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Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2005, 11:16 AM

Unfortunately, the eruption of the mountain caused Frodo to be sent back in time to when the Ring was first forged.

The Elf-warrior · 08-23-2005, 11:37 AM

Fortunately Frodo quickly returned to his own time.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-23-2005, 12:30 PM

Unfortunately Sauron had forged a spare Ring back in time, and Frodo took it - after biting off Sauron's other finger.

Meneltarmacil · 08-23-2005, 12:36 PM

Fortunately, this new Ring was made of chocolate, and Frodo ate it.

Gil-Galad · 08-23-2005, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately,Frodo was allergic to Chocolate

THE Ka · 08-23-2005, 12:44 PM

Fortunately, through the graceful digestion of Crisco cooked over a hot-burner, Frodo saved his own life and had a wonderful brownie-sale with the remains, thus raising enough money to make his own ring...

~ Aesthete

Meneltarmacil · 08-23-2005, 12:46 PM

Unfortunately, the entire world suddenly turned into a gigantic all-meat pizza with no anchovies for no discernable reason.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-23-2005, 01:21 PM

Fortunately, the World of Middle Earth was fine.

The Elf-warrior · 08-23-2005, 06:49 PM

Unfortunately the Balrog burnt down Bag End.

Meneltarmacil · 08-23-2005, 06:51 PM

Fortunately, the fire department arrived in time to put it out.

Gil-Galad · 08-23-2005, 06:52 PM

Unfortunately Gandalf left his cloak in there to scare some childeren, so naked-Gandalf began wandering around

Boromir88 · 08-23-2005, 07:17 PM

Fortunately the Shirriffs caught and retained naked-Gandalf in time for him not to attract much attention...and so took him to Hobbit Jail.

Meneltarmacil · 08-23-2005, 07:19 PM

Unfortunately, there was a huge earthquake, several volcanoes erupted, a freak tornado, tsunami, hurricane, meteor shower, etc., etc.

The Elf-warrior · 08-23-2005, 07:25 PM

Fortunately these things happened only in areas under the dominion of Sauron.

Meneltarmacil · 08-23-2005, 07:26 PM

Unfortunately, that's where Frodo was at the time.

The Elf-warrior · 08-23-2005, 07:36 PM

Fortunately the Ring was destroyed by an erupting volcano.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-23-2005, 10:58 PM

Unfortunately, Sam was with Frodo to Mordor.

THE Ka · 08-23-2005, 11:03 PM

Fortunately, a mysterious editor with a knack for making sequels and drainning writers, was not pleased with the current ending put Frodo and Sam back with the ring at the start of Mordor, this time wearing a flame-resistant fake mustaches...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 03:15 AM

Unfortunately, the moustaches were iron and belonged to Tony Cash (with his Iron Moustache) and he came to take them back!

Kath · 08-24-2005, 04:24 AM

Fortunately Tony Cash had become demagnetised and so was repelled by the iron moustaches.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 06:33 AM

. . . Frodo loves cheese.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 06:42 AM

Fortunately, this had nothing to do with what was going on.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 06:56 AM

. . . it had something to do with what was going on, for Tony Cash, as foreseen by Mandos, turned into cheese.

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 11:10 AM

Fortunatley being the cheese lover he was frodo ate johny cash as he pondered whether or not it was cannibalism

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-24-2005, 11:13 AM

Unfortunately, he thought it was and so handed himself over to the police.

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 11:22 AM

fortunately they relized hobbits and humans although similiar are not the same species so it wasn't cannabalism

The Elf-warrior · 08-24-2005, 11:26 AM

Unfortunately the Balrog burned up #3 Bagshot Row.

Morsul the Dark · 08-24-2005, 11:28 AM

Fortunately everyone was far enough away to be safe...except the hobbits at
#3 bagshot row

The Elf-warrior · 08-24-2005, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately the law is a bottomless pit and Frodo fell into it.

Orominuialwen · 08-24-2005, 05:25 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf uncloaked, who was still in the Lockholes, helped Frodo escape from them.

The Elf-warrior · 08-24-2005, 05:50 PM

Unfortunately the Balrog burned down many Shire villages.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-24-2005, 08:54 PM

. . . the Shire villagers burned down the Balrog, starting with its wings.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 02:41 AM

Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings.

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2005, 07:14 AM

Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded.

THE Ka · 08-25-2005, 11:50 AM

Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs...

~ Aesthete

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-25-2005, 12:16 PM

Fortunately, these Balrogs tried to fly off the edge of a cliff, but not having wings (or if they did, they could not use them) they fell to the ground and died.

High King Fingolfin · 08-25-2005, 12:57 PM

Unfortunately Middle-Earth turned upside-down, Illuvatar being very bored.

Kath · 08-25-2005, 04:11 PM

Fortunately he soon realised that he should be above that sort of thing and turned everything the right way up again.

Meneltarmacil · 08-25-2005, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, Meneltarmacil stole the Ring and became Ruler of all Arda.

Elrowen Tinúviel · 08-25-2005, 06:42 PM

Fortunately, Aragorn cut off Meneltarmacil's finger, and through the Ring into the crack of Doom.

~Elrowen

08-23-2005, 11:16 AM	#1121
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the eruption of the mountain caused Frodo to be sent back in time to when the Ring was first forged. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-23-2005, 11:37 AM	#1122
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately Frodo quickly returned to his own time. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-23-2005, 12:36 PM	#1124
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this new Ring was made of chocolate, and Frodo ate it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-23-2005, 12:38 PM	#1125
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately,Frodo was allergic to Chocolate __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-23-2005, 12:44 PM	#1126
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, through the graceful digestion of Crisco cooked over a hot-burner, Frodo saved his own life and had a wonderful brownie-sale with the remains, thus raising enough money to make his own ring... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-23-2005, 12:30 PM	#1123
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately Sauron had forged a spare Ring back in time, and Frodo took it - after biting off Sauron's other finger.

08-23-2005, 12:46 PM	#1127
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, the entire world suddenly turned into a gigantic all-meat pizza with no anchovies for no discernable reason. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-23-2005, 01:21 PM	#1128
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the World of Middle Earth was fine. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-23-2005, 06:49 PM	#1129
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Balrog burnt down Bag End. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-23-2005, 06:51 PM	#1130
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the fire department arrived in time to put it out. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-23-2005, 06:52 PM	#1131
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately Gandalf left his cloak in there to scare some childeren, so naked-Gandalf began wandering around __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-23-2005, 07:17 PM	#1132
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Fortunately the Shirriffs caught and retained naked-Gandalf in time for him not to attract much attention...and so took him to Hobbit Jail. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-23-2005, 07:19 PM	#1133
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, there was a huge earthquake, several volcanoes erupted, a freak tornado, tsunami, hurricane, meteor shower, etc., etc. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-23-2005, 07:25 PM	#1134
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately these things happened only in areas under the dominion of Sauron. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-23-2005, 07:26 PM	#1135
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, that's where Frodo was at the time. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-23-2005, 07:36 PM	#1136
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately the Ring was destroyed by an erupting volcano. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-23-2005, 10:58 PM	#1137
Elrowen Tinúviel Registered User Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 45	Unfortunately, Sam was with Frodo to Mordor.

08-23-2005, 11:03 PM	#1138
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, a mysterious editor with a knack for making sequels and drainning writers, was not pleased with the current ending put Frodo and Sam back with the ring at the start of Mordor, this time wearing a flame-resistant fake mustaches... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-24-2005, 03:15 AM	#1139
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, the moustaches were iron and belonged to Tony Cash (with his Iron Moustache) and he came to take them back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 04:24 AM	#1140
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Fortunately Tony Cash had become demagnetised and so was repelled by the iron moustaches. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

08-24-2005, 06:33 AM	#1141
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . Frodo loves cheese. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-24-2005, 06:42 AM	#1142
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, this had nothing to do with what was going on. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 06:56 AM	#1143
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Unfortunately . . . . . . it had something to do with what was going on, for Tony Cash, as foreseen by Mandos, turned into cheese. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 08-24-2005 at 06:59 AM. Reason: royal confusion

08-24-2005, 11:10 AM	#1144
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunatley being the cheese lover he was frodo ate johny cash as he pondered whether or not it was cannibalism __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 11:13 AM	#1145
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, he thought it was and so handed himself over to the police. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-24-2005, 11:22 AM	#1146
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	fortunately they relized hobbits and humans although similiar are not the same species so it wasn't cannabalism __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 11:26 AM	#1147
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Balrog burned up #3 Bagshot Row. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-24-2005, 11:28 AM	#1148
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Fortunately everyone was far enough away to be safe...except the hobbits at #3 bagshot row __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

08-24-2005, 11:40 AM	#1149
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the law is a bottomless pit and Frodo fell into it. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-24-2005, 05:25 PM	#1150
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 632	Fortunately, Gandalf uncloaked, who was still in the Lockholes, helped Frodo escape from them. __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.)

08-24-2005, 05:50 PM	#1151
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately the Balrog burned down many Shire villages. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-24-2005, 08:54 PM	#1152
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Fortunately . . . . . . the Shire villagers burned down the Balrog, starting with its wings. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-25-2005, 02:41 AM	#1153
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, they gave up after they could not find the wings. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-25-2005, 07:14 AM	#1154
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Balrog was so confused over whether or not he had wings that his head exploded. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-25-2005, 11:50 AM	#1155
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Unfortunately, as with any great horror scene and monster, the Balrog's head which flew about in a sky of destruction and cheese eating was in many pieces which formed into more Balrogs... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?