And the Host is... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Everdawn · 05-02-2003, 04:24 AM

I have no idea if someone has done this... too bad... hehe..

Anyway.. I had this crazy mind flash of Boromir being the host of This is Your Life. Which led me to think... Who do you think would host modern-day TV?

Crazy, i know, but eerily interesting...

good idea at the time · 05-02-2003, 09:22 AM

I wouldn't mind seeing Gollum on "Who Wants to Be a Millionare?"

*Is it sure, precious, is that the nice human's final answer? GOLLUM! GOLLUM! If it gets it rights it wins the money, yes, it does, but not the precious -- GOLLUM!-- no, precious, the precious is mine, all mine! GOLLUM!....Ah, tricksy human, you got it right!*

Gollum, Grima, or Saruman might also make an excellent host for "Mole".

Meela · 05-02-2003, 11:07 AM

Treebeard: Ground Force or Gardener's Question Time.

Merry and Pippin hosting Ready Steady Cook. Or sports commentators.

Arwen instead of Ricki Lake.

I think Gandalf and Saruman should team up as news reporters.

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-02-2003, 01:47 PM

I see Aragorn hosting one of those outdoor fishing shows.

Faramir... Martha Stewart. I can just see it vividly and it's really scary. Or maybe him and Éowyn doing the Crocodile Hunter. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

05-02-2003, 08:04 PM

I could imagine Aragorn hosting survivor. I'd like to see him rolling his eyes at everyone on there due to their stupidity. Then again I think he may be too curtious.
Gimli would be the speaker on one of those stock shows.
And I would have to agree with Meela with Merry and Pippin being on Ready Steady Cook.
Frodo would host a show using inspirational speaking.
Boromir would host shows on the Discovery channel.
Legolas would probably be doing the shows that Boromir didn't on Discovery. [img]null[/img]

Lindril Arvilya · 05-02-2003, 08:29 PM

Boromir and Gandalf judging American Idol (due to their surpassing-excellent dancing skills).

Who would host The Weakest Link? Hmmm.... (can't think... aah!)

Everdawn · 05-02-2003, 10:22 PM

Yeah... Gollum's phone a friend...
Host: Who will you call...

Gollum: Well, we doesnt haves us many friendses... we wants to call the precious..

I can see Elrond hosting Backyard Blitz..

Meela · 05-03-2003, 08:16 AM

I think Isildur should host the Weakest Link.

Morai · 05-03-2003, 09:53 AM

Strange thing is, I can imagine Merry and Pippin hosting a sports show:

Merry: That Randy Johnson sure is an excellent pitcher.
Pippin: I would have to agree, Merry, he's my 5th cousin on m'mothers side, don't ya know.

I see Frodo hosting one of those haunted house shows, or something to do with supernatural happings. (Complete with the flashlight under the chin and all...)

How 'bout Gollum on the Home Shopping Network during jewelry hour?

Gollum: That was the ruby necklace at a preciouss price of $999! Now here's preciousss being worn by our lovely model Matilta. So pretty, preciousss, so shiny preciousss, wait, Matilda has precioussss! Nooooooooooooooo!
*Tackels jewerly model and takes the ring from her*
Gollum: *Looking at camera with ring in his hands* Preciousss not for sale! You hear that, you sneaksy Bagginssess and Modelssss! Preciousss my own. MY Preciousss!

Lindril Arvilya · 05-03-2003, 10:00 AM

Meela, that was brilliant. I can't believe I couldn't think of it.

I'd like to see Galadriel hosting Trading Spaces. With top designers Elrond, Eomer, and Arwen, along with carpenter Eowyn. (Come on, like she'd want a girly job! And Amy Wynn can do it... hey, notice the similarity in name!)

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 05-03-2003, 05:22 PM

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Boromir would host shows on the Discovery channel.

I wouldn't mind that. I love the Discovery channel. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

But it's a match in more than one way. See, Boromir's the Disco King, right? Look at the word "discovery." It could be "Disco Very." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Off-Topic: Morai: You mentioned Randy Johnson. Please tell me you're not a Diamondbacks fan. Otherwise, I'll have to hug you to death.

