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Hookbill the Goomba · 02-21-2006, 03:12 AM

Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches.

Aragorn: Oh. Sorry.

Eowyn: *chokes*

OR

Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-21-2006, 03:32 AM

Éowyn: You remind me of an onion.

Owner of strange hand: I have layers?

Éowyn: No, you smell like one.

Rimbaud · 02-21-2006, 04:10 AM

Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You are not my father. No that doesn't mean you can touch me. Please leave me alone. Where's Luke when you need him?

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-21-2006, 04:22 AM

Aragorn: I told you if you keep messing with Gimli's axe, someone is going to lose a head. Now just keep it steady while I get the sewing kit.

OR

Aragorn: For the last time, when I offer you a cake, don't eat out of my hand. It's creepy!

Eowyn: But I LOVE cake!

narfforc · 02-21-2006, 09:00 AM

Eowyn to Aragorn: When learning to waltz, your hand goes on my shoulder, and your foot next to mine, SO REMOVE YOUR BOOT OFF MY SLIPPER YOU OAF!!!

The Only Real Estel · 02-21-2006, 11:01 AM

Aragorn: "Sorry! A ranger's hands...I know they're rough."

Eowyn: "No! Well...yes, but...but don't stop."

PJ: "Okay you two enough screwing around! It's not enough that movie stole our Dead Army look now it's wasting my time also!"

CaptainofDespair · 02-21-2006, 01:17 PM

Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They are the Eaters of the Dead.
Eowyn: Are you serious?
Aragorn: Indeed, gravely serious.

Miranda: Peter! Viggo is pretending to be Antonio Banderas, again! Make him stop!
Peter Jackson: Viggo! What have I told you?!
Viggo: Umm...that I am not Antonio Banderas.
Peter: Good. Do not do it again, again...*sighs*

Maeggaladiel · 02-21-2006, 01:49 PM

After "The Adam's Family," Thing took a job as a hand double for Aragorn.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-21-2006, 01:57 PM

That "Hand-like growth" on Eowyn's cheek had grown conciderably.

Bêthberry · 02-21-2006, 02:25 PM

The closeness of Aragorn's leather-gloved hand brought tears to Eowyn's eyes, for its scent alone brought back stirring memories of her favourite horse and the fondly remembered horsebacking riding lessons she had had as a young teen.

Elu Ancalime · 02-21-2006, 08:24 PM

Eowyn: Oh no! That was the day Legolas proposed!

Eowyn cries as she sees the photo of her uncle running away because she and Legolas were to be wed.
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MARIJUANA NEWS

Eonwe · 02-21-2006, 08:40 PM

Eowyn: I'm really liking this new biker girl image...oh yeah!

Valier · 02-22-2006, 12:28 AM

Here's another new one!

How bout' Pippin: If I can't see them, they can't see me!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-22-2006, 03:12 AM

Pippin: Please, please, please tell me that wasn't Frodo uncloaked.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-22-2006, 03:16 AM

Théoden Pic -

Théoden: Must... get... down... steps...

OR

Théoden: Worm! I'll kill you! You- oooh! A penny!

Pippin Pic -

The carvings on the staff show a diagram of Gandalf's uncloaking.

OR - A simpsons Rip off...

As Gandalf uncloaks, Pippin has another memory to suppress...

Pippin: I am at Disney land! Disney land!!!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-22-2006, 03:27 AM

Pippin is about to be poked by the POKEY-STAFF OF DOOM!

narfforc · 02-22-2006, 04:52 AM

Pippin has just been told he has been fired from the Fellowship, and the little Hobbit is upset for leaving them short staffed.

mormegil · 02-22-2006, 07:58 AM

Pippin realizes all too late that the water he just drank was not out of a well but rather part of the orc sewage network.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-22-2006, 08:05 AM

Gandalf: Okay, without Bill, Pippin is going to have to hold some things for me. Here is my staff. My hat. My pack. My cloak...

Pippin:

OR

Pippin: I knew that last mushroom was a mistake.

OR yet!

Sam tries once more to explain Taters. Pippin has had enough.

JennyHallu · 02-22-2006, 08:24 AM

Pippin: Here's your cloak, Gandalf...it's on the end of this eleven-foot pole...just take it...please...

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-22-2006, 08:40 AM

Don't close your eyes, children; because that's when the Well Monster CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU AND GETS YOU!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!!

Meela · 02-22-2006, 08:45 AM

Pippin cries as his giant novelty lollipop begins to melt.

Kitanna · 02-22-2006, 08:58 AM

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight.

Lalwendë · 02-22-2006, 09:16 AM

Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-22-2006, 09:31 AM

Pippin stabbed himself in the foot with the staff.

OR

The Balrog had a nervous break down, Pippin couldn't bare to watch.

JennyHallu · 02-22-2006, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalwendë

Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube.

Or...

Pippin understood the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube far too well.

Lalwendë · 02-22-2006, 09:37 AM

Pippin offers up a silent prayer that his rather large helping of beans at second breakfast won't start playing the stomach-bassoon during Aragorn's coronation.

