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Artanis · 12-09-2002, 10:29 PM

Does anyone have any really strange theories concerning Middle Earth? Me and my friends think that neumerous popular singers (not Britny Spears type peoples, like Enya or the Goo Goo Dolls) are really that last of the Elves... That and that Treebeard lives in my yard, but we won't go into that... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Gayahithwen · 12-10-2002, 04:02 AM

I had a very complicated theory about the Bermuda triangle being a port to Middle-Earth. I'm to tired to re-tell it in fully, but in short, it was "The bermuda triangle is a port to Middle-Earth. Good people go through there and comes out as elves, bad people goes through and comes out as orcs."

*smiles* I've got some other theories as well, but I'm to tired to retell them all.

(By the way, I am now an official Ghost prince(ss) of Cardolan. Go me!)

Meela · 12-10-2002, 12:14 PM

i know this is all probably entirely unrelated...

no... maybe it is relevant...

does anyone else ever see people from ME/movie, etc.? the other day i saw tolkien in my town, and this guy working at my local cinema is a cross between treebeard and gimli, and ive seen boromir, merry, pippin, frodo, and sauron, and a nazgul, and my cat turned into gollum...

Manwe Sulimo · 12-10-2002, 02:51 PM

Ha ha, that's awesome, Gayahithwen! I have a theory similar to that, except the Triangle is a portal to Valinor, and only descendents of Elves can go through...(e.g., ships/planes with elven descendents disappear, whiles one w/o Elvish ppl onboard stay on Earth [Arda]).

Artanis · 12-10-2002, 07:00 PM

That is so awesome! I know where I will be vacationing this summer... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Argh... my friend has decided to call herself Gothwin... she goes around "Im Gothwin, lasto beth nim. Tolo dan nan mor!" in a creepy voice, scaring the underlings... Maybe she is a dark neuminorian that I need to distroy...*unsheaths sword* well, they did say not to procrastinate any more... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Morai · 12-11-2002, 06:54 PM

Theory 1: When Gollum fell into Mt. Doom, Eru took his spirit and put it in my cat's body.

Theory: Elijah Wood is a descendent of Frodo Baggins. (I know, a little off the wall, but hey! he's only 5'6"!)

Theory 3: My band teacher is either related to Gandalf or Saruman (If he's Gandalf, a fellow flute player must be Pippin)

Manwe Sulimo · 12-11-2002, 07:36 PM

"Fool of a flutist!"

*Chuckles*

In our school band, the Pippin must be a clarinetist.

Faye Took · 12-12-2002, 12:20 AM

I feel the same way about my band teacher! I'm for sure he is a desendant of Saruman! Me and my friend call him White Hand and have been bugging him to let us playing music from the Fellowship movie and I'm hoping he considers.

Skippy the Nazgul · 12-12-2002, 09:55 AM

Unrelated theory 1: Rob thomas and Kid Rock are twins separated at birth

Unrelated Theory 2: My mom's Mac is possess by satan and traps souls in her printer, which seems to make spontaneous noises

Unrelated Theory 3: Britney Spears is either a succubus (spelling?)

M-E Theory: The Balrog's wings are made of shadow, so they could not conceivably lift the weight of its firy body.

Hee Hee Hee

Arwen Imladris · 12-12-2002, 01:23 PM

1-whoever his face is that plays Harry Potter is related to Elijah Wood who is realated to Frodo somehow

2-I am actually Arwen

3-ME is actually our worlds history, they have kept that from us (along with many other things like the fact that we never landed on the moon and stuff like that) it IS a conspiracy! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

O.K. That is enouph for now. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Morai · 12-12-2002, 06:29 PM

Theory 4: My former band teacher is a elf and last year he fled to the Undying Lands (otherwise known as Southern Texas)

Theory 5: My mom has a planitir hidden in her room. That explains why she knows the exact time to drive me crazy (wait, I already am!) and why she's so grumpy and scatter-brained.

Theory 7: The band teacher I'll have next year must be Tom Bomadil. (strict, but always happy)

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Arwen Melian · 12-12-2002, 06:54 PM

Gee..maybe I should go to the Burmuda Triangle....but yuck it's too warm...I'm learning to apreciate cold weather because it might not last forever. After all it is these mortals who are causing global warming(that was a joke....do not take it personally....but I'm serious about my hatred of warm places, they look nice from afer...in pictures...that's as close as I'll go.) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 12-12-2002, 07:06 PM

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I feel the same way about my band teacher! I'm for sure he is a desendant of Saruman!

Strange. I also swear that my orchestra teacher is related to Saruman. Perhaps she and your band teacher are related. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Brinniel ]

Artanis · 12-12-2002, 09:47 PM

Oh, yeah, I forgot! I think that Santa Clause is one of the Maiyar (sp? I'm such a idot...) I think I might leave lembas out this year for "santa" insted of cookies. As to the other posts, I do not have any teachers that seem to have strange wizardly powers, but I think that the basket ball coach who keeps driving the theater troup (ha! calling us a troup... that's a laugh!) out of the auditorium with the stage is really a Balrog... I did notice her love of darkness... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

steve · 12-12-2002, 09:57 PM

my theory is, the hair on my head is actuially a strain of hobbit foot hair

and i think MY orchestra conductor is related to one of the elves from the hobbit

oh, and i think santa's elves are cross breed of elves, dwarves, and like mentially handicaped humans
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The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 12-13-2002, 10:01 AM

Long have I pondered the question of Creation. Now my crackpot theory is complete:

If we apply Big-Band theory to the Ainulindalë it would suggest that the very first words of the Music came from Eru himself, and that they were "A-one; a-two; a-one, two, three, four...". Furthermore, since nobody wants to go into a jam that will shape the destiny of an entire planet without a little practice, I think that they must have done a warm-up number first. Given the nature of the theory applied, this can only have been The Chattanooga Choo-Choo.

This leaves only the question of Melkor's discordant theme: many suggestions of merit have been put forward, but my favourite at the moment is that he went into an unplanned trombone solo.

Morai · 12-13-2002, 08:37 PM

Theory: Frodo Baggins eloped in the Undying Lands to a hobbit lass runaway. (Hey, I can dream, can't I)

Theory: Pippin is my guardian angel.

You fools! You let my imagination run wild! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Rose Cotton · 12-14-2002, 11:41 AM

That guy that Christopher Lee plays in Star Wars Episode 2 is really Saruman's great great great great etc. grandson.

engwaalphiel · 12-14-2002, 01:04 PM

The crazy scummerfield supermarket guy is actually Gandalf , (he has a hat!!!!)

My friend Leonie is a hobbit she's so small !
My cousin is a hobbit child she has curly hair just like the ones in the FOTR!!

Arwen Melian · 12-16-2002, 08:33 PM

If Pippin is your guardian angel...who is mine? Hmmm....probably Legolas....

Artanis · 12-16-2002, 10:22 PM

HOBBIT FOOT HAIR!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] LOL! May it grow thick and curly forever...

doug*platypus · 12-29-2002, 07:48 AM

I saw the second movie the other day, and I've become convinced that they just ripped it all off Star Wars.

But if you want to hear my really crazy theories, you'll just have to wait (maybe forty years!) for the book.

Oh, yeah, and there's numerous theories on what it really means to be the Lord of someone's Ring... but I don't want to get kicked off the Downs.

Taure Leafsilver · 12-31-2002, 11:34 PM

I am a hobbit! I am 14 years old, 4' 8", and where a size 9 shoe.

And Sam is my Gard(ener)ian Angel! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Taure Leafsilver ]

Sadbh · 01-01-2003, 12:22 AM

Theory 1: When we die, we are all transported to ME and become the race and persona of our choice. Well, can't I dream? Can't I!?

Theory 2: Several family members (who shall remain unamed) are actually cave trolls and orcs.

Theory 3: My parents and my younger brother are all hobbits. Seriously. 'Hobbit' was my Dad's nick-name when he was a kid.

Theory 4: I am so going to Bermuda.

P.S. My Mom's Compaq is possesed. What is it with possesed computers? (Which my family has in abundance) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

01-01-2003, 06:20 PM

My theroy......

Bill Gates is the reincarnation of Saruon. Except this time he's thinking bigger. Why have only nine wraiths when you can have millions of people who are so dependent on Windows Technical support that they will do anything they're told. (The orginal nive nazgual are the heads of tech suppot) To defeat this evil some poor soul will have to pioneer a last alliance of Gamers and Cubical Dwellers and lay seige to Gates' stronghold of the Microsoft Campus in the land of Washington.......

[ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Chysgoda ]

Artanis · 01-01-2003, 10:30 PM

Break out the viruses, man! Today, my mum watched FOTR for the FIRST TIME! Isn't waiting that long a sin or something? Anyway, anyone here think that the Nazghul are really the Horsemen of the Apocalypse? It's what me mum thinks...but it is quite possible that she is one of them, so why trust her?

Marsyas · 01-01-2003, 10:46 PM

A friend and I have been working on Rohandemar - our elf home - and I think that there are places in the deep woods that are actually remnants of elf-camps. Kind of like the circles in The Hobbit.

Nevolosse Maehayanda · 01-02-2003, 08:43 AM

It seems an ongoying topic...but MY band teacher seems like...*blah blah blah* what's awesome about it is that she IS letting us play FORT music! *yes!*

It's aallll in the winds I tell you...

Theory 1: Bermuda? I always thought it was New York!
Theory 2: portals bortals...you JUST need the right pipe...

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Maylin · 01-02-2003, 10:14 AM

Hmmm... Well, I personally think that Gollum escaped from mt. doom, and is now running my school, trying to melt our brains by making school way to easy. His aspiration are once we are all zombies, we tell him about the ring (NEVER!)

pherostien · 01-03-2003, 05:25 PM

My dad lives in Washington, and his computer company is against Bill Gates. Wait! And I swear Washington feels like Middle Earth to me. And I think I am just a tall hobbit. I wear size 9 1/2 shoe. My grand father died and what did I get? A gold ring!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Woe is me.

peonydeepdelver · 08-22-2003, 05:04 PM

I have a theory: My dad is Tom Bombadil. If you say, "Hey Dad?" He'll start singing, "Whatttt, whhaaaaattt...." over in over in random melodies. Once he made up a hit song called Fried Dough, and all the lyrics are "fried dough". It's a real fun one with my friends, but I can't remember what song it's the tune to. Some Christmas song. And he was singing it in the middle of July when my mom made fried dough. LOL

Everdawn · 08-23-2003, 08:49 PM

I reckon ME really does exist.. its in some far off corner of the world that everyone somehow has missed.. right next to the Jurassic Park islands... Tolkien simply found it, wrote about it and failed to tell us how he got there and back again...(excuse the pun.)

the guy who be short · 08-24-2003, 09:40 AM

I also believe that ME is Earth, and that everything happened. I also like to think that I'm descended from the last dwarves, thouggh that's less likely.

Neferchoirwen · 08-24-2003, 10:10 AM

I believe that the lead guitarist (the guy's name eludes me...) of YES is Gandalf...saw him working on his guitar (the flat one---the kind you lay on your lap and run a metal tube on it---dunno what's it called), and the dude looks entirely like Gandalf, with a glasses and thinning hair---the blasted hat did it.

ElenCala Isil · 08-24-2003, 10:16 AM

I am convinced that I currently reside in Mordor...and *looks outside and points* that's Mount Doom. *points in another direction* along there are the Ash Mountains. *points to top of house* and over there... that'd be Sauron...

I am also convinced that my computer was possessed, and also that hobbits hacked into it, which caused for an abundance of photos of hobbits suddenly appearing in my pictures... some hobbits, just can't get enough of themselves..

I also think that my cat is the reincarnation of Pippin and therefore, Pippin the cat is my guardian angel.

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arianrod · 08-24-2003, 10:48 AM

THEORY: My dad is a hobbit. He's chubby, kinda short, is very easily amused, and always walks around the house barefoot. He's the one that read me The Hobbit and started my whole obsession. Coincidence? I think not...

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Theory 1: When we die, we are all transported to ME and become the race and persona of our choice. Well, can't I dream? Can't I!?

Yes, I'm an avid believer in that theory, too. When the pastor says 'heaven', I hear 'Shire'.

Everdawn · 08-29-2003, 04:52 AM

I know believe beyond a doubt that my biology teacher is Sauron... and i am but a humble gondorian trying to evade his evil clutches...

Translated into English...
I hate my Bio teacher, but i like causing trouble... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

12-09-2002, 10:29 PM	#1
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	Whaked M-E Theories Does anyone have any really strange theories concerning Middle Earth? Me and my friends think that neumerous popular singers (not Britny Spears type peoples, like Enya or the Goo Goo Dolls) are really that last of the Elves... That and that Treebeard lives in my yard, but we won't go into that... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-10-2002, 04:02 AM	#2
Gayahithwen Wight Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The chat-room. Posts: 241	I had a very complicated theory about the Bermuda triangle being a port to Middle-Earth. I'm to tired to re-tell it in fully, but in short, it was "The bermuda triangle is a port to Middle-Earth. Good people go through there and comes out as elves, bad people goes through and comes out as orcs." smiles I've got some other theories as well, but I'm to tired to retell them all. (By the way, I am now an official Ghost prince(ss) of Cardolan. Go me!) __________________ Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away - and barefoot.

12-10-2002, 12:14 PM	#3
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	i know this is all probably entirely unrelated... no... maybe it is relevant... does anyone else ever see people from ME/movie, etc.? the other day i saw tolkien in my town, and this guy working at my local cinema is a cross between treebeard and gimli, and ive seen boromir, merry, pippin, frodo, and sauron, and a nazgul, and my cat turned into gollum... __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

12-10-2002, 02:51 PM	#4
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	Ha ha, that's awesome, Gayahithwen! I have a theory similar to that, except the Triangle is a portal to Valinor, and only descendents of Elves can go through...(e.g., ships/planes with elven descendents disappear, whiles one w/o Elvish ppl onboard stay on Earth [Arda]). __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

12-10-2002, 07:00 PM	#5
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	That is so awesome! I know where I will be vacationing this summer... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] Argh... my friend has decided to call herself Gothwin... she goes around "Im Gothwin, lasto beth nim. Tolo dan nan mor!" in a creepy voice, scaring the underlings... Maybe she is a dark neuminorian that I need to distroy...unsheaths sword well, they did say not to procrastinate any more... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-11-2002, 06:54 PM	#6
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Theory 1: When Gollum fell into Mt. Doom, Eru took his spirit and put it in my cat's body. Theory: Elijah Wood is a descendent of Frodo Baggins. (I know, a little off the wall, but hey! he's only 5'6"!) Theory 3: My band teacher is either related to Gandalf or Saruman (If he's Gandalf, a fellow flute player must be Pippin) __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-11-2002, 07:36 PM	#7
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	"Fool of a flutist!" Chuckles In our school band, the Pippin must be a clarinetist. __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

12-12-2002, 12:20 AM	#8
Faye Took Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 343	I feel the same way about my band teacher! I'm for sure he is a desendant of Saruman! Me and my friend call him White Hand and have been bugging him to let us playing music from the Fellowship movie and I'm hoping he considers. __________________ Dream-of the ones who came before. They are calling from across a distant shore. My Blog

12-12-2002, 09:55 AM	#9
Skippy the Nazgul Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Who wants ta know? Posts: 22	Unrelated theory 1: Rob thomas and Kid Rock are twins separated at birth Unrelated Theory 2: My mom's Mac is possess by satan and traps souls in her printer, which seems to make spontaneous noises Unrelated Theory 3: Britney Spears is either a succubus (spelling?) M-E Theory: The Balrog's wings are made of shadow, so they could not conceivably lift the weight of its firy body. Hee Hee Hee __________________ Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.

12-12-2002, 01:23 PM	#10
Arwen Imladris Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a box with a fox Posts: 1,347	1-whoever his face is that plays Harry Potter is related to Elijah Wood who is realated to Frodo somehow 2-I am actually Arwen 3-ME is actually our worlds history, they have kept that from us (along with many other things like the fact that we never landed on the moon and stuff like that) it IS a conspiracy! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] O.K. That is enouph for now. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] __________________ "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up, sleepies, we must go, yes, we must go at once."

12-12-2002, 06:29 PM	#11
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Theory 4: My former band teacher is a elf and last year he fled to the Undying Lands (otherwise known as Southern Texas) Theory 5: My mom has a planitir hidden in her room. That explains why she knows the exact time to drive me crazy (wait, I already am!) and why she's so grumpy and scatter-brained. Theory 7: The band teacher I'll have next year must be Tom Bomadil. (strict, but always happy) [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ] [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-12-2002, 06:54 PM	#12
Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	Gee..maybe I should go to the Burmuda Triangle....but yuck it's too warm...I'm learning to apreciate cold weather because it might not last forever. After all it is these mortals who are causing global warming(that was a joke....do not take it personally....but I'm serious about my hatred of warm places, they look nice from afer...in pictures...that's as close as I'll go.) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

