Crazy Captions - Page 164 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 08-07-2005, 03:03 PM

...The Hobbits are aghast to learn that the troupe of breakdancing Orcs seemed intent on following them through Moria.

The Only Real Estel · 08-07-2005, 06:45 PM

Gimli (offscreen): "We'll have nine lobster, fifteen shrimp, twelve red snapper, fifteen filet mignons, & some grilled mushrooms, some wild boar...

Pippin, Frodo, & Sam: "No, stop! We'll never be able to eat all this!"

Gimli: ...pheasants, & grouse, do you have partridge? Bring the partridge!"

Merry: "He better not be billing me for all this!"

Gurthang · 08-07-2005, 07:52 PM

(From A Bug's Life)
Merry: "Don't look at the light."
Pippin: "I can't help it... It's so beautiful!"

OR

This shot was taken just one story below the Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir picture. Notice how the Blue Light is much stronger because it's not going through the floor.

OR

Frodo(thinking): "I don't believe it! Merry does have eyes in the back of his head!"

OR

After being teleported by the blue glow to Barad-Dur, the hobbits discover Sauron's Automatic Ring Making Machine. Ohhh, the possibilities!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 04:44 AM

Watching Aragorn and Boromir have a disco dance off was not a pretty sight!

[I've just worked out that I occupy roughly 5% of the Crazy Caption posts Followed closely by Eomer who occupies 4%]

CaptainofDespair · 08-08-2005, 06:34 AM

Merry: The Cave Troll can't see you if you don't move...

Sam: But, that theory was disproved...

Pippin: Does this mean we won't be having afternoon tea and cake?

OR

Merry: These dramatic poses are sure to impress the ladies!

Frodo: Not with Legolas twirling his hair over there...

mormegil · 08-08-2005, 07:13 AM

Merry: AI! AI! A Balrog!

Sam: No no you dotard, that cannot possibly be a Balrog for you see Balrog have wings and this demon of fire is lacking that key charateristic.

Bêthberry · 08-08-2005, 07:35 AM

The four young hobbits, lads just out of the Shire for the first time, are mesmerised by life in the big city, the plethora of strip shows in particular.

The Only Real Estel · 08-08-2005, 08:05 AM

The villagers take a step backward as the wolf begans to transform in the process of being hung.

Kitanna · 08-08-2005, 09:50 AM

Oh the horrors of an Orc nudist camp.

THE Ka · 08-08-2005, 10:39 AM

Having nothing better to do, Galadriel and Celeborn compete at who can keep a hobbit's attension and wonder for the longest...

Celeborn: Look! Look at me! My eyes glow!

Galadriel: Yes, that may be nice, but LOOK! MY WHOLE BODY GLOWS! Ooh! Amazing isn't it?!

Pippin: Wow... Check out Celeborns' eyes... They glow...

Frodo: I'm completely oblivious that Galadriel is turning into an atomic bomb behind me...

~ Aesthete

Gurthang · 08-08-2005, 02:09 PM

The hobbits are temporarlily turned from the TV by the ringing of the phone.

Pippin: "What was that?"
Merry: "It was the Telephone. There must be someone on the... on the... other end."
Frodo: Is choking on a peanut.
Sam: 'Maybe it's Rosie!'

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 02:43 PM

The Hobbits are forced into astonishment when they see that the Mouth of Sauron has gone and got braces!

OR

As the Hobbits found a souvenir shop in Moria, Pippin is horrified to discover that he has forgotten his wallet!

The Only Real Estel · 08-08-2005, 02:46 PM

While walking through the Shire one night a small group of admiring hobbits lasses with flashlights happen on the four hobbits.

Merry: "Don't move a muscle, they might not see us!"

Formendacil · 08-08-2005, 03:07 PM

Merry: "Guys, the end of the tunnel isn't in sight: how come we can see again?"

Pippin: "Train!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-08-2005, 03:17 PM

The Hobbits found out why you shouldn't say "Mac Beth" in a theatre!

Boromir88 · 08-08-2005, 04:53 PM

After tearing apart Legolas in Moria, the mob of Fangirls continue their rampage onto Frodo...

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2005, 06:45 PM

Nazgul: well well well, you seen to have stumbled right into our trap...turn around...

...YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2005, 06:52 PM

Only Frodo and Merry were dismayed by the Sphynx's riddle.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-08-2005, 08:46 PM

Sam: Hey, how come that guy can fly on a broomstick?

mormegil · 08-08-2005, 09:06 PM

The hobbits are dismayed to find out, that contrary to popular belief, Gothmog is actually a Nazgul and not a Black-Numenorian.

Boromir88 · 08-08-2005, 09:14 PM

Merry, Frodo, and Sam: Ahhh, who is that?

Pippin: It's only a new picture guys.

Elendil: The power of the swartz is strong with you my son.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-08-2005, 09:28 PM

After a fight over the last doughnut, the two warriors decided to settle it in the most manly way possible: A staring contest in full armour at noon.

The Only Real Estel · 08-08-2005, 09:44 PM

Elendil: "Ah, I see your swartz is as big as mine!"

mormegil · 08-08-2005, 10:31 PM

I can't see this one

Lhunardawen · 08-08-2005, 10:42 PM

Elves never make good sculptors - look how their rendition of the Argonath turned out.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 01:52 AM

Elendill: I know you are afraid, my son, but this is a dangerous and important mission, we will probably go to our deaths, but the fangirls must be destroyed!

OR

Isildur: My helmet is better than yours!

Elendill: Is not!

Isildur: Is!

Gurthang · 08-09-2005, 11:10 AM

I can't see it either.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 11:28 AM

This any better, Folks?

Caption:

When you need a fly swatting, call the experts!

Gurthang · 08-09-2005, 11:42 AM

(Thank you much, Hookbill!)

Elendil: "What's that?! Look behind you!"
Isildur: "I'm not falling for that one."

OR

Elendil: "See, if you hold perfectly still, you blend in with the rocks!"

OR

Isildur: "Does this armor make me look fat?"

AND the obligatory...

Elendil: "You fool! This isn't Mount Doom; it's Mount Dolmed!"
Isildur: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 11:46 AM

No trouble good sirs! My duty and all that!

And speaking of obligatory...

Elendill: We must stop this Gandalf! The Uncloaking is getting out of hand!

Mithalwen · 08-09-2005, 01:07 PM

`I know what you're thinking about,' said Tweedledum; `but it isn't so, nohow.'

`Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.'

Gil-Galad · 08-09-2005, 01:19 PM

Isildur: I have realized by now that evil will always triumph cause good is dumb

~or~

Elendil: Your swartz is as big as mine, lets see how well you can handle it

THE Ka · 08-09-2005, 01:24 PM

Elendil: Okay, If we have any hope of winning that Royals for Models runway contest, we need to find our signature moves...

Isildur: How are we possibly going to do that?!

Elendil: Well, they say you need to act like you want something really bad, and you would give it your best to have anyway possible.

Isildur: Oh, okay. (thinks about the ring...)

Elendil: On the count of three...One, Two, Three -

Both wip into position

Isildur: The ring's mine, PUSH OFF!

Elendil: ... We're thinking about runways remember?

Isildur: Sorry, could you say that again, i'm confused...

-------------------------------------------

~ Aesthete

CaptainofDespair · 08-09-2005, 01:28 PM

Isildur: Now the circle is complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.

Elendil: Only a master of eevvv...wait, what?! Why do I always have to be Obi-wan?!

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2005, 01:52 PM

Isildur and Elendill try and break the camera of that stalker by reflecting the light from their swords.

Boromir88 · 08-09-2005, 02:28 PM

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: What?

Isildur: None shall pass.

Elendil: I have no quarell with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.

Isildur: Then you must die!

Elendil: I command you as King of Arnor and Gondor to stand aside.

Isildur: I move for no man.

Elendil: So be it!

And we all know the rest of the scene...

wilwarin538 · 08-09-2005, 05:20 PM

How to be king: lesson #182...... Proper way to hold a sword.

Durelin · 08-09-2005, 05:54 PM

How to be King: Lesson #187...How to take a hit and still look Kingly.

Elendil: Okay, we'll go easy for your first time...
Isildur: But dad...I'm afraid...
Elendil: I'm not trying to kill you. Now remember, try and keep your hair from being disturbed...and some sweat is good, but not too much...make it look like you're working hard, but no sweating like a peasant... And let's here a nice good grunt like we've been practicing, I don't want to hear any 'oofs'...

