Two cents: The Phantom Finance - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Rimbaud · 10-29-2002, 10:50 AM

What exactly are these mystic tenders that permeate the forum, even through to the posts of older and highly intelligent members? Whether of mithril, American currency or just plain old silver, they dangle over every person's argument, a triumph of idiom over substance. The Foible-ometer is warbling tremendously this month.

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***The Barrow-Wight*** · 10-29-2002, 11:08 AM

Let me be the first to say, "Huh?"

Maikadilwen · 10-29-2002, 11:15 AM

I don't know. I usually use plastic. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

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Bêthberry · 10-29-2002, 12:04 PM

A tuppence for your foreclosure on clichés, Sir.

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Eol · 10-29-2002, 12:41 PM

Dude? What is it with this? *assumes yoda position* Money you say? Not much, have I money this is. Yeeesss. Poor college student am I, money not much I have, yeeessss.

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 10-29-2002, 12:56 PM

I suppose I was the only person who heard that *hic!* at the end of Rimbaud's post?

*Maril picks up an empty beer bottle from the collection rolling about Rim's feet. Tsk-tsk, frogs just can't hold their liquor (unlike the French)...*

THE Ka · 11-21-2004, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Marileangorifurnimaluim

I suppose I was the only person who heard that *hic!* at the end of Rimbaud's post?

*Maril picks up an empty beer bottle from the collection rolling about Rim's feet. Tsk-tsk, frogs just can't hold their liquor (unlike the French)...*

What's wrong with a philosophical drunk? ok, i might be wrong but, at least they mean to make a point...

THE Ka · 11-21-2004, 06:52 PM

Surprisingly, i think i know what this author is trying to point out. If i am right in any sense, the author wishes to make a connection between first, 'greed' second, 'money, 'wealth' (of a material reference) and three, their role within the lord of the rings? Or, do they wish to connect this with our world?

It was a guess, but at least I tried.

~Pondering Ka~

Rimbaud · 11-23-2004, 04:17 AM

Actually, now this has resurfaced, I have seen some pretty grim degradations based on this financial theme. I don't want anyone's cents! (Esopecially at the current exchange rate). I might value an opinion, or even an idea. But not metaphysical money.

As BW has said above somewhere, this also goes for other get-out clauses, such as 'I'm really tired today, so I'll just post this anyway...'.

~Rimbaud the Truculent

Kuruharan · 02-04-2005, 08:37 AM

I'm starting to see this habit crop up again.

I hope in my own little way to pour some water on that fire...

Rimbaud · 10-29-2002, 01:07 PM

There was a serious point amidst my careless verbiage. Not only do I dislike the appearance of 'just my two cents' and its variations but I am unsure of the etymology of the phrase.

Maril, if you notice my time of posting, I was firmly ensconced at my desk at the time, as I am still, without hope of any reprieve, let alone an alcoholic one. Still, only four or five more hours left now, I hope.

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 10-29-2002, 01:32 PM

I can't vouch for the accuracy of the following:

Two Cents Plain

In a letter received a few days ago, our correspondent Michael Raynor reported that he had spent the better part of two days at a conference with twenty-four accountants, and had put his time to good use by dreaming up questions for this column. On the off chance that I might somehow curry favor with some accountants and thus parlay my answers into a tax deduction, today I tackle another of Mr. Raynor's queries. "Why do people only contribute their 'two cents worth' when making a contribution to conversation or debate?", Mr. Raynor wonders, "Inflation aside, I don't think two cents ever really amounted to much purchasing power."

Speaking as someone who grew up a few short blocks from a first-rate penny- candy emporium, I beg to differ -- two cents per day, applied in the form of liquorice whips and gumballs, can buy you a lifetime of dental adventure.

In any case, the whole point of "my two cents worth," which originated in the late 19th century, is that it is a faux-modest, self-deprecating tactic used to disarm your audience before you announce your opinion. This is especially important in the event that your opinion turns out to be idiotic, in which case you can always claim that you warned your listeners in advance that your opinion was next to worthless. The phrase has long since become a cliche, and its use can be especially grating when the person announcing the arrival of his "two cents worth" is a doctor or lawyer (or a dentist, come to think of it) charging you two hundred dollars an hour. Don't get me started.

