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Old 06-27-2005, 03:15 PM   #641
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Fortunately the Ring did not claim the arm and began to roll away.
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:19 PM   #642
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Unfortunately the Ring rolled down Mount Doom into a forest that had just appeared.
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:21 PM   #643
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Fortunately, it was Fangorn and an Ent picked it up.
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Old 06-27-2005, 03:24 PM   #644
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Unfortunately, due to the Ring's xylophobia (fear of forests) it became so scared that it sprouted little legs and ran away as fast as possible.
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Fortunately it had no eyes so it ran right into Mt.Doom, and no one did anything cause thats what they wre trying to do was throw the ring into Mount Doom
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:17 AM   #646
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Unfortunately, at that moment, the Orcs fixed Mount Doom's engine and it rolled off towards the sunset, leaving the ring near to some Orcs!
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Old 06-28-2005, 11:18 AM   #647
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Fortunately the Orcs were terrible mechanics so Mt.Doom started swerving out-of-control, ran over all the orcs and stopped right in front of the ring
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Old 06-28-2005, 12:02 PM   #648
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Unfortunately for the Ring, it still did not have eyes and began rolling toward Mount Doom again.
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Fortunately, this was good for the rest of Middle Earth.
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Old 06-28-2005, 02:09 PM   #650
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Unfortunately the rest of Middle-Earth did not realise this so they destroyed Mount Doom!
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Fortunately the Ring rolled into the lava below where Mt. Doom was and thus was the Ring destroyed.
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Unfortunately, it was not the real One Ring to Rule Them All, but something that had been pulled out of a Cracker Jack box. So that didn't help.
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Fortunately thats how Sauron gained his ring, so Power was still destroyed and life continued on...till Frodo found out he had Diabetes and Sam begins his Oliphaunt/Balrog hunt...a BalPhaunt...or an Olirog...the name is still working out
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Unfortunately, one of the Oliphrogs stepped on Sam.
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Fortunately the Oliphrog was not very heavy because it was filled with burning hydrogen.
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Unfortunately the Oliphrog becan to have a little mishap...
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Fortunately, it was hosed down before it could catch fire and explode.
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Unfortunately, A dragon came!
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Fortunately it was as confused as everyone else about its sudden and unexplained appearance and quickly flew away again.
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Unfortunately, dragons inevitably get really angry and attempt to burn everything in sight to a crisp when they are confused.
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Fortunately the Dragon was a baby dragon, so only singed the hair
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Unfortunately mummy dragon had come looking for baby dragon and she burnt everything to a crisp.
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Fortunately, Frodo, the Hobbits and Gandalf were safe in a little cave.
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Unfortunately, it was full of giant hungry vampire bats.
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Fortunately, there was an earthquake that jarred the bats loose and shook them into the chasm that open below, consuming all of the bats and saving our heros.
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Unfortuantely the chasm let loose more Oliphrogs
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Fortunately, another tremor shut the chasm before they Oliphrogs could get out.
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Unfortunately Frodo was halfway into the chasm when it closed and so he was now trapped with his torso in the cave and his legs in the chasm!
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Unfortunately he ended up stuck in traffic...
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Unfortunately, the ant were being eaten by the giant Spiders from mars!
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Fortunately this affected Frodo in know absolute way so he tried to use is Personal Transporter Device again...
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Unfortunately a police constable arrested Legolas and brought him to a police station.
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Unfortunately Legolas' magical never-ending arrow holder had been stolen by the pickpockets and so he could not defeat the uruk-hai.
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