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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-02-2005, 11:30 PM

(Arwen pic)

Frodo: I think I'm gonna hurl.

Arwen: Shut up, Hobbit. I'm flirting here. (to Nazgûl) Hey, guys. We're lost, and I was just wondering . . .

(Merry pic)

Merry tries to run away from a crazed Éowyn.

Lhunardawen · 01-03-2005, 01:09 AM

Merry's stroke went wide. Now the Witch King's on to him.

But wait...where's the armor?

Oddwen · 01-03-2005, 09:18 AM

Merry: I don't think we're in the Shire anymore, Pip.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-03-2005, 02:29 PM

Congratulations Hookbill, 12 bonus points are yours! And that puts you in second place overall in the bonus points stakes.

*Merry was dismayed at the vitriolic reaction of the audience to his "Merry Christmas" pun.*

Boromir88 · 01-03-2005, 02:41 PM

::Merry starts having hallucinations::
Pippin: And you say I smoke too much?

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-03-2005, 02:50 PM

After Merry's desperate, yet unfruitful search for a can of air freshner:
"Ahem..uh...Eowen, you...you might wanna stand on the upwind side of me for awhile...so sorry. (hangs head in shame and embarrassment)

Evisse the Blue · 01-03-2005, 04:26 PM

Arwen pic: Stay BACK or the Halfling here gets it!

OR

"I have a sword and despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, I mustn't be afraid to use it!"

Merry pic:
Merry unwillingly caught a fleeting glimpse of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked.

THE Ka · 01-03-2005, 08:10 PM

OK, another picture... (I think it's been more than ten posts? Am I right? Oh, well.)

See Saruman? You did sign my release! Now cough up the keys old man!

Weak, I know but, I thought it was a cool picture...

~Pondering ka~

Oddwen · 01-03-2005, 09:21 PM

Wormie: Look, Théoden! It's my 3rd grade report card! It says that I got mostly D's...hey, look! I got an A at recess!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-03-2005, 10:34 PM

Gríma: See! We were married! When? Remember that vacation in Aldburg when we got ingloriously drunk?

Lalwendë · 01-04-2005, 02:08 AM

You see, Theoden, you signed the extended warranty in blood, so this means we are legally entitled to take four gold ducats from your bank account every month for life.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-04-2005, 04:11 AM

Grima got an honorary diploma from a knitting contest and was eager to hang it on the wall of the golden hall.

Meela · 01-04-2005, 11:24 AM

Disappointed by the wages Meduseld was handing out, Grima got himself a part-time job as a waiter.

Grima *examining the menu*: Yes, I would recommend Eowyn's stew. The finest to be had in Rohan!

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-04-2005, 12:02 PM

The attention given to detail in the making of the films was evident even in the style of the actors' contracts.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 01-04-2005, 12:47 PM

*I'm not falling down steps, getting shot by arrows, nothing, until I get my Danish pastry, just like it says here in my contract. Go on, try and do the film without me. How are you going to poison Theoden without me, huh? I don't work until I get my Danish*

More bonus points are available to the person who recognises that!

(This caption was not without a touch of irony, because the films as they were really could have been done without Grima.)

Fordim Hedgethistle · 01-04-2005, 01:21 PM

Grima: Now Mr Theoden, could you please read the bottom line of this for me? No? Well, how about the middle line? Still nothing? The top line perhaps? No again? Hmmmm. . .well I'm sorry but it seems your eyesight is just not good enough for us to re-issue your Kinging License.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-04-2005, 02:51 PM

Eomer, would that be from 'The Simpsons'?

************************

Grimer: Look Theoden, I've already sold my story to the Tabloids! Look; "What the Worm saw in Theoden's cupboard." If you don't want this printing, you'll give me that pay raise!

Boromir88 · 01-04-2005, 04:17 PM

Grima: You know Saruman, I've been thinking about the way you have been treating me, and I don't really appreciate it. I'm now in the service of the great eye. It's even been stamped and approved.

Nimrodel_9 · 01-04-2005, 04:43 PM

*Grima finds part of his name, "worm", in a gardening magazine.*
Grima to Theoden: See? See! They really do like me!