"Two cents" or "two-center" has been a slang synonym for "very cheap" since the middle of the 19th century, when the cheapest cigar available was literally a "two- center." The U.S. Treasury Department actually issued a two-cent coin in 1864, which was, incidentally, the first U.S. coin to bear the motto "In God We Trust." The government, evidently feeling frisky in a monetary sort of way, also issued coins in three-cent and twenty-cent denominations during the same period.

Found at http://www.word-detective.com/back-k.html.

Marileangorifurnimaluim · 10-29-2002, 02:01 PM

Ironically, those two-cent coins are no doubt worth thousands now - if you can land one. Maybe we should scavenge through the 'olde' posts? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

-Maril

(My dear Rimbaud, I fear I neglected to run the time of your post through the mathematical calculations that convert my Pacific Standard Time (PST), to Barrow-downs Standard Time (BDST), to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT). Nor do I know if you work in advertising or not, where they keep beer in the fridge on shoots. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] )

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-29-2002, 02:25 PM

I always thought that it was something of a devaluation when applied to my own opinions, the value of which begins at around £400 for an off-the-cuff remark about the weather to several billion in Sterling for a general solution to world poverty and distress.

Naturally I don't value any words of mine in cents, not only because two cents is too small an amount for any British bureau de change to consider exchanging, but also because that is too small an amount to justify the energy that I would expend in expressing myself. Clearly the wear and tear on my bronchial passages alone is worth at least fourpence ha'penny. When typing, the impact damage to my fingers and strain on my tendons comes to nearer half-a-crown and a pickled egg. *

Plus, as Rimbaud's legendary Foible-ometer has pointed out to us, it's really annoying, especially after eight or nine people beforehand have used precisely the same get-out for opinions ranging from the lucidly perceptive to the almost bovinely crass. There's no need for anyone's two Drachma, Sestertii, Doubloons or Cents, Euro or otherwise. We only want your opinions.

All cheques for my six-hundred and thirty-one pounds, four shillings and ninepence should be made payable to the Amon Rûdh Roof-Restoration and Drainage Fund. Thank-you for your generosity.

* All amounts given in Imperial currency. I'll be cold in my grave before I acknowledge decimalisation.

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 10-29-2002, 03:27 PM

This reminds me of the equally unnecessary but extremely overused 'faux-humility' statement pasted before most entries in any thread that revolves around a central creative theme (i.e. Middle-earth puns, Best/Worst Cast, Crazy Captions, etc.).

They each start with the obligatory "Here's my pathetic attempt", "I know this is terrible, but here goes", "Don't shoot me", or something similar. The self-deprecation usually seems insincere and a bit forced, so I find its (over)use somewhat annoying ,though I seem to recall being guilty of doing the same at least once on this forum. But no more! I have sworn off of it, and each of my posts is now preceded by an unwritten air of snooty superiority!

That's my two cents worth!

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Gandalf_theGrey · 10-29-2002, 03:34 PM

Barrow Wight:

Now that last bit of wisdom from you was worth far more than two bits! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

I firmly believe that people should say what they've got to say and let others decide whether to shoot arrows (or turn the speaker into something unnatural) on their own ... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Gandalf the Grey

Maikadilwen · 10-29-2002, 03:35 PM

Shame on you, BW. Tsk tsk... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Rimbaud · 10-29-2002, 03:43 PM

Maril, I give up. While I am still in the States, consider yourself on my bad side, until you have rectified my drinklessness. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Wight, thank you for your full and interesting response... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] You are right, I think it is the faux-humility that is the gist of what irks. If people don't believe that what they are saying is of much worth, then...

On a different note, Squatter, I'm not paying anything for the words of a man who believes he is Squatting on a hill that quite patently does not exist. Good day, Sir. Hurrumph. (Add token winking smiley here).

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Gandalf_theGrey · 10-29-2002, 03:49 PM

But Rimbaud,

Would a token winking smiley be worth more or less than two coins? And what of its comparative worth to a Tolkien winking smiley? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Gandalf the Grey

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Rimbaud · 10-29-2002, 03:51 PM

Here are two cents for your pun, Gandy.

