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Gurthang · 07-04-2005, 09:59 PM

Saruman: "Gandalf, I'm sorry, but the economy isn't doing so well, so we have to make cuts. You've been let go. I'll need your staff and sword."

Gandalf:

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-04-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Gandalf: "I hope they post a new caption soon, my legs are killing me!"

Saruman: You think you've got troubles? I have to sit here on my knees. Lets see a new picture!

Pippin: I'll bet you never got all this abuse, Mr. Skeleton.

OR

Gandalf: Hold my hat Frodo.
Frodo: Sam, hold Gandalf's hat.
Sam: Merry Hold Gandalf's hat.
Merry: Pippin, hold Gandalf's hat.
Pippin: ... ... Blast!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 07-05-2005, 01:30 AM

Season sales on men's department were unpredictably trying at times.

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-05-2005, 02:43 AM

Pippin: What do you mean, you don't want to be a Hufflepuff??

empress_han · 07-05-2005, 04:31 AM

'Chaos, disorder, destruction...I see my work here is done'

much love Han X

Kath · 07-05-2005, 04:34 AM

Pippin: I thought Boromir died later?

Exp - there are three arrows in this guy.

Holbytlass · 07-05-2005, 06:41 AM

Pippin: I'm hungry, you got any food?

Meela · 07-05-2005, 08:22 AM

"So... come here often?"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-05-2005, 08:54 AM

Pippin: Gandalf, do we still have to take Gimli along. Only he's starting to smell.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Pippin: "This guy's not been getting enough Vitamin D."

The Only Real Estel · 07-05-2005, 09:19 AM

Pippin realized that he wasn't even close to having waited the longest for his wife to come out of the mall.

**The Saucepan Man** · 07-05-2005, 10:13 AM

David Entenborough: And here we see the aftermath of a Hobbit feeding frenzy. This particular specimen has recntly consumed an entire Wizard and rendered a Dwarf to mere bones in a matter of minutes ...

The Elf-warrior · 07-05-2005, 10:54 AM

Pippin marveled at the way Gandalf's corpse disintegrated.

Alcarillo · 07-05-2005, 11:42 AM

Pippin's first career was dressing the mannequins at the Moria Department Store.

mormegil · 07-05-2005, 11:48 AM

Pippin: (dancing and yelling) Look at me Gimli I'm a wizard...Gimli? Gimli? Oh crap!

the guy who be short · 07-05-2005, 11:58 AM

Pippin: Such lustrous ginger hair... Those flowing locks...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-05-2005, 12:41 PM

Apparently Gandalf's power resided in his hat; when it was stolen from him, he disintegrated.

The Only Real Estel · 07-05-2005, 04:55 PM

Pippin: "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be Parkington Lane, would you? You see I read on the back of...oh never mind, you'd never believe me - even if you were alive."

Gurthang · 07-05-2005, 05:33 PM

The skeleton next to Pippin startles everyone by suddenly bursting into song.

Kitanna · 07-05-2005, 05:39 PM

Skeleton: Listen kid, when your teacher tells you not to play with orcs you had better listen!

Gil-Galad · 07-05-2005, 06:00 PM

Pippin: i guess he didn't have Capital One...

Boromir88 · 07-05-2005, 06:31 PM

Pippin the Magnificent's, with his assistant Gimli, magic show goes deadly wrong.

or...

Skeleton: Aflack!

Catherine · 07-05-2005, 10:14 PM

Pippin: Hey look what i did....i guess the force is with me!

Lalwendë · 07-06-2005, 01:45 AM

It's 7am, the morning after the night before, and Pippin wishes he hadn't had that eighth pint.

luthien-elvenprincess · 07-06-2005, 04:11 AM

Pippen to dwarf skeleton, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..."

mormegil · 07-06-2005, 04:34 AM

Pippin: Huh!? Laura Flynn Boyle sure has grown a lot of facial hair.

Lhunardawen · 07-06-2005, 04:53 AM

Pippin gets an idea for a solution...*evil grin*

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 06:52 AM

Pippin: wow great impersonation of Gil-Galad being lynched!

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 07-06-2005, 07:24 AM

It sounded so much like the skeleton was giggling at him; Pippin decided that he should probably stop licking toads.

Boromir88 · 07-06-2005, 08:59 AM

Skeleton: He who delve into the well of death must answer me these questions three, and the bottom he see.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 02:42 PM

Pippin thought he'd never see the day when gandalf would go crazy on Gimli...

The Only Real Estel · 07-06-2005, 03:36 PM

Trip to Moria: $780

Tour guide: $20

Finding out that Gandalf's staff can double as a flamethrower and shoot arrows: Priceless.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 03:38 PM

stylist head gear: $36

Gurthang · 07-06-2005, 05:30 PM

Pippin decides not to drink from the pail.

Gil-Galad · 07-06-2005, 06:10 PM

Pippin: Must...resist...stupidity impulse...

Oddwen · 07-06-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gurthang

Pippin decides not to drink from the pail

...anymore.

Or...

P: Nice legwarmers, you 80's throwback freak.

Or...

P: Can you see the border of red thorns too? Gandalf thinks I'm insane...

Or...

P: Psst...I'm going to fill Gandalf's hat with dirt. Don't tell anyone.

Or...

P: Yeah, I used to work at an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. And then I worked at...

Or...

