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The Only Real Estel · 10-10-2005, 07:32 PM

Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-10-2005, 11:46 PM

It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!"

OR

If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like.

HerenIstarion · 10-11-2005, 12:22 AM

People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process

From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping!

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-11-2005, 12:45 AM

This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . .

This is also why she's single.

Gothmog · 10-11-2005, 08:37 AM

...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn...

Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know???

The Only Real Estel · 10-11-2005, 12:55 PM

For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees

)...

It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2005, 01:00 PM

Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it.

The Elf-warrior · 10-11-2005, 08:05 PM

Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?"

Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?"

Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin."

Gurthang · 10-11-2005, 10:45 PM

Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules:
As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him!

101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow
Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads.

The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella
Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!"

Star Wars/The Matrix
By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick.

Mulan/Hidalgo
Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-11-2005, 11:52 PM

Gandalf: Saruman, uncloaked? If that’s what I've been doing all these years, I may have to stop! It’s disgusting!

Everyone: Yay!

Gurthang · 10-12-2005, 01:58 AM

This wraith was somewhat angry for not getting a part in the Lord of the Rings, so he decided to make his own action-thriller: Kill PJ.

AND

His horse is angry because he wanted the part of Brago(sp) and didn't make the cut.

OR

This ghost is shocked that I posted such pathetic captions just so I could be #7777.

Lhunardawen · 10-12-2005, 01:58 AM

The King of the Dead thought that having tomatoes for eyes would make him look cool.

mormegil · 10-12-2005, 09:30 AM

Bilbo: Gandalf, I'm exhausted and really don't believe I could handle one more uncloaking.

Or

Bilbo: My dear Aragorn you really must take a bath.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-12-2005, 09:49 AM

Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found the toilets at the Eagle’s eerie.

OR

Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found Smaug's toilets at the Lonely Mountain.

Gurthang · 10-12-2005, 09:50 AM

Bilbo denies that he needs wrinkle cream.

OR

Bilbo can't take his eyes off of the breakdancing orcs.

OR

Eowyn: "Oh, Bilbo! Come try my stew!"
Bilbo: "

"

OR

PJ: "I said make a sad face."
Bilbo: "I am!"
PJ: "That's not sad! That's like 'Oh, Onions! tear'! You can do better than that!"

Gothmog · 10-12-2005, 09:58 AM

Bilbo: What is that hideous creature? What, a mirror?

OR

Bilbo: Sorry Frodo my lad. This just don't taste like my tea...

OR

Bilbo: Legolas... why are you wearing girl-clothes?

Kitanna · 10-12-2005, 10:51 AM

Bilbo: Please, Elrond, take off that purple dress.

Lalwendë · 10-12-2005, 10:51 AM

Bilbo joins the Silver Surfers: "I know you said it's not that kind of a mouse but I still don't want to touch it!"

OR

Bilbo opened the door with trepidation for even in old age he could not forget what traumatic consequences could result from seeing who was knocking.

mormegil · 10-12-2005, 11:00 AM

Bilbo is devestated when Figwit and Arwen, the hosts of "What Not To Wear in Middle-earth", tell him that his clothing is not hip and modern.

Bilbo: I cannot possible be seen in that, what is wrong with my old travel-stained cloak? It's comfortable!

Anguirel · 10-12-2005, 11:06 AM

When the Nazgul arrive at Bag End, Bilbo puts on his broken old Hobbit act and prepares his deadly nipple cripple...

Kath · 10-12-2005, 11:15 AM

Bilbo: Pippin, please, I really don't want to pull your finger.

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-12-2005, 11:33 AM

Bilbo: Dwarvish singing is a thing to miss!

OR

When the only chocolates left are those odd ones that nobody likes, Bilbo knows that he is the one who will have to eat it out of politeness.

OR yet!

Bilbo is asked to clean the Mouth of Sauron's teeth!

luthien-elvenprincess · 10-12-2005, 01:46 PM

Bilbo to the elf in the spotted smock, "Shesh...just cuz no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!"

Lalwendë · 10-12-2005, 03:42 PM

Reporter: "Mr Baggins, what do you have to say to reports that some think your story does not belong in the Legendarium."

Bilbo: "No tra-la-la comment."

The Only Real Estel · 10-12-2005, 04:05 PM

Bilbo could feel the breath on his neck of the petty dwarf stalkers...