Gurthang · 08-09-2005, 08:01 PM

Elendil can't take it anymore and turns his head away from the band of breakdancing orcs.

OR

Elendil: "*gasp* Isildur, did you bring the pipeweed?!"
Isildur: "*gasp* No! I thought you had it!"
*both faint*

Nilpaurion Felagund · 08-09-2005, 11:47 PM

Elendil: Remember, you need to chop the onions finely.

Isildur: Yes, father.

08-07-2005, 03:03 PM	#6521
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	As TORE starts a new theme in Crazy Captions... ...The Hobbits are aghast to learn that the troupe of breakdancing Orcs seemed intent on following them through Moria. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

08-07-2005, 06:45 PM	#6522
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	at the restaurant (pilfered from The Fellowship of the Cast documentary) Gimli (offscreen): "We'll have nine lobster, fifteen shrimp, twelve red snapper, fifteen filet mignons, & some grilled mushrooms, some wild boar... Pippin, Frodo, & Sam: "No, stop! We'll never be able to eat all this!" Gimli: ...pheasants, & grouse, do you have partridge? Bring the partridge!" Merry: "He better not be billing me for all this!"

08-07-2005, 07:52 PM	#6523
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	(From A Bug's Life) Merry: "Don't look at the light." Pippin: "I can't help it... It's so beautiful!" OR This shot was taken just one story below the Aragorn, Legolas, and Boromir picture. Notice how the Blue Light is much stronger because it's not going through the floor. OR Frodo(thinking): "I don't believe it! Merry does have eyes in the back of his head!" OR After being teleported by the blue glow to Barad-Dur, the hobbits discover Sauron's Automatic Ring Making Machine. Ohhh, the possibilities! __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-08-2005, 04:44 AM	#6524
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Rats in the pipes Watching Aragorn and Boromir have a disco dance off was not a pretty sight! [I've just worked out that I occupy roughly 5% of the Crazy Caption posts Followed closely by Eomer who occupies 4%] __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 07:13 AM	#6526
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Merry: AI! AI! A Balrog! Sam: No no you dotard, that cannot possibly be a Balrog for you see Balrog have wings and this demon of fire is lacking that key charateristic. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-08-2005, 06:34 AM	#6525
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Merry: The Cave Troll can't see you if you don't move... Sam: But, that theory was disproved... Pippin: Does this mean we won't be having afternoon tea and cake? OR Merry: These dramatic poses are sure to impress the ladies! Frodo: Not with Legolas twirling his hair over there...

08-08-2005, 07:35 AM	#6527
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,046	The four young hobbits, lads just out of the Shire for the first time, are mesmerised by life in the big city, the plethora of strip shows in particular. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-08-2005, 08:05 AM	#6528
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	The villagers take a step backward as the wolf begans to transform in the process of being hung.

08-08-2005, 09:50 AM	#6529
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	Oh the horrors of an Orc nudist camp. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-08-2005, 10:39 AM	#6530
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Having nothing better to do, Galadriel and Celeborn compete at who can keep a hobbit's attension and wonder for the longest... Celeborn: Look! Look at me! My eyes glow! Galadriel: Yes, that may be nice, but LOOK! MY WHOLE BODY GLOWS! Ooh! Amazing isn't it?! Pippin: Wow... Check out Celeborns' eyes... They glow... Frodo: I'm completely oblivious that Galadriel is turning into an atomic bomb behind me... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-08-2005, 02:09 PM	#6531
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	The hobbits are temporarlily turned from the TV by the ringing of the phone. Pippin: "What was that?" Merry: "It was the Telephone. There must be someone on the... on the... other end." Frodo: Is choking on a peanut. Sam: 'Maybe it's Rosie!' __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-08-2005, 02:43 PM	#6532
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Rats in the pipes The Hobbits are forced into astonishment when they see that the Mouth of Sauron has gone and got braces! OR As the Hobbits found a souvenir shop in Moria, Pippin is horrified to discover that he has forgotten his wallet! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 02:46 PM	#6533
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	While walking through the Shire one night a small group of admiring hobbits lasses with flashlights happen on the four hobbits. Merry: "Don't move a muscle, they might not see us!"

