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Gamja · 01-16-2003, 09:19 PM

Frodo: Stupid...chili...I knew I shouldn't have eaten it so fast.

Nevfeniel · 01-16-2003, 09:50 PM

Looks like it's time for a new picture!

[ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-17-2003, 12:37 AM

(thinking) "Three little maids from school are we....."

Tar-Palantir · 01-17-2003, 02:28 AM

"You're right Legolas, I am too grungy to be an elf. But who's gonna be king and marry Arwen? Ha, ha, ha, in your face!"

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-17-2003, 04:10 AM

Aragorn: What on earth is that? Is that an orc army? Na, couldn't be.....

Balin999 · 01-17-2003, 08:11 AM

The Frodo one:
Aragorn, pointing at Frodo: See, children, this happens if you let four Hobbits celebrate alone for one week.

Aratlithiel · 01-17-2003, 10:19 AM

Aragorn: "Late? The lost king of Men is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to."

Aratlithiel · 01-17-2003, 11:38 AM

Frodo: Where will YOU be when your diarrhea medicine wears off?

dragoneyes · 01-17-2003, 04:25 PM

People... things... whatever's in the background: *Fighting madly*
Aragorn: Not much happening round here is there?

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-18-2003, 12:38 AM

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

Tar-Palantir · 01-18-2003, 12:56 AM

John-Rhys Davies: "See Elijah? This is how ya do it." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 01-18-2003, 01:19 AM

John Rhyes Davies: "Peter Jackson, I did not see anything in the script that said to do anything like this!"

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Gorwingel · 01-18-2003, 01:23 AM

And for the Aragorn one:
"Is that Arwen walking over the battlefield carrying Narsil? Nah, I must be seeing things" [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

dragoneyes · 01-18-2003, 03:25 AM

Gimli: Oh! Looky looky, it's the north star! Wowee, if only it weren't daytime...

Purple Elf · 01-18-2003, 05:30 AM

Gimli: Help its a Warg and its got me by the, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Its amazing what little things amuse me! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-18-2003, 07:10 AM

AAAAAAAH! Attack of the killer leg!

AddictedtoRumil · 01-18-2003, 04:18 PM

Caption this!

dragoneyes · 01-18-2003, 04:41 PM

Legolas: *Mafia Accent* I donno what you talk about. What you talk about?
Elf sitting next to him: Oh my God, what is he diong and why did I agree to sit next to him? I'm Going to regret that decision, I can tell.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 01-18-2003, 06:00 PM

FRODO: Sam....I never told you....I have feelings....
SAM: Errr.....Mister Frodo, please get off me.

Brinniel · 01-18-2003, 06:33 PM

Legolas one:

Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Gimli: Waz up?!
Legolas: Waz up?!
Other elf: Oh, dear Eru. Why me?

Frodo and Sam one:

Frodo: Sam, help me!
Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: It's Lily! She's coming this way!
Sam: Lily? You mean the hobbit lass you really like?
Frodo: Yes. *whimpers*
Sam: Why don't you dance with her?
Frodo: I'm too scared. What if I step on her foot? Besides, I think I've had too much ale. She can't see me like this Sam, she can't!
Sam: Oh, come on, Mr. Frodo. You can't hide from her forever. She won't even have a chance to like you back if you don't let her.
Frodo: All right, then. If I ask Lily to dance, you have to do the same with Rosie.
Sam: *blushes* I think I'll have another ale.
Frodo: Oh, no you don't!

Gorwingel · 01-18-2003, 06:41 PM

This is for the Legolas one:
"Big scary dark lord, many dirty orcs, cursed ring that starts to take over you, bring it on!! this is one elf that is not going to be bothered by any stupid ring."

Duncariel · 01-18-2003, 07:23 PM

Legolas: I've been sitting in this chair for the last two hours, and the guy in the other chair keeps poking me.

Frodo and Sam:
Frodo: hold me Sam!
Sam: Mister Frodo, they're filming.

Arwen_Evenstar · 01-18-2003, 07:35 PM

'Mister Frodo, your sword hilt is sticking into my back! I hope....'

Diamond18 · 01-18-2003, 08:43 PM

Frodo: "I am going to throw you into the fangirl pit of doom, mwah ha ha ha ha!"

Sam: "I don't have any fangirls, Mr. Frodo."

Frodo: "Of course you don't, they're my fangirls. So when they see it's you, they'll tear you to pieces in a frenzied rage. And while they do that, I'm going to have a dance with Rosie."

Sam: "You are evil, Mr. Frodo. And Rosie knows an evildoer when she sees one."

Frodo: "Does she?"

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ]

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-18-2003, 08:58 PM

Sam: Dang it Mr.Frodo! I told you that you shouldn't play with glue!

_____________________

Legolas: See, I coulda been Spiderman!

