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Farael · 12-14-2006, 04:32 PM

Sauron: And now to add some water on to this concentrated acid....

Or

Sauron: Fumehood? who needs a fumehood?

Or
(a moment before the picture was taken)
Morgoth: I'm telling you Sauron, it's totally safe to throw that chemical down the drain *snickers*

Or
Sauron: WitchKing, you said that there was a little smell of ammonia in your bench, but this is ridiculous!

Bêthberry · 12-14-2006, 04:34 PM

Sauron: "Fire, fire, on the floor, who's the foulest one of Dur?

OR:

United Firefighters of America: "Don't play with fire. You could get burned."

OR:

All the hobbits out there: "Who is that Masked Man?"

Kuruharan · 12-14-2006, 04:38 PM

Sauron the Flamethrower.

The kids love this one.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-14-2006, 04:46 PM

And you thought Denethor was a pyromaniac.

The Only Real Estel · 12-14-2006, 09:24 PM

Attempting to land a spot in Nelly's Hot In Here music video, Sauron tries to film an impressive audition tape...

mormegil · 12-14-2006, 09:51 PM

Preparation-H has finally met its match

or

Snaga: Do you mind if I roast my marshmallows?

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-14-2006, 09:54 PM

ARRRGH I really have to get a better cook. Look at the orc burgers!! completely ruined!!!

High King Fingolfin · 12-14-2006, 09:59 PM

Sauron really wished he had had Barad-dur fireproofed right about now ...

Eonwe · 12-15-2006, 06:25 AM

Sauron: I always knew makeing nitroglicin was hard, but geez!

ninja91 · 12-15-2006, 11:26 AM

Sauron: Remember, kids! Dont play with matches, or people could get really mad.

Oddwen · 12-15-2006, 11:38 AM

Once upon a time, there was a Maia named Sauron. He was often perceived as evil, but he was't really, he was just neglectful, and spent overmuch time puttering around in the flower gardens around the sea of Nurnen.

Not only was he neglectful of his people and realm, he was neglectful of basic safety precautions as well. For when it was time to burn off a nasty patch of noxious weeds, he ignored the warnings of his friends and did not wear the required protective suit, and was burned to a crisp.

And the moral of that story kids, is Only you can prevent Florist Fires!

Damrod · 12-15-2006, 06:36 PM

Witch-King: Ron, I knew you shouldn't have tried to deep-fry the turkey! (Ok, so Thanksgiving was weeks ago, but will that stop me?)
OR
After the first attempt on forging the Ring resulted in severe burns, Sauron learned to follow proper safety procedures, like not standing in open flame.

Rikae · 12-16-2006, 07:58 PM

Sauron: Um, Peter? Would you mind turning down the saturation and adjusting the color balance a little? This is an a teensy bit uncomfortable. Thanks a bunch!

Gothmog · 12-17-2006, 12:17 PM

Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly said "No flaming the movies" as rule number one! One more time and you're out of here!

OR

PJ: Very funny Sauron, throwing red paint at the camera... From now on, we'll have that giant eye over there play your role!

Holbytlass · 12-17-2006, 11:04 PM

Some holiday cheer....

"Sauron roasting on an open fire...."

Brinniel · 12-17-2006, 11:26 PM

Sauron discovers the How to Annoy Sauron thread...

Farael · 12-18-2006, 10:20 AM

Sauron: "Smaug!! How many times do I need to tell you to cover your mouth when you sneeze?"

Mithalwen · 12-18-2006, 03:33 PM

When Sauron flambeed the Christmas pudding he didn't do it by halves ...

Oddwen · 12-18-2006, 07:55 PM

What's this? Dawn? Again?

The Elf-warrior · 12-18-2006, 11:21 PM

Legolas: "Stratus clouds in Rohan? Inconceivable!" OR

Legolas: "What do mean, my eyebrows don't match my hair?"

High King Fingolfin · 12-18-2006, 11:29 PM

Legolas: What are you laughing at, Gimli?

Gimli: Erm nothing, ignore the tear in your pants.

Farael · 12-19-2006, 12:59 AM

Legolas' eyesight was deteriorating quickly after his 1000th birthday.

Legolas: "Gimli! Stop kidding around, there is no oliphaunt behind me!!!"

Thinlómien · 12-19-2006, 03:31 AM

Oliphaunt: "Helloooo...."

