New Movie Script

[Kransha]

I believe I'll try the Merry/Pippin/Treebeard Scene..

*Merry and Pippin are still riding on Treebeard*

P: Look! There's smoke riding from the south!

T: And they don't even have a building permit. Hooom.

P: Who?

T: Isengard.

M: Isengard?

T: There was a time when Saruman would jog in my woods and dance and sing with woodland creatures gathering around him, but now he has a hip of metal and wheels. It was a war injury I think. He no longer cares for mowing things, so he forces his orcs to go out for him. They have no idea how to tend forests, honestly! Hoom!

*The hobbits' heads turn ceremoniously*

M: It's Saruman's army.

T: Oh really? Ya think?

M: War has started!

P: I doubt it. That's probably the ten thousand orc hairdressers going to un-grease Aragorn's hair.

M: Hey, where is that ranger/elf lover/swordsman/future king anyway?


*Cut to Aragorn floating down the Entwash*