Nimrodel_9 · 10-12-2005, 04:53 PM

Squee! This is one of my favorite threads! It has been a while since I have posted, so please excuse my lame attempt.

Bilbo: No! No! Do not tempt me! I must not eat this muffin!

or

Don't ya hate it when you bite your tongue?

or

Bilbo: Would you look at that?! I only have three fingers!

or

Bilbo: Gravy, but Elrond has some nasty eyebrows!

(The odd thing is that all of these thoughts occurred to him at the same time!)

Nim

Glirdan · 10-12-2005, 05:38 PM

Going off of Hookbill's

Quote:

Bilbo is asked to clean the Mouth of Sauron's teeth!

Bilbo is The Mouth of Sauron's Dentist!!!!

The Only Real Estel · 10-12-2005, 07:46 PM

Bilbo helplessly watches in horror as his Boston Red Sox are swept in the first round of the playoffs.

mormegil · 10-12-2005, 09:59 PM

Bilbo: No No my dear SpM and Mormegil you dotards cannot figure out who a wolf is and I cannot tell you I am sorry.

To understand this know that SpM and I had concrete theories at the end of the game but we were dead wrong about all of them

Nilpaurion Felagund · 10-13-2005, 02:15 AM

Bilbo: No, I don't really want free tickets to Mordor-land.

HerenIstarion · 10-13-2005, 02:19 AM

Ian Holm: Do you really have to remind me I'm too old to play Bilbo in the screening of the Hobbit?

Lhunardawen · 10-13-2005, 02:34 AM

This is Bilbo, upon seeing that he was voted off LotR Survivor.

Mithalwen · 10-13-2005, 10:33 AM

Time for your enema, Mr Baggins...

The Only Real Estel · 10-13-2005, 10:58 AM

Bilbo watches the proceedings of the first Werewolf Junior game...

Bilbo: "Oh no, TORE you stupid, forgetful idiot. Really, if you're hinting that you're not the Ranger than it's pretty damned obvious that Fea's not the seer. Now you've really screwed things up..."

Bêthberry · 10-13-2005, 12:03 PM

Bilbo: "No, no, please, not another! Not another rendition of an elven song. I'm still woozy from the last one."

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 10-13-2005, 01:40 PM

Bilbo: "Get away from me! It's hideous!"

Frodo: "It's only me, uncle..."

or

Bilbo nervously backtracks as the Slug of Doom invites itself in for dinner.

or

Bilbo recoils in disgust as Gandalf and the Dwarves exchange lewd jokes.

The Elf-warrior · 10-13-2005, 06:21 PM

Bilbo: "No, don't say another word about Gothmog."

Edit: Yay! 400th post!

The Only Real Estel · 10-13-2005, 07:11 PM

Bilbo: "Ugh, no, I can't watch anymore of Gigli."

Frodo: "But uncle, this is the first time you've seen it, & you've only seen fifteen minutes!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 10-13-2005, 11:44 PM

Bilbo now realises why you need to be careful what you wish for!

Bilbo: Why did I wish for unlimited cheese?

Lhunardawen · 10-14-2005, 02:58 AM

Bilbo while watching RotK:

"Oh no, look Frodo, that giant arachnid's about to bite you! Aaah I can't look!"