My lame attempt at humor.

Nim

Gurthang · 01-04-2005, 06:24 PM

Grima: Ha, I'm better than you are. See, I have Gandalf's autograph, Saruman's autograph, and Radagast's autograph! Beat that!

Grima: See this, it's a restraining order. That means you can't touch me. Wait, what are you doing with that lighter!?

The Only Real Estel · 01-04-2005, 09:00 PM

Grima: "What do you mean you won't honor my insurance claim!? It says right here, section 47, row 3, line 12: '...will cover laser hair removal that includes unwanted back hair, mustaches, and eyebrows.'!"

The Elf-warrior · 01-04-2005, 11:03 PM

Merry sees Tom Bombadil for the first time.

Grima: "Here it is Saruman! I got Theoden to sign over the sovereignty of Rohan in a national emergency to you. And I can declare an emergency."

Saruman: "I shall sign this treaty with pleasure. The machinery of war has started to move and Rohan shall be the first to be crushed in it's wheels."

Mithalwen · 01-05-2005, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by THE Ka

Pippin pic:

* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...

"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Gandalf: Ahem!

~A mysterious ka~

Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...

University of Wooloomooloo, Philosophy Faculty Song

"This is the Golden Elanor, emblem of our land
You can stick it in a bottle or you can hold it in your hand"

For one of my sister's Aussie colleaugues the solemnity of his aunt's funeral was somewhat compromised by the fact that they were all given a spray of the national flower to cast on the coffin. All he could think of during the ceremony as he clutched his bit of golden wattle was that song......

Oh well to get back to the captions:

Grima: " See I am not stupid, I have an external degree from The Unseen University , Ankh Morpork which cost me 20 gold pieces ..."

Theoden " Grima, apparently your degree has been "singed" by the vice chancellor C.M.O.T Dibbler and anyway there is no such place as Ankh Morpork..."

luthien-elvenprincess · 01-05-2005, 12:48 PM

Lookie here, Saruman...it just came in the mail today...the official certificate of my membership in the Napoleon Dynamite fan club! Don't be jealous...

**The Saucepan Man** · 01-05-2005, 01:03 PM

Saruman: Fool! Snivelling dog! The Palantir of Orthanc is lost ... lost I tell you! All is in ruin! I am undone!

Grima: Calm down dear, it's only a commercial - and luckily it's covered by your Tower-hold policy with Mordor Direct.

Bêthberry · 01-05-2005, 01:35 PM

Grima: What do you mean you can't see the fine print? What fine print! You think Saruman worries about the fine print?

Oddwen · 01-05-2005, 06:26 PM

Grima: Well this is the guest list for the Council of Elrond, but I don't see your name on it. Let's see...Frodo Baggins, Gandalf Greyhame, davem, Erestor, Fordim Hedgethistle, Bilbo Baggins, The Saucepan Man...sorry, no listing for Elrond Halfelven.
Elrond: B-b-but...

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-05-2005, 08:02 PM

Gríma: I have my special powers of attorney from Théoden himself here. Which means I can do what I want. And I want my croissant!

Elennar Starfire · 01-05-2005, 08:37 PM

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Lookie here, Saruman...it just came in the mail today...the official certificate of my membership in the Napoleon Dynamite fan club! Don't be jealous...

I didn't expect to see a Napoleon Dynamite reference here...But it's such a funny movie!

Did you know there are shirts you can get that say "Vote for Pedro"?

Nimrodel_9 · 01-06-2005, 05:20 PM

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I didn't expect to see a Napoleon Dynamite reference here...But it's such a funny movie!

Yeah, me neither! So, that movie must be popular outside of my little state of Utah! Wow. I didn`t think something so dumb (yet hilariously funny) would be very popular.

Grima: Theoden! Did you put this horrid article about me in the newspaper?! Albino, ugly little worm... It dosen`t even describe me! Umm... does it?

elronds_daughter · 01-06-2005, 05:23 PM

Grima: See? See? Don't I do a great job forging your signature, Theoden?