Kuruharan · 02-22-2006, 10:43 AM

Pippin: Pewww…looks foul and feels fair my foot. After that bean dip he smells pretty foul!

Farael · 02-22-2006, 12:44 PM

Pip:"If I pretend to be asleep, maybe Gandalf won't realize I was the one to drop the skeleton down the well"

Eonwe · 02-22-2006, 01:25 PM

Pippin: AHHH-HHHHA! AH-Ha-Ha...Oh HO HO... Did you see taht!...Ahhh-hha ha...!The look on his face when aragon realized I tricked him into walking onto my clevery laid "sticks-over-a-hole" trap...AHHH-HA-HA!

Aragorn: *draws sword*

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-22-2006, 01:55 PM

Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every time.

mormegil · 02-22-2006, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitanna

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight.

or

It was never an easy thing to look down at what you just stepped in, especially as a bare foot hobbit.

Maeggaladiel · 02-22-2006, 02:31 PM

Pippin: Ugh! Gandalf! Say it, don't spray it!

The Only Real Estel · 02-22-2006, 05:55 PM

Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!

Elu Ancalime · 02-22-2006, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!

Or do a remix 'Martha Stewart' style.

MS:"You just dont fit in." Later->Dear, Pippin...
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Vaporizer Pipe

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-22-2006, 07:24 PM

Quote:

A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight. (Kitanna)

or

You know your day's not going well when you have to reach down a cave troll's toilet to get your only bag of pipeweed.

THE Ka · 02-22-2006, 07:31 PM

Eowyn couldn't hold back tears of fear as the grotesque smell became overpowering with every step...

~ Aesthete

The Elf-warrior · 02-22-2006, 09:25 PM

Legolas: "Should I shoot Grima?"

Gandalf: "No. Wait till he kills Saruman."

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-23-2006, 04:11 AM

Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting!

Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire?

Gimli: No, let him find out by himself.

OR

Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on?

Nilpaurion Felagund · 02-23-2006, 04:29 AM

Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us!

Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed.

Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil.

Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?!

Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today.

Gimli and Aragorn:

02-21-2006, 03:12 AM	#9681
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Eowyn: If you want to strangle me, move your hand down a couple of inches. Aragorn: Oh. Sorry. Eowyn: chokes OR Eowyn: What's with the green hand? You've been on the Barrow Downs haven't you? HAVEN'T YOU!? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-21-2006, 03:32 AM	#9682
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Shrek??? Éowyn: You remind me of an onion. Owner of strange hand: I have layers? Éowyn: No, you smell like one. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-21-2006, 04:10 AM	#9683
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,070	Eowyn: Seriously Darth, for the last time. You are not my father. No that doesn't mean you can touch me. Please leave me alone. Where's Luke when you need him? __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-21-2006, 04:22 AM	#9684
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Aragorn: I told you if you keep messing with Gimli's axe, someone is going to lose a head. Now just keep it steady while I get the sewing kit. OR Aragorn: For the last time, when I offer you a cake, don't eat out of my hand. It's creepy! Eowyn: But I LOVE cake! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-21-2006, 09:00 AM	#9685
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Eowyn to Aragorn: When learning to waltz, your hand goes on my shoulder, and your foot next to mine, SO REMOVE YOUR BOOT OFF MY SLIPPER YOU OAF!!! __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-21-2006, 11:01 AM	#9686
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	PotC/LotR Aragorn: "Sorry! A ranger's hands...I know they're rough." Eowyn: "No! Well...yes, but...but don't stop." PJ: "Okay you two enough screwing around! It's not enough that movie stole our Dead Army look now it's wasting my time also!"

02-21-2006, 01:17 PM	#9687
CaptainofDespair Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 432	Aragorn: It is true, they come with the fog. They are the Eaters of the Dead. Eowyn: Are you serious? Aragorn: Indeed, gravely serious. Miranda: Peter! Viggo is pretending to be Antonio Banderas, again! Make him stop! Peter Jackson: Viggo! What have I told you?! Viggo: Umm...that I am not Antonio Banderas. Peter: Good. Do not do it again, again...sighs

02-21-2006, 01:49 PM	#9688
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	After "The Adam's Family," Thing took a job as a hand double for Aragorn. __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-21-2006, 01:57 PM	#9689
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Hi! That "Hand-like growth" on Eowyn's cheek had grown conciderably. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-21-2006, 02:25 PM	#9690
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,046	The closeness of Aragorn's leather-gloved hand brought tears to Eowyn's eyes, for its scent alone brought back stirring memories of her favourite horse and the fondly remembered horsebacking riding lessons she had had as a young teen. __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

02-21-2006, 08:24 PM	#9691
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 477	Eowyn: Oh no! That was the day Legolas proposed! Eowyn cries as she sees the photo of her uncle running away because she and Legolas were to be wed. ________ MARIJUANA NEWS Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:09 PM.

02-21-2006, 08:40 PM	#9692
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 690	Eowyn: I'm really liking this new biker girl image...oh yeah! __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-22-2006, 03:12 AM	#9694
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	*cringes* Pippin: Please, please, please tell me that wasn't Frodo uncloaked. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-22-2006, 03:16 AM	#9695
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Théoden Pic - Théoden: Must... get... down... steps... OR Théoden: Worm! I'll kill you! You- oooh! A penny! Pippin Pic - The carvings on the staff show a diagram of Gandalf's uncloaking. OR - A simpsons Rip off... As Gandalf uncloaks, Pippin has another memory to suppress... Pippin: I am at Disney land! Disney land!!! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 02-22-2006 at 03:30 AM.

02-22-2006, 03:27 AM	#9696
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Dun dun DUNNN!!! Pippin is about to be poked by the POKEY-STAFF OF DOOM! __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

02-22-2006, 04:52 AM	#9697
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Pippin has just been told he has been fired from the Fellowship, and the little Hobbit is upset for leaving them short staffed. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

02-22-2006, 07:58 AM	#9698
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,657	Pippin realizes all too late that the water he just drank was not out of a well but rather part of the orc sewage network. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

02-22-2006, 08:05 AM	#9699
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Gandalf: Okay, without Bill, Pippin is going to have to hold some things for me. Here is my staff. My hat. My pack. My cloak... Pippin: OR Pippin: I knew that last mushroom was a mistake. OR yet! Sam tries once more to explain Taters. Pippin has had enough. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-22-2006, 08:24 AM	#9700
JennyHallu The Pearl, The Lily Maid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In my luxury Barrow, snuggled up in a pile of satin pillows, eating fresh fruit. Posts: 1,636	Pippin: Here's your cloak, Gandalf...it's on the end of this eleven-foot pole...just take it...please... __________________ <=== Lookee, lookee, lots of IM handles!

02-22-2006, 08:40 AM	#9701
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,916	Don't close your eyes, children; because that's when the Well Monster CREEPS UP BEHIND YOU AND GETS YOU!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-22-2006, 08:45 AM	#9702
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,070	Pippin cries as his giant novelty lollipop begins to melt. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

02-22-2006, 08:58 AM	#9703
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,212	A cavetroll's toilet was never a pretty sight. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

02-22-2006, 09:16 AM	#9704
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Pippin didn't quite understand the unwritten law of not looking any of your fellow passengers in the eye when you ride the Minas Tirith tube. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-22-2006, 09:31 AM	#9705
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pippin stabbed himself in the foot with the staff. OR The Balrog had a nervous break down, Pippin couldn't bare to watch. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-22-2006, 09:37 AM	#9707
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,750	Pippin offers up a silent prayer that his rather large helping of beans at second breakfast won't start playing the stomach-bassoon during Aragorn's coronation. __________________ Gordon's alive!

02-22-2006, 10:43 AM	#9708
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,639	Pippin: Pewww…looks foul and feels fair my foot. After that bean dip he smells pretty foul! __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-22-2006, 12:44 PM	#9709
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,541	Pip:"If I pretend to be asleep, maybe Gandalf won't realize I was the one to drop the skeleton down the well" __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

02-22-2006, 01:25 PM	#9710
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 690	Pippin: AHHH-HHHHA! AH-Ha-Ha...Oh HO HO... Did you see taht!...Ahhh-hha ha...!The look on his face when aragon realized I tricked him into walking onto my clevery laid "sticks-over-a-hole" trap...AHHH-HA-HA! Aragorn: draws sword __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

02-22-2006, 01:55 PM	#9711
dancing spawn of ungoliant Mischievous Candle Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: So near to Russia, so far from Japan, quite a long way from Cairo, lots of miles from Vietnam. Posts: 1,237	Pippin's coatrack imitation fooled Gandalf every time. __________________ Fenris Wolf

02-22-2006, 02:31 PM	#9713
Maeggaladiel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally. Posts: 508	Pippin: Ugh! Gandalf! Say it, don't spray it! __________________ "Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman.

02-22-2006, 05:55 PM	#9714
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,917	The Apprentice Donald Trump: "You're fired!!!

02-22-2006, 07:31 PM	#9717
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,522	Eowyn couldn't hold back tears of fear as the grotesque smell became overpowering with every step... ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

02-22-2006, 09:25 PM	#9718
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Legolas: "Should I shoot Grima?" Gandalf: "No. Wait till he kills Saruman." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

02-23-2006, 04:11 AM	#9719
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,015	Pippin: Eeew! That new picture is disgusting! Legolas: Should we tell Aragorn his head is on fire? Gimli: No, let him find out by himself. OR Aragorn: Can I have some tape to stick this arm back on? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-23-2006, 04:29 AM	#9720
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,338	Bwahaha! Aragorn: Look at that! Durin's Bane is flying towards us! Gimli: Don't be absurd. Balrogs don't have wings. That's Gothmog on a winged steed. Legolas: I think that's Tom Bombadil. Gimli and Aragorn: Bombadil?! Are you crazy?! Legolas: Yes, I think he's hang-gliding again today. Gimli and Aragorn: __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...