10-10-2005, 11:46 PM	#7762
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	It looks like someone just had a riveting game of "I win your skin!" OR If you looked really closely, this is what the midges on midge water looked like. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2005, 12:22 AM	#7763
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	People who dare write bad poetry are doomed to be reduced to ghostness - they dare to mount Pegasus, known also as Great Beastly Connoisseur, also Grisly Baleful Critic (abbreviated in both cases GBC) but as this winged beast does not let them off untill they turn into dust, their end is pitiful. See figure 14B, depicting unfortunate doggerel writer halfway through the process From the monograph Poets and the Zoo by Albrecht Rocksword, illustrated edition, copyright Albrecht Rocksword and CellistTonic Publishers, 1995, ISBN 0060815221. Product Dimensions: 9.3 x 6.1 x 1.2 inches, Shipping Weight: 1.4 pounds, buy now for 99.99$ and save on shipping! __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-11-2005, 12:45 AM	#7764
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Secrets of a Vala revealed. This is why Nienna rarely goes out . . . This is also why she's single. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-11-2005, 08:37 AM	#7765
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	...and so happened that Galadriel was trapped in her desire for the One and, like the nine mortal kings before her, became forever linked to the very same. Because of her elven Ring of Power she became the 10th, the most horrid to look upon and the mightiest Nazgûl. Doomed to a life of eternal pain and suffering, riding her faithful steed Celeborn... Yes, he WAS a shapechanger. A were-horse. Didn't you know??? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-11-2005, 12:55 PM	#7766
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	(Giacomo, Scrappy T, Afleet Alex, Bellamy Road [Stienbrenner's horse]) For those of you who follow the Kentucky Derby or any other horse racing (or the yankees )... It comes down to this, Afleet Axe-Murderer, Giacomma, Screeching T, and Barad-duhr Road flying down the track towards the finish, Afleet pulls ahead &...yes! It's Afleet Axe-Murderer winning by a nose!! The Boss (Sauron) will be ticked about this one!

10-10-2005, 07:32 PM	#7761
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Gandalf the Grey: Uncloaked, unskinned, an unnerving!

10-11-2005, 01:00 PM	#7767
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Before the debate on Balrog wings came about, everyone argued over weather Nazgûl had skulls. This guy helped them, settle it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-11-2005, 08:05 PM	#7768
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Witch King: "Don't you know death when you see it?" Gandalf: "Were's your sickle?" Witch King: "I lent it to Lenin." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

10-11-2005, 10:45 PM	#7769
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Movie mix-ups. Pirates of the Caribbean/Hercules: As Pegasus flew through the air, the moon came from behind a cloud, revealing Hercules as a horrid, decaying skeleton. The curse of the Aztec Gold had consumed him! 101 Dalmations/Sleepy Hollow Creulla De Ville never did have good luck finding a date. Especially when she rode around throwing pumpkins and chopping off heads. The Emporer's New Groove/Cinderella Isma cackles in triumph; for her fairy godmother has changed Kronk into a flying horse so she can catch Cuzco. Godmother: "Just remember, the spell ends at Midnight!" Star Wars/The Matrix By plugging into the Matrix, this Ewok quickly learned how to fly a horse. Unfortunately, it's not faster than those speederbikes, so he gets fried pretty quick. Mulan/Hidalgo Mulan's ancestor was one mean rider. Here we see her riding Hidalgo on through the night across the Ocean of Fire. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-11-2005, 11:52 PM	#7770
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: Saruman, uncloaked? If that’s what I've been doing all these years, I may have to stop! It’s disgusting! Everyone: Yay! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2005, 01:58 AM	#7771
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Reply #7777 -----------------------------> This wraith was somewhat angry for not getting a part in the Lord of the Rings, so he decided to make his own action-thriller: Kill PJ. AND His horse is angry because he wanted the part of Brago(sp) and didn't make the cut. OR This ghost is shocked that I posted such pathetic captions just so I could be #7777. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-12-2005, 01:58 AM	#7772
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	The King of the Dead thought that having tomatoes for eyes would make him look cool.

10-12-2005, 09:30 AM	#7773
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Bilbo: Gandalf, I'm exhausted and really don't believe I could handle one more uncloaking. Or Bilbo: My dear Aragorn you really must take a bath. __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-12-2005, 09:49 AM	#7774
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found the toilets at the Eagle’s eerie. OR Bilbo often had flashbacks to the time he found Smaug's toilets at the Lonely Mountain. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... Last edited by Hookbill the Goomba; 10-12-2005 at 09:51 AM. Reason: Rats in the pipes

10-12-2005, 09:50 AM	#7775
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Bilbo denies that he needs wrinkle cream. OR Bilbo can't take his eyes off of the breakdancing orcs. OR Eowyn: "Oh, Bilbo! Come try my stew!" Bilbo: " " OR PJ: "I said make a sad face." Bilbo: "I am!" PJ: "That's not sad! That's like 'Oh, Onions! tear'! You can do better than that!" __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

10-12-2005, 09:58 AM	#7776
Gothmog Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Where I lay my head is home Posts: 421	Bilbo: What is that hideous creature? What, a mirror? OR Bilbo: Sorry Frodo my lad. This just don't taste like my tea... OR Bilbo: Legolas... why are you wearing girl-clothes? __________________ Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...

10-12-2005, 10:51 AM	#7777
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Bilbo: Please, Elrond, take off that purple dress. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

10-12-2005, 10:51 AM	#7778
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Bilbo joins the Silver Surfers: "I know you said it's not that kind of a mouse but I still don't want to touch it!" OR Bilbo opened the door with trepidation for even in old age he could not forget what traumatic consequences could result from seeing who was knocking. __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-12-2005, 11:00 AM	#7779
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Bilbo is devestated when Figwit and Arwen, the hosts of "What Not To Wear in Middle-earth", tell him that his clothing is not hip and modern. Bilbo: I cannot possible be seen in that, what is wrong with my old travel-stained cloak? It's comfortable! __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-12-2005, 11:06 AM	#7780
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	When the Nazgul arrive at Bag End, Bilbo puts on his broken old Hobbit act and prepares his deadly nipple cripple... __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

10-12-2005, 11:15 AM	#7781
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Bilbo: Pippin, please, I really don't want to pull your finger. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

10-12-2005, 11:33 AM	#7782
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Rats in the boots. Bilbo: Dwarvish singing is a thing to miss! OR When the only chocolates left are those odd ones that nobody likes, Bilbo knows that he is the one who will have to eat it out of politeness. OR yet! Bilbo is asked to clean the Mouth of Sauron's teeth! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

10-12-2005, 01:46 PM	#7783
luthien-elvenprincess Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: what are you doing here? did you come here to eat my popcorn? Posts: 1,031	Bilbo to the elf in the spotted smock, "Shesh...just cuz no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist!" __________________ York Peppermint Patties taste better than Pearson's Peppermint Patties! But, Junior Mints are the best!

10-12-2005, 03:42 PM	#7784
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Reporter: "Mr Baggins, what do you have to say to reports that some think your story does not belong in the Legendarium." Bilbo: "No tra-la-la comment." __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-12-2005, 04:05 PM	#7785
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo could feel the breath on his neck of the petty dwarf stalkers...

10-12-2005, 04:53 PM	#7786
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Squee! This is one of my favorite threads! It has been a while since I have posted, so please excuse my lame attempt. Bilbo: No! No! Do not tempt me! I must not eat this muffin! or Don't ya hate it when you bite your tongue? or Bilbo: Would you look at that?! I only have three fingers! or Bilbo: Gravy, but Elrond has some nasty eyebrows! (The odd thing is that all of these thoughts occurred to him at the same time!) Nim __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

10-12-2005, 07:46 PM	#7788
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo helplessly watches in horror as his Boston Red Sox are swept in the first round of the playoffs.

10-12-2005, 09:59 PM	#7789
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,636	Bilbo: No No my dear SpM and Mormegil you dotards cannot figure out who a wolf is and I cannot tell you I am sorry. To understand this know that SpM and I had concrete theories at the end of the game but we were dead wrong about all of them __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

10-13-2005, 02:15 AM	#7790
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Annoying Sales-Nazgûl. Bilbo: No, I don't really want free tickets to Mordor-land. __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

10-13-2005, 02:19 AM	#7791
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Ian Holm: Do you really have to remind me I'm too old to play Bilbo in the screening of the Hobbit? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

10-13-2005, 02:34 AM	#7792
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	This is Bilbo, upon seeing that he was voted off LotR Survivor.

10-13-2005, 10:33 AM	#7793
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,449	Time for your enema, Mr Baggins... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-13-2005, 10:58 AM	#7794
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Bilbo watches the proceedings of the first Werewolf Junior game... Bilbo: "Oh no, TORE you stupid, forgetful idiot. Really, if you're hinting that you're not the Ranger than it's pretty damned obvious that Fea's not the seer. Now you've really screwed things up..."

10-13-2005, 12:03 PM	#7795
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 5,977	Bilbo: "No, no, please, not another! Not another rendition of an elven song. I'm still woozy from the last one." __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

10-13-2005, 01:40 PM	#7796
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Bilbo: "Get away from me! It's hideous!" Frodo: "It's only me, uncle..." or Bilbo nervously backtracks as the Slug of Doom invites itself in for dinner. or Bilbo recoils in disgust as Gandalf and the Dwarves exchange lewd jokes. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond