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Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-10-2005, 01:54 PM

"H" is for Hookbill who swallowed a knat.

bilbo_baggins · 05-10-2005, 07:54 PM

I is for Imladris , who stepped on a cat

wilwarin538 · 05-11-2005, 05:52 PM

skipping j.

K is for Kath who ate a poisson ivy(sp?) salad.

the phantom · 05-11-2005, 06:43 PM

L is for littlemanpoet, who listened to a lethally lengthy ballad.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-12-2005, 07:25 AM

"M" is for Meela, crushed by an Ent.

ElementFire · 05-12-2005, 10:29 AM

A is for Assassin, who looked in a pot and fell in.
-EF

mormegil · 05-12-2005, 10:55 AM

"N" is for Nimrodel_9 who danced her way of a cliff

bilbo_baggins · 05-12-2005, 11:29 AM

O is for Olorin who got a big "*Biff*"

wilwarin538 · 05-13-2005, 06:21 AM

P is for Paavo, who was eaten by a giant fig.

bilbo_baggins · 05-14-2005, 11:45 AM

r is for red, who forgot where to dig

Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-14-2005, 03:18 PM

s is for shelob, attacked by a werewolf.

bilbo_baggins · 05-14-2005, 04:36 PM

t is for tar-ancalime, who fell in the gulf

mormegil · 05-14-2005, 05:14 PM

Jumping back up to "S" being for Saucepan Man who became Werewolf stew...poor SpM you will be sorely missed in our councils

wilwarin538 · 05-16-2005, 06:57 AM

skipping U.

V is for VanimaEdhel who was killed by you.(my horrible attempt at rhyming with the last death.)

the guy who be short · 05-16-2005, 12:38 PM

W is for WarBringer, killed in a war

Ah, what a rich imagination I possess.

wilwarin538 · 05-16-2005, 02:40 PM

skipping X and Y.

Z is for Zifnab who walked into a door.

mormegil · 05-16-2005, 02:48 PM

A for Anguirel who fell through the floor (with a noose around his neck)

wilwarin538 · 05-16-2005, 03:08 PM

B is for the Barrow-Wight who burnt down with the store.

Gil-Galad · 05-16-2005, 04:20 PM

C is for Captain of Despair who didn't here the catapult yelling Fore...

Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-16-2005, 04:29 PM

D is for Durufin whose died with much gore.

mormegil · 05-16-2005, 05:51 PM

F is for Firefoot who died because of my lore

Orominuialwen · 05-17-2005, 03:51 PM

G is for Gurthang, who couldn't swim any more. (i.e. he drowned)

the guy who be short · 05-18-2005, 09:29 AM

H is for Hilde Bracegirdle, who also sank before she got to the shore

Mithalwen · 05-18-2005, 12:43 PM

I Is for Imladris who walked into a door...

the guy who be short · 05-18-2005, 02:30 PM

One wonders if Imladris and Zifnab walked into the same door. If so, I vote we destroy the wretched contraption.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-18-2005, 05:13 PM

"J" is for Joy who doesn't post any more.

mormegil · 05-18-2005, 06:36 PM

K is for Kath on whose head developed a large spore

Shelob · 05-18-2005, 08:24 PM

L is for Lush who choked on a smore.

Mithalwen · 05-19-2005, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the guy who be short

One wonders if Imladris and Zifnab walked into the same door. If so, I vote we destroy the wretched contraption.

Oops I missed that ......... perhaps it is the door in the famous aria "Questa porta maledetta ......" (Maskerade)

Mithalwen · 05-19-2005, 01:24 PM

M is for Mithalwen crushed by a rickshaw (in Singapore? ....)

the guy who be short · 05-19-2005, 01:45 PM

Relaying your own death, Mith? Ah, but then again, this is The Downs... most apt.

N is for Nilpaurion Felagund, who was shot due to her slow draw...

Who will be defeated by the rhyming pattern?

The Only Real Estel · 05-19-2005, 01:57 PM

so are we rhyming with Mith's 'rickshaw' or Mith's Singapore?

O is for Orual, who snored one to many a snore.
-or-
O is for Orual, who underestimated the aim of the law.

continue rhyming with whichever one we should be continuing with

.

Gil-Galad · 05-19-2005, 04:14 PM

keep it Singapiore... we have to see if we can rhyme the whole way

P is for Pallando who never came back from the Nucelear Core

the guy who be short · 05-19-2005, 04:22 PM

Is it just my accent, or do rickshaw / Singapore rhyme anyway?

In any case, skipping Q.

R is for Rumil, eaten by lions on a safari tour.

Feanor of the Peredhil · 05-19-2005, 04:28 PM

"T" is for The Barrow-Wight who's head lost a fight with Thor.

Oddwen · 05-19-2005, 04:55 PM

'V' is for VanimaEdhel, who was a deadly bore.

Holbytlass · 05-19-2005, 09:37 PM

W is for Witchqueen, a hit by the mafia 'cause she was poor.
(she couldn't pay up)

the guy who be short · 05-20-2005, 05:21 AM

V is for Vanwalossien, mobbed by the fans for being unable to score.

A thought: perhaps we should make these deaths more Tolkien-related?

Holbytlass · 05-20-2005, 07:19 AM

At the top of the page is a spot called Members List, between FAQ and calendar. Click on that, then choose the letter you are working on. Every letter including Q and X has members. This place is great because one does not have to think of names and everyone might have a fair shot of seeing their own fun deaths.
You're right, guy who be short, it should be Tolkien related as possible, but it is fun trying to keep the 'or' rhyme going.

'Y' is for Yavanna who was eaten by Meneldor.
(one of the eagles)

Holbytlass · 05-20-2005, 10:19 AM

I was mopping the kitchen when it dawned on me that I didn't follow my own advice. 'X' is after 'W', not 'Y' (sorry, guy who be short, I think you forgot the ABC order part, too).

X is for Xphial who got poisoned from the fruit of the trees of Valinor.

05-10-2005, 01:54 PM	#41
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	"H" is for Hookbill who swallowed a knat. __________________ peace

05-10-2005, 07:54 PM	#42
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	I is for Imladris , who stepped on a cat __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-11-2005, 05:52 PM	#43
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	skipping j. K is for Kath who ate a poisson ivy(sp?) salad. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-11-2005, 06:43 PM	#44
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 6,121	L is for littlemanpoet, who listened to a lethally lengthy ballad. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

05-12-2005, 07:25 AM	#45
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	"M" is for Meela, crushed by an Ent. __________________ peace

05-12-2005, 10:29 AM	#46
ElementFire Animated Skeleton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: The Gama Quadrant Posts: 39	A is for Assassin, who looked in a pot and fell in. -EF __________________ He who stands on toilet is high on pot. XP I don't do kung fu, I do kung lamb!!!

05-12-2005, 10:55 AM	#47
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	"N" is for Nimrodel_9 who danced her way of a cliff __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-12-2005, 11:29 AM	#48
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	O is for Olorin who got a big "Biff" __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-13-2005, 06:21 AM	#49
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	P is for Paavo, who was eaten by a giant fig. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-14-2005, 11:45 AM	#50
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	Skipping Q... r is for red, who forgot where to dig __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-14-2005, 03:18 PM	#51
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	s is for shelob, attacked by a werewolf. __________________ peace

05-14-2005, 04:36 PM	#52
bilbo_baggins Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2003 Location: In my front hallway, grabbing my staff, about to head out my door Posts: 275	t is for tar-ancalime, who fell in the gulf __________________ "For with much wisdom comes much sorrow, and with more knowledge comes more grief."

05-14-2005, 05:14 PM	#53
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Jumping back up to "S" being for Saucepan Man who became Werewolf stew...poor SpM you will be sorely missed in our councils __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke Last edited by mormegil; 05-16-2005 at 07:24 AM.