12-12-2002, 09:47 PM	#14
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	Oh, yeah, I forgot! I think that Santa Clause is one of the Maiyar (sp? I'm such a idot...) I think I might leave lembas out this year for "santa" insted of cookies. As to the other posts, I do not have any teachers that seem to have strange wizardly powers, but I think that the basket ball coach who keeps driving the theater troup (ha! calling us a troup... that's a laugh!) out of the auditorium with the stage is really a Balrog... I did notice her love of darkness... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-12-2002, 09:57 PM	#15
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	my theory is, the hair on my head is actuially a strain of hobbit foot hair and i think MY orchestra conductor is related to one of the elves from the hobbit oh, and i think santa's elves are cross breed of elves, dwarves, and like mentially handicaped humans [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: steve ] [ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: steve ] __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

12-13-2002, 10:01 AM	#16
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,177	Long have I pondered the question of Creation. Now my crackpot theory is complete: If we apply Big-Band theory to the Ainulindalë it would suggest that the very first words of the Music came from Eru himself, and that they were "A-one; a-two; a-one, two, three, four...". Furthermore, since nobody wants to go into a jam that will shape the destiny of an entire planet without a little practice, I think that they must have done a warm-up number first. Given the nature of the theory applied, this can only have been The Chattanooga Choo-Choo. This leaves only the question of Melkor's discordant theme: many suggestions of merit have been put forward, but my favourite at the moment is that he went into an unplanned trombone solo. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

12-13-2002, 08:37 PM	#17
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Theory: Frodo Baggins eloped in the Undying Lands to a hobbit lass runaway. (Hey, I can dream, can't I) Theory: Pippin is my guardian angel. You fools! You let my imagination run wild! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

12-14-2002, 11:41 AM	#18
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	That guy that Christopher Lee plays in Star Wars Episode 2 is really Saruman's great great great great etc. grandson. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

12-14-2002, 01:04 PM	#19
engwaalphiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The edge of nowhere Posts: 89	The crazy scummerfield supermarket guy is actually Gandalf , (he has a hat!!!!) My friend Leonie is a hobbit she's so small ! My cousin is a hobbit child she has curly hair just like the ones in the FOTR!! __________________ Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

12-16-2002, 08:33 PM	#20
Arwen Melian Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Sometimes Imladris....sometimes Mirkwood...other times ....Lothlorien Posts: 141	If Pippin is your guardian angel...who is mine? Hmmm....probably Legolas.... __________________ Maiden of Rivendell "Anything to get away from the evil monkey in my bedroom." Fine! I admit it. I am a supporter of Agent Elrond. Now would you please leave me be?

12-16-2002, 10:22 PM	#21
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	HOBBIT FOOT HAIR!!! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] LOL! May it grow thick and curly forever... __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

12-29-2002, 07:48 AM	#22
doug*platypus Delver in the Deep Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 960	I saw the second movie the other day, and I've become convinced that they just ripped it all off Star Wars. But if you want to hear my really crazy theories, you'll just have to wait (maybe forty years!) for the book. Oh, yeah, and there's numerous theories on what it really means to be the Lord of someone's Ring... but I don't want to get kicked off the Downs. __________________ But Gwindor answered: 'The doom lies in yourself, not in your name'.

12-31-2002, 11:34 PM	#23
Taure Leafsilver Wight Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Shire,Alabama Posts: 131	I am a hobbit! I am 14 years old, 4' 8", and where a size 9 shoe. And Sam is my Gard(ener)ian Angel! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Taure Leafsilver ] __________________ Pippin Lives!

01-01-2003, 12:22 AM	#24
Sadbh Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere Posts: 67	Theory 1: When we die, we are all transported to ME and become the race and persona of our choice. Well, can't I dream? Can't I!? Theory 2: Several family members (who shall remain unamed) are actually cave trolls and orcs. Theory 3: My parents and my younger brother are all hobbits. Seriously. 'Hobbit' was my Dad's nick-name when he was a kid. Theory 4: I am so going to Bermuda. P.S. My Mom's Compaq is possesed. What is it with possesed computers? (Which my family has in abundance) [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow we take the Standerdized Tests.

