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FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 04:32 PM

Fortunately, wargs dont smoke so they became rulers of middle earth once again...

Gil-Galad · 01-29-2007, 04:40 PM

Unfortunately, they never were rulers so the phrase "once again" became non-existance to the wargs so the wargs went back to being Goblin pets... and Johnny the Stinky Balrog took the throne of ruler too

The 1,000 Reader · 01-29-2007, 04:41 PM

Unfortunately, the Goblins casted "Untamed Allegiance " on them and made them slaves. Johnny tried to file a lawsuit, but he was practically an old meme so he was arrested for being overused.

Gil-Galad · 01-29-2007, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, that post did not follow the thread guidelines and had no meaning to this story-line

nobody messes with Johnny...nobody!

The 1,000 Reader · 01-29-2007, 04:48 PM

Unfortunately, it does now.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 04:48 PM

fortunately, johny died of pipe weed over dose and so did every one else all but the wargs so they were now the rulers.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-29-2007, 04:50 PM

Unfortunately, basically posting the same thing on the same page got Feral Gannon-Banned. And yes, that is how you spell Gannon-Banned. Ganon has one N.

Rikae · 01-29-2007, 06:11 PM

Fortunately, Johnny got his foot stuck in the 12th hole at "East Farthing Miniature Golf" and couldn't get free.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 08:28 PM

Unfortunately, they had to cut both johnnys feet off.

Gil-Galad · 01-29-2007, 10:47 PM

Fortunately, johnny used his Balrog wings to flutter about

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-29-2007, 10:51 PM

Unfortunately, balrogs cant fly.

Gil-Galad · 01-30-2007, 05:34 PM

Fortunately, that is still being discussed at thie very moment

Nogrod · 01-30-2007, 05:42 PM

Unfortunately the majority of Barrow-Downers - on whose opinion the question is finally settled anyhow as there are no opinions worth of noting anywhere else- weighs on the opinion that the Balrogs can't fly.

Gil-Galad · 01-30-2007, 08:18 PM

Fortunately, only the minority of downers post on this thread so only the minority matter

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-30-2007, 08:40 PM

unfortunately, none of this matters because the last balrog johnny died of blood loss from where his two feet were cut off.

THE Ka · 01-30-2007, 08:50 PM

Fortunately, due to Johnny's immense body heat*, his wounds were cauterized and thus he prevented too much bloody loss.

*Taking that he is a Balrog, yes? This raises another question, do Barlogs have blood, and if so, what type of liquid? (Yes, I am horrible...

)

~ Ubiquitious Ka

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-30-2007, 09:48 PM

unfortunately, gandalf who had been getting more and more angry over the fact that johnny was still alive hit johnny the balrog over the back of the head with a spade killing him and that was the end of johnny the balrog.

(at lest i hope its the end of him)

The 1,000 Reader · 01-31-2007, 01:01 AM

Fortunately it was, since orcs chopped up the body and ground it to a pulp seperately, and the Witch-King, Gandalf, Saruman, and other magic users cast salt on Johnny's grave and danced on it, preventing him from ever returning to life.

The Encyclopedia Dramatica then added Johhny as an old meme in memory of him.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-31-2007, 05:21 AM

unfortunately, johnny the balrog was lost from this thread forever.

(shakes the 1,000 readers hand for a job well done)

Gil-Galad · 01-31-2007, 09:13 AM

Fortunately, 1000 reader and feral don't know that Johnny actually became Immortal(and invinceable, and invulernable) after eating the Grim Reaper and doning his powers as Johnny the Stinky Balrog reaper, so in conclusion Johnny is not lost and never will be lost for he shall team up with Were-Feanor and fight crime in Minas Tirith

Johnny and Were-Feanor: Cops out of time and imagination

Rikae · 01-31-2007, 10:40 AM

Unfortunately, being a Balrog and a Were-creature they were more interested in commiting crimes, and promptly robbed Barliman Butterbur of his entire supply of crumpets, scones and other tasty pastries.

Boromir88 · 01-31-2007, 11:07 AM

Fortunately Butterbur killed both the Balrog and the were-creature and got back everything they stole from him.

Rikae · 01-31-2007, 11:30 AM

Unfortunately Butterbur was a fat, forgetful innkeeper and could hardly be expected to fight off two running jokes.