[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Edit: I should mention that I have never been guilty of such egregious punnery.

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Marileangorifurnimaluim · 10-29-2002, 04:19 PM

*Maril smothers guffaw into what roughly approximates a cough* Puns, oh no, not you, Rimbaud!

Would you prefer that I ratify your drinklessness before you rectify it? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

-Maril

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-29-2002, 04:34 PM

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Squatter, I'm not paying anything for the words of a man who believes he is Squatting on a hill that quite patently does not exist. Good day, Sir. Hurrumph.

Do you really think that bailiffs would fail to evict squatters from a hill that does exist? In Blair's Britain? Besides, I refuse to have my grip on sanity questioned by someone who can't even decide whether he thinks he's a French radical poet, a dancing frog or a superpiscine trout. Even your delusions have schizophrenia, Sir! I pronounce your disbelief to be a silly thing!

Susan Delgado · 10-29-2002, 08:52 PM

What annoys me is when people announce that their post has ended. I don't see the logic of it...would we keep reading forever if we didn't see "Ok, I'm going to stop typing now" (and permutations thereof)? Of course not. They wouldn't do that in a vocal converstaion; why do it in a typed one?

edit: corrected "they're" in place of "their". I must be in need of one of those brain replacement operations. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

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Birdland · 10-29-2002, 11:59 PM

Eighteen posts on the topic of the origins and usages of that ol' linguistic chestnut "my two-cents worth"? It's times like these that make me wish that Tolkien's literary output had been a bit more "hefty".

That's my opinion and I'm stickin' to it!

HerenIstarion · 10-30-2002, 12:31 AM

BTW, Squatter:

Quote:

Main Entry: 2 squatter
Function: noun
Date: 1788
: one that squats : as a : one that settles on property without right or title or payment of rent b : one that settles on public land under government regulation with the purpose of acquiring title

which one applies to you?

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-30-2002, 04:18 AM

Obviously no government can lay claim to the ownership of Amon Rûdh, being that it has long since sunk beneath the waves. However there is no evidence in Tolkien's writings that the original Dwarven owners ever gave up their title to the place. Therefore what remains is theirs, and my own petty occupation of it constitutes squatting.

Being underwater, this hill is fairly damp, but no government will issue a drainage grant on the grounds that it falls under nobody's jurisdiction. As I said, all contributions gratefully received.

HerenIstarion · 10-30-2002, 04:35 AM

Than, forgiving my purely scientific interest, which is tha main reason for this investigation, would you be so kind to further clarify which of the following describes you:

Quote:

to squat :1 : to crouch close to the ground as if to escape observation <a hare squatting in the grass>
2 : to assume or maintain a position in which the body is supported on the feet and the knees are bent so that the buttocks rest on or near the heels

Thank you for your cooperation

Yours sincerely,

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 10-30-2002, 08:09 AM

Neither. Squatting (the physical postition) is extremely uncomfortable, and unnecessary for one of my modest stature. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

***The Barrow-Wight*** · 10-30-2002, 10:24 AM

This topic has been fun, but it has gone off-topic. Let's get back to the 'two-cents' and such or move on to new pastures.

Birdland · 10-30-2002, 11:17 AM

Penny for your thoughts, B-W.

Elenna · 10-30-2002, 02:05 PM

I think that two cents is an understatement or an overstatement for the worth of some posts. For example, many of you have imparted priceless bits of wisdom worth far more than two cents.

On the other hand, some posts and posters (not mentioning any names) put valueless messages up as a matter of routine. For example, quoting the entire above post, and then saying "I agree" or "lol" (I hate that).

So maybe 2 cents is an average of the valuable and the invaluable.

Belin · 10-30-2002, 02:20 PM

My opinions are free to all. It seemed only appropriate, in view of the generous efforts of the Barrow-Wight and others, to follow their example and offer opinions completely on charity. Yes, I generate them purely for unselfish motives such as these, so consider yourselves lucky!

