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Nilpaurion Felagund · 01-15-2006, 04:50 AM

An inter-dimensional staring contest between Éomer and an Éomer wannabe.

Lhunardawen · 01-15-2006, 05:41 AM

Grima's being more and more desperate to get Eowyn.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2006, 07:37 AM

You have to admit, door-to-door mirror salesman is an honourable job.

Valesse · 01-15-2006, 04:33 PM

Merry picture:

At first skipping second breakfast wasn't so much of a problem, but after so many months without the hobbits were beginning to get a wee bit belligerant.

Eomer picture:

Try the new, patiented Entish Bow-Flex!
Eomer did... and just look at the difference it made!

Meela · 01-15-2006, 05:37 PM

Eowyn's disguise was so good that even Grima couldn't tell the difference, as Eomer learnt when that hand materialised on his behind yet again.

Boromir88 · 01-15-2006, 10:02 PM

Eomer: How come I have a strange feeling someone's watching me?

Or...

"There's an easier way to get what the pros wear. Shop for your favorite characters items at rohan.com."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-16-2006, 12:51 AM

Eomer: What's that?

Fake: I don't know. But it looks like a picture. And a New one.

The Hobbits after the visiting the worst restaurant in Middle Earth (Named Eowyn's soup stop)

OR

Merry: What's the Balrog doing?

Frodo: Having a nervous break down.

Maeggaladiel · 01-16-2006, 01:03 AM

Pippin: The Nasgul! They're writing something in the sky!
Frodo: "Surrender... Dorothy?"

OR

Frodo: Who's that uncloaked fellow? Is that... Gandalf?
Sam: But, 'ee's supposed to be dead!

OR

The hobbits listen, confused.
"So the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music!"

Gurthang · 01-16-2006, 01:11 AM

Merry: "When I said I was the tall one, I didn't want it to mean I would be standing in the back."

OR

Frodo: "What is that?!"
Pippin: "It couldn't be."
Sam: "Why is there a Starbucks in the middle of the Wild?"
Merry: "Whoa. This is way too much like the Twilight Zone or something."

OR

The Hobbits try to ask for directions, but the man mumbles so badly that they can't understand a word he says.
Man: "Thnt ka ight aft ha tuh ks he scot soh." (Then take a right after the Castle sign.)
Frodo: "Thank the knight after he takes his clothes off!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-16-2006, 04:52 AM

The Hobbits were amazed at whet fell out of Gimli's beard when he combed it.

OR

Ents playing football (soccer for all ye americans) against the stone giants was sometimes upsetting... especially when they used Hobbits as the ball.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-16-2006, 06:58 AM

It was Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing orcs.

Lalwendë · 01-16-2006, 07:01 AM

Frodo: "Ugh, that Lembas has given me heartburn. Anyone got any milk of magnesia on them?"

OR

Frodo: "You know when we were in Lorien and used the showers? Did any of you guys happen to see if I left a Ring behind in my locker?"

The Only Real Estel · 01-16-2006, 09:10 AM

Man/Eomer pic: The original two Wedding Crashers had rather disproportionate success...

Lalwendë · 01-16-2006, 09:46 AM

For the last three days Frodo had felt sick every morning. But how was he going to tell the other guys that he might be pregnant?

elronds_daughter · 01-16-2006, 11:50 AM

Frodo: What is THAT?!?!
Merry: I think it's Mt. Zoom.

OR

Frodo suddenly realizes he shouldn't have left his laxatives at home.

Kath · 01-16-2006, 01:36 PM

Frodo wonders if faking a heart attack will get him out of Ring duty.

Anguirel · 01-16-2006, 01:56 PM

The Hobbits are starting to get suspicious about this "free holiday prize to sunny Mordor..."

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-16-2006, 02:05 PM

Tra-la-la-lally was getting tiresome after the fourth day of Legolas singing it.

OR

Merry notices an off switch on Pippin's back.