The Might · 01-31-2007, 11:54 AM

Fortunately, Nob and Bob were always there to help him

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-31-2007, 12:44 PM

Unfortunately, they were too busy.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-31-2007, 07:38 PM

Fortunately, gondor were there to help him.

Gil-Galad · 01-31-2007, 07:55 PM

Unfortunately, they went the wrong way

High King Fingolfin · 01-31-2007, 11:25 PM

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog was kind enough to show them the right way.

The 1,000 Reader · 01-31-2007, 11:43 PM

Unfortunately (for Gil,) Gondor killed the two pathetic old memes. The thread was then allowed to actually be original, and not the same damn joke for ages and ages.

Gil-Galad · 02-01-2007, 08:25 AM

Fortunately, we were over that whole business and the jokes can come back whenever they want... on and the alien-eating dog showed them the way to a tavenr full of Corsairs

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-01-2007, 04:04 PM

Unfortunately, for johnny the balrog gondor and the corsairs joint forces to hunt him down.

(i wage war upon johnny the balrog)

High King Fingolfin · 02-01-2007, 04:13 PM

Fortunately, they all talked about it and decided they should really be friends.

(I've defected to the side of the running gags. Yes Menel, snicker all you want.)

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-01-2007, 07:26 PM

Unfortunately, when johnny the balrog wasnt looking they stabed him in the heart with a silver blade, then chained him up, locked him in case, chained up the case, put the case into a tome, chained up the tomb, placed spells all over the tomb to keep all out and then had hundreds of guards wait outside so johnny would never come back.

(that should do it........ i hope)

Rikae · 02-01-2007, 07:31 PM

Fortunately, The Flat Morgo-Yak rescued Johnny from the tome (by "reading" him back into this world), and since he wasn't in the tomb the guards and all that other stuff were irrelevant.

Gil-Galad · 02-01-2007, 10:52 PM

Unfortunately, the corsairs and gondor got bored so they attacked themselves

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-01-2007, 11:30 PM

Fortunately, gondor won.

(i will be back to wage war on johnny the balrog, one day........)

Gil-Galad · 02-02-2007, 08:05 AM

Unfortunately, they all got drunk and passed out after the victory

(johnny always comes back, he is like superman... oh and feral, read PM)

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-02-2007, 09:54 AM

Fortunately they passed out at The Green Dragon
and hobbits took over rulership of Middle Earth.

Gil-Galad · 02-02-2007, 02:24 PM

Unfortunately the Hobbits also got drunk and passed out at the Golden Peach where other hobbits tried to take over but they in turn passed out at the Prancing Pony and Butterbur took over

FeRaL sHaDoW · 02-02-2007, 05:50 PM

Fortunately, Strider was there to stop butterbut, so then Strider took over.

01-29-2007, 04:32 PM	#4281
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, wargs dont smoke so they became rulers of middle earth once again... __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-29-2007, 04:40 PM	#4282
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, they never were rulers so the phrase "once again" became non-existance to the wargs so the wargs went back to being Goblin pets... and Johnny the Stinky Balrog took the throne of ruler too __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-29-2007, 04:41 PM	#4283
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the Goblins casted "Untamed Allegiance " on them and made them slaves. Johnny tried to file a lawsuit, but he was practically an old meme so he was arrested for being overused. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains Last edited by The 1,000 Reader; 01-29-2007 at 04:47 PM.

01-29-2007, 04:44 PM	#4284
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, that post did not follow the thread guidelines and had no meaning to this story-line nobody messes with Johnny...nobody! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-29-2007, 04:48 PM	#4285
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, it does now. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-29-2007, 04:48 PM	#4286
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	fortunately, johny died of pipe weed over dose and so did every one else all but the wargs so they were now the rulers. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-29-2007, 04:50 PM	#4287
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, basically posting the same thing on the same page got Feral Gannon-Banned. And yes, that is how you spell Gannon-Banned. Ganon has one N. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-29-2007, 06:11 PM	#4288
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, Johnny got his foot stuck in the 12th hole at "East Farthing Miniature Golf" and couldn't get free.

01-29-2007, 08:28 PM	#4289
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, they had to cut both johnnys feet off. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-29-2007, 10:47 PM	#4290
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, johnny used his Balrog wings to flutter about __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-29-2007, 10:51 PM	#4291
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, balrogs cant fly. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-30-2007, 05:34 PM	#4292
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, that is still being discussed at thie very moment __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-30-2007, 05:42 PM	#4293
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,330	Unfortunately the majority of Barrow-Downers - on whose opinion the question is finally settled anyhow as there are no opinions worth of noting anywhere else- weighs on the opinion that the Balrogs can't fly. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

01-30-2007, 08:18 PM	#4294
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, only the minority of downers post on this thread so only the minority matter __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-30-2007, 08:40 PM	#4295
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	unfortunately, none of this matters because the last balrog johnny died of blood loss from where his two feet were cut off. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-30-2007, 08:50 PM	#4296
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	Fortunately, due to Johnny's immense body heat, his wounds were cauterized and thus he prevented too much bloody loss. Taking that he is a Balrog, yes? This raises another question, do Barlogs have blood, and if so, what type of liquid? (Yes, I am horrible... ) ~ Ubiquitious Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

01-30-2007, 09:48 PM	#4297
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	unfortunately, gandalf who had been getting more and more angry over the fact that johnny was still alive hit johnny the balrog over the back of the head with a spade killing him and that was the end of johnny the balrog. (at lest i hope its the end of him) __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-31-2007, 01:01 AM	#4298
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately it was, since orcs chopped up the body and ground it to a pulp seperately, and the Witch-King, Gandalf, Saruman, and other magic users cast salt on Johnny's grave and danced on it, preventing him from ever returning to life. The Encyclopedia Dramatica then added Johhny as an old meme in memory of him. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

01-31-2007, 05:21 AM	#4299
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	unfortunately, johnny the balrog was lost from this thread forever. (shakes the 1,000 readers hand for a job well done) __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-31-2007, 09:13 AM	#4300
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, 1000 reader and feral don't know that Johnny actually became Immortal(and invinceable, and invulernable) after eating the Grim Reaper and doning his powers as Johnny the Stinky Balrog reaper, so in conclusion Johnny is not lost and never will be lost for he shall team up with Were-Feanor and fight crime in Minas Tirith Johnny and Were-Feanor: Cops out of time and imagination __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-31-2007, 10:40 AM	#4301
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, being a Balrog and a Were-creature they were more interested in commiting crimes, and promptly robbed Barliman Butterbur of his entire supply of crumpets, scones and other tasty pastries.

01-31-2007, 11:07 AM	#4302
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately Butterbur killed both the Balrog and the were-creature and got back everything they stole from him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-31-2007, 11:30 AM	#4303
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately Butterbur was a fat, forgetful innkeeper and could hardly be expected to fight off two running jokes.

01-31-2007, 11:54 AM	#4304
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Nob and Bob were always there to help him __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-31-2007, 12:44 PM	#4305
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, they were too busy. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-31-2007, 07:38 PM	#4306
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, gondor were there to help him. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-31-2007, 07:55 PM	#4307
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, they went the wrong way __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-31-2007, 11:25 PM	#4308
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, the alien-eating dog was kind enough to show them the right way. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-31-2007, 11:43 PM	#4309
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately (for Gil,) Gondor killed the two pathetic old memes. The thread was then allowed to actually be original, and not the same damn joke for ages and ages. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

02-01-2007, 08:25 AM	#4310
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, we were over that whole business and the jokes can come back whenever they want... on and the alien-eating dog showed them the way to a tavenr full of Corsairs __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-01-2007, 04:04 PM	#4311
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, for johnny the balrog gondor and the corsairs joint forces to hunt him down. (i wage war upon johnny the balrog) __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

02-01-2007, 04:13 PM	#4312
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, they all talked about it and decided they should really be friends. (I've defected to the side of the running gags. Yes Menel, snicker all you want.) __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

02-01-2007, 07:26 PM	#4313
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, when johnny the balrog wasnt looking they stabed him in the heart with a silver blade, then chained him up, locked him in case, chained up the case, put the case into a tome, chained up the tomb, placed spells all over the tomb to keep all out and then had hundreds of guards wait outside so johnny would never come back. (that should do it........ i hope) __________________ God created night, but man created darkness.... Last edited by FeRaL sHaDoW; 02-01-2007 at 08:00 PM.

02-01-2007, 07:31 PM	#4314
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, The Flat Morgo-Yak rescued Johnny from the tome (by "reading" him back into this world), and since he wasn't in the tomb the guards and all that other stuff were irrelevant.

02-01-2007, 10:52 PM	#4315
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, the corsairs and gondor got bored so they attacked themselves __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.