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narfforc · 10-27-2010, 03:57 PM

...consisted of guzzling large quantities....

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-27-2010, 04:20 PM

...of wine everytime someone said...

Galadriel55 · 10-27-2010, 04:51 PM

"Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds"

narfforc · 10-28-2010, 11:17 AM

or weedy Gollum's strangely weird...

Galadriel55 · 10-28-2010, 03:42 PM

habbit to sniff all the time.

Tuor in Gondolin · 10-28-2010, 05:25 PM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay;
so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to
Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress.

This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the
party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the
Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime
someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or
"Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds".

While at the party their
...habbit to sniff all the time...

Galadriel55 · 10-28-2010, 06:44 PM

made Varda dizzy and sleepy

narfforc · 10-29-2010, 05:38 PM

...sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda

Hilde Bracegirdle · 10-29-2010, 05:50 PM

after pouring antihistamine laced merlot.

Folwren · 10-29-2010, 06:34 PM

Nothing made sense to them...

Galadriel55 · 10-31-2010, 08:33 AM

..., especially how Gollum and Galadriel

narfforc · 11-08-2010, 04:33 AM

... had managed to have offspring........

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-08-2010, 08:20 AM

...who built the Prancing Pony...

Galadriel55 · 11-15-2010, 05:23 PM

...and smoked pipe weed often.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-15-2010, 05:37 PM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay;
so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to
Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress.

This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the
party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the
Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime
someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or
"weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds".

While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy
(Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing
made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have
offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often.

...But Manwe's hangover next day...

Galadriel55 · 11-19-2010, 03:16 PM

had a very interesting effect

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-24-2010, 09:15 PM

...when Varda got disgusted and...

Almesiva Moonshadow · 11-25-2010, 05:21 PM

...said, I want a divorce!!!...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-02-2010, 09:10 AM

...which gave Melkor an idea...

Galadriel55 · 12-04-2010, 10:52 PM

...that Gollum could possibly be...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-05-2010, 08:43 AM

...Varda's new love interest. But...

Galadriel55 · 12-05-2010, 10:03 AM

...Galadriel got jealous and told...

narfforc · 12-05-2010, 11:07 AM

....Celeborn that she fancied Gimli....

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-05-2010, 04:01 PM

So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..."
But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel
who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay;
so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to
Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress.

This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the
party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the
Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime
someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or
"weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds".

While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy
(Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing
made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have
offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often.

But Manwe's hangover next day had a very interesting effect when Varda got disgusted
and said, "I want a divorce"!!! Which gave Melkor an idea that Gollum could possibly be
Varda's new love interest. But Galadriel got jealous and told Celeborn that she fancied Gimli

...and was eloping to Aman.

Galadriel55 · 12-08-2010, 07:52 PM

..Galadriel's and Gollum's offspring protested...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-11-2010, 01:25 PM

...they wanted to see Taniquetil...

Galadriel55 · 12-11-2010, 08:01 PM

...in trees and weird weeds...

Nessa Telrunya · 12-15-2010, 07:24 PM

...that had always been like...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-16-2010, 07:58 AM

...Old Man Willow's forest realm...

Galadriel55 · 12-16-2010, 04:19 PM

...before Smaug came and burned...

Nessa Telrunya · 12-21-2010, 09:03 AM

...down many of their special...

Galadriel55 · 12-21-2010, 05:39 PM

...kinds of pipe-weed and potatoes...

Nessa Telrunya · 12-29-2010, 06:52 AM

...which made everyone decide to...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-29-2010, 09:12 AM

...study agronomy with the entwives.

Galadriel55 · 12-29-2010, 11:09 AM

Unfortunately, Treebeard didn't approve of...

Nessa Telrunya · 12-29-2010, 11:51 AM

...this ghastly turn of events...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-29-2010, 05:23 PM

...but the entwives warned him...

Galadriel55 · 12-29-2010, 06:44 PM

...that Smeagol hates talking trees...