Lalwendë · 01-16-2006, 03:18 PM

Blast from the past...

The Hobbits suddenly feel queasy as they realise that this is not the Misty Mountains but the guano of an Oliphaunt colony.

Elu Ancalime · 01-16-2006, 07:48 PM

Heartburn. Where in Middle-Earth will you be when it happens to you?

OR

Four Hobbits notice an Elf being mugged by two goblins, but instead of jumping into action, they stare and walk away. Advocate Justice in your Village.

OR

The Travellers watched in grief as a pile of mushrooms lay burning in the distance.......

Sam: "Mr Frodo, that big Eyes starin' at you funny....."
________
VOLCANO VAPORIZER

Bêthberry · 01-16-2006, 08:53 PM

Pippin: "It's a bird; it's a plane; no, wait. It's the prequel to My Crow Management RPG on the Downs."

malkatoj · 01-16-2006, 08:58 PM

(This is too obvious for words, my apologies)

Frodo: What's that, over there?
Sam: It looks like...Gandalf...
Pippin: What's he doing?
Sam: Gandalf Uncloaked!
All: AHHHHHHHHHHH!

The Only Real Estel · 01-16-2006, 10:10 PM

Frodo: "Owwww, heartburn. I shouldn't have had that last slice of pepperoni pizza. Where's the Tums?"

Maeggaladiel · 01-17-2006, 12:16 AM

A Legolas/ Gimli Dance-Off was never a pretty sight.

Lhunardawen · 01-17-2006, 02:24 AM

The hobbits have never learned to smile, less so for the camera.

OR

The hobbits wonder if they should return to The Barrow-downs...and join The Hobbit CbC.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-17-2006, 02:50 AM

Sam: Moria.
Pippin: Moria.
Frodo: Moria.
Merry: It's only a model.
Sam: Shh.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-17-2006, 03:51 AM

It seems that Sam used biological washing powder to wash Frodo's clothes... Frodo is allercic to it.

OR

Saruman attaching wheels to Orthank is not what they had expected to see at Isenguard.

gralin musicteeth · 01-17-2006, 06:07 AM

I have to post a new picture because I can't think of anything to write for the hobbit one.

Anguirel · 01-17-2006, 07:16 AM

SARUMAN: Aule! A glowing bouncy ball! How did you know that that was just what I wanted for Christmas?

Kuruharan · 01-17-2006, 07:45 AM

Saruman: Arrggh..."Answer Unclear"...AGAIN!!!

Meela · 01-17-2006, 08:15 AM

Never again will Saruman lose a game of Marbles.

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-17-2006, 10:04 AM

The moment before Saruman realised why no one spies on Gandalf.

OR

His love of the halfling's leaf has clearly messed with his mind.

Lalwendë · 01-17-2006, 10:36 AM

When Shane Warne found the 'special' cricket ball, he knew that the pommies would not be assured of victory next time.

Holbytlass · 01-17-2006, 10:42 AM

I see my future....I'm a dentist(?) but what new forms of torture!! MUWAHAHAHA!!

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 01-17-2006, 11:45 AM

It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Saruman, anchor of the Heren Istarion team, took up his bowling ball and made a strike.

narfforc · 01-17-2006, 11:52 AM

"Do you think you could hide the truth from me , Gandalf. I see all things, nothing can hide from Saruman the all seeing, all knowing, I know things that trouble any mind I wish. Nothing can move in Middle-Earth without my knowledgaarrrgh Wormtongue you sneeky traitooooooooooooooorrrr

Gandalf_the _white · 01-17-2006, 02:41 PM

oooooo look at the pretty light!!!!

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-17-2006, 02:45 PM

Snow globes always brought a smile to Saruman's lips.

OR

Saruman: I see dead people.

Lalwendë · 01-17-2006, 03:59 PM

Saruman launches into the obligatory January rant: "Christmas has only just finished and the Easter Eggs are already in the shops!"

