Ways to die in middle earth - Page 2 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Faramir Jones · 10-04-2008, 05:52 AM

650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

Faramir Jones · 10-10-2008, 09:17 AM

651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:38 PM

652. Slap Morgoth.
653. Slap Sauron.
654. Slap Manwe.
655. Slap Saruman.
656. Slap Gandalf.
657. Slap Aragorn.
658. Slap Legolas.
659. Slap Sam.
660. Slap anyone except yourself.

Eönwë · 10-10-2008, 04:40 PM

661. Jump off a cliff.

Eönwë · 10-27-2008, 08:01 AM

662. Try to stab Morgoth like Fingolfin did.
663. Try to eat Morgoth.
664. Try to hug Morgoth.
665. Try to kiss Morgoth.
665b. Just joking-
666. Try to be Morgoth (Mwah ha ha hah!

)
667. Try to live as long as Morgoth.
668. Try to live near Morgoth.
669. Make this many ways to die which include Morgoth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-27-2008, 08:14 AM

Just two words;

Balrog sandwich.

Eönwë · 12-15-2008, 02:42 PM

671. Try to kill Boromir (in the movies)
672. Try to kill a hobbit
673. Try to eat a hobbit (yes, I'm looking at you, alatar)

alatar · 12-19-2008, 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eönwë

673. Try to eat a hobbit (yes, I'm looking at you, alatar)

Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-19-2008, 11:36 AM

674. Try to fit horse-shoes to a Balrog...
675. Try to fit wings to a Balrog.

676. Walk around Gondor in an Orc costume shouting 'Ellesar is a rubbish king!'

Beregond · 12-19-2008, 11:47 AM

EDIT: Hey, you posted before me and messed up my numbering! :P

677. Ask Sauron to "lend" you the Ring.
678. Try to destroy the Ring with dragon-fire.
679. Go on a journalistic adventure to determine, once and for all, if Balrogs have wings.
680. Journey to the Icebay of Forochel and forget matches and a good jacket.
681. Be stranded on Tol Morwen during the Great Flood.
682. Be anywhere else west of the Ered Luin during the Great Flood.
683. Sail to the edge of the world before the end of the Second Age.
684. Try to assail Aman.
685. Try to find Aman.

Eönwë · 12-19-2008, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alatar

Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.

I thought that they were poisonous in large amounts. *shrugs*

Beregond · 12-19-2008, 11:36 PM

686. Run around in yellow boots shouting nonsense like "hey doll, merry doll, ring a dong dillo!" until Peter Jackson makes a movie, at which point you will no longer exist.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 03:59 PM

687. Eat Orc food
688. Drink Orc drinks
689. Eat Orc
690. Drink Orc
691. Try to liquidise an Orc!

692. Triple post on this thread

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 04:02 PM

693. trampled by a Balrog riding a Dragon.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 05:02 PM

694. See a Balrog riding a dragon

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-25-2009, 05:06 PM

695. Attempt to get a piggy-back ride from a Balrog riding a Dragon in some nightmarish form of Jenga.

Eönwë · 01-25-2009, 05:10 PM

696. Be within 300 miles of the above scene.

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2010, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alatar

Not sure why this made the list, as, as long as you cook them thoroughly, there shouldn't be a problem.

as long as you don't argue for too long about how to cook them.

697. be a troll who argues for too long and lets the sun's rays reach him...

10-04-2008, 05:52 AM	#41
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another suggestion 650. Tell Feanor that he's a bad role model for his sons, due to his obsession with making 'bling'.

10-10-2008, 09:17 AM	#42
Faramir Jones Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Lonely Isle Posts: 706	Another one 651. Tell Morgoth that he's such a pathetic escaped thrall that the Valar's reward for his return is only one silver penny.

10-10-2008, 04:38 PM	#43
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	652. Slap Morgoth. 653. Slap Sauron. 654. Slap Manwe. 655. Slap Saruman. 656. Slap Gandalf. 657. Slap Aragorn. 658. Slap Legolas. 659. Slap Sam. 660. Slap anyone except yourself. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-10-2008, 04:40 PM	#44
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	661. Jump off a cliff. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-27-2008, 08:01 AM	#45
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	662. Try to stab Morgoth like Fingolfin did. 663. Try to eat Morgoth. 664. Try to hug Morgoth. 665. Try to kiss Morgoth. 665b. Just joking- 666. Try to be Morgoth (Mwah ha ha hah!) 667. Try to live as long as Morgoth. 668. Try to live near Morgoth. 669. Make this many ways to die which include Morgoth. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

10-27-2008, 08:14 AM	#46
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Just two words; Balrog sandwich. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-15-2008, 02:42 PM	#47
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	671. Try to kill Boromir (in the movies) 672. Try to kill a hobbit 673. Try to eat a hobbit (yes, I'm looking at you, alatar) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-19-2008, 11:36 AM	#49
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	674. Try to fit horse-shoes to a Balrog... 675. Try to fit wings to a Balrog. 676. Walk around Gondor in an Orc costume shouting 'Ellesar is a rubbish king!' __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-19-2008, 11:47 AM	#50
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	EDIT: Hey, you posted before me and messed up my numbering! :P 677. Ask Sauron to "lend" you the Ring. 678. Try to destroy the Ring with dragon-fire. 679. Go on a journalistic adventure to determine, once and for all, if Balrogs have wings. 680. Journey to the Icebay of Forochel and forget matches and a good jacket. 681. Be stranded on Tol Morwen during the Great Flood. 682. Be anywhere else west of the Ered Luin during the Great Flood. 683. Sail to the edge of the world before the end of the Second Age. 684. Try to assail Aman. 685. Try to find Aman. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

12-19-2008, 11:36 PM	#52
Beregond Playful Ghoul Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,257	686. Run around in yellow boots shouting nonsense like "hey doll, merry doll, ring a dong dillo!" until Peter Jackson makes a movie, at which point you will no longer exist. __________________ "Hope and memory shall live still in some hidden valley where the grass is green."

01-25-2009, 03:59 PM	#53
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Back to basics... 687. Eat Orc food 688. Drink Orc drinks 689. Eat Orc 690. Drink Orc 691. Try to liquidise an Orc! 692. Triple post on this thread __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 04:02 PM	#54
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	693. trampled by a Balrog riding a Dragon. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 05:02 PM	#55
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	694. See a Balrog riding a dragon __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-25-2009, 05:06 PM	#56
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	695. Attempt to get a piggy-back ride from a Balrog riding a Dragon in some nightmarish form of Jenga. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-25-2009, 05:10 PM	#57
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	696. Be within 300 miles of the above scene. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place