Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 106 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-08-2007, 04:25 PM

Fortunately, the wargs came back and ate every one on middle earth and started a dictatorship.

High King Fingolfin · 01-08-2007, 11:22 PM

Unfortunately, meanwhile the Serious Cat, the flat Morgo-Yak, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Bob the Troll, the alien-eating dog, and Mount Zoom were all merging into one, the One Running Gag to Rule Them All! Wahahahahahahahahah!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2007, 04:00 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom got a flat tire, and since all the other running jokes were riding on Mount Zoom, they had to wait until it was fixed.

Thinlómien · 01-09-2007, 04:31 AM

Unfortunately, the fixing didn't take very long.

Boromir88 · 01-09-2007, 08:41 AM

Fortunately they saw the light and realized that being the ultimate running gag to Rule the Rule them All was not the right thing to do. So, they all changed their old habits and got new identities.

The Might · 01-09-2007, 09:25 AM

Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak was wearing his poker glasses at the time and he didn't see any light

Meneltarmacil · 01-09-2007, 12:25 PM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him when its flat tire was repaired.

Boromir88 · 01-09-2007, 12:34 PM

Unfortunately that did not kill him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-09-2007, 12:53 PM

Fortunately, he was crippled for life.

Wait... that sounds sick...

The Might · 01-09-2007, 02:19 PM

Unfortunately he had some Orc alcohol with healing powers and managed to return and attack the world

Meneltarmacil · 01-09-2007, 03:20 PM

Fortunately, he randomly had a heart attack and died.

High King Fingolfin · 01-09-2007, 04:30 PM

Unfortunately, he was reanimated as the Zombie Flat Morgo-Yak!

The Might · 01-09-2007, 04:37 PM

Fortunately, as a zombie he came to live in the Barrow-Downs and he didn't trouble anyone else.

Gil-Galad · 01-09-2007, 05:25 PM

unfortunately, the barrow-downs troubled him!

Meneltarmacil · 01-09-2007, 06:55 PM

Fortunately, he calmed down after he ate Gil-Galad.

Boromir88 · 01-10-2007, 12:01 AM

Unfortunately Gil-galad was trained by Chuck Norrod Felagund and fought his way out of Morgo-Yak's stomach.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-10-2007, 03:11 AM

Fortunately, by the time he did so, Morgo-Yak had already grown too fat on Barrow Down's food to even make a move.

The Might · 01-10-2007, 06:38 AM

Unfortunately the Wights grew concerned because of the size of the Morgo-Yak and started leaving the Downs and settling in the Tower Hills

High King Fingolfin · 01-11-2007, 11:16 PM

Fortunately, we were quite welcome there.

Rikae · 01-12-2007, 01:31 PM

Unfortunately, the air, which resembled thick green slime, did not agree with us, and we were not amused (no, we were not, my love).

Meneltarmacil · 01-12-2007, 02:02 PM

Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak exploded from eating too much, allowing us to return to the Downs in peace.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-12-2007, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, the clean up operation was long and disgusting.

The Might · 01-12-2007, 02:49 PM

Fortunately, once all was done everyone was happy

Meneltarmacil · 01-12-2007, 03:25 PM

Unfortunately, the Dragon came!

Rikae · 01-12-2007, 08:00 PM

Fortunately, it was a wee little cutesy pink dragon with lavender spots that hosted a marshmellow roasting party on the beach.

High King Fingolfin · 01-12-2007, 08:09 PM

Unfortunately, it was Smaug in disguise.

Gil-Galad · 01-12-2007, 10:17 PM

Fortunately, Smaug brought Trogdor and Burninator and they BURNINATED Lake-Town together

The Elf-warrior · 01-13-2007, 04:42 PM

Unfortunately this didn't help the Laketown economy.

High King Fingolfin · 01-13-2007, 04:50 PM

Fortunately, an economist came and told them how to fix it.

Meneltarmacil · 01-13-2007, 05:23 PM

Unfortunately, before he could finish telling them, Smaug ate him.

Gil-Galad · 01-13-2007, 08:40 PM

fortunately, the people had already rebuilt new-lake-town

The Might · 01-14-2007, 04:19 AM

unfortunately they built it using cheap materials and the topwn started to slowly sink in the water

Volo · 01-15-2007, 08:47 AM

Fortunaly, the Lake-Towners liked living underwater much more than above water.

Thinlómien · 01-15-2007, 09:09 AM

Unfortunately they didn't have gills.

Volo · 01-15-2007, 09:17 AM

No, but fortunaly, they had long straws.

The Might · 01-15-2007, 09:42 AM

Unfortunately toxic waste from the mines in Erebor made the lake toxic, and the lake men had to leave

Rikae · 01-15-2007, 11:46 AM

Fortunately they won a archery competition, and the prize was a $5000 (middle earth dollars) discount from U-Haul.