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2006, 04:18 AM

Legolas learned an important lesson here... Watch where you step when there are Oliphants around.

Gothmog · 12-19-2006, 06:59 AM

Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1?

Fair-haired Legolas: ............................

(No offence, blondes

)

mormegil · 12-19-2006, 09:09 AM

Legolas never really believed the supposed rumors of the 'wedgie orc clan' to be true, until now.

Holbytlass · 12-19-2006, 12:26 PM

Is that barbecued Sauron I smell?

Kuruharan · 12-19-2006, 06:34 PM

Onward came the fangurls!!!!

mormegil · 12-19-2006, 06:54 PM

Legolas: SANTA?!?!

Rikae · 12-19-2006, 07:20 PM

Legolas: Oh no...I left my quiver in the beauty parlor!

Aragorn: It's on your back.

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-19-2006, 08:11 PM

Fe, fi, fo fum, i smell the stench of an Aragorn....

Holbytlass · 12-20-2006, 07:25 AM

but..but, I'm too tall to make toys!

Oddwen · 12-20-2006, 05:10 PM

A dentist?!? Herbieeee-ee!

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2006, 11:20 AM

It's hard to know how to react when, the city you have fought insane battles to protect, is inexplicably launched into space.

OR

It's hard to know how to react when a Dwarf melts.

Mänwe · 12-21-2006, 05:12 PM

Legolas; "A Grey Sky." *pause* "Shampoo has been spilt this night!"

AND

*Legolas was mightily surprised to see that Gimli had taken his advice. Would being clean shaven really make the dwarf more alluring?*

Gurthang · 12-21-2006, 10:03 PM

Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just purchased.

Formendacil · 12-22-2006, 11:36 AM

Cindy-Legolou Who to the Grinch: "Santa? Is that you? Why are you stealing all our presents?"

shieldmaiden4xsword · 12-23-2006, 09:43 AM

star light, star bright, first star I see tonight.....

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-23-2006, 04:10 PM

Legolas witnesses what happens when you put a Dwarf in water.

EXPANDING BEARD!

The Only Real Estel · 12-23-2006, 11:24 PM

Legolas: "The in-laws turn northeast. They're coming...here!!??

12-14-2006, 04:32 PM	#12001
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	For you Chemistry students Sauron: And now to add some water on to this concentrated acid.... Or Sauron: Fumehood? who needs a fumehood? Or (a moment before the picture was taken) Morgoth: I'm telling you Sauron, it's totally safe to throw that chemical down the drain snickers Or Sauron: WitchKing, you said that there was a little smell of ammonia in your bench, but this is ridiculous! __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

12-14-2006, 04:34 PM	#12002
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,165	Sauron: "Fire, fire, on the floor, who's the foulest one of Dur? OR: United Firefighters of America: "Don't play with fire. You could get burned." OR: All the hobbits out there: "Who is that Masked Man?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

12-14-2006, 04:38 PM	#12003
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	Sauron the Flamethrower. The kids love this one. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

12-14-2006, 04:46 PM	#12004
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	And you thought Denethor was a pyromaniac. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-14-2006, 09:51 PM	#12006
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Preparation-H has finally met its match or Snaga: Do you mind if I roast my marshmallows? __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-14-2006, 09:24 PM	#12005
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	Attempting to land a spot in Nelly's Hot In Here music video, Sauron tries to film an impressive audition tape...

12-14-2006, 09:54 PM	#12007
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	ARRRGH I really have to get a better cook. Look at the orc burgers!! completely ruined!!! __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

12-14-2006, 09:59 PM	#12008
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Sauron really wished he had had Barad-dur fireproofed right about now ... __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-15-2006, 06:25 AM	#12009
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Sauron: I always knew makeing nitroglicin was hard, but geez! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-15-2006, 11:38 AM	#12011
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Warning: horrible pun ahead Once upon a time, there was a Maia named Sauron. He was often perceived as evil, but he was't really, he was just neglectful, and spent overmuch time puttering around in the flower gardens around the sea of Nurnen. Not only was he neglectful of his people and realm, he was neglectful of basic safety precautions as well. For when it was time to burn off a nasty patch of noxious weeds, he ignored the warnings of his friends and did not wear the required protective suit, and was burned to a crisp. And the moral of that story kids, is Only you can prevent Florist Fires! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-15-2006, 06:36 PM	#12012
Damrod Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 34	Witch-King: Ron, I knew you shouldn't have tried to deep-fry the turkey! (Ok, so Thanksgiving was weeks ago, but will that stop me?) OR After the first attempt on forging the Ring resulted in severe burns, Sauron learned to follow proper safety procedures, like not standing in open flame. __________________ There's going to be a Beowulf movie?

12-16-2006, 07:58 PM	#12013
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Sauron: Um, Peter? Would you mind turning down the saturation and adjusting the color balance a little? This is an a teensy bit uncomfortable. Thanks a bunch! Last edited by Rikae; 12-16-2006 at 08:01 PM.

12-17-2006, 12:17 PM	#12014
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 443	Mods of the Downs: Hey Sauron, Fordim specificly said "No flaming the movies" as rule number one! One more time and you're out of here! OR PJ: Very funny Sauron, throwing red paint at the camera... From now on, we'll have that giant eye over there play your role! __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-17-2006, 11:04 PM	#12015
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Some holiday cheer.... "Sauron roasting on an open fire...." __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-17-2006, 11:26 PM	#12016
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Sauron discovers the How to Annoy Sauron thread... __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

12-18-2006, 10:20 AM	#12017
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Sauron: "Smaug!! How many times do I need to tell you to cover your mouth when you sneeze?" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

12-18-2006, 03:33 PM	#12018
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	When Sauron flambeed the Christmas pudding he didn't do it by halves ... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

12-18-2006, 07:55 PM	#12019
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	What's this? Dawn? Again? __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-18-2006, 11:21 PM	#12020
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "Stratus clouds in Rohan? Inconceivable!" OR Legolas: "What do mean, my eyebrows don't match my hair?" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-18-2006, 11:29 PM	#12021
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Legolas: What are you laughing at, Gimli? Gimli: Erm nothing, ignore the tear in your pants. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-19-2006, 12:59 AM	#12022
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,549	Legolas' eyesight was deteriorating quickly after his 1000th birthday. Legolas: "Gimli! Stop kidding around, there is no oliphaunt behind me!!!" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

12-19-2006, 03:31 AM	#12023
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Oliphaunt: "Helloooo...." __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

12-19-2006, 04:18 AM	#12024
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Legolas learned an important lesson here... Watch where you step when there are Oliphants around. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-19-2006, 06:59 AM	#12025
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 443	Gimli: Quick, Fair-haired Legolas, what's 2+1? Fair-haired Legolas: ............................ (No offence, blondes ) __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

12-19-2006, 09:09 AM	#12026
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Legolas never really believed the supposed rumors of the 'wedgie orc clan' to be true, until now. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-19-2006, 12:26 PM	#12027
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Is that barbecued Sauron I smell? __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-19-2006, 06:34 PM	#12028
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	Onward came the fangurls!!!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

12-19-2006, 06:54 PM	#12029
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Legolas: SANTA?!?! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

12-19-2006, 07:20 PM	#12030
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Legolas: Oh no...I left my quiver in the beauty parlor! Aragorn: It's on your back.

12-19-2006, 08:11 PM	#12031
shieldmaiden4xsword Wight Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: where people stick out their tongues at their youth pastor.... Posts: 220	Fe, fi, fo fum, i smell the stench of an Aragorn.... __________________ Sometimes the peril is not in what is around us, what enemies or trials that may come, but what is in our own hearts.

12-20-2006, 07:25 AM	#12032
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	but..but, I'm too tall to make toys! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

12-20-2006, 05:10 PM	#12033
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	A *dentist?!?* Herbieeee-ee! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

12-21-2006, 11:20 AM	#12034
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	It's hard to know how to react when, the city you have fought insane battles to protect, is inexplicably launched into space. OR It's hard to know how to react when a Dwarf melts. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-21-2006, 05:12 PM	#12035
Mänwe Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: May as well be the Arctic Circle Posts: 297	Legolas; "A Grey Sky." pause "Shampoo has been spilt this night!" AND Legolas was mightily surprised to see that Gimli had taken his advice. Would being clean shaven really make the dwarf more alluring? __________________ "I am, I fear, a most unsatisfactory person." - (Letter #124 To Sir Stanley Unwin)

12-21-2006, 10:03 PM	#12036
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Legolas prepares to use his 7XL bow that he just purchased. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.