...not that I'm merely following the law of supply and demand or anything...

--Belin Ibaimendi

VanimaEdhel · 11-01-2002, 06:25 PM

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less experienced posters would want to 'hedge their bets'. They are expressing a natural timidity in speaking up where so many voices are strong and in that situation I think they should be encouraged to offer their thoughtful comments and contributions.

Hey! I'm not really "less experienced" and even I am afraid to put my two cents in. I'm afraid someone will follow my post with something along the lines of, "You MORON! How can you SAY that? You are unworthy of your over 1200 posts! You dippy little teen-age blonde! Go to the mall or something!" So, I think that the timidity of "new" posters also just extends to those of us that are younger in general (I am 15), because we have all of these more mature, experienced people all around us. They all have all of this experience, and we have none. I mean, I have only read The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, Unfinished Tales, Lost Tales 1, and a few chapters of Lost Tales 2, so, when people start going into "HoME IX", I get kind of crosseyed and confused...then I get very quiet...

Bill Ferny · 11-01-2002, 10:27 PM

Well, don't shoot me down, but here it goes..
Here my two cents on the whole thing:

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On the other hand, some posts and posters (not mentioning any names) put valueless messages up as a matter of routine. For example, quoting the entire above post, and then saying "I agree" or "lol" (I hate that).

LOL! I agree.

Well, that's the end of my post, so you can stop reading now.

Gandalf_theGrey · 11-01-2002, 11:10 PM

* applauds Bill Ferny, hoping that no one will say, "Don't applaud, just throw money." * [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Bill Ferny · 11-06-2002, 09:33 AM

OK, I know, this makes four cents now. But there's something else that I really hate: When people throw up a post just to get that one hundred and first post.

Oh, wait... did I just do that?

Elenna · 11-06-2002, 01:52 PM

Lol, Bill Ferny. I agree!

*Elenna rejoices in her hypocrisy*

VanimaEdhel · 11-06-2002, 06:31 PM

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When people throw up a post just to get that one hundred and first post.

Oh, wait... did I just do that?

Then, when you get as many posts as I have, you begin to not care at all anymore...or as many as Elenna has for that matter. Then why am I posting, you may ask? Well...okay: I'll stop while I'm ahead...

EDIT: oooh: that was my 1320th post...

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Marileangorifurnimaluim · 11-07-2002, 02:17 AM

You know what's a bummer? When you look down and realize that for your glorious 1,000th post, all you did was post a one-word answer to some quiz. And got it wrong to boot.

-Maril

HerenIstarion · 11-07-2002, 02:52 AM

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edit: above is supposed to read as:

You got me intrigued, maril, I’m going to check out what my 1000th post was about [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

It seems I have accidentally switched to different keyboard layout while posting

[ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ]

10-29-2002, 10:50 AM	#1
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Two cents: The Phantom Finance What exactly are these mystic tenders that permeate the forum, even through to the posts of older and highly intelligent members? Whether of mithril, American currency or just plain old silver, they dangle over every person's argument, a triumph of idiom over substance. The Foible-ometer is warbling tremendously this month. [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ] __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-29-2002, 11:08 AM	#2
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,058	Let me be the first to say, "Huh?" __________________ The Barrow-Wight

10-29-2002, 11:15 AM	#3
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 525	I don't know. I usually use plastic. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

10-29-2002, 12:04 PM	#4
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,165	A tuppence for your foreclosure on clichés, Sir. [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Bethberry ] __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-29-2002, 12:41 PM	#5
Eol Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: The Pacific Northwest - Tir Nan Og Posts: 306	Dude? What is it with this? assumes yoda position Money you say? Not much, have I money this is. Yeeesss. Poor college student am I, money not much I have, yeeessss. __________________ Mes sana in corpec sano- (lt.) A sound mind in a sound body

10-29-2002, 12:56 PM	#6
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	I suppose I was the only person who heard that hic! at the end of Rimbaud's post? Maril picks up an empty beer bottle from the collection rolling about Rim's feet. Tsk-tsk, frogs just can't hold their liquor (unlike the French)... __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

11-21-2004, 06:52 PM	#8
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,612	What is THE Ka up to now?! Surprisingly, i think i know what this author is trying to point out. If i am right in any sense, the author wishes to make a connection between first, 'greed' second, 'money, 'wealth' (of a material reference) and three, their role within the lord of the rings? Or, do they wish to connect this with our world? It was a guess, but at least I tried. ~Pondering Ka~ __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

11-23-2004, 04:17 AM	#9
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Actually, now this has resurfaced, I have seen some pretty grim degradations based on this financial theme. I don't want anyone's cents! (Esopecially at the current exchange rate). I might value an opinion, or even an idea. But not metaphysical money. As BW has said above somewhere, this also goes for other get-out clauses, such as 'I'm really tired today, so I'll just post this anyway...'. ~Rimbaud the Truculent __________________ And all the rest is literature

02-04-2005, 08:37 AM	#10
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,685	AHHH!!! They're at it again!!! I'm starting to see this habit crop up again. I hope in my own little way to pour some water on that fire... __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

10-29-2002, 01:07 PM	#11
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	There was a serious point amidst my careless verbiage. Not only do I dislike the appearance of 'just my two cents' and its variations but I am unsure of the etymology of the phrase. Maril, if you notice my time of posting, I was firmly ensconced at my desk at the time, as I am still, without hope of any reprieve, let alone an alcoholic one. Still, only four or five more hours left now, I hope. __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-29-2002, 01:32 PM	#12
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,058	I can't vouch for the accuracy of the following: Two Cents Plain In a letter received a few days ago, our correspondent Michael Raynor reported that he had spent the better part of two days at a conference with twenty-four accountants, and had put his time to good use by dreaming up questions for this column. On the off chance that I might somehow curry favor with some accountants and thus parlay my answers into a tax deduction, today I tackle another of Mr. Raynor's queries. "Why do people only contribute their 'two cents worth' when making a contribution to conversation or debate?", Mr. Raynor wonders, "Inflation aside, I don't think two cents ever really amounted to much purchasing power." Speaking as someone who grew up a few short blocks from a first-rate penny- candy emporium, I beg to differ -- two cents per day, applied in the form of liquorice whips and gumballs, can buy you a lifetime of dental adventure. In any case, the whole point of "my two cents worth," which originated in the late 19th century, is that it is a faux-modest, self-deprecating tactic used to disarm your audience before you announce your opinion. This is especially important in the event that your opinion turns out to be idiotic, in which case you can always claim that you warned your listeners in advance that your opinion was next to worthless. The phrase has long since become a cliche, and its use can be especially grating when the person announcing the arrival of his "two cents worth" is a doctor or lawyer (or a dentist, come to think of it) charging you two hundred dollars an hour. Don't get me started. "Two cents" or "two-center" has been a slang synonym for "very cheap" since the middle of the 19th century, when the cheapest cigar available was literally a "two- center." The U.S. Treasury Department actually issued a two-cent coin in 1864, which was, incidentally, the first U.S. coin to bear the motto "In God We Trust." The government, evidently feeling frisky in a monetary sort of way, also issued coins in three-cent and twenty-cent denominations during the same period. Found at http://www.word-detective.com/back-k.html. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

10-29-2002, 02:01 PM	#13
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	Ironically, those two-cent coins are no doubt worth thousands now - if you can land one. Maybe we should scavenge through the 'olde' posts? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] -Maril (My dear Rimbaud, I fear I neglected to run the time of your post through the mathematical calculations that convert my Pacific Standard Time (PST), to Barrow-downs Standard Time (BDST), to Greenwich Mean Time (GMT). Nor do I know if you work in advertising or not, where they keep beer in the fridge on shoots. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] ) __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