08-08-2005, 03:07 PM	#6534
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,317	Merry: "Guys, the end of the tunnel isn't in sight: how come we can see again?" Pippin: "Train!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

08-08-2005, 03:17 PM	#6535
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	The Dead hand agrees! The Hobbits found out why you shouldn't say "Mac Beth" in a theatre! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-08-2005, 04:53 PM	#6536
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	After tearing apart Legolas in Moria, the mob of Fangirls continue their rampage onto Frodo... __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-08-2005, 06:45 PM	#6537
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	Nazgul: well well well, you seen to have stumbled right into our trap...turn around... ...YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-08-2005, 06:52 PM	#6538
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Only Frodo and Merry were dismayed by the Sphynx's riddle. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-08-2005, 08:46 PM	#6539
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Cross-references. Sam: Hey, how come that guy can fly on a broomstick? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-08-2005, 09:06 PM	#6540
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	The hobbits are dismayed to find out, that contrary to popular belief, Gothmog is actually a Nazgul and not a Black-Numenorian. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-08-2005, 09:14 PM	#6541
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,511	Merry, Frodo, and Sam: Ahhh, who is that? Pippin: It's only a new picture guys. Elendil: The power of the swartz is strong with you my son. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-08-2005, 09:28 PM	#6542
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Of all the silly customs . . . After a fight over the last doughnut, the two warriors decided to settle it in the most manly way possible: A staring contest in full armour at noon. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

08-08-2005, 09:44 PM	#6543
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	playing off of Boromir88's Elendil: "Ah, I see your swartz is as big as mine!"

08-08-2005, 10:31 PM	#6544
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	I can't see this one __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

08-08-2005, 10:42 PM	#6545
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,564	Elves never make good sculptors - look how their rendition of the Argonath turned out.

08-09-2005, 01:52 AM	#6546
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Elendill: I know you are afraid, my son, but this is a dangerous and important mission, we will probably go to our deaths, but the fangirls must be destroyed! OR Isildur: My helmet is better than yours! Elendill: Is not! Isildur: Is! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2005, 11:10 AM	#6547
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	I can't see it either. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-09-2005, 11:28 AM	#6548
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	This any better, Folks? Caption: When you need a fly swatting, call the experts! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2005, 11:42 AM	#6549
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,435	(Thank you much, Hookbill!) Elendil: "What's that?! Look behind you!" Isildur: "I'm not falling for that one." OR Elendil: "See, if you hold perfectly still, you blend in with the rocks!" OR Isildur: "Does this armor make me look fat?" AND the obligatory... Elendil: "You fool! This isn't Mount Doom; it's Mount Dolmed!" Isildur: "Ohh! I hate MapQuest!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

08-09-2005, 11:46 AM	#6550
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Rats in the Pipes. No trouble good sirs! My duty and all that! And speaking of obligatory... Elendill: We must stop this Gandalf! The Uncloaking is getting out of hand! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-09-2005, 01:07 PM	#6551
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,530	That reminds me......... `I know what you're thinking about,' said Tweedledum; `but it isn't so, nohow.' `Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, `if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic.' __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

08-09-2005, 01:19 PM	#6552
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,894	More Spaceballs! Isildur: I have realized by now that evil will always triumph cause good is dumb ~or~ Elendil: Your swartz is as big as mine, lets see how well you can handle it __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-09-2005, 01:24 PM	#6553
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Elendil: Okay, If we have any hope of winning that Royals for Models runway contest, we need to find our signature moves... Isildur: How are we possibly going to do that?! Elendil: Well, they say you need to act like you want something really bad, and you would give it your best to have anyway possible. Isildur: Oh, okay. (thinks about the ring...) Elendil: On the count of three...One, Two, Three - Both wip into position Isildur: The ring's mine, PUSH OFF! Elendil: ... We're thinking about runways remember? Isildur: Sorry, could you say that again, i'm confused... ------------------------------------------- ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

08-09-2005, 01:28 PM	#6554
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Isildur: Now the circle is complete. When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. Elendil: Only a master of eevvv...wait, what?! Why do I always have to be Obi-wan?!

08-09-2005, 01:52 PM	#6555
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Rats in the Popes? Isildur and Elendill try and break the camera of that stalker by reflecting the light from their swords. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...