05-16-2005, 06:57 AM	#54
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	skipping U. V is for VanimaEdhel who was killed by you.(my horrible attempt at rhyming with the last death.) __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-16-2005, 12:38 PM	#55
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	W is for WarBringer, killed in a war Ah, what a rich imagination I possess.

05-16-2005, 02:40 PM	#56
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	skipping X and Y. Z is for Zifnab who walked into a door. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-16-2005, 02:48 PM	#57
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	A for Anguirel who fell through the floor (with a noose around his neck) __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-16-2005, 03:08 PM	#58
wilwarin538 Fluttering Enchantment Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 2,661	B is for the Barrow-Wight who burnt down with the store. __________________ Comme une étoile amarante Comme un papillon de nuit C'est la lumière qui m'attire La flamme qui m'éblouit Fenris Muffin

05-16-2005, 04:20 PM	#59
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	lets see if we can rhyme righ through the alphabet... C is for Captain of Despair who didn't here the catapult yelling Fore... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-16-2005, 04:29 PM	#60
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	D is for Durufin whose died with much gore. __________________ peace

05-16-2005, 05:51 PM	#61
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	Attempt to incorporate the isle of werewolf game F is for Firefoot who died because of my lore __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-17-2005, 03:51 PM	#62
Orominuialwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Umbar, but before the corsairs took over. (Ave Maria University, FL, USA) Posts: 705	G is for Gurthang, who couldn't swim any more. (i.e. he drowned) __________________ Gone for lentSeeyou at Easter! (And on Sundays too, maybe.) Last edited by Orominuialwen; 05-17-2005 at 03:53 PM. Reason: Forgot to bold the G

05-18-2005, 09:29 AM	#63
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	H is for Hilde Bracegirdle, who also sank before she got to the shore

05-18-2005, 12:43 PM	#64
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	I Is for Imladris who walked into a door... __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-18-2005, 02:30 PM	#65
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	One wonders if Imladris and Zifnab walked into the same door. If so, I vote we destroy the wretched contraption.

05-18-2005, 05:13 PM	#66
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	"J" is for Joy who doesn't post any more. __________________ peace

05-18-2005, 06:36 PM	#67
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,679	K is for Kath on whose head developed a large spore __________________ When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

05-18-2005, 08:24 PM	#68
Shelob Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: At the abysmal Abyss Mall. Posts: 308	L is for Lush who choked on a smore. __________________ A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name ~Evan Esar. Pan for Everyone!

05-19-2005, 01:24 PM	#70
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,916	M is for Mithalwen crushed by a rickshaw (in Singapore? ....) __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

05-19-2005, 01:45 PM	#71
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	Relaying your own death, Mith? Ah, but then again, this is The Downs... most apt. N is for Nilpaurion Felagund, who was shot due to her slow draw... Who will be defeated by the rhyming pattern?

05-19-2005, 01:57 PM	#72
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 3,025	so are we rhyming with Mith's 'rickshaw' or Mith's Singapore? O is for Orual, who snored one to many a snore. -or- O is for Orual, who underestimated the aim of the law. continue rhyming with whichever one we should be continuing with .

05-19-2005, 04:14 PM	#73
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	keep it Singapiore... we have to see if we can rhyme the whole way P is for Pallando who never came back from the Nucelear Core __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

05-19-2005, 04:22 PM	#74
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,496	Is it just my accent, or do rickshaw / Singapore rhyme anyway? In any case, skipping Q. R is for Rumil, eaten by lions on a safari tour.

05-19-2005, 04:28 PM	#75
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,956	it's your accent. "T" is for The Barrow-Wight who's head lost a fight with Thor. __________________ peace

05-19-2005, 04:55 PM	#76
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,246	Skipping "U"...no, not you... 'V' is for VanimaEdhel, who was a deadly bore. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door Last edited by Oddwen; 05-19-2005 at 04:56 PM. Reason: This post just got more deadly