Gurthang · 01-17-2006, 04:03 PM

Saruman loves jawbreakers.

OR

Saruman: "Now they'll all think I can tell the future with this 'crystal ball'! It'll make me rich and famous!" *maniacal laugh*

OR

Saruman: "Yes! By hold my metal staff just right, I can get ESPN!"

01-15-2006, 04:50 AM	#9201
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Uh . . . An inter-dimensional staring contest between Éomer and an Éomer wannabe. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

01-15-2006, 07:37 AM	#9203
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	You have to admit, door-to-door mirror salesman is an honourable job. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-15-2006, 04:33 PM	#9204
Valesse Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: \|Away Posts: 614	Merry picture: At first skipping second breakfast wasn't so much of a problem, but after so many months without the hobbits were beginning to get a wee bit belligerant. Eomer picture: Try the new, patiented Entish Bow-Flex! Eomer did... and just look at the difference it made! __________________ "Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos

01-15-2006, 05:37 PM	#9205
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Eowyn's disguise was so good that even Grima couldn't tell the difference, as Eomer learnt when that hand materialised on his behind yet again. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-15-2006, 10:02 PM	#9206
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,507	Eomer: How come I have a strange feeling someone's watching me? Or... "There's an easier way to get what the pros wear. Shop for your favorite characters items at rohan.com." __________________ Fenris Penguin

01-15-2006, 05:41 AM	#9202
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Grima's being more and more desperate to get Eowyn.

01-16-2006, 12:51 AM	#9207
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Eomer: What's that? Fake: I don't know. But it looks like a picture. And a New one. The Hobbits after the visiting the worst restaurant in Middle Earth (Named Eowyn's soup stop) OR Merry: What's the Balrog doing? Frodo: Having a nervous break down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-16-2006, 01:03 AM	#9208
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	Pippin: The Nasgul! They're writing something in the sky! Frodo: "Surrender... Dorothy?" OR Frodo: Who's that uncloaked fellow? Is that... Gandalf? Sam: But, 'ee's supposed to be dead! OR The hobbits listen, confused. "So the hills really ARE alive with the sound of music!" __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-16-2006, 01:11 AM	#9209
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Merry: "When I said I was the tall one, I didn't want it to mean I would be standing in the back." OR Frodo: "What is that?!" Pippin: "It couldn't be." Sam: "Why is there a Starbucks in the middle of the Wild?" Merry: "Whoa. This is way too much like the Twilight Zone or something." OR The Hobbits try to ask for directions, but the man mumbles so badly that they can't understand a word he says. Man: "Thnt ka ight aft ha tuh ks he scot soh." (Then take a right after the Castle sign.) Frodo: "Thank the knight after he takes his clothes off!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

01-16-2006, 04:52 AM	#9210
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Hobbits were amazed at whet fell out of Gimli's beard when he combed it. OR Ents playing football (soccer for all ye americans) against the stone giants was sometimes upsetting... especially when they used Hobbits as the ball. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-16-2006, 06:58 AM	#9211
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Just when they had got rid of the breakdancing orcs of Moria... It was Michael Flatley and his Riverdancing orcs. __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-16-2006, 07:01 AM	#9212
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo: "Ugh, that Lembas has given me heartburn. Anyone got any milk of magnesia on them?" OR Frodo: "You know when we were in Lorien and used the showers? Did any of you guys happen to see if I left a Ring behind in my locker?" __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-16-2006, 09:10 AM	#9213
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Man/Eomer pic: The original two Wedding Crashers had rather disproportionate success...