The Might · 01-15-2007, 12:21 PM

Unfortunately, Gollum stole the cash

High King Fingolfin · 01-15-2007, 05:18 PM

Fortunately, Aragorn got it back for them.

Gil-Galad · 01-15-2007, 06:56 PM

Unfortunately, it was too late and the town sank into the lake...

fortunately, they built another one!

unfortunately, that also sank into the lake

fortunately, they build a fourth one!

unfortunately, that set on fire, fell down, thenk sank into the lake

fortunately, they built a fufth one and that fifth one held strong!

unfortunately, it is up to someone else to think of a fortunately

01-08-2007, 04:25 PM	#4201
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Fortunately, the wargs came back and ate every one on middle earth and started a dictatorship. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-08-2007, 11:22 PM	#4202
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, meanwhile the Serious Cat, the flat Morgo-Yak, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Bob the Troll, the alien-eating dog, and Mount Zoom were all merging into one, the One Running Gag to Rule Them All! Wahahahahahahahahah! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-09-2007, 04:00 AM	#4203
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Mount Zoom got a flat tire, and since all the other running jokes were riding on Mount Zoom, they had to wait until it was fixed. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-09-2007, 04:31 AM	#4204
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Unfortunately, the fixing didn't take very long. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-09-2007, 08:41 AM	#4205
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Fortunately they saw the light and realized that being the ultimate running gag to Rule the Rule them All was not the right thing to do. So, they all changed their old habits and got new identities. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-09-2007, 09:25 AM	#4206
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately the Morgo-Yak was wearing his poker glasses at the time and he didn't see any light __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-09-2007, 12:25 PM	#4207
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over him when its flat tire was repaired. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-09-2007, 12:34 PM	#4208
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately that did not kill him. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-09-2007, 12:53 PM	#4209
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, he was crippled for life. Wait... that sounds sick... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-09-2007, 02:19 PM	#4210
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately he had some Orc alcohol with healing powers and managed to return and attack the world __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-09-2007, 03:20 PM	#4211
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he randomly had a heart attack and died. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-09-2007, 04:30 PM	#4212
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, he was reanimated as the Zombie Flat Morgo-Yak! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-09-2007, 04:37 PM	#4213
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, as a zombie he came to live in the Barrow-Downs and he didn't trouble anyone else. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-09-2007, 05:25 PM	#4214
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	unfortunately, the barrow-downs troubled him! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-09-2007, 06:55 PM	#4215
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he calmed down after he ate Gil-Galad. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-10-2007, 12:01 AM	#4216
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately Gil-galad was trained by Chuck Norrod Felagund and fought his way out of Morgo-Yak's stomach. __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-10-2007, 03:11 AM	#4217
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, by the time he did so, Morgo-Yak had already grown too fat on Barrow Down's food to even make a move. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-10-2007, 06:38 AM	#4218
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately the Wights grew concerned because of the size of the Morgo-Yak and started leaving the Downs and settling in the Tower Hills __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-11-2007, 11:16 PM	#4219
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, we were quite welcome there. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-12-2007, 01:31 PM	#4220
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, the air, which resembled thick green slime, did not agree with us, and we were not amused (no, we were not, my love).

01-12-2007, 02:02 PM	#4221
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, the Morgo-Yak exploded from eating too much, allowing us to return to the Downs in peace. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-12-2007, 02:36 PM	#4222
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the clean up operation was long and disgusting. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-12-2007, 02:49 PM	#4223
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, once all was done everyone was happy __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-12-2007, 03:25 PM	#4224
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, *the Dragon came!* __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-12-2007, 08:00 PM	#4225
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, it was a wee little cutesy pink dragon with lavender spots that hosted a marshmellow roasting party on the beach.

01-12-2007, 08:09 PM	#4226
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, it was Smaug in disguise. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-12-2007, 10:17 PM	#4227
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Smaug brought Trogdor and Burninator and they *BURNINATED* Lake-Town together __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-13-2007, 04:42 PM	#4228
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately this didn't help the Laketown economy. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

01-13-2007, 04:50 PM	#4229
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, an economist came and told them how to fix it. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

01-13-2007, 05:23 PM	#4230
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, before he could finish telling them, Smaug ate him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-13-2007, 08:40 PM	#4231
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	fortunately, the people had already rebuilt new-lake-town __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

01-14-2007, 04:19 AM	#4232
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	unfortunately they built it using cheap materials and the topwn started to slowly sink in the water __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-15-2007, 08:47 AM	#4233
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Fortunaly, the Lake-Towners liked living underwater much more than above water. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

01-15-2007, 09:09 AM	#4234
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,385	Unfortunately they didn't have gills. __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

01-15-2007, 09:17 AM	#4235
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	No, but fortunaly, they had long straws. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page