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Meneltarmacil · 10-09-2006, 07:20 PM

Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-10-2006, 03:10 PM

Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2006, 03:13 PM

Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith.

High King Fingolfin · 10-10-2006, 03:53 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny was now very messy.

Meneltarmacil · 10-10-2006, 04:21 PM

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil came back from the dead and drove Mount Zoom over Johnny.

(Note the paradox: If Mount Zoom is destroyed, being Mount Doom with wheels, how can it be thrown into the fires of itself?

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Gil-Galad · 10-10-2006, 04:38 PM

Unfortunately to Menel's confused brain, Mt. Zoom was infact the cousin of Mt.Doom so it was possible to throw it into Mt.Doom and saved Johnny by being mis-judged, who eventually flew away to his FORTRESS OF SOLIDARITY

doom_hammer · 10-10-2006, 09:57 PM

fortunately Mt.Doom was made and all were happy.

Gil-Galad · 10-11-2006, 08:44 AM

Unfortunately, even though Mt.Doom was still there, the evil Penguins began their march again to cover the lands of Middle-Earth in another black-and-whiteness...

Meneltarmacil · 10-11-2006, 09:03 AM

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil was still driving around in Mount Zoom and ran over the penguin army with it.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2006, 09:13 AM

Unfortunately, Hookbill the Goomba, who had invented Mount Zoom, decided to put the joke into retirement.

elronds_daughter · 10-11-2006, 03:09 PM

Fortunately, I was there to convince him that it was far too good a joke to retire.

Naria · 10-11-2006, 03:43 PM

Unfortunately, the evil penguins spirits came back with a vengeance and destroyed poor Hookbill's Mt. Zoom*sigh*

Meneltarmacil · 10-11-2006, 03:55 PM

Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came out of retirement and made the penguins' spirits all start dancing like crazy to keep them from destroying anything else.

doom_hammer · 10-11-2006, 09:55 PM

Unfortunately, Boromir broke his legs, arms, neck and back so he was unable to stop them from destroying things.

Rikae · 10-11-2006, 10:01 PM

Fortunately, one of the penguins was actually an eagle in disguise, and the eagle lured the penguins into Moria and blocked the way out with boulders.

doom_hammer · 10-11-2006, 11:25 PM

Unfortunately, the penguins learned to fly.

Volo · 10-12-2006, 12:35 AM

Fortunaly, they could fly only in water.

doom_hammer · 10-12-2006, 01:53 AM

unfortunaly, Middle earth was hit by a tsunami flooding all the land.

Volo · 10-12-2006, 06:07 AM

Fortunaly, the penguins couldn't swim forever and all of them drowned, just as Lommy feared.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-12-2006, 08:23 AM

Unfortunately, they drowned over Mordor where the water was so polluted that they came back to life as mutated giant Penguins of death with top hats!

elronds_daughter · 10-12-2006, 11:23 AM

Fortunately, Sauron saw their mutantness as a threat to his supreme authority, and proceeded to destroy them all for good.

Meneltarmacil · 10-12-2006, 12:10 PM

Unfortunately, even Sauron couldn't stop the penguins.

Rikae · 10-12-2006, 03:45 PM

Fortunately, he didn't need to since he'd already destroyed them.

High King Fingolfin · 10-12-2006, 06:46 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth came back from the Void.

Meneltarmacil · 10-12-2006, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, Eru turned him into a yak.

The Elf-warrior · 10-12-2006, 07:22 PM

Unfortunately Morgoth couldn't quit yakking.

elronds_daughter · 10-13-2006, 07:48 AM

Fortunately, Mt. Zoom rolled over him.

Rikae · 10-13-2006, 11:04 AM

Unfortunately, he survived to become "The Flat Morgo-Yak"

Gil-Galad · 10-13-2006, 04:12 PM

Fortunately, there were too many running-gags and this new one was flatly denied, isntead we bring you more adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky-Balrog Vs. Were-Feanor!!!

elronds_daughter · 10-13-2006, 04:20 PM

Unfortunately, this legendary match-up was...(drumroll)...a never-ending song-and-dance competition.

Meneltarmacil · 10-13-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King beat both of them in the contest.

doom_hammer · 10-13-2006, 08:17 PM

Unfortunately, they kept having contests untill they won.

High King Fingolfin · 10-13-2006, 08:29 PM

Fortunately, Gimli beat them all.

Naria · 10-13-2006, 09:02 PM

Unfortunately, it was with his axe! And let's just say...that it wasn't very pretty

Rikae · 10-14-2006, 09:28 PM

Fortunately, this did away with three or four running gags at once. Go, Gimli!

Meneltarmacil · 10-14-2006, 10:37 PM

Unfortunately, the alien-eating dog stole Gimli's axe.

(Yes, it was originally "alien-eating dog," not "mutant dog." See Post#552, I think it was.)

Gil-Galad · 10-15-2006, 01:19 AM

Fortunately, the Alien-Eating dog had a cousin, the Mutant Dog, and they fill in for each other time and time again.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-15-2006, 01:53 AM

Unfortunately, The Phantom's best friend

Alien ate both dogs!

Volo · 10-15-2006, 05:00 AM

Fortunately, Alien ate everybody else too... (shouldn't this ne unfortunately? nah...)

Meneltarmacil · 10-15-2006, 06:51 AM

Unfortunately (for Alien), the phantom locked him in a dungeon for being excessively annoying.