Tuor in Gondolin · 12-30-2010, 08:41 AM

...and loves The Lumberjack Song...

Galadriel55 · 01-02-2011, 07:49 PM

.., so Treebeard, dressed as Tomlinson,...

10-27-2010, 03:57 PM	#81
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...consisted of guzzling large quantities.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-27-2010, 04:20 PM	#82
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...of wine everytime someone said... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-27-2010, 04:51 PM	#83
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	"Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-28-2010, 11:17 AM	#84
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	or weedy Gollum's strangely weird... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-28-2010, 03:42 PM	#85
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	habbit to sniff all the time. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-28-2010, 05:25 PM	#86
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds". While at the party their ...habbit to sniff all the time... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

10-28-2010, 06:44 PM	#87
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	made Varda dizzy and sleepy __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-29-2010, 05:38 PM	#88
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	...sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

10-29-2010, 05:50 PM	#89
Hilde Bracegirdle Relic of Wandering Days Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: You'll See Perpetual Change. Posts: 1,484	after pouring antihistamine laced merlot.

10-29-2010, 06:34 PM	#90
Folwren Messenger of Hope Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a tiny, insignificant little town in one of the many States. Posts: 5,122	Nothing made sense to them... __________________ A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C.S. Lewis

10-31-2010, 08:33 AM	#91
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	..., especially how Gollum and Galadriel __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-08-2010, 04:33 AM	#92
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	... had managed to have offspring........ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-08-2010, 08:20 AM	#93
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...who built the Prancing Pony... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-15-2010, 05:23 PM	#94
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...and smoked pipe weed often. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-15-2010, 05:37 PM	#95
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or "weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds". While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy (Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often. ...But Manwe's hangover next day... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-19-2010, 03:16 PM	#96
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	had a very interesting effect __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-24-2010, 09:15 PM	#97
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...when Varda got disgusted and... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-25-2010, 05:21 PM	#98
Almesiva Moonshadow Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Serbia Posts: 34	...said, I want a divorce!!!... __________________ "...Aim for the moon,if you miss,you may hit a star..." -W.Clement Stone-

12-02-2010, 09:10 AM	#99
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...which gave Melkor an idea... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-04-2010, 10:52 PM	#100
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...that Gollum could possibly be... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-05-2010, 08:43 AM	#101
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...Varda's new love interest. But... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-05-2010, 10:03 AM	#102
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...Galadriel got jealous and told... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-05-2010, 11:07 AM	#103
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	....Celeborn that she fancied Gimli.... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

12-05-2010, 04:01 PM	#104
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink. But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or "weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds". While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy (Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often. But Manwe's hangover next day had a very interesting effect when Varda got disgusted and said, "I want a divorce"!!! Which gave Melkor an idea that Gollum could possibly be Varda's new love interest. But Galadriel got jealous and told Celeborn that she fancied Gimli ...and was eloping to Aman. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' Last edited by Tuor in Gondolin; 12-05-2010 at 04:09 PM.

12-08-2010, 07:52 PM	#105
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	..Galadriel's and Gollum's offspring protested... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-11-2010, 01:25 PM	#106
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...they wanted to see Taniquetil... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-11-2010, 08:01 PM	#107
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...in trees and weird weeds... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-15-2010, 07:24 PM	#108
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	...that had always been like... __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

12-16-2010, 07:58 AM	#109
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...Old Man Willow's forest realm... __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-16-2010, 04:19 PM	#110
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...before Smaug came and burned... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-21-2010, 09:03 AM	#111
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	...down many of their special... __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

12-21-2010, 05:39 PM	#112
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	...kinds of pipe-weed and potatoes... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-29-2010, 06:52 AM	#113
Nessa Telrunya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: In a paper bag Posts: 396	...which made everyone decide to... __________________ Joined together wrote our names upon the page Seven times alliance our loyalties we gave

12-29-2010, 09:12 AM	#114
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	...study agronomy with the entwives. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

12-29-2010, 11:09 AM	#115
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,312	Unfortunately, Treebeard didn't approve of... __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera