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09-10-2005, 04:56 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Captain Obvious strikes again!!!
Legolas: Hey look Aragorn!! It's Gandalf the White!!
Aragorn: Oh brother! 
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-10-2005, 04:57 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
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Legolas thinking, in background: Whoa. Definitely the prettiest.
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The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
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09-10-2005, 05:00 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,332
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Soldier in the back: No! I, am SPARTICUS!
Theoden: Oh bother! Here it comes...
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-10-2005, 05:03 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 452
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Theoden was worried. Would the Elf Lord attack now, when he was most vulnerable? He knew he shouldn't have stolen Elrond's tiara, but it fit him so nicely.
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09-10-2005, 05:18 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,032
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The votes were counted, and the village now led Captain Obvious and the Uncloaker to the gallows for a double lynching.
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09-10-2005, 06:29 PM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Oh, I'm around.
Posts: 1,507
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The escalator is packed at The Gap of Rohan.
OR Gandalf (thinking): "Uh-oh, I just lost my sandal. Drat, there's no getting it now." OR Gandalf: "Now what did I forget... Hmm." OR Aragorn: "Man, I hate funerals; they're so boring!"
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09-10-2005, 07:46 PM
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Child of the West
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn
Posts: 2,390
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mmm what's wrong with Aragorn's face?
Aragorn is slightly annoyed when Legolas' cell phone goes off.
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"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain |
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09-10-2005, 08:10 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,449
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There was a huge line up for the new Starbuck's in Edoras.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-10-2005, 08:35 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,332
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For the first time in history, Edoras was no longer a dry county.
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-10-2005, 08:38 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
Posts: 952
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Hamlet is captured by pirates led by Orlando Bloom.
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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09-10-2005, 08:42 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,449
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The village was getting ready for a mass lynching.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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09-10-2005, 08:43 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,332
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Eomer: Yes! I'm movin up the corporate ladder!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-11-2005, 02:08 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Guy in front of Aragorn: He, he! I'm in the Film! Hurrah!
OR Guy with white beard behind Legolas: Hmm, Funerals are dull; I think I'll go to sleep. OR Théoden just stepped in something.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-11-2005, 03:51 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,825
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Topical...
Millions of protestors marched to Barad Dur to petition against Sauron and his craven ally Saruman's unprovoked invasion of Harad...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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09-11-2005, 04:52 AM
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Deadnight Chanter
Join Date: Sep 2000
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Legolas: I wish all these 'sturdy men' would have taken a bath before setting out...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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09-11-2005, 12:32 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Aragorn starts to feel stressed when he notices the length of the queue for the Beer Tent at the Gondorbury Festival.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-11-2005, 12:59 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Only seconds later did all these men realise that the concrete on the road had not set yet.
 Or Gandalf: It’s a bit quiet isn't it? Can't we move on a bit faster? My legs hurt! I want some food! Eowyn, have you gained weight? Théoden, you look like you’re about to cry! Théoden: This is a funeral march. Gandalf: ... ... ... ah...
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-11-2005, 06:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Nowhere...now here
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Many thoughts
Legolas: Someone farted...
Aragorn: My sword is heavy... Theoden: Zzzzz... Rohirrim in middle: Hope no-one notices... Rohirrim at left: *hums off-key* Old man behind Theoden: I wonder if this new hairstyle makes my head look fat... Gandalf: *about to smack Rohirrim in front of him* Just had to eat all the beans, didn't you?
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Don't let me die! |
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09-11-2005, 07:37 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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I think we've had that photo before, but . . .
Legolas (thinking): Why is Abraham looking at me?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-11-2005, 08:24 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
Posts: 2,246
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The Host: We want BRAINS!
Or... And as the host rode along to their deaths, they sang a cheerful chorus of "Tra-la-la-lally" and crushed the daisies beneath them..
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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09-11-2005, 08:30 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,332
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Man in the center of the crowd: Mosh Pitt!!!!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-11-2005, 08:47 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
Posts: 5,430
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(Not this caption again . . .)
Creepy guy behind Aragorn (thinking): Is this the line to Hogwarts?
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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09-11-2005, 08:55 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A cosmic waiting room
Posts: 766
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Legolas: Who touched me?
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Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken? |
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09-11-2005, 10:01 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 5,054
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Legolas: thank goodness there are witnesses this time when gandalf goes creepy uncle on us
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-11-2005, 10:03 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
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Legolas: thank goodness there are witnesses this time when gandalf goes creepy uncle on us
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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09-12-2005, 06:16 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
Posts: 4,814
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Stony faces all round as bad light stops play.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-12-2005, 06:22 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,164
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All together now:
"We must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, And all we ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by, And the wheel's kick and the wind's song and the white sail's shaking, And a grey mist on the sea's face and a grey dawn breaking." OR: "If we go out in the woods today We're sure of a big surprise. If we go out in the woods today We'd better go in disguise. For every 'urk that ever there was Will gather there for certain, because Today's the day the Uruk-hai have their picnic."
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. Last edited by Bêthberry; 09-12-2005 at 06:46 AM. |
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09-12-2005, 01:22 PM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,992
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A lady walks past the building site.
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Los Ingobernables de Harlond |
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09-12-2005, 02:12 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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Gandalf wondered weather to tell the soldier that his helmet was coming to life.
Or Gandalf: Oh, I uncloak one time and this is what happens? Aragorn: What do you mean, 'one' time? Gandalf: erm... *whistles*
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-12-2005, 04:09 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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Everyone knew that the Narnia movie was going to be good, but the turn out in Rohan was unprecedented.
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09-12-2005, 06:33 PM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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The villagers flock to the public stoning...
Legolas: Wonder if anyone can see through my manly disguise...
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Fenris Penguin
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09-12-2005, 06:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2004
Posts: 452
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Aragorn is trying to ignore his sword, which is now talking to him.
Aragorn: *mutters* No, I can't. I won't. Sword: Yes, you know you wanna. Aragorn: No, I won't kill Theoden just to become King. Sword: But as King of Rohan and Gondor, you can have both Arwen and Eowyn. Aragorn: I'm not listening!!! |
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09-12-2005, 06:50 PM
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Maniacal Mage
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side!
Posts: 3,332
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Sleeping soldier staring at audience: I make more money sleeping than you do in a year's paycheck!
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'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' |
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09-12-2005, 06:52 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 3,025
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The waiting list for Werewolf 10 bordered on jinormous.
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09-12-2005, 08:13 PM
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
Posts: 1,032
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Aragorn: Are we there yet?
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09-13-2005, 12:32 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,825
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The evil chimpanzee disguised as a Rider on the far right adjusts his helmet and readies his throwing knife for Theoden's neck...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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09-13-2005, 05:12 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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The crowd flocks in the same direction.
Gandalf: What's all the hub-bub? Aragorn: A new pic!  PJ: Inconceivable! Gimli: I'll cut off your head if you say that one more time. or... While Jackson vents his frustration against Gandalf (uncloaking, what else?) Gimli sees dinner.
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09-13-2005, 05:26 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 6,153
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While Jackson gets his hand trapped in a strange contraption, Gimli sneaks some of P-J's tic-tacs into his belt.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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09-13-2005, 06:36 AM
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Mischievous Candle
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam.
Posts: 1,267
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PJ: Eww...
Gimli: You couldn't seriously think that dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground?!
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Fenris Wolf
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09-13-2005, 06:53 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,825
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The Purists Strike Back
Gimli son of Gloin is entrusted with the quest of guarding PJ night and day and forcing him to remake the films 100% accurately...
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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