10-29-2002, 02:25 PM	#14
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	I always thought that it was something of a devaluation when applied to my own opinions, the value of which begins at around £400 for an off-the-cuff remark about the weather to several billion in Sterling for a general solution to world poverty and distress. Naturally I don't value any words of mine in cents, not only because two cents is too small an amount for any British bureau de change to consider exchanging, but also because that is too small an amount to justify the energy that I would expend in expressing myself. Clearly the wear and tear on my bronchial passages alone is worth at least fourpence ha'penny. When typing, the impact damage to my fingers and strain on my tendons comes to nearer half-a-crown and a pickled egg. * Plus, as Rimbaud's legendary Foible-ometer has pointed out to us, it's really annoying, especially after eight or nine people beforehand have used precisely the same get-out for opinions ranging from the lucidly perceptive to the almost bovinely crass. There's no need for anyone's two Drachma, Sestertii, Doubloons or Cents, Euro or otherwise. We only want your opinions. All cheques for my six-hundred and thirty-one pounds, four shillings and ninepence should be made payable to the Amon Rûdh Roof-Restoration and Drainage Fund. Thank-you for your generosity. * All amounts given in Imperial currency. I'll be cold in my grave before I acknowledge decimalisation. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-29-2002, 03:27 PM	#15
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,058	This reminds me of the equally unnecessary but extremely overused 'faux-humility' statement pasted before most entries in any thread that revolves around a central creative theme (i.e. Middle-earth puns, Best/Worst Cast, Crazy Captions, etc.). They each start with the obligatory "Here's my pathetic attempt", "I know this is terrible, but here goes", "Don't shoot me", or something similar. The self-deprecation usually seems insincere and a bit forced, so I find its (over)use somewhat annoying ,though I seem to recall being guilty of doing the same at least once on this forum. But no more! I have sworn off of it, and each of my posts is now preceded by an unwritten air of snooty superiority! That's my two cents worth! [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: The Barrow-Wight ] __________________ The Barrow-Wight

10-29-2002, 03:34 PM	#16
Gandalf_theGrey Visionary Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 633	Barrow Wight: Now that last bit of wisdom from you was worth far more than two bits! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I firmly believe that people should say what they've got to say and let others decide whether to shoot arrows (or turn the speaker into something unnatural) on their own ... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Gandalf the Grey

10-29-2002, 03:35 PM	#17
Maikadilwen Summoner of Lost Souls Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: At home, with my Strongbow Posts: 525	Shame on you, BW. Tsk tsk... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ -"Death borders upon our birth, and our cradle stands in the grave. Our birth is nothing but our death begun."

10-29-2002, 03:43 PM	#18
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Maril, I give up. While I am still in the States, consider yourself on my bad side, until you have rectified my drinklessness. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Wight, thank you for your full and interesting response... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] You are right, I think it is the faux-humility that is the gist of what irks. If people don't believe that what they are saying is of much worth, then... On a different note, Squatter, I'm not paying anything for the words of a man who believes he is Squatting on a hill that quite patently does not exist. Good day, Sir. Hurrumph. (Add token winking smiley here). [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ] __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-29-2002, 03:49 PM	#19
Gandalf_theGrey Visionary Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 633	But Rimbaud, Would a token winking smiley be worth more or less than two coins? And what of its comparative worth to a Tolkien winking smiley? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Gandalf the Grey [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Gandalf_theGrey ]

10-29-2002, 03:51 PM	#20
Rimbaud The Perilous Poet Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Heart of the matter Posts: 1,096	Here are two cents for your pun, Gandy. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Edit: I should mention that I have never been guilty of such egregious punnery. [ October 29, 2002: Message edited by: Rimbaud ] __________________ And all the rest is literature

10-29-2002, 04:19 PM	#21
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	Maril smothers guffaw into what roughly approximates a cough Puns, oh no, not you, Rimbaud! Would you prefer that I ratify your drinklessness before you rectify it? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] -Maril __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

10-29-2002, 08:52 PM	#23
Susan Delgado The Perished Flame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: behind my eyes Posts: 1,096	What annoys me is when people announce that their post has ended. I don't see the logic of it...would we keep reading forever if we didn't see "Ok, I'm going to stop typing now" (and permutations thereof)? Of course not. They wouldn't do that in a vocal converstaion; why do it in a typed one? edit: corrected "they're" in place of "their". I must be in need of one of those brain replacement operations. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ October 30, 2002: Message edited by: Susan Delgado ] __________________ "Man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all 'til we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?"

