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elven maiden Earwen · 02-15-2003, 05:34 PM

they hated bing called goody-two shoes

Who is the nicest person in Arda?

Tar-Palantir · 02-15-2003, 06:32 PM

Bill Ferny

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Who is the best dresser in ME?

Diamond18 · 02-16-2003, 12:51 AM

That would be the one in Bilbo's bedroom. Made of the finest cherry wood.

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What were the lyrics to the song Frodo sang in Bree?

Hirilaelin · 02-16-2003, 02:25 AM

"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious", etc.

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Who was Saruman's master?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-16-2003, 04:36 AM

Mr. Cornelius Thrippwood, MA (Oxon) - specialising in history and the Classics.

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What, if anything, is a mathom house?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-16-2003, 06:25 AM

A mathom house is where mathoms live- and a mathom, if you didn't know, is what Tom Bombadil is.
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How did Faramir and Boromir get on when they were little?

Gil-Galad · 02-16-2003, 10:05 AM

faramir got all the girls why'll boromir got all the swords

what would gandalf do if he was drunk?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-16-2003, 11:03 AM

He would give the drinker indigestion.
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According to the Mouth of Sauron, it takes more to make a king than what?

Beren87 · 02-16-2003, 11:12 AM

Then owning a pair of boots many times larger than you now own.

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Whom did Fëanor lead?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-16-2003, 11:15 AM

The Tirion Male Voice Choir

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What happened to the Silmarils?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 12:02 PM

i stole them [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] !

Who is the ugliest person in middle earth?

Beren87 · 02-16-2003, 12:07 PM

Galadriel o'course! Why else would Gimli find her so attractive?

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What language did Orcs speak?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 12:12 PM

THE SPOKE THE LANGUGE OF BIRDS WI9T HA LOT OF CAW CAWS AND TOOKIE TOOKIE

Who was Arwens best friend way back in kindergarden? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Gil-Galad · 02-16-2003, 12:33 PM

(i don't mean to be racist by this post so don't be offened!)

iraqi so thats why everyone wants to bomb them and steal there weapons

why were Thranduil and Celeborn good firends after wotr? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 02-16-2003, 01:51 PM

They discovered a mutual love of the music of Spinal Tap. Tap into Eä!

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When did Gimli and Legolas leave Middle-earth?

[ February 16, 2003: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 02:05 PM

5 years ago.

Why did they leave M-E?

gralin musicteeth · 02-16-2003, 02:47 PM

there's a good sushi place across ocean.

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where did the istari come from?

Andephelien · 02-16-2003, 03:07 PM

The istari came from San Fransisco.

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What language did the Nazgul speak?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-16-2003, 03:36 PM

Latin. I don't know why, but there you go. Maybe they're mad monks?
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Why are there so few women in lotr?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 04:05 PM

most woman were suicidle.

Why are they suicidle?

Diamond18 · 02-16-2003, 04:19 PM

Hey, it beat doing dishes.

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Who was Dior?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 04:22 PM

Doir was a leprechaun that no one new about that lived in M-E

Who is the most famous Leprechaun in M-E?

Hirilaelin · 02-16-2003, 04:59 PM

Captain Holly Short, of the LEPrechaun team. (Artemis Fowl)

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What was Gollum's true name?

Diamond18 · 02-16-2003, 05:04 PM

Ged, Archmage of Earthsea.

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How many times did Frodo put on the Ring?

Gil-Galad · 02-16-2003, 06:01 PM

FRODO HAD THE RING WOW! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

why did gollum trick frodo and sam to Shelobs lair?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 06:17 PM

he wanted to set the nice hobbitsies with Shelob

Who did Shelob marry?

Hirilaelin · 02-16-2003, 07:53 PM

Beorn.

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What was the name of the Ent that Merry and Pippin met?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 07:55 PM

Britney Spears

Who was Quickbeams favorite singer?

