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High King Fingolfin · 12-15-2006, 11:04 PM

Fortunately, Sauron took out his wrath on the Witch-king.

Rikae · 12-16-2006, 07:52 PM

Unfortunately, the WiKi took out his wrath on the Shire, by destroying its entire supply of Longbottom Leaf!

The 1,000 Reader · 12-17-2006, 03:29 PM

Fortunately, before that the Witch-King killed Sauron with his own knife in Saving Private Ryan fashion. The Shire was still drugless and the people were starving, but Manwe was happy.

Gil-Galad · 12-17-2006, 03:35 PM

Unfortunately, Manwe's favourite Socialist Bear, Hugalot, ran way. Making Manwe unhappy

Meneltarmacil · 12-17-2006, 05:28 PM

Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came by to cheer him up.

High King Fingolfin · 12-17-2006, 08:26 PM

Unfortunately, Manwë considered Johnny's presence anathema, and they waged a titanic battle.

Gil-Galad · 12-17-2006, 10:29 PM

Fortunately, Johnny won of course

FeRaL sHaDoW · 12-18-2006, 05:14 AM

Unfortunately, Johnny died a day later due to the snuffles

Gil-Galad · 12-18-2006, 01:05 PM

Fortunately, everyone thats been on this thread for a while remembers that Johnny is invinceble and can never die, only go away then appear back again.

Meneltarmacil · 12-18-2006, 01:17 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny ate Frodo.

High King Fingolfin · 12-18-2006, 10:43 PM

Fortunately, the alien-eating dog ate Johnny first.

Valier · 12-18-2006, 10:50 PM

Unfortunately the alien-eating dog got indigestion

Gurthang · 12-19-2006, 12:56 PM

Fortunately, this also gave Johnny indigestion. Thus, the overall result is that the alien-eating dog threw up Johnny, and Johnny threw up Frodo.

Meneltarmacil · 12-19-2006, 01:35 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny stole the Ring.

High King Fingolfin · 12-19-2006, 03:42 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf stabbed him and gave the ring back to Frodo.

Rikae · 12-19-2006, 03:48 PM

Unfortunately, since Gandalf killed to obtain the ring, he turned into a Gollumlike creature.

Meneltarmacil · 12-19-2006, 04:10 PM

Fortunately, he was still cloaked.

Nogrod · 12-19-2006, 04:19 PM

Unfortunately the "Gandalf cloaking" jokes were banned already and the earlier point was not considered valid, leaving Gandalf openly a Gollum-like creature.

The 1,000 Reader · 12-19-2006, 10:50 PM

Fortunately, there was still hope that the numerous repeated jokes could stop and keep this thread from being more milked than Final Fantasy 7. Granted, FF7 was in itself a milking, but the jokes were nearly on it's level. At the very least they hadn't ruined their potential utterly like Halo.

Gil-Galad · 12-21-2006, 08:18 AM

Unfortunately, Eru banned all video games

High King Fingolfin · 12-21-2006, 11:19 AM

Fortunately, Legolas convinced him to allow video games again, so hordes of fans could still break the canon in Lord of The Rings: The Third Age. (Nice game, but you can feel the Professor turning over in his grave over the mithril weapons.)

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-21-2006, 11:22 AM

Unfortunately, the professor was so annoyed that he got up and burned all copies of the game.

Valier · 12-21-2006, 01:32 PM

Fortunately someone had made a backup copy, that the Proffesor didn't know about. So more were made and everyone was happy and they even added three new Mithril weapons!!

Gil-Galad · 12-21-2006, 04:27 PM

Unfortunately, these new mithril weapons destroyed the games themselves and nobody tought to make backups of backups.

High King Fingolfin · 12-21-2006, 05:00 PM

Fortunately, a new game that was exactly like the old one came out.

The Elf-warrior · 12-21-2006, 10:00 PM

Unfortunately, an EMP attack destroyed a third of the world's computers.

The 1,000 Reader · 12-24-2006, 01:51 AM

Fortunately, this stopped all Third Age games, causing people to move on to the Rise of the Witch-King and the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2006, 02:23 AM

Unfortunately, this meant that all the people from middle Earth needed the Internet and they soon discovered The Downs and were outraged by the Fortunately / Unfortunately thread. Gandalf was more outraged about the Crazy Captions thread where people had somehow found out about his... *cough* ... habits.

Nogrod · 12-24-2006, 02:25 AM

Fortunately it was christmas and all saw the light.

Boromir88 · 12-24-2006, 07:59 AM

Unfortunately Morgoth was Santa (ironic anagram - Satan) in disguise and ruined the soon to come Christmas.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-24-2006, 08:20 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf used his... *cough* ... 'habit' to stop Morgoth.

Meneltarmacil · 12-24-2006, 09:00 AM

Unfortunately, Morgoth had seen worse things and was unaffected.

High King Fingolfin · 12-24-2006, 12:14 PM

Fortunately, Sauron hadn't seen anything worse and was affected, killing him instantly, and preventing the War of the Ring from ever happening.

The Elf-warrior · 12-24-2006, 05:56 PM

Unfortunately, it didn't prevent the War of the Ringtones.

Rikae · 12-25-2006, 10:19 PM

Fortunately, the "Final Fantasy 3 opera song" ringtone, wielded by the Flat Morgoyak, won the war, incorporated every loose end, fitted Gandalf with a cloaking device and allowed Christmas to continue as scheduled.

High King Fingolfin · 12-26-2006, 11:03 AM

Unfortunately, Bob the Troll came and smashed the cell phone.

Boromir88 · 12-26-2006, 12:13 PM

Fortunately, Gandalf with his 'magic' fixed the phone and the War of the Ringtones continued as planned...

Gil-Galad · 12-26-2006, 03:11 PM

Unfortunately, it was planned in space, where no one can hear you use your ringtones...

High King Fingolfin · 12-27-2006, 10:02 AM

Fortunately, everyone was wearing spacesuits.

Boromir88 · 12-27-2006, 11:09 AM

Unfortunately they all forgot their oxygen tanks

12-15-2006, 11:04 PM	#4081
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Sauron took out his wrath on the Witch-king. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-17-2006, 03:29 PM	#4083
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, before that the Witch-King killed Sauron with his own knife in Saving Private Ryan fashion. The Shire was still drugless and the people were starving, but Manwe was happy. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-17-2006, 05:28 PM	#4085
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came by to cheer him up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-17-2006, 08:26 PM	#4086
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, Manwë considered Johnny's presence anathema, and they waged a titanic battle. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-17-2006, 10:29 PM	#4087
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Johnny won of course __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-16-2006, 07:52 PM	#4082
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, the WiKi took out his wrath on the Shire, by destroying its entire supply of Longbottom Leaf!

12-17-2006, 03:35 PM	#4084
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Manwe's favourite Socialist Bear, Hugalot, ran way. Making Manwe unhappy

12-18-2006, 05:14 AM	#4088
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, Johnny died a day later due to the snuffles __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

12-18-2006, 01:05 PM	#4089
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, everyone thats been on this thread for a while remembers that Johnny is invinceble and can never die, only go away then appear back again. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-18-2006, 01:17 PM	#4090
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Johnny ate Frodo. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-18-2006, 10:43 PM	#4091
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, the alien-eating dog ate Johnny first. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-18-2006, 10:50 PM	#4092
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,737	Unfortunately the alien-eating dog got indigestion __________________ grand return?........

12-19-2006, 12:56 PM	#4093
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,507	Fortunately, this also gave Johnny indigestion. Thus, the overall result is that the alien-eating dog threw up Johnny, and Johnny threw up Frodo. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

12-19-2006, 01:35 PM	#4094
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Johnny stole the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-19-2006, 03:42 PM	#4095
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Gandalf stabbed him and gave the ring back to Frodo. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-19-2006, 03:48 PM	#4096
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, since Gandalf killed to obtain the ring, he turned into a Gollumlike creature.

12-19-2006, 04:10 PM	#4097
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he was still cloaked. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-19-2006, 04:19 PM	#4098
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,330	Unfortunately the "Gandalf cloaking" jokes were banned already and the earlier point was not considered valid, leaving Gandalf openly a Gollum-like creature. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

12-19-2006, 10:50 PM	#4099
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, there was still hope that the numerous repeated jokes could stop and keep this thread from being more milked than Final Fantasy 7. Granted, FF7 was in itself a milking, but the jokes were nearly on it's level. At the very least they hadn't ruined their potential utterly like Halo. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-21-2006, 08:18 AM	#4100
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Eru banned all video games __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-21-2006, 11:19 AM	#4101
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Legolas convinced him to allow video games again, so hordes of fans could still break the canon in Lord of The Rings: The Third Age. (Nice game, but you can feel the Professor turning over in his grave over the mithril weapons.) __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-21-2006, 11:22 AM	#4102
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, the professor was so annoyed that he got up and burned all copies of the game. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-21-2006, 01:32 PM	#4103
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,737	Fortunately someone had made a backup copy, that the Proffesor didn't know about. So more were made and everyone was happy and they even added three new Mithril weapons!! __________________ grand return?........

12-21-2006, 04:27 PM	#4104
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, these new mithril weapons destroyed the games themselves and nobody tought to make backups of backups. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-21-2006, 05:00 PM	#4105
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, a new game that was exactly like the old one came out. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-21-2006, 10:00 PM	#4106
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, an EMP attack destroyed a third of the world's computers. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-24-2006, 01:51 AM	#4107
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, this stopped all Third Age games, causing people to move on to the Rise of the Witch-King and the Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

12-24-2006, 02:23 AM	#4108
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, this meant that all the people from middle Earth needed the Internet and they soon discovered The Downs and were outraged by the Fortunately / Unfortunately thread. Gandalf was more outraged about the Crazy Captions thread where people had somehow found out about his... cough ... habits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2006, 02:25 AM	#4109
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,330	Fortunately it was christmas and all saw the light. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

12-24-2006, 07:59 AM	#4110
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately Morgoth was Santa (ironic anagram - Satan) in disguise and ruined the soon to come Christmas. __________________ Fenris Penguin

12-24-2006, 08:20 AM	#4111
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, Gandalf used his... cough ... 'habit' to stop Morgoth. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-24-2006, 09:00 AM	#4112
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Morgoth had seen worse things and was unaffected. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-24-2006, 12:14 PM	#4113
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, Sauron hadn't seen anything worse and was affected, killing him instantly, and preventing the War of the Ring from ever happening. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-24-2006, 05:56 PM	#4114
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately, it didn't prevent the War of the Ringtones. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-25-2006, 10:19 PM	#4115
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, the "Final Fantasy 3 opera song" ringtone, wielded by the Flat Morgoyak, won the war, incorporated every loose end, fitted Gandalf with a cloaking device and allowed Christmas to continue as scheduled. Last edited by Rikae; 12-29-2006 at 10:29 AM. Reason: "speling"