10-29-2002, 11:59 PM	#24
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Eighteen posts on the topic of the origins and usages of that ol' linguistic chestnut "my two-cents worth"? It's times like these that make me wish that Tolkien's literary output had been a bit more "hefty". That's my opinion and I'm stickin' to it!

10-30-2002, 04:18 AM	#26
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Obviously no government can lay claim to the ownership of Amon Rûdh, being that it has long since sunk beneath the waves. However there is no evidence in Tolkien's writings that the original Dwarven owners ever gave up their title to the place. Therefore what remains is theirs, and my own petty occupation of it constitutes squatting. Being underwater, this hill is fairly damp, but no government will issue a drainage grant on the grounds that it falls under nobody's jurisdiction. As I said, all contributions gratefully received. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-30-2002, 08:09 AM	#28
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Neither. Squatting (the physical postition) is extremely uncomfortable, and unnecessary for one of my modest stature. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

10-30-2002, 10:24 AM	#29
*The Barrow-Wight* Night In Wight Satin Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 4,058	This topic has been fun, but it has gone off-topic. Let's get back to the 'two-cents' and such or move on to new pastures. __________________ The Barrow-Wight

10-30-2002, 11:17 AM	#30
Birdland Ghastly Neekerbreeker Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto Posts: 1,757	Penny for your thoughts, B-W.

10-30-2002, 02:05 PM	#31
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	I think that two cents is an understatement or an overstatement for the worth of some posts. For example, many of you have imparted priceless bits of wisdom worth far more than two cents. On the other hand, some posts and posters (not mentioning any names) put valueless messages up as a matter of routine. For example, quoting the entire above post, and then saying "I agree" or "lol" (I hate that). So maybe 2 cents is an average of the valuable and the invaluable. __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

10-30-2002, 02:20 PM	#32
Belin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: all the wide unfriendly pathways of the world Posts: 330	My opinions are free to all. It seemed only appropriate, in view of the generous efforts of the Barrow-Wight and others, to follow their example and offer opinions completely on charity. Yes, I generate them purely for unselfish motives such as these, so consider yourselves lucky! ...not that I'm merely following the law of supply and demand or anything... --Belin Ibaimendi __________________ "I hate dignity," cried Scraps, kicking a pebble high in the air and then trying to catch it as it fell. "Half the fools and all the wise folks are dignified, and I'm neither the one nor the other." --L. Frank Baum

11-01-2002, 11:10 PM	#35
Gandalf_theGrey Visionary Spirit Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 633	* applauds Bill Ferny, hoping that no one will say, "Don't applaud, just throw money." * [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

11-06-2002, 09:33 AM	#36
Bill Ferny Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Bree Posts: 392	OK, I know, this makes four cents now. But there's something else that I really hate: When people throw up a post just to get that one hundred and first post. Oh, wait... did I just do that? __________________ I prefer Gillaume d’Férny, connoisseur of fine fruit.

11-06-2002, 01:52 PM	#37
Elenna A Ghostly Light Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: My private bubble of innocence Posts: 563	Lol, Bill Ferny. I agree! Elenna rejoices in her hypocrisy __________________ If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

11-07-2002, 02:17 AM	#39
Marileangorifurnimaluim Eerie Forest Spectre Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Buried in scrolls of fanfiction Posts: 798	You know what's a bummer? When you look down and realize that for your glorious 1,000th post, all you did was post a one-word answer to some quiz. And got it wrong to boot. -Maril __________________ Deserves death! I daresay he does... And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them?

11-07-2002, 02:52 AM	#40
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,301	ÇâÖ ÂÏÔ ÌÄ ÉÍÔÒÉÂÖÄÃ, ÀÒÉË, Õ`Ì ÂÏÉÍÂ ÔÏ ÝäÄÝÊ ÏÖÔ ßäÀÔ ÌÚ Ê''Ôä ÐÏÓÔ ßÀÓ ÀÁÏÖÔ :0 edit: above is supposed to read as: You got me intrigued, maril, I’m going to check out what my 1000th post was about [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] It seems I have accidentally switched to different keyboard layout while posting [ November 07, 2002: Message edited by: HerenIstarion ] __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!