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12-08-2005, 07:13 AM | #1 |
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Finish the Sentence
Ok, I'm going to try a new thread here. What you do is you take a quote (from the books or movies), and let someone else finish the quote. Remember: this is Mirth so think of something totally crazy, and surely something Tolkien wouldn ever say. ( )Sorry, if that's not good explanation but here' an example:
Me: Eight there are here yet nine set out from Rivendell. Tell me... Poster: ...where is my top hat? For I have lost it and I look so good in it. __________________________ 1) I'll start off, and someone else can finish the quote and then post one of their own, and we'll keep switching like that. 2) Please bold quotes so they're easy to find for everyone. 3) You can put the person who said the quote, but you don't have to. __________________________________ Ok, Boromir: Have you ever seen it Aragorn; the white Tower of Ecthelion? Glimmering like a....
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12-08-2005, 08:21 AM | #2 |
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Boromir: Have you ever seen it Aragorn; the white Tower of Ecthelion? Glimmering like a....
...freshly glazed donut...mmmm...donut! Now I assume I throw the next quote out? Legolas: Up with your beard, Durin's son! For thus is it spoken:...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-08-2005, 12:15 PM | #3 |
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..he who has a long beard should not trail it in the mire.
Bilbo "So you've come back? And tomorrow's.....
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12-08-2005, 12:41 PM | #4 | |
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Bilbo "So you've come back? And tomorrow's..... the day I remember where I had an extreme case of indigestion ___________ Legolas: He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, You him him...
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12-08-2005, 12:46 PM | #5 |
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Legolas: He is Aragorn son of Arathorn, You owe him...
your lunch money, you fat stupid Hobbit. (I changed the frist him to owe) _________________________________ Aragorn: Nay Lady, I am not astray; for I...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-08-2005, 12:48 PM | #6 | |
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I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and if by life or death I can protect you...
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12-08-2005, 01:02 PM | #7 | |
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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12-08-2005, 01:09 PM | #8 | |
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12-08-2005, 01:10 PM | #9 |
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Denethor: I will not bow to such a one, the last of a ragged house...
that is made of gingerbread ________________ Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-08-2005, 01:24 PM | #10 | |
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12-08-2005, 01:26 PM | #11 |
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Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...
...promised to take me to Disney Land! "Where is the horse and the rider..."
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12-08-2005, 01:31 PM | #12 |
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Frodo: No, Sam! Do not kill him even now. For he has...
... been touched by the power of the love of his mother - to touch him is to die. Same: Please don't turn me into |
12-08-2005, 01:47 PM | #13 | |
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We seem to be doing a lot of triple posting today.
Since Kitanna was techinically the first to respond... Quote:
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12-08-2005, 02:48 PM | #14 |
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"In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark, but..."
more of a off white hue mingled with purple stripes. __________________________ Denethor: Since when has the Lord of Gondor been...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-08-2005, 03:01 PM | #15 | |
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12-08-2005, 03:12 PM | #16 |
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those are high elves, they spoke the name of-
three different people when they were adressing me before they got it right -------------------------------------------------------- short cuts may make long delays, but-
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12-08-2005, 03:18 PM | #17 |
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Short cuts may make long delays, but-
...at least they are better than the airports! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Faramir: "Then, Eowyn of Rohan, I say to you that you are..."
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12-08-2005, 03:45 PM | #18 |
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Faramir: "Then, Eowyn of Rohan, I say to you that you are..."
...Not my type. It's not you, I swear, it's me! Galadriel: 'Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life. Those that followed him... |
12-08-2005, 04:16 PM | #19 |
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Galadriel: 'Needless were none of the deeds of Gandalf in life. Those that followed him...
...enjoyed the occasional uncloaking (sorry Formendacil took mine earlier and I cross posted but too late) _____________________________________ Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-08-2005, 04:37 PM | #20 |
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Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
"toothbrushes", and think you are going to use it on me!! _____________________________ Lobelia: You don't belong here; you're no Baggins-you- you're a ....
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12-08-2005, 04:41 PM | #21 |
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Mouth of Sauron: So you have yet another one of these....
...things you call "bazookas" with you, eh? I've never understood what those actually do, but-- *KABOOM* *cough cough dies* EDIT: Cross-posted Lobelia: You don't belong here; you're no Baggins-you- you're a .... ...mutant alien of doom sent to destroy us! I'm not going to let the storyline turn into a bad scifi plot! In a hole in the ground there lived...
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12-08-2005, 05:40 PM | #22 |
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a pile of buried radioactive "waste" left over from Saruman's bid for power. This waste had a life of its own and began to work behind the scenes to take over the Shire.
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12-08-2005, 06:10 PM | #23 |
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Hail Gurthang, no lord or loyalty dost thou know, save the.....
female sword, Narsil, yonder. Take thy eyes off it! ______________ Galadriel: The Quest stands on the edge of a knife- stray but a little and....
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12-08-2005, 07:46 PM | #24 | |
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12-08-2005, 07:50 PM | #25 |
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Gandalf: There is courage still....
...in the hearts of many long, finger nailed dragons. But they don't use it. Take all you need. _______________________________________ The mother of our particular hobbit...
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12-09-2005, 05:40 AM | #26 |
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The mother of our particular hobbit...
....stank of elderberries. Aragorn: "I am called Strider. I came out of the North. I am hunting ...."
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12-09-2005, 08:00 AM | #27 |
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Aragorn: "I am called Strider. I came out of the North. I am hunting ...."
...for the best bargains on designer apparel __________________________ Yavanna: The Light of the Trees has passed away, and lives now only in....
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-09-2005, 09:53 AM | #28 |
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[B]darkness...I told Manwe to pay the electricity bill!
LegolasWould you like me to explain it to you or shall I....
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12-09-2005, 11:49 AM | #29 |
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Legolas: Would you like me to explain it to you or shall I...
...kill you now and save us both some trouble? ------------------ Legolas: Ai! Ai!... |
12-09-2005, 11:53 AM | #30 |
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Legolas: Ai! Ai!...
...Gimli just gave me an atomic wedgie. _________________________ Melian: Their swords and their counsels shall have...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-09-2005, 11:53 AM | #31 |
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my shampoo my shampoo its gone!
Fool of a Took next time........
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12-09-2005, 02:35 PM | #32 | |
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12-09-2005, 08:51 PM | #34 | |
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12-09-2005, 08:58 PM | #35 | |
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Eomer: Now is the hour, riders of Rohan, oaths you have taken, now...
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12-09-2005, 10:03 PM | #36 | |
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12-09-2005, 10:44 PM | #37 | |
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Gandalf: My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures! You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years....
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12-09-2005, 11:31 PM | #38 |
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Gandalf: My dear Frodo, Hobbits really are amazing creatures! You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years....
...they still think I can't pull a rabbit out of my hat. _________________________________ Thorin: This won't do at all! If we don't get...
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
12-10-2005, 02:54 AM | #39 |
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Thorin: This won't do at all! If we don't get...
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12-10-2005, 03:16 AM | #40 | |
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Gandalf: "Authority is not give to you, Steward of Gondor, to order the hour of your death...
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