ElenCala Isil · 05-03-2003, 09:37 PM

Sam would host one of those gardening or teaching people how to cook potatoes!

Everdawn · 05-03-2003, 10:52 PM

WOAH! disco very... its a conspiracy!!..

Or Elrond hosting Gardening Australia..

Yeah..

Isiuldor (probably spelt wrong)
: You are the weakest link.. Goodbye!..

*falls to the floor laughing*

Morai · 05-09-2003, 06:18 PM

Frodo and Bilbo could do one of those documenteries.

And Rynoah, I prefer to be petted, not hugged. (It kinda strange, but I don't even live in Arizona)

steve · 05-09-2003, 08:42 PM

I can see Legolas hosting TRL
and for some odd reason i can see gimli having a special on comedy central

Everdawn · 05-10-2003, 02:10 AM

And i must add..
Meriadoc Brandybuck.. as the host of Middle-Earth's version of Jerry Springer.. See the thread.. it entertains even the most simplest of minds..

Sapphire_Flame · 05-10-2003, 09:57 AM

Elrond would host Weakest Link. He's got that sarcastic, pompous look, and he *never* smiles.

Morai · 05-10-2003, 04:29 PM

Yikes Saphire, you're right! Reminds me of my band teacher, scary [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Helkahothion · 05-10-2003, 04:33 PM

The eye of sauron whould host Big Brother. Couse like big brother, he sees all.

Meela · 05-11-2003, 04:41 AM

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The eye of sauron whould host Big Brother. Couse like big brother, he sees all.

HA!!

Helkahothion · 05-11-2003, 04:44 AM

Happy 1000th post Meela. And many more!!!!

Meela · 05-11-2003, 04:49 AM

Oh eru... I didn't notice... *faints then gets up and hugs everyone happily*

Helkahothion · 05-11-2003, 04:56 AM

*hugs Meela back*

Wolf Larson · 05-11-2003, 07:15 AM

Merry and Pippin appear on Trading Spaces. Frodo is the Carpenter.

05-02-2003, 04:24 AM	#1
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	And the Host is... I have no idea if someone has done this... too bad... hehe.. Anyway.. I had this crazy mind flash of Boromir being the host of This is Your Life. Which led me to think... Who do you think would host modern-day TV? Crazy, i know, but eerily interesting... __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-02-2003, 09:22 AM	#2
good idea at the time Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 42	I wouldn't mind seeing Gollum on "Who Wants to Be a Millionare?" Is it sure, precious, is that the nice human's final answer? GOLLUM! GOLLUM! If it gets it rights it wins the money, yes, it does, but not the precious -- GOLLUM!-- no, precious, the precious is mine, all mine! GOLLUM!....Ah, tricksy human, you got it right! Gollum, Grima, or Saruman might also make an excellent host for "Mole". __________________ The road goes ever on and on

05-02-2003, 11:07 AM	#3
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Treebeard: Ground Force or Gardener's Question Time. Merry and Pippin hosting Ready Steady Cook. Or sports commentators. Arwen instead of Ricki Lake. I think Gandalf and Saruman should team up as news reporters. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-02-2003, 01:47 PM	#4
Rynoah, the Overly-Happy Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Arizona Posts: 474	I see Aragorn hosting one of those outdoor fishing shows. Faramir... Martha Stewart. I can just see it vividly and it's really scary. Or maybe him and Éowyn doing the Crocodile Hunter. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Spook the spook of spookish spookdom to spook the spooked spookers. ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco King!

05-02-2003, 08:29 PM	#6
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Boromir and Gandalf judging American Idol (due to their surpassing-excellent dancing skills). Who would host The Weakest Link? Hmmm.... (can't think... aah!) __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-02-2003, 08:04 PM	#5
Frightened_Balrog Guest Posts: n/a	I could imagine Aragorn hosting survivor. I'd like to see him rolling his eyes at everyone on there due to their stupidity. Then again I think he may be too curtious. Gimli would be the speaker on one of those stock shows. And I would have to agree with Meela with Merry and Pippin being on Ready Steady Cook. Frodo would host a show using inspirational speaking. Boromir would host shows on the Discovery channel. Legolas would probably be doing the shows that Boromir didn't on Discovery. [img]null[/img]