The Only Real Estel · 01-06-2005, 07:16 PM

Grima: "Now, Eomer. You take this Christmas List straight to the North Pole and deliver it. Then we'll see about taking your name out of the Banished Book."

Elennar Starfire · 01-06-2005, 08:22 PM

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So, that movie must be popular outside of my little state of Utah!

Another Utahn! *hugs*

There actually seem to be a lot of us...maybe it's because there's so little to do around here...

THE Ka · 01-06-2005, 10:21 PM

G: Look Eomer! I've just gotten the king to sign over his Falco cd's!!

E: *Rolls eyes Whoo hoo... another one-hit-wonder of the 80's... You're really on your way to taking over the kingdom...

G: You think so? I wonder if this will be a good conversation piece! Maybe I should have a golden frame to go along with it too!

E: Great. I knew it. We're all doomed... *traditional banging of head into wall

~ KA!!! ~

Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-06-2005, 10:34 PM

G is for good looks, which I obviously have.

R is for my raven locks, which puts me one above the bleached-blonde Horsemen.

I is for my Istari slave, who obeys my every whim.

M is for my megalomania . . . errr . . . superiority.

and A is for my adoring fangirls; but though they're many, I still have room in my heart for . . . me.

The Only Real Estel · 01-07-2005, 10:55 AM

Grima: "Now, if there was a map on the back of this edict, it would probably be marked by a symbol in the right corner on the reverse side..."

-&-

Grima: "Hey, Theoden! I just found one of my old handwriting papers from my juniour year!"

Boromir88 · 01-07-2005, 01:53 PM

Grima: (in the voice of a messenger) Theoden, by order of Saruman you must sign your brain over to him. Please sign...here....here....and put the official King's Seal, here.

Gil-Galad · 01-07-2005, 04:59 PM

Grima: alright everything seems to be in order... i get to manipualte you and relate to saruman while you don't shave for a couple of weeks and act like a complete psycho to the childeren

Theoden: right right...

Rohan guard: m'lord, gandalf arrives

Grima: lets get this show on the road eh?

(Grima and Theoden take their posistons as Gandalf and co. enter)

Oddwen · 01-07-2005, 06:33 PM

(Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think...

)

It's WormTongue Parchment Mail!

Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce...
Run: wormtongueemail.exe

dear Wormtongue
Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk?
Luv,
gillie

Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now.

Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing?

Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to...

Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk.

Éomer: Ohh. *rrrip*

Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again.

Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P

Nimrodel_9 · 01-07-2005, 06:39 PM

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Another Utahn! *hugs*

Ah! How exciting! *hugs back*

Quote:

There actually seem to be a lot of us

Actually, I heard that Utah has more LotR fans than any other state. Cool beans.

Galadriel drops her hair drier into the Mirror.

01-02-2005, 11:30 PM	#3601
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	(Arwen pic) Frodo: I think I'm gonna hurl. Arwen: Shut up, Hobbit. I'm flirting here. (to Nazgûl) Hey, guys. We're lost, and I was just wondering . . . (Merry pic) Merry tries to run away from a crazed Éowyn. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-03-2005, 01:09 AM	#3602
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	alternative Merry ending Merry's stroke went wide. Now the Witch King's on to him. But wait...where's the armor?

01-03-2005, 09:18 AM	#3603
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	I DO believe in Ents, I DO I DO I DO! Merry: I don't think we're in the Shire anymore, Pip. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-03-2005, 02:29 PM	#3604
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Congratulations Hookbill, 12 bonus points are yours! And that puts you in second place overall in the bonus points stakes. Merry was dismayed at the vitriolic reaction of the audience to his "Merry Christmas" pun. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

01-03-2005, 02:50 PM	#3606
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	After Merry's desperate, yet unfruitful search for a can of air freshner: "Ahem..uh...Eowen, you...you might wanna stand on the upwind side of me for awhile...so sorry. (hangs head in shame and embarrassment) __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-03-2005, 02:41 PM	#3605
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	::Merry starts having hallucinations:: Pippin: And you say I smoke too much?

01-03-2005, 04:26 PM	#3607
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	Arwen pic: Stay BACK or the Halfling here gets it! OR "I have a sword and despite all evidence pointing to the contrary, I mustn't be afraid to use it!" Merry pic: Merry unwillingly caught a fleeting glimpse of Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.

01-03-2005, 08:10 PM	#3608
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	OK, another picture... (I think it's been more than ten posts? Am I right? Oh, well.) See Saruman? You did sign my release! Now cough up the keys old man! Weak, I know but, I thought it was a cool picture... ~Pondering ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-03-2005, 09:21 PM	#3609
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	A slightly familiar pic... Wormie: Look, Théoden! It's my 3rd grade report card! It says that I got mostly D's...hey, look! I got an A at recess! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-03-2005, 10:34 PM	#3610
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	I hate to shock Éowyn again. Gríma: See! We were married! When? Remember that vacation in Aldburg when we got ingloriously drunk? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-04-2005, 02:08 AM	#3611
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	You see, Theoden, you signed the extended warranty in blood, so this means we are legally entitled to take four gold ducats from your bank account every month for life. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-04-2005, 04:11 AM	#3612
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Grima got an honorary diploma from a knitting contest and was eager to hang it on the wall of the golden hall. __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-04-2005, 11:24 AM	#3613
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Disappointed by the wages Meduseld was handing out, Grima got himself a part-time job as a waiter. Grima examining the menu: Yes, I would recommend Eowyn's stew. The finest to be had in Rohan! __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-04-2005, 12:02 PM	#3614
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	The attention given to detail in the making of the films was evident even in the style of the actors' contracts. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-04-2005, 12:47 PM	#3615
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	I'm not falling down steps, getting shot by arrows, nothing,* until I get my Danish pastry, just like it says here in my contract. Go on, try and do the film without me. How are you going to poison Theoden without me, huh? I don't work until I get my Danish* More bonus points are available to the person who recognises that! (This caption was not without a touch of irony, because the films as they were really could have been done without Grima.) __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond Last edited by Eomer of the Rohirrim; 01-04-2005 at 12:49 PM. Reason: I was asked to by Wargy McBain, and who was I to refuse?

01-04-2005, 01:21 PM	#3616
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Grima: Now Mr Theoden, could you please read the bottom line of this for me? No? Well, how about the middle line? Still nothing? The top line perhaps? No again? Hmmmm. . .well I'm sorry but it seems your eyesight is just not good enough for us to re-issue your Kinging License.

01-04-2005, 02:51 PM	#3617
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eomer, would that be from 'The Simpsons'? ************************ Grimer: Look Theoden, I've already sold my story to the Tabloids! Look; "What the Worm saw in Theoden's cupboard." If you don't want this printing, you'll give me that pay raise! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-04-2005, 04:17 PM	#3618
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	The red eye shape. Grima: You know Saruman, I've been thinking about the way you have been treating me, and I don't really appreciate it. I'm now in the service of the great eye. It's even been stamped and approved.

01-04-2005, 04:43 PM	#3619
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Grima finds part of his name, "worm", in a gardening magazine. Grima to Theoden: See? See! They really do like me! My lame attempt at humor. Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

01-04-2005, 06:24 PM	#3620
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Grima: Ha, I'm better than you are. See, I have Gandalf's autograph, Saruman's autograph, and Radagast's autograph! Beat that! Grima: See this, it's a restraining order. That means you can't touch me. Wait, what are you doing with that lighter!? __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-04-2005, 09:00 PM	#3621
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Grima: "What do you mean you won't honor my insurance claim!? It says right here, section 47, row 3, line 12: '...will cover laser hair removal that includes unwanted back hair, mustaches, and eyebrows.'!"

01-04-2005, 11:03 PM	#3622
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	The Merry and Grima Pictures Merry sees Tom Bombadil for the first time. Grima: "Here it is Saruman! I got Theoden to sign over the sovereignty of Rohan in a national emergency to you. And I can declare an emergency." Saruman: "I shall sign this treaty with pleasure. The machinery of war has started to move and Rohan shall be the first to be crushed in it's wheels." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-05-2005, 12:48 PM	#3624
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Lookie here, Saruman...it just came in the mail today...the official certificate of my membership in the Napoleon Dynamite fan club! Don't be jealous... __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

01-05-2005, 01:03 PM	#3625
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	Saruman: Fool! Snivelling dog! The Palantir of Orthanc is lost ... lost I tell you! All is in ruin! I am undone! Grima: Calm down dear, it's only a commercial - and luckily it's covered by your Tower-hold policy with Mordor Direct. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

01-05-2005, 01:35 PM	#3626
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,979	Grima: What do you mean you can't see the fine print? What fine print! You think Saruman worries about the fine print? __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

01-05-2005, 06:26 PM	#3627
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	I know you were all speculating... Grima: Well this is the guest list for the Council of Elrond, but I don't see your name on it. Let's see...Frodo Baggins, Gandalf Greyhame, davem, Erestor, Fordim Hedgethistle, Bilbo Baggins, The Saucepan Man...sorry, no listing for Elrond Halfelven. Elrond: B-b-but... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-05-2005, 08:02 PM	#3628
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	What's up with airline food? Ta-tg-tss! Gríma: I have my special powers of attorney from Théoden himself here. Which means I can do what I want. And I want my croissant! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-06-2005, 05:23 PM	#3631
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Grima: See? See? Don't I do a great job forging your signature, Theoden? __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-06-2005, 07:16 PM	#3632
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Grima: "Now, Eomer. You take this Christmas List straight to the North Pole and deliver it. Then we'll see about taking your name out of the Banished Book."

01-06-2005, 10:21 PM	#3634
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	A Classic... G: Look Eomer! I've just gotten the king to sign over his Falco cd's!! E: Rolls eyes Whoo hoo... another one-hit-wonder of the 80's... You're really on your way to taking over the kingdom... G: You think so? I wonder if this will be a good conversation piece! Maybe I should have a golden frame to go along with it too! E: Great. I knew it. We're all doomed... traditional banging of head into wall ~ KA!!! ~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-06-2005, 10:34 PM	#3635
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gríma shows off his literary(?) masterpiece(?). G is for good looks, which I obviously have. R is for my raven locks, which puts me one above the bleached-blonde Horsemen. I is for my Istari slave, who obeys my every whim. M is for my megalomania . . . errr . . . superiority. and A is for my adoring fangirls; but though they're many, I still have room in my heart for . . . me. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-07-2005, 10:55 AM	#3636
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	a bit of National Treasure Grima: "Now, if there was a map on the back of this edict, it would probably be marked by a symbol in the right corner on the reverse side..." -&- Grima: "Hey, Theoden! I just found one of my old handwriting papers from my juniour year!"

01-07-2005, 01:53 PM	#3637
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Grima: (in the voice of a messenger) Theoden, by order of Saruman you must sign your brain over to him. Please sign...here....here....and put the official King's Seal, here.

01-07-2005, 04:59 PM	#3638
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Grima: alright everything seems to be in order... i get to manipualte you and relate to saruman while you don't shave for a couple of weeks and act like a complete psycho to the childeren Theoden: right right... Rohan guard: m'lord, gandalf arrives Grima: lets get this show on the road eh? (Grima and Theoden take their posistons as Gandalf and co. enter) __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-07-2005, 06:33 PM	#3639
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,125	Parchment-y 3019! (Gil-Galad will epecially enjoy this I think... ) It's WormTongue Parchment Mail! Grima: And I took my mail to the market, and I bought it some fish sauce... Run: wormtongueemail.exe dear Wormtongue Y don't u tell Yomer he's a jerk? Luv, gillie Well, Jelly, despite your horrendous spelling, I think I'm going to do that right now. Hey, Éomer! Whadd'ya doing? Éomer: Oh, I was just going to send this hundred dollar bill to... Grima: Yeah, well gillie thinks you're a jerk. Éomer: Ohh. rrrip Grima: Well Jelly, I told him, but don't expect me to be your messenger service again. Ah...kinda long. SpM won't be happy. :P __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door