01-01-2003, 06:20 PM	#25
Kira Guest Posts: n/a	My theroy...... Bill Gates is the reincarnation of Saruon. Except this time he's thinking bigger. Why have only nine wraiths when you can have millions of people who are so dependent on Windows Technical support that they will do anything they're told. (The orginal nive nazgual are the heads of tech suppot) To defeat this evil some poor soul will have to pioneer a last alliance of Gamers and Cubical Dwellers and lay seige to Gates' stronghold of the Microsoft Campus in the land of Washington....... [ January 01, 2003: Message edited by: Chysgoda ]

01-01-2003, 10:30 PM	#26
Artanis Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The Wild (I just love solar powered computers, don't you? Posts: 53	Break out the viruses, man! Today, my mum watched FOTR for the FIRST TIME! Isn't waiting that long a sin or something? Anyway, anyone here think that the Nazghul are really the Horsemen of the Apocalypse? It's what me mum thinks...but it is quite possible that she is one of them, so why trust her? __________________ Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Gandy!

01-01-2003, 10:46 PM	#27
Marsyas Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rohandemar Posts: 38	A friend and I have been working on Rohandemar - our elf home - and I think that there are places in the deep woods that are actually remnants of elf-camps. Kind of like the circles in The Hobbit. __________________ ~Marsyas~ ~Niere~ Some find strength in numbers, I find strength in solitude.

01-02-2003, 08:43 AM	#28
Nevolosse Maehayanda Pile O'Bones Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: in my mind...(mua ha ha ha) Posts: 17	It seems an ongoying topic...but MY band teacher seems like...blah blah blah what's awesome about it is that she IS letting us play FORT music! yes! It's aallll in the winds I tell you... Theory 1: Bermuda? I always thought it was New York! Theory 2: portals bortals...you JUST need the right pipe... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "Who says you can't headbang to classical music?" ~Alex Vollrath-Smith

01-02-2003, 10:14 AM	#29
Maylin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Mordor ( or school, same thing) Posts: 81	Hmmm... Well, I personally think that Gollum escaped from mt. doom, and is now running my school, trying to melt our brains by making school way to easy. His aspiration are once we are all zombies, we tell him about the ring (NEVER!) __________________ You feel an overwhelming urge to click here

01-03-2003, 05:25 PM	#30
pherostien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: that place over there Posts: 29	My dad lives in Washington, and his computer company is against Bill Gates. Wait! And I swear Washington feels like Middle Earth to me. And I think I am just a tall hobbit. I wear size 9 1/2 shoe. My grand father died and what did I get? A gold ring!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Woe is me. __________________ Alas i will no longer have AOL and will soon be at a new location. i just have to create it first.

08-22-2003, 05:04 PM	#31
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	I have a theory: My dad is Tom Bombadil. If you say, "Hey Dad?" He'll start singing, "Whatttt, whhaaaaattt...." over in over in random melodies. Once he made up a hit song called Fried Dough, and all the lyrics are "fried dough". It's a real fun one with my friends, but I can't remember what song it's the tune to. Some Christmas song. And he was singing it in the middle of July when my mom made fried dough. LOL __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

08-23-2003, 08:49 PM	#32
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	I reckon ME really does exist.. its in some far off corner of the world that everyone somehow has missed.. right next to the Jurassic Park islands... Tolkien simply found it, wrote about it and failed to tell us how he got there and back again...(excuse the pun.) __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

08-24-2003, 09:40 AM	#33
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	I also believe that ME is Earth, and that everything happened. I also like to think that I'm descended from the last dwarves, thouggh that's less likely.

08-24-2003, 10:10 AM	#34
Neferchoirwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: RtR: 483.3 miles, Fords of Bruinen Posts: 512	I believe that the lead guitarist (the guy's name eludes me...) of YES is Gandalf...saw him working on his guitar (the flat one---the kind you lay on your lap and run a metal tube on it---dunno what's it called), and the dude looks entirely like Gandalf, with a glasses and thinning hair---the blasted hat did it. __________________ On really romantic nights of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. ~Speed Levitch http://crevicesofsilence.blogspot.com/

08-24-2003, 10:16 AM	#35
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	I am convinced that I currently reside in Mordor...and looks outside and points that's Mount Doom. points in another direction along there are the Ash Mountains. points to top of house and over there... that'd be Sauron... I am also convinced that my computer was possessed, and also that hobbits hacked into it, which caused for an abundance of photos of hobbits suddenly appearing in my pictures... some hobbits, just can't get enough of themselves.. I also think that my cat is the reincarnation of Pippin and therefore, Pippin the cat is my guardian angel. [ August 24, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ] __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

08-29-2003, 04:52 AM	#37
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	I know believe beyond a doubt that my biology teacher is Sauron... and i am but a humble gondorian trying to evade his evil clutches... Translated into English... I hate my Bio teacher, but i like causing trouble... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~