P: You! Off my planet!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-06-2005, 11:47 PM

Skeleton: I never wanted to be a skeleton. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! … [And so on]

Lhunardawen · 07-07-2005, 01:26 AM

Pippin sees a companion he would prefer over Gandalf.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 07-07-2005, 02:11 AM

Pippin: What do you mean "Balrogs do have wings"?

The Only Real Estel · 07-07-2005, 06:49 AM

There was something about that flowing hair...that heavy beard. Hadn't Pippin seen this character before in the outfield of the Boston Red Sox?

07-04-2005, 09:59 PM	#5841
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: "Gandalf, I'm sorry, but the economy isn't doing so well, so we have to make cuts. You've been let go. I'll need your staff and sword." Gandalf: __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-05-2005, 01:30 AM	#5843
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Season sales on men's department were unpredictably trying at times. __________________ Fenris Wolf

07-05-2005, 02:43 AM	#5844
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,499	Pippin: What do you mean, you don't want to be a Hufflepuff?? __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

07-05-2005, 04:31 AM	#5845
empress_han Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Kent, UK Posts: 25	'Chaos, disorder, destruction...I see my work here is done' much love Han X __________________ Aerodynamically the bumble bee shouldn't be able to fly....he doesn't know that so he goes on flying anyway!

07-05-2005, 04:34 AM	#5846
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Pippin: I thought Boromir died later? Exp - there are three arrows in this guy. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

07-05-2005, 06:41 AM	#5847
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Pippin: I'm hungry, you got any food? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-05-2005, 08:22 AM	#5848
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	"So... come here often?" __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

07-05-2005, 08:54 AM	#5849
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Pippin: Gandalf, do we still have to take Gimli along. Only he's starting to smell. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-05-2005, 09:19 AM	#5850
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Pippin: "This guy's not been getting enough Vitamin D." __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-05-2005, 09:19 AM	#5851
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	5 hours & counting... Pippin realized that he wasn't even close to having waited the longest for his wife to come out of the mall.

07-05-2005, 10:13 AM	#5852
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Middle-earth Natural History David Entenborough: And here we see the aftermath of a Hobbit feeding frenzy. This particular specimen has recntly consumed an entire Wizard and rendered a Dwarf to mere bones in a matter of minutes ... __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

07-05-2005, 10:54 AM	#5853
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin marveled at the way Gandalf's corpse disintegrated. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-05-2005, 11:42 AM	#5854
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Pippin's first career was dressing the mannequins at the Moria Department Store.

07-05-2005, 11:48 AM	#5855
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Pippin: (dancing and yelling) Look at me Gimli I'm a wizard...Gimli? Gimli? Oh crap! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-05-2005, 11:58 AM	#5856
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Pippin: Such lustrous ginger hair... Those flowing locks...

07-05-2005, 12:41 PM	#5857
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Apparently Gandalf's power resided in his hat; when it was stolen from him, he disintegrated. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-05-2005, 04:55 PM	#5858
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Pippin: "Excuse me, but you wouldn't happen to be Parkington Lane, would you? You see I read on the back of...oh never mind, you'd never believe me - even if you were alive."

07-05-2005, 05:33 PM	#5859
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	The skeleton next to Pippin startles everyone by suddenly bursting into song. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-05-2005, 05:39 PM	#5860
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Skeleton: Listen kid, when your teacher tells you not to play with orcs you had better listen! __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-05-2005, 06:00 PM	#5861
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Pippin: i guess he didn't have Capital One... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-05-2005, 06:31 PM	#5862
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Pippin the Magnificent's, with his assistant Gimli, magic show goes deadly wrong. or... Skeleton: Aflack! __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-05-2005, 10:14 PM	#5863
Catherine Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 297	Pippin: Hey look what i did....i guess the force is with me! __________________ ~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~

07-06-2005, 01:45 AM	#5864
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	It's 7am, the morning after the night before, and Pippin wishes he hadn't had that eighth pint. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-06-2005, 04:11 AM	#5865
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Pippen to dwarf skeleton, "I'm trying to imagine you with a personality..." __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

07-06-2005, 04:34 AM	#5866
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Pippin: Huh!? Laura Flynn Boyle sure has grown a lot of facial hair. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

07-06-2005, 04:53 AM	#5867
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf overdose? Pippin gets an idea for a solution...evil grin Last edited by Lhunardawen; 07-06-2005 at 05:09 AM.

07-06-2005, 06:52 AM	#5868
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Pippin: wow great impersonation of Gil-Galad being lynched! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 07:24 AM	#5869
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	It sounded so much like the skeleton was giggling at him; Pippin decided that he should probably stop licking toads. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

07-06-2005, 08:59 AM	#5870
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Skeleton: He who delve into the well of death must answer me these questions three, and the bottom he see. __________________ Fenris Penguin

07-06-2005, 02:42 PM	#5871
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Pippin thought he'd never see the day when gandalf would go crazy on Gimli... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 03:36 PM	#5872
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Masssster Card Trip to Moria: $780 Tour guide: $20 Finding out that Gandalf's staff can double as a flamethrower and shoot arrows: Priceless.

07-06-2005, 03:38 PM	#5873
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	also add: stylist head gear: $36 __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 05:30 PM	#5874
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	bad water Pippin decides not to drink from the pail. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-06-2005, 06:10 PM	#5875
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Pippin: Must...resist...stupidity impulse... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-06-2005, 11:47 PM	#5877
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Skeleton: I never wanted to be a skeleton. I wanted to be a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree! … [And so on] __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...