrady12 · 03-01-2005, 06:07 PM

Gimli could scarcely contain the lust that shot through him the moment he laid eyes on that beautiful cave troll. Roaring fires and malt beer would never compare to the fires roaring in her eyes, and the supple curve of her hips...

Gandalf: *(sighs)* "Perhaps it's time I conjure him up a girlfriend...."

TB12

**The Saucepan Man** · 03-01-2005, 06:58 PM

Gimli: Hey Indie, now we are in the Well of Souls, let's find the Ark.

Legolas: The Dwarf has finally cracked ...!

Gil-Galad · 03-01-2005, 07:04 PM

Gimli: Bloody orcs... this was our famous Dwarvish Singing theatare! home to our most favourite one! "The bearded lady solves the mystery of the Balrog-wing conundrom"

luthien-elvenprincess · 03-02-2005, 07:15 AM

Gimli is fiercely determined that it is his turn on the tanning bed!

Rimbaud · 03-02-2005, 07:25 AM

Gimli's sheer incompetence at the Find the Large White Box game really got to his friends in the end.

02-25-2005, 03:28 PM	#4162
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	Faramir: So Legolas, you think your good with a bow? Well just watch this. * shoots and hits a piece of wood about a foot from where he should of * That's not fair. I wasn't ready. ONE more time. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

02-25-2005, 08:44 PM	#4165
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Faramir is easily distracted. Foul scum of Mordor! Quiver under my gaze! Prepare to-- Hey! There`s a cute little bug on my string! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-25-2005, 08:53 PM	#4166
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Faramir teaches his soldiers Archery 101. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-25-2005, 09:26 PM	#4167
Fingolfin II Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Where you want me to be Posts: 1,039	Faramir finds out that Eowyn wasn't over Aragorn after all. __________________ Et Eärello Endorenna utúlien. Sinome maruvan ar Hildinyar tenn' Ambar-metta.

02-25-2005, 10:16 PM	#4168
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Faramir:aha! twisted orc! no one expects the Gondorish Inquisiton! our cheif weapon is fear, surprise...our 2 cheif weapons are fear, surprise and devotion to the pope...three! three cheif weapons in my totally blundaring in which i have state,how do you plea! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-25-2005, 03:23 PM	#4161
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Aragorn/Boromir Pic Denethor (to Boromir): "Oh my, I do hope you're all right, those splinters can be nasty things. What a whopper! At least a foot long I should think. Was probably Faramir's fault. We'd better put some more bandages on it. If you die I'll never forgive my second born." Aragorn: "He really doesn't like him, does he?" Denethor: "Come Boromir, lets get those bandages, and have that scruffy scoundrel thrown out, I don't like the looks of him."

02-25-2005, 03:34 PM	#4163
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Faramir soon tired of the anonymous gangrel creature that always stole his nightly meal of fish right out from under his nose. Though strangely the chips were always left behind...

02-25-2005, 04:54 PM	#4164
TomBrady12 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Red Sox Nation Posts: 69	Faramir's initial reaction upon seeing Pippin wearing his old tower guard costume. "My Daddy MADE THAT FOR ME!!!!!!!" TB12: Dynasty

02-26-2005, 03:14 AM	#4169
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,724	Aww...how touching... Faramir avenges his brother's broken hand.

02-26-2005, 01:41 PM	#4170
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,034	Faramir contemplates, "I wonder if the symbolism of releasing a 21-flaming arrow salute at Dad's funeral will be well received by the Gondorian gentry?" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

02-27-2005, 10:37 AM	#4171
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Faramir spots a Barrow-Downer and decides to take his revenge: "I'm sick to death of you all taking the mick out of me on Crazy Captions! See how you like this!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-27-2005, 12:34 PM	#4172
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,645	Faramir meets Peter Jackson. "So you thought you were improving the movie by changing my character?!" __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

02-27-2005, 02:20 PM	#4173
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Boromir just didn't get it; Faramir really hated rap music. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-27-2005, 04:09 PM	#4174
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	He's been caught. Faramir: Where does Legolas get his lemon scented arrows? Maybe I should ask him. No, then he would--Legolas! I, uh, didn't see you there! Steal your arrow? No, no, not me!............ __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-27-2005, 04:17 PM	#4175
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Faramir tries out his latest purchase from The Shopping Channel, a Bullworker. Two weeks later it will be dumped in the broom cupboard along with his Tamagotchi, that foot spa (which seemed such a good buy at the time) and his Rubik's Cube. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-28-2005, 07:16 PM	#4176
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 786	Faramir goes coney hunting....alone. Blast! There goes my elbow! Stuck again! Is anyone there? Boromir! Boromir?!...... Daddeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

02-28-2005, 08:37 PM	#4177
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Faramir: Dad, can I ask you a question? Denethor: Shoot. Faramir: Well, okay... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

02-28-2005, 09:03 PM	#4178
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Carl readied his silver arrows as the werewolf attacked Van Helsing.

02-28-2005, 11:26 PM	#4179
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	A history lesson gone wrong. Faramir was a little to eager to show Frodo what he thought Isildur's Bane was. Frodo happened to be casted as Isildur. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

03-01-2005, 10:49 AM	#4180
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Faramir Pic. Faramir and Denathor spending some father and son time together. Faramir: Come on Father how am I suppose to get this arrow into that apple on your head if you don't stop moving. Denathor: But I'm afraid you may miss. Faramir: Come on don't you trust me? Denathor: Thats the thing I don't trust you. __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

03-01-2005, 11:12 AM	#4181
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	As the scream of yet another fallen Gondorian echoes through city, Faramir realizes that he really, really needs contact lenses. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-01-2005, 11:40 AM	#4182
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Faramir: I'll shoot you if you don't post a new pic! Alien abduction was around, even in Middle Earth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-01-2005, 12:00 PM	#4183
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,118	Gimli competently proves that there is no such thing as a 'place where the sun doesn't shine'. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

03-01-2005, 12:10 PM	#4184
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Gimli: Come on Saruman, come here, try to break the light, I dare you.

03-01-2005, 12:40 PM	#4185
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	The unfavorable reaction of Dwarves on being told to clean their rooms is brought to light. __________________ peace

03-01-2005, 12:57 PM	#4186
Witch_Queen Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pandora's box... "LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Posts: 344	Follow the light Gimli.. Follow the light! Despite the voices in his head Gimli turns away from the light. __________________ And when this life is over... and I stand before the God... I'll dream I'm back here standing in my nowhere land of Oz.....

03-01-2005, 01:10 PM	#4187
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	Peter Jackson's Terminator 4 : Rise of the Gonnhirrim. The T3 and a half awakens and says: "I need your boots, your axe and some of that pipeweed stuff might be nice". __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-01-2005, 01:19 PM	#4188
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,347	Gimli: "Orks can't bear the sunlight, right? Then we are safe until nightfall...." __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

03-01-2005, 01:48 PM	#4189
Atarah Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Nowhere fun Posts: 23	Gimli hoped that no one noticed him "bottom burp" into a nearby flame...

03-01-2005, 02:15 PM	#4190
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 512	The cave troll aligns the sights on his troll-sized sniper rifle. That dwarf never saw it comin'. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

03-01-2005, 03:21 PM	#4191
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,851	Gimli: All right! Who ordered the roast pork?

03-01-2005, 03:24 PM	#4192
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gimli tries to decide which axe to use. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

03-01-2005, 03:35 PM	#4193
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Boromir's disco was REALY getting on Gimli's nerves. Finally he decided to take matters into his own hands. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-01-2005, 03:57 PM	#4194
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,814	The morning after the night before, Gimli surveys the damage wrought by his hotel room trashing spree. __________________ Gordon's alive!

03-01-2005, 04:01 PM	#4195
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,256	'For the last time you guys. I DID NOT HAVE AN ANAL PROBE!' __________________ “Everything was an object. If you killed a dwarf you could use it as a weapon – it was no different to other large heavy objects."