10-09-2006, 07:20 PM	#3921
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, High King Fingolfin was run over by Mount Zoom, despite his best atttempts to disable it, allowing other people to post for Unfortunately. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-10-2006, 03:10 PM	#3922
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately for Meneltarmacil, Minas Tirith was at the historical moment of "The Battle of the Pellenor Fields" and, due to Meneltarmacil bringing back the always hated Mount Zoom, everyone worked together to destroy Mount Zoom, crucified Meneltarmacil on one last piece of the mountain shaped like a cross, and then threw Meneltarmacil and the Zoom cross into the fires of Mount Doom, teaching both of them to never do that running joke again. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

10-10-2006, 03:13 PM	#3923
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, since Mount Zoom was now gone for good, Denethor got depressed and ate so much that he grew very fat. Eventually he is so depressed that he leaps off the top of Minas Tirith and lands on top of Johnny the Stinky Balrog, thus stopping him from destroying Minas Tirith. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-10-2006, 03:53 PM	#3924
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Johnny was now very messy. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-10-2006, 04:21 PM	#3925
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Meneltarmacil came back from the dead and drove Mount Zoom over Johnny. (Note the paradox: If Mount Zoom is destroyed, being Mount Doom with wheels, how can it be thrown into the fires of itself? ) __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-10-2006, 04:38 PM	#3926
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately to Menel's confused brain, Mt. Zoom was infact the cousin of Mt.Doom so it was possible to throw it into Mt.Doom and saved Johnny by being mis-judged, who eventually flew away to his FORTRESS OF SOLIDARITY __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-10-2006, 09:57 PM	#3927
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	fortunately Mt.Doom was made and all were happy.

10-11-2006, 08:44 AM	#3928
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Unfortunately, even though Mt.Doom was still there, the evil Penguins began their march again to cover the lands of Middle-Earth in another black-and-whiteness... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-11-2006, 09:03 AM	#3929
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Meneltarmacil was still driving around in Mount Zoom and ran over the penguin army with it. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-11-2006, 09:13 AM	#3930
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Hookbill the Goomba, who had invented Mount Zoom, decided to put the joke into retirement. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2006, 03:09 PM	#3931
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, I was there to convince him that it was far too good a joke to retire. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-11-2006, 03:43 PM	#3932
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Unfortunately, the evil penguins spirits came back with a vengeance and destroyed poor Hookbill's Mt. Zoomsigh __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke.

10-11-2006, 03:55 PM	#3933
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	<--Disco ball Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King came out of retirement and made the penguins' spirits all start dancing like crazy to keep them from destroying anything else. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-11-2006, 09:55 PM	#3934
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, Boromir broke his legs, arms, neck and back so he was unable to stop them from destroying things.

10-11-2006, 10:01 PM	#3935
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, one of the penguins was actually an eagle in disguise, and the eagle lured the penguins into Moria and blocked the way out with boulders.

10-11-2006, 11:25 PM	#3936
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, the penguins learned to fly.

10-12-2006, 12:35 AM	#3937
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, they could fly only in water. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-12-2006, 01:53 AM	#3938
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	unfortunaly, Middle earth was hit by a tsunami flooding all the land.

10-12-2006, 06:07 AM	#3939
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Fortunaly, the penguins couldn't swim forever and all of them drowned, just as Lommy feared. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

10-12-2006, 08:23 AM	#3940
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, they drowned over Mordor where the water was so polluted that they came back to life as mutated giant Penguins of death with top hats! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2006, 11:23 AM	#3941
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, Sauron saw their mutantness as a threat to his supreme authority, and proceeded to destroy them all for good. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-12-2006, 12:10 PM	#3942
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, even Sauron couldn't stop the penguins. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-12-2006, 03:45 PM	#3943
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, he didn't need to since he'd already destroyed them.

10-12-2006, 06:46 PM	#3944
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Morgoth came back from the Void. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-12-2006, 07:15 PM	#3945
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Eru turned him into a yak. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-12-2006, 07:22 PM	#3946
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately Morgoth couldn't quit yakking. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-13-2006, 07:48 AM	#3947
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Fortunately, Mt. Zoom rolled over him. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-13-2006, 11:04 AM	#3948
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, he survived to become "The Flat Morgo-Yak"

10-13-2006, 04:12 PM	#3949
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,733	Fortunately, there were too many running-gags and this new one was flatly denied, isntead we bring you more adventures of Gil-Galad and Johnny the Stinky-Balrog Vs. Were-Feanor!!! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

10-13-2006, 04:20 PM	#3950
elronds_daughter Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its. Posts: 644	Unfortunately, this legendary match-up was...(drumroll)...a never-ending song-and-dance competition. __________________ I'd like to be the king of all Londinium and wear a shiny hat.

10-13-2006, 05:07 PM	#3951
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Boromir the Disco King beat both of them in the contest. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-13-2006, 08:17 PM	#3952
doom_hammer Haunting Spirit Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 73	Unfortunately, they kept having contests untill they won.

10-13-2006, 08:29 PM	#3953
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Gimli beat them all. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-13-2006, 09:02 PM	#3954
Naria Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 500	Unfortunately, it was with his axe! And let's just say...that it wasn't very pretty __________________ MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke. Last edited by Naria; 10-13-2006 at 09:06 PM.

10-14-2006, 09:28 PM	#3955
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, this did away with three or four running gags at once. Go, Gimli!