[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ]

Lindril Arvilya · 01-18-2003, 10:10 PM

Frodo simply starts laughing drunkenly.
PJ: Cuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------------
Legolas: (slurring his words together) We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse....

Helkahothion · 01-19-2003, 05:20 AM

HAHAHAHA funny stuff you guys(and girls ofcaurse),

Legolas one.

Elrond: Bring forth the ring Frodo.
Frodo:Me? But I gave it to Legolas.
Legolas:Me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else important arround here so you must be talking to me.
Frodo:He relax Legsie, I'm sorry.
Legolas:You better be sorry now back off.
Elrond:That is no way to treat a guest of my house Legolas, son of Trandhuil.
Legolas:Pfhaa guest. Here that, he's a guest. I spit on your mother Elrond.
*Legolas grab's his purse and walks away.

The Hobbit hug one:

Frodo:Gahhagaggarhagahargahagahaa
Sam:H? cut it out Mister Frodo. I think you have had more than enough ale.
Frodo:gaahagghagrhaghrgahrgahrgahgra
*Sam b*tchslaps Frodo*
*Frodo walks away sobbing*

Well these are mine. Be back when a new load of Pic's arrive.

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Maine Medical Marijuana Dispensary

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 01-19-2003, 10:02 AM

Tigerlily Gamgee · 01-19-2003, 01:52 PM

Thulorongil · 01-19-2003, 02:06 PM

I think for that one, what was in the movie is the best it can be!

Galenfea of Mirkwood. · 01-19-2003, 03:36 PM

Is it just me or has that picture been done before?

ElentariGreenleaf · 01-19-2003, 03:45 PM

Yup, been done before.

For the not working one:
Oh no! Not another red cross. Hay, maybe there is a message in all this. *goes and donates to the red cross, then changes mind* Nah, I'll just get some pestiside instead! Gimli, come over here and lift up your arms *puts on gas mask*

Gamja · 01-19-2003, 06:53 PM

For the Legolas one:
Other elf: What's Frodo doing on the floor with Sam?
Legolas: *shrugs shoulders*

And to all you sick people, no, Frodo and Sam aren't err, you know... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Brinniel · 01-19-2003, 07:39 PM

The Green Ringwraith · 01-19-2003, 08:34 PM

(The snowy one)

Merry: Frodo? Is that you? Oh nevermind, sorry Bill. I shouldn't have insulted you.
Frodo: Ha ha ha... no.
Sam: Pip? You ok? Did that apple hit you yet?
Pippin: No I think that was a hailstone...
____________

(Frodo and Sam looking gay)
Frodo: You smell nice. Really nice. Is that "Essense o' Tater"? I like it...
Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo... No. Its "Pansy Fields". Get it right.
Frodo: *downtrodden* OK.

The Green Ringwraith · 01-19-2003, 09:37 PM

Here's a new one for ya... I know its not in LOTR but its sooooo freaking funny! Imagine its Merry...

Diamond18 · 01-20-2003, 12:27 AM

You have to give the other picture more time than that, Greenie. Tsk, tsk.

Frodo: "You know Bill, I don't know why Sam named you Bill. Why would anyone want to be named after Bill Ferny, and least of all you? I don't understand it."

Merry: "I don't remember this scene being in the movie."

Sam: "Hey, Pippin, you know you and Merry kind of remind me of Emperor Palpatine right now. Crazy, huh?"

Pippin: "You're all a bunch of bloody loonies. And I'm hungry."

Gorwingel · 01-20-2003, 02:53 AM

snowy picture

Frodo: I am sorry you have to carry such a burden, you poor pony Bill, Sam maybe you should carry more of our supplies.

Merry: Frodo, why are you talking to a horse? No one ever talks to horses do they Bill?

Sam: Pippin what are you looking at?

Pippin: I am not looking at anything, If you want to know I am trying figure out the best way to collect snowflakes on my tongue.

[ January 20, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]

Balin999 · 01-20-2003, 04:44 AM

The Legolas one:

Lego: Yo, where's the f****n' camera? AH theeere it is!
Yo, check this out, ni**as, this is f****n' MC Lego kickin it to ya man!

Other elf: *I hate it when he does that*

P.J.: Cuuuuuut! Orlando, how often did I tell you that Legolas is NO rapstar!

Lego: But, but...... He is an elf! Elves sing!

P.J.: But they don't sing in this scene! And no elf ever was a rapper!

Legolas: Ok,ok.... *mutters something like "stupid *§$%"§, no one here understands me*

mark12_30 · 01-20-2003, 09:47 AM

The BW has stated that this is a family oriented website. Clean it up, please, people.

01-16-2003, 09:19 PM	#841
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	Frodo: Stupid...chili...I knew I shouldn't have eaten it so fast. __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-16-2003, 09:50 PM	#842
Nevfeniel Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mithlond Posts: 783	Looks like it's time for a new picture! [ January 16, 2003: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ] __________________ Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.

01-17-2003, 12:37 AM	#843
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	(thinking) "Three little maids from school are we....." __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-17-2003, 02:28 AM	#844
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	"You're right Legolas, I am too grungy to be an elf. But who's gonna be king and marry Arwen? Ha, ha, ha, in your face!" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-17-2003, 04:10 AM	#845
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Aragorn: What on earth is that? Is that an orc army? Na, couldn't be..... __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-17-2003, 08:11 AM	#846
Balin999 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2000 Location: East of the Sun, West of the Moon Posts: 521	The Frodo one: Aragorn, pointing at Frodo: See, children, this happens if you let four Hobbits celebrate alone for one week. __________________ ...Nichts ist gelber als Gelb selber... ...The opposite of courage in our society is not cowardice, but conformity... ...Everything is possible, except to ski through a revolving door...

01-17-2003, 10:19 AM	#847
Aratlithiel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 196	Aragorn: "Late? The lost king of Men is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to." __________________ - I must find the Mountain of Fire and cast the thing into the gulf of Doom. Gandalf said so. I do not think I shall ever get there. - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - Where are we going?...And why am I in this handbasket?

01-17-2003, 11:38 AM	#848
Aratlithiel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 196	Frodo: Where will YOU be when your diarrhea medicine wears off? __________________ - I must find the Mountain of Fire and cast the thing into the gulf of Doom. Gandalf said so. I do not think I shall ever get there. - Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. - Where are we going?...And why am I in this handbasket?

01-17-2003, 04:25 PM	#849
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	People... things... whatever's in the background: Fighting madly Aragorn: Not much happening round here is there? __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-18-2003, 12:38 AM	#850
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	[ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-18-2003, 12:56 AM	#851
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	John-Rhys Davies: "See Elijah? This is how ya do it." [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

01-18-2003, 01:19 AM	#852
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	John Rhyes Davies: "Peter Jackson, I did not see anything in the script that said to do anything like this!" [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-18-2003, 01:23 AM	#853
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	And for the Aragorn one: "Is that Arwen walking over the battlefield carrying Narsil? Nah, I must be seeing things" [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-18-2003, 03:25 AM	#854
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Gimli: Oh! Looky looky, it's the north star! Wowee, if only it weren't daytime... __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-18-2003, 05:30 AM	#855
Purple Elf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A tree somewhere anywhere! Posts: 34	Gimli: Help its a Warg and its got me by the, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Its amazing what little things amuse me! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] __________________ "Because i belived you to be indeed Luthien Tinuvel, of whom i was singing. but if you are not she, then you walk in her likeness." - Aragorn

01-18-2003, 07:10 AM	#856
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	AAAAAAAH! Attack of the killer leg! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-18-2003, 04:18 PM	#857
AddictedtoRumil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 65	Caption this! __________________ ~AddictedtoRumil~ You better move over Legolas Rumil's here

01-18-2003, 04:41 PM	#858
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Legolas: Mafia Accent I donno what you talk about. What you talk about? Elf sitting next to him: Oh my God, what is he diong and why did I agree to sit next to him? I'm Going to regret that decision, I can tell. __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

01-18-2003, 06:00 PM	#859
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	FRODO: Sam....I never told you....I have feelings.... SAM: Errr.....Mister Frodo, please get off me. __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

01-18-2003, 06:33 PM	#860
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	Legolas one: Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Gimli: Waz up?! Legolas: Waz up?! Other elf: Oh, dear Eru. Why me? Frodo and Sam one: Frodo: Sam, help me! Sam: What is it, Mr. Frodo? Frodo: It's Lily! She's coming this way! Sam: Lily? You mean the hobbit lass you really like? Frodo: Yes. whimpers Sam: Why don't you dance with her? Frodo: I'm too scared. What if I step on her foot? Besides, I think I've had too much ale. She can't see me like this Sam, she can't! Sam: Oh, come on, Mr. Frodo. You can't hide from her forever. She won't even have a chance to like you back if you don't let her. Frodo: All right, then. If I ask Lily to dance, you have to do the same with Rosie. Sam: blushes I think I'll have another ale. Frodo: Oh, no you don't! __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

01-18-2003, 06:41 PM	#861
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	This is for the Legolas one: "Big scary dark lord, many dirty orcs, cursed ring that starts to take over you, bring it on!! this is one elf that is not going to be bothered by any stupid ring." __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

01-18-2003, 07:23 PM	#862
Duncariel Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The Land of the Ice and Snow Posts: 226	Legolas: I've been sitting in this chair for the last two hours, and the guy in the other chair keeps poking me. Frodo and Sam: Frodo: hold me Sam! Sam: Mister Frodo, they're filming. __________________ Middle-earth: Insanity "What, the peons aren't trusted?" -- Yazoo, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

01-18-2003, 07:35 PM	#863
Arwen_Evenstar Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 206	'Mister Frodo, your sword hilt is sticking into my back! I hope....' __________________ 'I am Agarwaen, Son of Úmarth...'-Túrin Turambar. Arwen_Evenstar

01-18-2003, 08:43 PM	#864
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Frodo: "I am going to throw you into the fangirl pit of doom, mwah ha ha ha ha!" Sam: "I don't have any fangirls, Mr. Frodo." Frodo: "Of course you don't, they're my fangirls. So when they see it's you, they'll tear you to pieces in a frenzied rage. And while they do that, I'm going to have a dance with Rosie." Sam: "You are evil, Mr. Frodo. And Rosie knows an evildoer when she sees one." Frodo: "Does she?" [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Diamond18 ] __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

01-18-2003, 08:58 PM	#865
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	Sam: Dang it Mr.Frodo! I told you that you shouldn't play with glue! _____________________ Legolas: See, I coulda been Spiderman! [ January 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tigerlily Gamgee ] __________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-18-2003, 10:10 PM	#866
Lindril Arvilya Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In a box at the end of Harrison Ford's street, with a pair of binoculars Posts: 336	Frodo simply starts laughing drunkenly. PJ: Cuuuuuuuutttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------------- Legolas: (slurring his words together) We're gonna make you an offer you can't refuse.... __________________ Neo, watch out! Trinity's going to steal your pants! Pants thief! Pants thief!

01-19-2003, 05:20 AM	#867
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,100	HAHAHAHA funny stuff you guys(and girls ofcaurse), Legolas one. Elrond: Bring forth the ring Frodo. Frodo:Me? But I gave it to Legolas. Legolas:Me? Are you talking to me? I don't see anyone else important arround here so you must be talking to me. Frodo:He relax Legsie, I'm sorry. Legolas:You better be sorry now back off. Elrond:That is no way to treat a guest of my house Legolas, son of Trandhuil. Legolas:Pfhaa guest. Here that, he's a guest. I spit on your mother Elrond. Legolas grab's his purse and walks away. The Hobbit hug one: Frodo:Gahhagaggarhagahargahagahaa Sam:H? cut it out Mister Frodo. I think you have had more than enough ale. Frodo:gaahagghagrhaghrgahrgahrgahgra Sam btchslaps Frodo Frodo walks away sobbing Well these are mine. Be back when a new load of Pic's arrive. Greetings, Anuion ________ Maine Medical Marijuana Dispensary Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:48 AM.

01-19-2003, 10:02 AM	#868
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	__________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

01-19-2003, 01:52 PM	#869
Tigerlily Gamgee Hostess of Spirits Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Meduseld Posts: 1,056	__________________ ~ ExerciseJunky.com (Hobbits fitness of choice!)~ ~Lady of Rohan: An Eowyn Fansite ~ ~The NEW/OLD Barrow Downs Photo Page~

01-19-2003, 02:06 PM	#870
Thulorongil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: wherever the road may take me Posts: 97	I think for that one, what was in the movie is the best it can be! __________________ I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago, And people who will see a world that I shall never know.

01-19-2003, 03:36 PM	#871
Galenfea of Mirkwood. Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Road2Rivendell: 250miles (somewhere near Weathertop) Posts: 145	Is it just me or has that picture been done before? __________________ Do not mess with us, we are the first chocoholic elves! Arwen is evil and she's after the Ring! My plan is perfect, how dare you insult the perfectness of my perfect plan?-Sauron

01-19-2003, 03:45 PM	#872
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Yup, been done before. For the not working one: Oh no! Not another red cross. Hay, maybe there is a message in all this. goes and donates to the red cross, then changes mind Nah, I'll just get some pestiside instead! Gimli, come over here and lift up your arms puts on gas mask __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

01-19-2003, 06:53 PM	#873
Gamja Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 55	For the Legolas one: Other elf: What's Frodo doing on the floor with Sam? Legolas: shrugs shoulders And to all you sick people, no, Frodo and Sam aren't err, you know... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "Ni"-the knights who say "Ni!"

01-19-2003, 07:39 PM	#874
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 3,027	__________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

01-19-2003, 08:34 PM	#875
The Green Ringwraith Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home. Posts: 77	(The snowy one) Merry: Frodo? Is that you? Oh nevermind, sorry Bill. I shouldn't have insulted you. Frodo: Ha ha ha... no. Sam: Pip? You ok? Did that apple hit you yet? Pippin: No I think that was a hailstone... ____________ (Frodo and Sam looking gay) Frodo: You smell nice. Really nice. Is that "Essense o' Tater"? I like it... Sam: Um, Mr. Frodo... No. Its "Pansy Fields". Get it right. Frodo: downtrodden OK. __________________ -What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy."