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Meneltarmacil · 10-23-2005, 07:33 PM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was hit by a giant meteor falling out of the sky and died instantly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 03:36 AM

Unfortunately, he was resurrected seconds later.

Eonwe · 10-24-2005, 01:16 PM

fortunately, he made a law that said there could be no winged balrog, citing the fact that "it just wouldn't be right." any balrog caught with wing was subjected to being arrested and sent to the lockholes, where the wings were amputated. this healed devisions in tolkien fans the world over.

Glirdan · 10-24-2005, 03:04 PM

Unfortunately, the lockholes were filled with Hobbits at the time.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-24-2005, 03:07 PM

Fortunately, the Hobbits were set free by a mysterious fellow in a blue hat and jacket with yellow boots. Authorities have yet to find out who or what this person was.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-24-2005, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately, they never found out as the mysterious fellow and the hobbits were burnt into a tiny black crisp by Smaug.

Eonwe · 10-25-2005, 05:01 AM

fortunately, that's only how it seemed. that mysterious man in yellow boots killed the dragon before any burning to a crisp could be accompished. then he had a drink.

Glirdan · 10-25-2005, 05:32 AM

Unfrotunately, he was caught and everyone realised it was just Tom. So they tied him up and shucked HIM into the lockholes.

Meneltarmacil · 10-25-2005, 02:07 PM

Fortunately, he killed Johnny the Stinky Balrog.

Boromir88 · 10-25-2005, 03:34 PM

Unfortunately before Johnny the stinky Balrog killed Tom, Tom put a curse on him. Declaring Johnny will forever have Tom Bombadillo's song stuck in his head.

Eonwe · 10-25-2005, 05:53 PM

Fortunately, this caused Johnny the Stinky Balrog to go a bit insane. He wandered the countryside singing his song and doing a strange shuffling dance. eventually, a lynch mob led by a bold knihgt erent found him and took care of the problem.

The Elf-warrior · 10-25-2005, 06:03 PM

Unfortunately Mandos had to lock up the ghosts of Legolas and Figwit.

Glirdan · 10-25-2005, 07:59 PM

Fortunately, this was a good a thing.

Meneltarmacil · 10-25-2005, 08:00 PM

Unfortunately, the number of fan emails that Legolas and Figwit received completely overloaded the server at the Halls of Mandos and caused Valinor to go up in flames.

Gil-Galad · 10-25-2005, 08:07 PM

Fortunately Valinor sank to extinguish the flames and then rose back up again

Glirdan · 10-25-2005, 08:13 PM

Unfortunately, Valinor spontaneously combusted.

The Perky Ent · 10-25-2005, 08:24 PM

Fortunatly, so did Perky (because he has been very sick and tired lately) and no one had to worry about being cold

THE Ka · 10-25-2005, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Perky Ent

Fortunatly, so did Perky (because he has been very sick and tired lately) and no one had to worry about being cold

Unfortunately, as with most pesky germs, they can't help but pass themselves along and entered into Middle Earth on a mission of empathy...

~ Ka

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-26-2005, 02:52 AM

Fortunately, the germs were destroyed by Orc germs.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-26-2005, 03:22 AM

. . . the origin of Orc germs were questioned. Were they beast germs, or Elf germs corrupted by Morgoth?

Eonwe · 10-26-2005, 07:17 AM

Fortunatley, after being threatened by Gandalf with the threat of fire, they fessed up. They were, in fact, Elf germs corrupted to the service of Morgoth. After teh defeat of Morgoth, they became a self-serving race, wandering the land and multiplying at a terrific rate.

Holbytlass · 10-26-2005, 07:50 AM

Unfortunately, the orc-germs multiplied at a teriffic rate also. It mutated and caused everyone to come down with orc-pox.

Glirdan · 10-26-2005, 06:14 PM

Fortunately, Nilp returned just in time to save us all.

Welcome back Nilp!! And Perky as well!!

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-26-2005, 06:21 PM

Unfortunately they have yet to save the Quiz Room

(sorry about that, but it hurt so much to see it neglectet. I am sure you will get this thread back on track)

Eonwe · 10-28-2005, 01:43 PM

My goodness them ork-germs kept this thread down for two days!!!

fortuantely, gandalf spoke a word of Command, and the orc-germs relinquished their hold on teh quiz forum!

Boromir88 · 10-28-2005, 05:33 PM

Unfortunately they spread to every other forum on the downs.

Glirdan · 10-28-2005, 10:14 PM

Fortunately, the Mighty Wight stepped in and stopped it.

Boromir88 · 10-28-2005, 10:30 PM

Unfortunately, by the Mighty Wight's interference as Gandalf would say "even the very wise can not see all ends." and by interfering in the affairs the orc virus which would have wiped out and killed off a lot of the threads, didn't. Soon it caused the forum to overload from the overpopulating threads and everyone's computer blew up.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-29-2005, 12:55 AM

Fortunately, the Mighty Wight is very powerful and could put everything to rights. Or lefts.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-29-2005, 01:37 AM

Unfortunately, he was too lazy to do anything.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-29-2005, 11:39 AM

Fortunately, The Mighty Wizards of Pentdranoop arrived and started to fix things!

Boromir88 · 10-29-2005, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately Gimli wanted to have a little snack and he was feeling hungry for The Mighty Wizards of Pentdranoop that particular day.

Meneltarmacil · 10-29-2005, 07:33 PM

Fortunately, a tree fell down and landed on his head before he could eat them.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-29-2005, 07:57 PM

Unfortunately it was a very small tree and the only effect it had was that Gimli from that moment forth, was known as Gimli Bonsai-Helmet.

Glirdan · 10-29-2005, 08:19 PM

Fortunately, a bigger tree fell down on top of Legolas who was standing beside him. Bye bye Captain Obvious.

The Elf-warrior · 10-29-2005, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately that Legolas fan girl, (Her name is Mary-Sue.) landed back in Middle-Earth at the very moment the tree fell on Legolas.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-29-2005, 09:52 PM

Fortunately, she landed in Mount Doom and was consumed by the flames of the mountain.

The Elf-warrior · 10-29-2005, 10:13 PM

Unfortunately Gimli ate The Mighty Wizards of Pentdranoop.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 10-30-2005, 04:44 AM

Fortunately, Gimli Bonsai-Helmet rememberd to chew them a proper amount of times; resulting in that Gimli Bonsai-Helmet never had to eat again.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-30-2005, 05:28 AM

. . . Gimli-Bonsai-Helmet had a bad case of indigestion, and the resulting pancreatic emesis melted a hole in Ilúrambar (the Walls of the World, I think). Morgoth re-entered the world!!!

(Sorry, Rune, ability to be online is still too chancy, can't fully re-commit to the Quiz Room yet. Wait 'til November, and we'll be back, precious.)

10-23-2005, 07:33 PM	#2121
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog was hit by a giant meteor falling out of the sky and died instantly. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-24-2005, 03:36 AM	#2122
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, he was resurrected seconds later. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-24-2005, 01:16 PM	#2123
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	fortunately, he made a law that said there could be no winged balrog, citing the fact that "it just wouldn't be right." any balrog caught with wing was subjected to being arrested and sent to the lockholes, where the wings were amputated. this healed devisions in tolkien fans the world over. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-24-2005, 03:04 PM	#2124
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfortunately, the lockholes were filled with Hobbits at the time. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-24-2005, 03:07 PM	#2125
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the Hobbits were set free by a mysterious fellow in a blue hat and jacket with yellow boots. Authorities have yet to find out who or what this person was. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-25-2005, 05:01 AM	#2127
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	fortunately, that's only how it seemed. that mysterious man in yellow boots killed the dragon before any burning to a crisp could be accompished. then he had a drink. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-25-2005, 05:32 AM	#2128
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Unfrotunately, he was caught and everyone realised it was just Tom. So they tied him up and shucked HIM into the lockholes. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-25-2005, 02:07 PM	#2129
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he killed Johnny the Stinky Balrog. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-25-2005, 03:34 PM	#2130
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately before Johnny the stinky Balrog killed Tom, Tom put a curse on him. Declaring Johnny will forever have Tom Bombadillo's song stuck in his head. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-25-2005, 05:53 PM	#2131
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunately, this caused Johnny the Stinky Balrog to go a bit insane. He wandered the countryside singing his song and doing a strange shuffling dance. eventually, a lynch mob led by a bold knihgt erent found him and took care of the problem. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-25-2005, 06:03 PM	#2132
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Mandos had to lock up the ghosts of Legolas and Figwit. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-25-2005, 07:59 PM	#2133
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, this was a good a thing. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-25-2005, 08:00 PM	#2134
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the number of fan emails that Legolas and Figwit received completely overloaded the server at the Halls of Mandos and caused Valinor to go up in flames. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-25-2005, 08:07 PM	#2135
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately Valinor sank to extinguish the flames and then rose back up again __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-25-2005, 08:13 PM	#2136
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	I couldn't resist this one Unfortunately, Valinor spontaneously combusted. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-25-2005, 08:24 PM	#2137
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,332	Fortunatly, so did Perky (because he has been very sick and tired lately) and no one had to worry about being cold __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'

10-26-2005, 02:52 AM	#2139
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, the germs were destroyed by Orc germs. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-26-2005, 03:22 AM	#2140
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . the origin of Orc germs were questioned. Were they beast germs, or Elf germs corrupted by Morgoth? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-26-2005, 07:17 AM	#2141
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	Fortunatley, after being threatened by Gandalf with the threat of fire, they fessed up. They were, in fact, Elf germs corrupted to the service of Morgoth. After teh defeat of Morgoth, they became a self-serving race, wandering the land and multiplying at a terrific rate. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-26-2005, 07:50 AM	#2142
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,096	Unfortunately, the orc-germs multiplied at a teriffic rate also. It mutated and caused everyone to come down with orc-pox. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

10-26-2005, 06:14 PM	#2143
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, Nilp returned just in time to save us all. Welcome back Nilp!! And Perky as well!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-28-2005, 01:43 PM	#2145
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 728	My goodness them ork-germs kept this thread down for two days!!! fortuantely, gandalf spoke a word of Command, and the orc-germs relinquished their hold on teh quiz forum! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

10-28-2005, 05:33 PM	#2146
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately they spread to every other forum on the downs. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-28-2005, 10:14 PM	#2147
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, the Mighty Wight stepped in and stopped it. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-28-2005, 10:30 PM	#2148
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately, by the Mighty Wight's interference as Gandalf would say "even the very wise can not see all ends." and by interfering in the affairs the orc virus which would have wiped out and killed off a lot of the threads, didn't. Soon it caused the forum to overload from the overpopulating threads and everyone's computer blew up. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-29-2005, 12:55 AM	#2149
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	The Rats are stealing the pipe! Fortunately, the Mighty Wight is very powerful and could put everything to rights. Or lefts. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-29-2005, 01:37 AM	#2150
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he was too lazy to do anything. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

10-29-2005, 11:39 AM	#2151
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, *The Mighty* Wizards of Pentdranoop** arrived and started to fix things! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-29-2005, 04:20 PM	#2152
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately Gimli wanted to have a little snack and he was feeling hungry for The Mighty Wizards of Pentdranoop that particular day. __________________ Fenris Penguin

10-29-2005, 07:33 PM	#2153
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, a tree fell down and landed on his head before he could eat them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-29-2005, 08:19 PM	#2155
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,449	Fortunately, a bigger tree fell down on top of Legolas who was standing beside him. Bye bye Captain Obvious. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

10-29-2005, 09:01 PM	#2156
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately that Legolas fan girl, (Her name is Mary-Sue.) landed back in Middle-Earth at the very moment the tree fell on Legolas. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-29-2005, 09:52 PM	#2157
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, she landed in Mount Doom and was consumed by the flames of the mountain. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

10-29-2005, 10:13 PM	#2158
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Gimli ate The Mighty Wizards of Pentdranoop. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-30-2005, 05:28 AM	#2160
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,430	Unfortunately . . . . . . Gimli-Bonsai-Helmet had a bad case of indigestion, and the resulting pancreatic emesis melted a hole in Ilúrambar (the Walls of the World, I think). Morgoth re-entered the world!!! (Sorry, Rune, ability to be online is still too chancy, can't fully re-commit to the Quiz Room yet. Wait 'til November, and we'll be back, precious.) __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good... Last edited by Nilpaurion Felagund; 10-30-2005 at 06:19 AM.