Hirilaelin · 02-16-2003, 08:31 PM

Eminem. (Is that how you spell it?)

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What was the color of Saruman's robes?

elven maiden Earwen · 02-16-2003, 09:23 PM

hot pink

color of Ragast robes?

Luthien_ Tinuviel · 02-16-2003, 10:29 PM

Navy blue with stars (traditional wizard clothing). [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-17-2003, 12:02 AM

I'll ask. What did the Fellowship find in Moria?

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-17-2003, 07:05 AM

The ship of lost souls.

Who lived in Moria in the 2nd age?

Gil-Galad · 02-17-2003, 10:24 AM

living dead rats

why was Arnor defeated by Angmar?

Gil-Galad · 02-17-2003, 10:24 AM

living dead rats

why was Arnor defeated by Angmar?

Aerandir Carnesir · 02-17-2003, 11:11 AM

Angmar was tired of his name being mixed up with Arnor's.

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How was Arnor defeated?

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elven maiden Earwen · 02-17-2003, 11:21 AM

Easy! They came in with boomboxes playing Christina Agulara and the people of Anor prefer Britney Spears. They ran aroung screaming and leaving things in ruin because of the music.

What kind of music did the people of the shire listen too?

Hirilaelin · 02-17-2003, 12:09 PM

Avil Lavgine. (That how you spell it?)

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What was the other name for Rivendell?

Lyra Greenleaf · 02-17-2003, 12:23 PM

Elrondville. He had big ideas of himself!
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Why did sauron hate Hobbits?

Hirilaelin · 02-17-2003, 12:34 PM

Because everyone thinks that they are so much cuter than he is! Those furry feet really hook the elvish babes.

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What did the elves call Gandalf?

02-15-2003, 05:34 PM	#1241
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	they hated bing called goody-two shoes Who is the nicest person in Arda? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-15-2003, 06:32 PM	#1242
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Bill Ferny ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who is the best dresser in ME? __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-16-2003, 12:51 AM	#1243
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	That would be the one in Bilbo's bedroom. Made of the finest cherry wood. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What were the lyrics to the song Frodo sang in Bree? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-16-2003, 02:25 AM	#1244
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 392	"He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it anymore obvious", etc. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Saruman's master? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-16-2003, 04:36 AM	#1245
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Mr. Cornelius Thrippwood, MA (Oxon) - specialising in history and the Classics. --------------- What, if anything, is a mathom house? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-16-2003, 06:25 AM	#1246
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,180	A mathom house is where mathoms live- and a mathom, if you didn't know, is what Tom Bombadil is. ---------------- How did Faramir and Boromir get on when they were little? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-16-2003, 10:05 AM	#1247
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	faramir got all the girls why'll boromir got all the swords what would gandalf do if he was drunk? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-16-2003, 11:03 AM	#1248
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	He would give the drinker indigestion. ---- According to the Mouth of Sauron, it takes more to make a king than what? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-16-2003, 11:12 AM	#1249
Beren87 Master of the Secret Fire Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between fire and ice, death and life Posts: 2,266	Then owning a pair of boots many times larger than you now own. -------------- Whom did Fëanor lead?

02-16-2003, 11:15 AM	#1250
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	The Tirion Male Voice Choir --- What happened to the Silmarils? __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-16-2003, 12:02 PM	#1251
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	i stole them [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ! Who is the ugliest person in middle earth? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 12:07 PM	#1252
Beren87 Master of the Secret Fire Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Between fire and ice, death and life Posts: 2,266	Galadriel o'course! Why else would Gimli find her so attractive? ----------- What language did Orcs speak?

02-16-2003, 12:12 PM	#1253
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	THE SPOKE THE LANGUGE OF BIRDS WI9T HA LOT OF CAW CAWS AND TOOKIE TOOKIE Who was Arwens best friend way back in kindergarden? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 12:33 PM	#1254
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	(i don't mean to be racist by this post so don't be offened!) iraqi so thats why everyone wants to bomb them and steal there weapons why were Thranduil and Celeborn good firends after wotr? [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-16-2003, 01:51 PM	#1255
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	They discovered a mutual love of the music of Spinal Tap. Tap into Eä! ----- When did Gimli and Legolas leave Middle-earth? [ February 16, 2003: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

02-16-2003, 02:05 PM	#1256
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	5 years ago. Why did they leave M-E? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 02:47 PM	#1257
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 384	there's a good sushi place across ocean. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ where did the istari come from? __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

02-16-2003, 03:07 PM	#1258
Andephelien Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 24	The istari came from San Fransisco. `````````````````````````````````````` What language did the Nazgul speak?

02-16-2003, 03:36 PM	#1259
Lyra Greenleaf The Diaphanous Dryad Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: R toL: 531, past the wild path Posts: 1,180	Latin. I don't know why, but there you go. Maybe they're mad monks? ------------- Why are there so few women in lotr? __________________ “Sylphs of the forest,” I whispered. “Spirits of oak, beech and ash. Dryads of Rowan and hazel, hear us. You who have guided and guarded our every footstep, you who have sheltered our growth, we honour you." the Forbidden Link

02-16-2003, 04:05 PM	#1260
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	most woman were suicidle. Why are they suicidle? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 04:19 PM	#1261
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Hey, it beat doing dishes. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who was Dior? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-16-2003, 04:22 PM	#1262
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	Doir was a leprechaun that no one new about that lived in M-E Who is the most famous Leprechaun in M-E? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 04:59 PM	#1263
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 392	Captain Holly Short, of the LEPrechaun team. (Artemis Fowl) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^* What was Gollum's true name? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-16-2003, 05:04 PM	#1264
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Ged, Archmage of Earthsea. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How many times did Frodo put on the Ring? __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-16-2003, 06:01 PM	#1265
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	FRODO HAD THE RING WOW! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] why did gollum trick frodo and sam to Shelobs lair? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-16-2003, 06:17 PM	#1266
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	he wanted to set the nice hobbitsies with Shelob Who did Shelob marry? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 07:53 PM	#1267
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 392	Beorn. _______________ What was the name of the Ent that Merry and Pippin met? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-16-2003, 07:55 PM	#1268
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	Britney Spears Who was Quickbeams favorite singer? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 08:31 PM	#1269
Hirilaelin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Immersed in a Good Book Posts: 392	Eminem. (Is that how you spell it?) * * * * * * * * What was the color of Saruman's robes? __________________ ...so I fired two warning shots. Into his head. - Chicago Let Helky stay! Bree\|Imladris\|guess you'll never know...

02-16-2003, 09:23 PM	#1270
elven maiden Earwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A world that never was and never will be Posts: 1,325	hot pink color of Ragast robes? __________________ We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot, Drink up me hearties, Yo Ho. the looniest site in the world!!!

02-16-2003, 10:29 PM	#1271
Luthien_ Tinuviel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: A very lovely tree-hut in the Chunnel. Posts: 804	Navy blue with stars (traditional wizard clothing). [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ I am a nineteen-year-old nomad photographer who owns a lemonade stand. You know what? I love Mip.

02-17-2003, 12:02 AM	#1272
Aerandir Carnesir Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Finally out of the Paths of the Dead! Posts: 107	I'll ask. What did the Fellowship find in Moria? __________________ "God is the Lord, of angels, and of men--and of elves" -J.R.R. Tolkien "Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens."-Gimli "Spiders are hideous."-Dietrich Bonhoeffer

02-17-2003, 07:05 AM	#1273
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	The ship of lost souls. Who lived in Moria in the 2nd age? __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-17-2003, 10:24 AM	#1274
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	living dead rats why was Arnor defeated by Angmar? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-17-2003, 10:24 AM	#1275
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	living dead rats why was Arnor defeated by Angmar? __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.