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06-05-2011, 03:41 PM | #1 | |||
Blossom of Dwimordene
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Scent of a half-orc
http://www.kawaiianpunch.com/2011/04...only-1750.html
This is a random website that somehow appeared on my page, and I thought I should post it here for everyone to laugh. Quote:
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Anyway, read for yourself, I won't ruin it anymore for you.
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06-06-2011, 12:05 PM | #2 |
Shady She-Penguin
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Perfumes for D&D geeks?
Oh my goodness, who buys that???
Although my second thought that these would be hilarious gifts for geeky friends... Anyway, it's also worth a laugh to follow a link to the online store the article discusses and scroll down the page to see the selection and the description of the scents. Anyone here who would like to buy a perfume with halfling scent - porridge, kukui nuts and pastry crumbs? And that's not even tho worst or the funniest. Gosh these things must smell ghastly!
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06-06-2011, 01:58 PM | #3 | |
Blossom of Dwimordene
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I think it's only a mock advertisement, but it's still funny.
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06-06-2011, 02:04 PM | #4 |
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Some of them are hilarious...Fighter sounds like it would smell disgusting though: Leather, musk, blood, and steel.
Elf doesn't sound half bad though...Pale golden musk, honeycomb, amber, parma violet, hawthorne bark, aspen leaf, forest lily, life everlasting, white moss, and a hint of wild berry. The site is rather interesting. They also have scents inspired by Alice in Wonderland, The Seven Sins, Dorian Gray, and The Last Unicorn, to name a few.
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06-06-2011, 02:13 PM | #5 |
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Eau de Gobelin the new fragrance from Estee Mordor.
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06-12-2011, 10:21 AM | #7 |
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Parfum de Bog from narfforc.................(there is a play on words for those in the know)
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06-20-2011, 03:12 AM | #8 |
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