01-16-2006, 09:46 AM	#9214
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	For the last three days Frodo had felt sick every morning. But how was he going to tell the other guys that he might be pregnant? __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-16-2006, 11:50 AM	#9215
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Frodo: What is THAT?!?! Merry: I think it's Mt. Zoom. OR Frodo suddenly realizes he shouldn't have left his laxatives at home. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

01-16-2006, 01:36 PM	#9216
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Frodo wonders if faking a heart attack will get him out of Ring duty. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

01-16-2006, 01:56 PM	#9217
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	The Hobbits are starting to get suspicious about this "free holiday prize to sunny Mordor..." __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-16-2006, 02:05 PM	#9218
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Tra-la-la-lally was getting tiresome after the fourth day of Legolas singing it. OR Merry notices an off switch on Pippin's back. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-16-2006, 03:18 PM	#9219
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Blast from the past... The Hobbits suddenly feel queasy as they realise that this is not the Misty Mountains but the guano of an Oliphaunt colony. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-16-2006, 07:48 PM	#9220
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Heartburn. Where in Middle-Earth will you be when it happens to you? OR Four Hobbits notice an Elf being mugged by two goblins, but instead of jumping into action, they stare and walk away. Advocate Justice in your Village. OR The Travellers watched in grief as a pile of mushrooms lay burning in the distance....... Sam: "Mr Frodo, that big Eyes starin' at you funny....." ________ VOLCANO VAPORIZER Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 10:42 PM.

01-16-2006, 08:53 PM	#9221
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,978	Pippin: "It's a bird; it's a plane; no, wait. It's the prequel to My Crow Management RPG on the Downs."

01-16-2006, 08:58 PM	#9222
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	(This is too obvious for words, my apologies) Frodo: What's that, over there? Sam: It looks like...Gandalf... Pippin: What's he doing? Sam: Gandalf Uncloaked! All: AHHHHHHHHHHH! __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

01-16-2006, 10:10 PM	#9223
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "Owwww, heartburn. I shouldn't have had that last slice of pepperoni pizza. Where's the Tums?"

01-17-2006, 12:16 AM	#9224
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 500	A Legolas/ Gimli Dance-Off was never a pretty sight. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

01-17-2006, 02:24 AM	#9225
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The hobbits have never learned to smile, less so for the camera. OR The hobbits wonder if they should return to The Barrow-downs...and join The Hobbit CbC.

01-17-2006, 02:50 AM	#9226
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	Sam: Moria. Pippin: Moria. Frodo: Moria. Merry: It's only a model. Sam: Shh. __________________ Fenris Wolf

01-17-2006, 03:51 AM	#9227
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It seems that Sam used biological washing powder to wash Frodo's clothes... Frodo is allercic to it. OR Saruman attaching wheels to Orthank is not what they had expected to see at Isenguard. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 01-17-2006 at 03:55 AM.

01-17-2006, 06:07 AM	#9228
gralin musicteeth Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams Posts: 360	I have to post a new picture because I can't think of anything to write for the hobbit one. __________________ Where was the stooped and mealy-coloured old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

01-17-2006, 07:16 AM	#9229
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	SARUMAN: Aule! A glowing bouncy ball! How did you know that that was just what I wanted for Christmas? __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

01-17-2006, 07:45 AM	#9230
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,589	Saruman: Arrggh..."Answer Unclear"...AGAIN!!! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-17-2006, 08:15 AM	#9231
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Never again will Saruman lose a game of Marbles. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-17-2006, 10:04 AM	#9232
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The moment before Saruman realised why no one spies on Gandalf. OR His love of the halfling's leaf has clearly messed with his mind. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-17-2006, 10:36 AM	#9233
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	When Shane Warne found the 'special' cricket ball, he knew that the pommies would not be assured of victory next time. __________________ Gordon's alive!

01-17-2006, 10:42 AM	#9234
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	I see my future....I'm a dentist(?) but what new forms of torture!! MUWAHAHAHA!! __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

01-17-2006, 11:45 AM	#9235
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,234	It was in this moment when all hope had faded, that Saruman, anchor of the Heren Istarion team, took up his bowling ball and made a strike. __________________ Fenris Wolf