05-02-2003, 10:22 PM	#7
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Yeah... Gollum's phone a friend... Host: Who will you call... Gollum: Well, we doesnt haves us many friendses... we wants to call the precious.. I can see Elrond hosting Backyard Blitz.. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-03-2003, 08:16 AM	#8
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	I think Isildur should host the Weakest Link. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-03-2003, 09:53 AM	#9
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Strange thing is, I can imagine Merry and Pippin hosting a sports show: Merry: That Randy Johnson sure is an excellent pitcher. Pippin: I would have to agree, Merry, he's my 5th cousin on m'mothers side, don't ya know. I see Frodo hosting one of those haunted house shows, or something to do with supernatural happings. (Complete with the flashlight under the chin and all...) How 'bout Gollum on the Home Shopping Network during jewelry hour? Gollum: That was the ruby necklace at a preciouss price of $999! Now here's preciousss being worn by our lovely model Matilta. So pretty, preciousss, so shiny preciousss, wait, Matilda has precioussss! Nooooooooooooooo! Tackels jewerly model and takes the ring from her Gollum: Looking at camera with ring in his hands Preciousss not for sale! You hear that, you sneaksy Bagginssess and Modelssss! Preciousss my own. MY Preciousss! __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

05-03-2003, 10:00 AM	#10
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 332	Meela, that was brilliant. I can't believe I couldn't think of it. I'd like to see Galadriel hosting Trading Spaces. With top designers Elrond, Eomer, and Arwen, along with carpenter Eowyn. (Come on, like she'd want a girly job! And Amy Wynn can do it... hey, notice the similarity in name!) __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

05-03-2003, 09:37 PM	#12
ElenCala Isil Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Somewhere Else Posts: 439	Sam would host one of those gardening or teaching people how to cook potatoes! __________________ Prevent Merry-abuse today! Join the S.A.M. (That's the Save-A-Merry foundation) Rivendell brought to you by the long lost sister of the guy who be short.

05-03-2003, 10:52 PM	#13
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	WOAH! disco very... its a conspiracy!!.. Or Elrond hosting Gardening Australia.. Yeah.. Isiuldor (probably spelt wrong) : You are the weakest link.. Goodbye!.. falls to the floor laughing __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-09-2003, 06:18 PM	#14
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Frodo and Bilbo could do one of those documenteries. And Rynoah, I prefer to be petted, not hugged. (It kinda strange, but I don't even live in Arizona) __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

05-09-2003, 08:42 PM	#15
steve Wight Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Edoras... er, Philadelphia Posts: 191	I can see Legolas hosting TRL and for some odd reason i can see gimli having a special on comedy central __________________ MAGIC SHOP! Spells of Mass Destruction 20% off! Today Only!

05-10-2003, 02:10 AM	#16
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	And i must add.. Meriadoc Brandybuck.. as the host of Middle-Earth's version of Jerry Springer.. See the thread.. it entertains even the most simplest of minds.. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

05-10-2003, 09:57 AM	#17
Sapphire_Flame Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: The World That Never Was Posts: 1,232	Elrond would host Weakest Link. He's got that sarcastic, pompous look, and he never smiles. __________________ The Hitchhiking Ghost

05-10-2003, 04:29 PM	#18
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	Yikes Saphire, you're right! Reminds me of my band teacher, scary [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com

05-10-2003, 04:33 PM	#19
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	The eye of sauron whould host Big Brother. Couse like big brother, he sees all.

05-11-2003, 04:44 AM	#21
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	Happy 1000th post Meela. And many more!!!!

05-11-2003, 04:49 AM	#22
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Oh eru... I didn't notice... faints then gets up and hugs everyone happily __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

05-11-2003, 04:56 AM	#23
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,005	hugs Meela back

05-11-2003, 07:15 AM	#24
Wolf Larson Pile O'Bones Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Iron Moutians Posts: 23	Merry and Pippin appear on Trading Spaces. Frodo is the Carpenter. __________________ In order to gain victory, understanding must be attained.